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Show Women Take Advantage Of Leap Year; Spurn Males Watch out S.A.M, this is leap year! The Marie Antonettes and Cleopatras of South are getting out their lasso's for the roundup. The South high male population were just recovering from the stampede of wolfesses in 1940, when, zingo, here comes 1944. Yes, Leap year has rolled around again. This is the time when the weaker sex has the chance to prove that it is really the stronger sex, that it can do anything and everything a male on those chemistry tests, (a better excuse than none.) They put up a big fuss, but really, the only reason they run at all is so the gals on their trails will run faster. At least it can be said that "there is never a dull moment at South." can do. A few brave females even try to do more! What a life!! They say that "behind every great man is a woman." Yes, the men are proclaimed the great ones, but where would they be without a woman behind them when to do it, how to do it, and then explain just how it is done. That's why there aren't any bachelors in the White House. After all, a man without a woman wo-man is "just one big two-legged mistake!" The men of South high are on the run these days, and every possible hiding place is always crowded. The anemic looking 'Frank Sinatras of South are even beginning to look picked on. They claim as a result of these pursuits pur-suits that they can't concentrate |