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Show Miss April Da Jerk I Solves Students' Problems Dear April Da Jerk: , I'm just a normal kid. I eat my wheaties in the morning and hear Superman every night and all such things. But every morning my bus breezes by and I'm still munching munch-ing breakfast. How to get the busses to run on time (my time) is the problem. Please help . E. A. Dear Elaine Anderson:" My time is your time, so I gladly glad-ly remit with this cute little quip: Upon arising, dash to the door, slide down the well known banister, banis-ter, send up the white signal flag and that familiar "Be ready in 10 min." sigh. That ought to do it. April Da Joik: So I am the assistant stage crew manager with 3 spots and girls, girls, girls. I ask you, "Is it my fault I'm such a Casanova? "P. S. What are you doing tonight?" D. (Gable) Wardle. Dear Duane: No kidding, you've really got a lot of "power," Tyrone. Honestly, Honest-ly, though, the only thing I can see to do that'll give the rest of the boys a chance is to follow the magazine adds and do the opposite. oppo-site. Here's hoping for your new job. Dear April: How can I make my cute boy friend stop giving me such nice gifts and corsages? B. J . L. Jo: Are you kidding! Just give him his walking papers and my phone number. Miss April Da Jerk: Lincoln and South are keeping my dreams hopping. Isn't there a solution ? T. A. Miss Anderson: Wesley's awfu cute, Teddy. Why not center on him? If you have any more questions just post them to Miss April Da Jerk, care of the nearest waste-basket, waste-basket, because it's none of her business anyway!!! |