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Show qQ snoop scoop 7 Daffy Cul Here's your li'l ol' Daffy Cub again, just back from another Snoop Scoop Convention. We had quite a controversy over the little episode which took place in Miss Martin's sixth period English class. It seems they were talking about different forms of government. Miss Martin asked if anyone knew in which government women have the upper hand. Boyd Larsen, one of South's Lieutenant Colonels, sitting near the back of the room, answered definitely, "Dictatorship." "Dicta-torship." Joyce Hunt, Gloria Hansen, and Marian Mar-ian Anderson, representatives of this class who were present at the Snoop Scoop Convention, haven't yet decided on the date of Boyd's execution. ex-ecution. By the way, on Marian Anderson's third finger, left hand, has been placed a thrilling 'V little stone. Dean Barney and Danny Locke, just returned return-ed from Hawaii where they're working for Pan t American, have been gracing South's busy halls during the past few days. The girls don't mind at all. Lou Dods dated Francene Rose for East's Cadet Hop, and Jean Brady Burgess, South alum, was there with her husband, Doug, home on furlough. Since we're on the subject of East's Cadet Hop, I might as well continue. Keith and Pat, of course, were there with smiling smil-ing faces. Carina Matthews, with her hair on top of her head, helped Gene Sorenson to enjoy a wonderful evening, while LaRue Morrison was a "Lady in Black" for the affair Her slim dinnergown was split to the knee. Escorting her was Jack Green. Doubledating with this sophisticated couple were Larry Johnson and Janet Martindale. Marge Taylor and Bob Story were another familiar couple at the dance. Say, Santa, the gals of South want me to thank you for the Hank Filatra you sent them for Christmas. (Though he wasn't discovered 'til we had that assembly a few weeks ago.) To think he was disguised as Cliff Heaps all v the time! But Santa, it seems Miss Mandell can never be satisfied. Now she wants a record of "Mairzy Doats." Aline James surely strings the boys along, doesn't she? Every time our "Alta Palta" fraternity fra-ternity (for wolves only every boy in the school belongs to it) checks up on her, she's holding hands with a different boy. Alice Sheets, I found through a little keyhole listening, listen-ing, is going steady with a boy from the U. La Var Rockwood and Martha Green, it's been said, are doing all right together. And aren't those soft blue sweaters pretty that Helen Edling and Millen Moffat are wearing? Those lucky sailors who receive letters from Donna Lou Archibald! What is it about the navy that so interests you, Donna Lou? I can well imagine what a morale booster your letters are. Let me say again, "Lucky sailors!" Melba Seguin received a diamond recently. The happy boy is Allen Brooks,-Seaman 1st Class of the U. S. Navy. Glenn Hammill of the USCG made a certain girl very happy when he re- .N turned on a ten day furlough. Mel Adams and one particular blond are making pretty good time. I wonder how Bill Lubin is getting along since Glenna went to Tennessee. Chin up, ol' man. Jane Swope and Cal Miller seemed to have a good time together And who wouldn't, with two swell kids like them? Somebody should tell these boys (one in particular) that "Roses are red, violets are blue" is all right laid on thick when it's meant for just one girl. But when two gals get one like this from the same boy, look out, fella! Students of Mrs. Jackson's first period English class finally found out why innocent Alan is called "wolf" ... his last name is Hoivell! I walked into the Scribe room the other morning. I wonder, is it a newspaper office or is it a beauty parlor? Fingernail polish all over the place, hair flying, and . . . well, you know how these women are. Oh, don't get me wrong. I know they can work, and work hard. I guess it's just the idea of the Cadet Hop coming up. Man shortage, you know. Sorry, girls. I know you have appeal without using this extra time to enhance your beauty. Well, Daffy's got. to go and struggle some more with his income tax. See you next time! DAFFY CUB. t |