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Show -- porting AND CIES RHAPSODY OF LAWYER. A YOUNG Church Built by One Man. Stlvchall, near Coventry, England, possesses a piece of worship unique among English churches. lu 1810 John Green, a mason of a strongly religious turn or intuit, laid the first atone of the edifice, and seven years later he compleled the building. In all that time he had no assistance, doThe Slipper Shopper, ing all the work with his own hands hits. Bacon 1 saw Mrs. Hamm anlil the church was ready for its Inshopping for slippers for her husband, terior fittings. The building accomand I heard her ask for a pair mads modates a large congregation. The church derives a considerable revenue out of banana skins. Mrs. Egbert Never heard of such a front the contributions of sightseers who are drawn to the place by curithing? "No, nor I; but she said her hus- osity. o band wanted something he could slip Yonkers Statesman. on easy. Ann nd Ann Street. Who was Ann after whom Ann MUST HAVE BEEN. Street in Manhattan is named? The records apparently leave the matter in mystery, except to tell that she was the wife of the first ntau who owned and occupied It site. desk I sit and Here at my roll-tobend me o'er a legal tome and have a that I am really pleasant sense, quite at home. The peace we cannot understand has claimed my spirit Jockey George Mountain haa withdrawn 28,000 which he had on depoiit more and more; I yield at last to Its In a bank at New Orleana and la now demand I like the Interesting law. on hla way to California to Invent the The steady drone of city streets floats If 1 money In aome legitimate business la gently through my window-pane- ; the land of aunahine. fruit and flow-er- look out, my vision meets the sunshine Following the revocation of and blue sky again. I much prefer Mountaina license In the south ' and these heavy books. Hark some one middle west, he announced hla Inten- enters at my door a lovely lady, by tion of quitting the saddle for good. her looks I like the pretty, fluffy law. A "Ah, pardon me, the lady says. On the eve of hla departure Mountain said: 1 will not apply for a license legal question bothers me. But all to ride In the east. I have been ac- this time she does not raise her heavy veil the least degree. cused of doing wrong, but I defy anyImagination one to prove that I ever pulled a horse takes me fast through fame, romance, or received a cent from a bookmaker. and fees galore ambition realised at I have relatives In California, and with last! ! ! 1 like the fragrant, juicy the $28,000 I have here and the $12.-00-0 law. which la tied up In the WilliamsShe adds: T've just got my divorce burg Trust Company 1 think I cau from BUI and now I want to know worry along much better than the when can I marry Jack? Of course, Mountain you understand how these things go.1 majority of my knockers. "To-da$40,000 the saved during he had sigh I. paid the last two years. Racegoers are Says she: "Your fee? One dollar." surprised that be had been able to save that sum, for he haa never "Here I'm glad I saw your sign. been a fashionable jockey and his Good-dafees were hever large. Until James Thus exit She. H. McCormick engaged him, to pilot I like the dreary, heavy law. Green Uncle I've brought a nice book lor Glorlfler, the Carter handicap winner, Bag. he was regarded by trainers as only you, Bobby. It's about a beautiful glri SO LONG AGO. who slept and slept, and no one could a fourth rate jockey. It was his sucwake her. cess on Glorlfler that gave him presBobby Was she a servant, uncle? tige on the eastern turf and enabled him to sign a contract to ride for Rather Discouraging. August Belmont. Mr. Slim (hunting for a new boarding-house) Is the lady of the house From appearances "Bob Lowe Is ip? out of big league baseball forever. Servant No; she's gone for a powho The great second baseinan, liceman. Bosold ball finest for his the played "What are the terms for board ton Nationals, 1b to secure his release here? from the Detroit American league "Cash." team to coach the Western University I mean how much a week?" of Pennsylvania team and manage the Ten an 15 a week, 'cording to room. I presume she makes a reduction for people who stay a month or two. I dont know. No one ever stays that long. New York Weekly. to-wi- t, a. New Castle (Pa.) team of the league. Lowe was captain of the Chicago National league team at one time, being succeeded at second by John Evers, who gives Lowe credit for making him the wonder that he Is. Lowe has been Detroit's utility man for three years. Making baseball deals Is not an easy task by any means. In a recent discussion John F. Kilfoyle, one of the owners of the Cleveland club, said: "Unless a club owner Is willing to give two stars for one he stands but small chance of getting any of the great players away from the cities where they are now located. No one can quite appreciate the condition of things in the baseball market unless he has an Interest In a team and tries to get a few first-clasplayers. Now, for instance, the Cleveland club might take players Flick and Turner Into the trading marts and make a deal for a high-grad- e player, but that would be like giving two $20 gold pieces for one. Or we could get a star player for Joss and Clarke, but that would also be a foolish trade for us to make It Is a fact, though, that were we to seriously go about the task of trying to make a trade we would be asked to give two men like Joss, Clarke, nick or Turner for one man. 'Buy somebody, then,' say some of the fans. How? Whst would happen to us If we sold Joss, for Instance? What would happen to the SL Louis Browns If they let George Stone go for money? Or to the Athletics If they sold Eddie Plank to Cleveland? Or to the White Sox If they sold us Jlggs Donohue? Tou see it isn't a question of money at all. Of course we could well afford to pay a fancy price for a player like Hal Chase our Investment would also come back to us In gate money but New York couldn't afford to sell Chase for any amount for the Gotham fans would have their revenge. We might make $10,000 If we could buy such a player for $12,000 or $15,000, but the club letting him go would lose $25,000 or $30,000. So there you are. Honesty the Best Policy." They were Interviewing the crafty manager of the get rich quick syn dicate. "But don't you believe that honesty pays? asked the Interviewer. "I certainly do, chuckled the manager. "It pays us. For Instance, as Auntie There you see the church long as the young men and women who aniwar our adTerUaamonta keep I was married In. u-- r lie Niece Ah! I suppose It Is a ruin, up their agreement to send off. we are much better that weekly now, auntie. Chicago Dally News. Took Advantage. THE ONLY WAY. There Is nothing In this business of being patient, remarked the humble cow. "What Is the trouble now? queried the sheep. "Why, I thought I'd be patient and stand under the shade tree all day without moving and I'm a sinner If a lot of village loafers didnt come around and try to play quoits on my horns. Chicago Dally News. Samples by mail or express will receive prompt attention. West Soulh Temple St.. Salt take City, Utah. 111-14- NT Gasoline OF ALL KINDS. Special Lamps for the Home. Absolutely safe and reliable. power, c per hour. Full line of Mantels, Globes, etc. Correspondence solicited. Send ua diagram of your building and we will submit estimate. SUNBEAM LIGHT COMPANY, 107 E. Second South Street, 8 ALT LAKE CITY. 600-cand- The biiHlnes of the late John Assay cr, will lie continued by r. his wife, at hla request, under the name of John McYicker Assay Office at 46 Richards St. Mr. Arthur Selby, tar three years at the Union office, will art as manager, which will be a guarantee that all work done at the office will lie satisfactory. Mrs. McYicker and Mr. Selby ask that all old customers continue their patronage and solicit new work from their friends. I A Sixth Sense. Dont See dont sell Watches Why other jewelers as C1H0AP as The Carter Jewelry Co. I see in their window a 17 Jewel Hampden Watch 15 jewel Hampden Watch Thin model and guarantee case. to me. Im going to buy one right away. This 20-ye- CRISMON A NICHOLS. Carter Jewelry Co., SALT Asaayere and ChemisL. oiflce and laboratory, 229 S. W.ff Temple Street, g SALT LAKE CITY. 324 MAIN ST. Western Engineering and Construction Co., Chemists and Engineers. Exiierts in testing Oils and Minerals. We also design mining. Irrigation and power plants. We finance and promote all kinds of legitimate entei prises. Sell all kinds of machinery. Let us know your wants. Commercial Club Bldg., Sait take City, Utah, $14.75 12.7b looks good LAKE California Winter Eicnriion Tickets now on isle. 261-26- 2 The Route of the Los Angeles limited Utah's Finest Train. New Short Line to Goldfield, Nevada, via Las Vegas Now Completed. DfllBOUZEK Leaves Salt Lake City 8:15 today HUNT.ZEJtC'0 tCkvGTX Arrives Goldfield 7:05 p. m. tomorrow.. Ask the Agent, or A Idress J. H. Bnrtner, District Passenger Agent, Salt Lake City, Utah. Turn Dimes The St Patrick Mining & Milling I. The Play. Manager Now, as to the moral quality of the piece, we wish that to be very conspicuous. Playwright By its absence? Manager Oh, when it comes to mere details of method, we leave everything to you, of course. We don't care how you manage It. Puck. Of Two Evils. Milliner And madame will not take Is beautlfrJ and so cheap hat! But why? Customer My nusband doesn't like it, so I suppose I must change It. Milliner But, madame! Why not change se husband? Cleveland .. Brown Job son is thn wealthiest man In town, and he made It all by writing poetry. Green Impossible! Brown Its so. A rich widow who CUT THIS OUT AND doted on poetry became Infatuated with the atuff he wrote, and married B. A. M. Froiscth, Secty., him. Ill Chicago SYSTEMS Phenomenal Success of Chapter "Why! "He's got marbled! ? Into Dollars. "Break it gently, he Implored. The burglar's assistant had reached the window, but could not open It hatter knock t a pane out, be whispered, hoarsely. Hence the exclamation with which Cleveland our narrative opens. Leader. Bill has given up the cold water cure. He Is taking the hot air cure now." Hina a.. J. V. Sadler 16$ West Temple. P. O. Bos 1448. Salt Lake City, Utah. ark a Specialty. Analytical 4f. B. City, Utah, October 3rd, loved. Clara Dearest You said that very same thing only last week to May Blossom. She told me so herself. Harry True, but that was only a dress rehearsal; this Is the first POOR BILL Chseilsts end Asaayere. ASSAYER. Not the 8ame at All. Harry Clara, dearest, you are the only woman I ever really and truly s CheyMichael Balentl, a enne Indian from Oklahoma, has been elected captain of the Carlisle Indian baseball club for the approaching season. Balentl has fielded and played third base, as well as caught, at the national game. He la the coming Indian quarter back at football and Is five feet ten Inches tall, and training down for the approaching season to ISO pounds. take Salt l07. UNION ASSAY OFF 1C I. T. RIPPETO, M. FRANKNESS COMPANY OF UTAH (Incorporated). MAIL NOW. Utah, and consists of six promising mining claims. Over fifteen hundred dollars have already been expended in development work since date of incorSt. Patrick Mining & Milling Co., poration, February, 1906, consisting of over 500 Salt Lake Gty, Utah. feet of tunnels and inclines. Minerals already shares of I subscribe hereby for found carry values in Copper, Gold, Silver, Lead of the "St. stock, fully paid and and Iron. We are now driving the tunnel ahead Patrick Mining 5 Milling Co." at the price of Ten to cut the mineral vein which is believed to be Cents a share, for which I enclose $ extension of the well known Maxfield mine, that an as first payment, balance to be paid in four equal lias already produced hundred of thousands o monthly installments. le, - Name - Address Date. Over 15,000 already bought by eager Investors and we now offer the 35,000 shares remaining of its first block of market at the treasury stock placed upon the cents per share. The proceeds of the sale will be judiciously expended to the further development of the property, which is loctaed in Big Cottonwood Mining District, Salt Lake County, low price of ten The Board of Directors are A. J. Smith, PresiB. A. M. dent; Ilans II. Peterson, Leona F. Mrs. Froiscth, Secretary and Treasurer; Smith and David A. Buck. The latter is also superVice-Preside- nt; intendent. THIS REALLY is $1 SECURITY for 10 cts. Remember Bobby Sister must be able to see Good mines from good prospects grow, In the dark. Mother How so? Thus we harvest as we sow. Asker Is your wife entertalnlni Bobby Because last night, when Dont delay, buy now, and get in on the ground he was sitting with Mr. Staylate In this wesson? floor. DsUT Tellit Not rwy. Chicago the perlor, I heard her say: "Why, News. Tom, you haven't shaved! Judge. dollars. The property is equipped with hoisting and pumping engines, ore cars and steel rails in tunnel. Our company is capitalized at 250,000 shares, of which 100,000 shares are But aside for working capital, and the remaining 150,000 shares of. stock is pooled until at least one-ha-lf or more of its treasury stock is sold. Bear in mind that this stock is unassessablc, and that private property of stockholders is not liable for corporation indebtedness. 5.00 down and $5.00 monthly for four months buys 250 shares. $ 10.00 down and $10.00 monthly for four months buys 500 shares. $ 20.00 down and $20.00 monthly for four months buys 1000 shares. $ $ 30.00 dorm and $30.00 monthly for four months I lys 1500 shares. $ 40.00 down and $40.00 monthly for four months buys 2000 shares. $100.00. down and $100.00 monthly for four months buv 5000 shares. W zetfmrmzm |