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Show Pitter - Patter from Here - There BOY: "Whatever became of those old-fashioned girls who used to faint when a boy kissed them?" GIRL: "Whatever became of those old-fashioned boys who made them faint?" Davis Dart And then there was the cannibal's canni-bal's daughter, who liked the boys best when they were stewed. Voo-Doo Women's faults are many, Men have only two Everything they say, And everything they do. Murray-Go-Round "People are certainly carried away by my creations." "What do you make?" , "Stretchers!" Jackson Journal ????POME???? Snow Snow Snow Get the drift? Lincoln Totom I think that I shall never see A boy who quite appeals to me, A boy who doesn't flirt and tease; A boy who always tries to please; A boy who doesn't ever wear A slab of grease upon his hair; A boy who keeps his shirttail in; A boy without a silly grin. If Red Riding Hood lived today The modern lass would scorn her, She only had to meet one wolf Not one on every corner! Nampa Growl A young man stayed up all night figuring out where the sun went when it went down. Finally it dawned on him. Farrer Eagle One for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready, And no gas to go. Merrill Mirror "" Love is like an onion; at first you taste it with delight then you wonder what made you bite. Tiger High-lights |