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Show Bho Wat In No Hurry. Rw. Dr. Wtllaee, new pastor of the Eaat Knd llaptlct church, brought a Prowess. Unappreciated Sam Matthews Ghost new one to Cleveland with him. According to the story, a Heaton girl got on the street car one day car I tying one of those muffs the size of an I ordinary hassock. She had only one hand In the muff. A young man sitting nest to her took advantage of the I opportunity to slip his hand Into the unoccupied end of the muff. The Huston girl turned upon him I severely. "1 could have you arrested for such a familiarity," said she. Out," she added, "I'm from Boston and I purpose to keep culm. Now, I'll st give you ten minutes to let go of Cleveland Plain Dealer. y hand. j AGREEING WITH THE ASSESSOR. Effects of the Trade. "A shoemaker la a poor sort of crea- The athletic son wrote home from ' His Rssson for Building Unnoedcd eollega ss follows: Watch the papers. "Dear Pop: Addition to Houoe. ' ture." "Why so?" "Because he Is and there is not a willing to sell his Hut you must virtue." I HOWARD E. BURTQI,"??? - Uuld.iHte vrr. tor.lgiim tor; iiMorCujirr Lrd.9l; J. fcaiUnii raiT um find full pnc Urol sraittipiHiiZ Hull. ( unUil fiHd uwjNrfi work NJinisl, LmmOm COlOe kt'fiUMM.'B, MprcUbra prtcM: Uild.MUvr, RfiUuitaJ itolX Next week 1 distinguish myself by by trade a heeler, vllltl Representative Blrdsal! of Iowa obthrowing the hammer." time when be Is not A N A K C 1 art vm i aauat And the Irate old gentleman stamped jects to the high rentals charged In sole." felvl.YI fcl.jf his gouty foot and replied: B ul drvKifisiji ur ('CHUB Washington during the congressional admit he has one Mtk.IL MtinJ BMupto dissuch season. He says he feels like an I dont rare to read any How It Warned Captain Ezra "ANAKESIB If you dlsin Irish the antics hla out farmer knew TrilwM in paper. Saw he graceful Yuaa, HU., "What Is break any windows you'll have to pay trlct. The farmer bad bought a place "He will stick to the last." tor them yourself." out of savings na a farm-hanand Ujm mat to kakhwwg fertile m,jm SmSSi It waa a cold night. The wind waa renter. The taz assessor came around of Beware Debt. fine a and driving blowing a gale $KK Reward, SUN). one day and put a valuation on Pat's la the canker bawa.M K'a IK. urkla. Mas la -- ban. (IMS ,. Raleigh: anow which cut the face and blinded Tta mini of Uiu lxr will I plHd M bnMirtlM.llk.lt. I. u,lu toll, howui ah., sew dUtr of which Pat twl and oos man's death estate. fcal ibra " thought lu, 11 ikujt property every tr Mwii.ua arl4 W IBM the pedestrian. The vessels tied up Ifii becit Min to!eii ( uni lu fill lu toe dim Hla protest, however, waa Uu.i'B iMarrB Cura is lira Oflijf posillTB at T wharf looked bleak and cheer-lean- ; JuiAiTb medical fraiemUf sure uuw knows U) ryv unavailing. " i? "J. V'.- -I but they were very comfortable Miuf a etuiMltuUuual raqulrai One day a neighbor visited Pat and Haile Laiarra Cure le lakes la UtMiai ireaiiiwai. of cabin the In hatches. the under laruvliy, runs dlrarur a IK ilia blond ud fotad him building an addition to hla ul ilifi iBerabj ddiiwjflul lM schooner Emily Parsons a brisk fire iiirlacee Bud fflvluf lira palteul home, and ruunUatUia of ilia obviously the house was aeaisir bbb eoasilitiiftuB was burning in the round stove, and traauik By BulldUmdura. up tia Bar pU&ty big enough Without It. tUe liiVuriBy His Own Hand. pmpristore IniiuiuniudttlJiM i to the odor of tobacco so apietizing faith In lu rurwlva puw.r tlifct UuT offal-UIsn't that a piece of extrava-gureEveryone is the son of hia own those who like it scented the air. fcj luarb Uuudml iMiara lot maf C4M Unit IS lane M fi 111 of l.iilin.iula:.. Srud works. Cervantes. he asked Pat. tar. O. comfortable a Addme r. J. CllXNkY CO., Total.. ('apt. Ezra Parsons, in Think agin It molght be," said Hold br all liruaal.u. lie. V chair, with his feet upon the stove foul's 1IUa ouoktlpallk. Fault:? Ilka For Infants and Children. PH "but I'm after havin the ould fender, was pulling upon a villainous THOS. GALE, OF ALASKA, It worth the asslaaer says piste phat Chickens in the Snowball. looking pipe, while reclining upon one U." Several boys at- - Tusten, Sullivan MEMBER OFILS. CONGRESS of the hunks which lined the cabin was Seth Jenkins, and half a dozen county, started a ball of snow rolling POOR JOHNI down a hill, and it went flying through Well Known on the Pacific Slope. Ilia members of the crew were distributed about the little room. Farmer Schneider's chicken coop. Washington Address is ijis yth St., "Kind 0 snug here, said Seth JenA (K, Washington, D. C. The big ball gathered up nine of ALCOHOL- -3 PER CENT the kins with a grunt of content. "Just the Schneider's fat hens. With ANetfrtaUe Preparation for Assame I wouldn't like to be outside poultry packed Into the ball, legs and similating the Foot! and Retfula-lin- g the bay In this." heads of chickens sticking out of the the S lomachs and Buwels of In church as a as is 'The Emily safe mass. It rolled farther and brought any kind of weather," said Capt. Ezra. up in the barnyard of the next farmer, Child Course she gets a little wet now and on the opposite side of the TuBten 1 Promotes Digestion, then, but you expect that. wouldn't turnpike, where the pigs ate five of change her for the White House, no the chickens. Port Jervis dispatch neither sir." to the N. Y. World. Opkim.Morphine nor Mineral "Well, said Seth, 'taint likely that Not Roosevelt 'll ask yer to swap. I don't A Remedy for Neuralgia or Pain In Atyr like these wet ships myself." the Nervee. Aayatii Smd For neuralgia and iciatlca Sloan's You don't? sneered Capt. Ezra. jtlx ,6 "Well, I don't see you ownin' or com- Liniment has no equal. It has a powAMMMh mandin' any dry ones or wet ones erfully sedative effect on the nervee and either. Just pass that bottle this penetrates without rubbing Mil SirmJluA way. gives Immediate relief from pain I don't know If 1 ought to let you quickens the circulation of the blood (UfnwJlwHi have it," hesitated Seth. "Spirits and gives a pleasant sensation of comI waa a confounded Scrappelgh A perfect Remedy Tor Constipaain't good for a man with your hot fort and warmth. fool when I got married! tion . Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, "For three years I suffered with temper. First thing you know you'll Hra. Scrappelgh Well, John, marWorms Convulsions .Feverishbe seeln. things, snakes and green neuralgia lu the head and Jaws, ried life baau't changed you any! ness and Loss OF SLEEP writes J. P. Hubbard, of Marietta, 8. bugs and maybe ha'uts." Ezra acquired the iMittle and poured 0., and had almost decided to bare 12c For Facsimile Signature of three of my teeth pulled, when a and this notice the John A. Salzer Seed himself a liberal drink. 25 1 t o, "1 saw a ghost, once," said Capt. friend recommended me to buy a (.'rowte, Win., in order to gain during PJUN. will cent bottle of Sloan's Liniment. I did 2TaljUuU new Ezra. nuil you free their great plant and seed The Centaur Company, relief, There was a sensation. Several of so and experienced iinmtdlate catalog together with NEW YORK. the boys sat up in their berths, and and I kept on using It until the neu- 1 pkg- - "tjuick Quick" Carrot $ .10 ID nut Itiie Cabbage the Nova Scotia man Jumped out upon ralgia was entirely cured. I will never 11 pU. Karl :.At t p 04th 44 . .15 Emerald be without a bottle of Sloan's Lini- 1 plig. Kailii-Htbe deck. Only Set It laughed. 15 pu. lu C rwwe Market Lettuce also use It I In house ment 1 again. my I knew you'd be seeln tilings If 10 jikg. Early Dinner Onion 15 for Insect bites and sore throat, and I 1 pkg. Strawberry Muakmelon you took another drink," he said. guaranteed under the Foodaj 1 10 pkg. Thirteen luy Uuduh "Tell ua about It, cap," Baid the can cheerfully recommend It to any l,uuu beautiful kernel glunuiwly Ills of tbe from Exact Copy of Wrapper. one who suffers any Nova Scotian. .15 TMKMNTMMI MVMNV, HtV seed. 'Taint much of a story," said Ezra, I have mentioned." tin. Total $1.00 but it happened, all right. Any o' HEARD IN BOSTON. Above is sutlicient seed to grow 35 bu. CONGRESSMAN THC8. CALE. of nm-- t vegetable and ihnuiuiid of you boys remember Sant Matthews? linn. Thus. Cale, who was elected to Well, he waa an old dory mate o' tluwer and all is mailed to you is from well on known Alaska, Congress rOBTPAIil FOB 12c, whitest one o' lads that and the mine, he where lai:ifiu has the resided, slope, or if you send IGc, we w ill add a package We under breathed. ever sailed Capt. Is address ISIS 9th SL, llis Washington of Berliner Earliest CauliHnwcr. John A. Duncan McCann in the schooner biker Seed Co., La Crane, Wis. K. & W. N. W., Washington, D. C. one out boats of the fastest C. D. Cheyenne, Washington, A Baffled Palmetto Journalist o' Gloucester 15 years ago. Pcruna Drug Co.. Columbus, Ohio. Gentlemen: I can cheerfully recomThere le a chewing gum slot ma"Sam and me had some fine times mend Peruna aa a very efficient rem chine in the waiting-rooat the 8? together and some tough ones; but edy for coughs and colds. hoard Air Line depot In Cheraw that We set was one the last day. January Thomas Cale. out of fix or has no gum In In the matter of food you can't afford to ltoither Hon C. Slemp, Congressman from out from the ship in the mornlu' with and should he removed. it We deto eat in to or bite a not drink drop valhave writes: used I Virginia, sacrifice Quality for Cheapness. Economy your We set our trawls and tend' posited two cents In it Saturday night uable remedy, Peruna, with beneficial the dory. and no Of course two can recomis and got when gum. till ed about noon, them results, fog unhesitatingly right and good but inferior food products mend your remedy as an invigorsting came on and we started for the ship. cente la a small amount as for that are dear any price. tonic and an effective and permanent She was gone and we couldn't find matter, but the machine should be cure for catarrh." looked beafter or it will carefully her. We was 50 miles from shore Man-a-li- n the Ideal Laxative. with wind and tide against us and come a public imposition. Chesterfield Advertiser. It was bitter cold. Sam wasnt easily scared, but he sez to me: T guess it's Unshaken Esteem. Aunt Hester Did '00 play kilting all day with us, Ezra,' and 1 couldn't "Your husband Is still very fond of at the games party? Hut we see much chance for us. , OUNCEJ Emerson Hlghhed Well, they par- horses," said the woman who disapwe rowed to row and started ashore, THE ONLY In osculatory pastimes, proves of betting. Is economical until our hands was blistered terrible, ticipated Cheap. Try I uninterest"Yes," answered young Mrs. Tor-kinand the salt water would get Into the which consider a rather The best ing and juvenile diversion. any price or blisters. "Well, it's nothing to his credit" we made ha couldn't first back. FIRST. The HAD TO GET STRENGTH day your money "I don't know about that It shows 20 miles. That night it come on to he has a very forgiving disposition." WUICOJHIHG JAQUES MFG. CO. blow and we shipped so much water Hard Worked Woman Not Ready to Chicago Face Hired Girl Problem. pSuitable for any room, neverY that our clothes froze on ua That day Tla Human. Guaranteed we couldn't ha' gone ten miles and we Breathes there a man with soul so dead molds, mildews or drops off the Pure and We we were goin right Who never to himself haa said, wall. Comes in dry powder. Add A Massachusetts man, whose buswasn't sure Wholeaome. Aa he stubbed his toe against the bed: cold water. Brush on wall with 7 both was so weak we couldn't hardly iness frequently takes him over the inch fiat brush. IMTTTI1IT I keep at the work, but somehow we line into Vermont, says that one even-Judge. was able to live till mornin'. Then ing he was a guest at a farm house in Alabastine is in packages, cor. botNO MORE MUSTARD PLASTERS TO BLISTER In the In and the labeled down state when he observed that Same give that lay ALABASTINE, rectly Brown's Bronchial Troches THE SCIENTIFIC AND MODERN EXTERNAL Each package covers from 300 to tom and I couldn't get him up. Taint wife of the owner a poor, wan little have a world-wid- e reputation for cur450 square feet of wall. no use, mate,' he said, we've got to woman waa doing every bit of the ing coughs, sore throats and relieving SIXTEEN BEAUTIFUL SOFT, go. In a little while he died. Not an work around the house. bronchitis and asthma. Capsicum-Vaselin- e. VELVETY SHADES As he himself put It, she did an hour after we was picked up. I got THAT NEVER FADE. AS WELL from toe frostbite. amount of work that would have put EXTRACT OF THE CAYENNE well, but I lose a Probably the best salve for healing AS A CLEAR BRILLIANT WHITE PEPPER PLANT TAKEN I never forgot Sam, and always kept an ordinary Massachusetts horse to the broken heart of a woman is a Alabastine is absolutely sanitary DIRECTLY IN VASELINE thlnkin If he only could ha' held on shame and he really felt like a vil- mixture of time and another man. ighly beautiful. Try it her. lain there an hour more. watching sitting this faJL Your dealer has it, if TJttle wondrr that Garfield Tea meet A little later I bought the Emily Feeling considerable compassion for with DON'T WAIT TILL THE PAIN not, write to approval everywhere it i the Ideal Parsons and took her out I guess it the woman, who looked as If ready to Laxative; COMES KEEP A TUBE HANDY heal regIt mild, A QUICK. SURE, SAFE AND ALWAYS READY CURE FOR PAIN -P- RICE 15c. was five years after that I waa on drop from overwork, the visitor ulate the pure, ALABASTINE CO. liver and overcome constipation. -I- N COLLAPSIBLE TUBES MADE OF PURE TIN AT ALL DRUGGISTS AND Brown's bank gettin' fish, and started asked: - Oread Rapids, Mick New York Cky DEALERS, OR BY MAIL ON RECEIPT OF 15c. IN POSTAGE STAMPS. here? Is It don't on came a man a "Why thick you a to help There easier get for home. for fog acquire A substitute for and superior to mustard or any other plaster, and will not blister the most delicate skin. The and a heavy sea, and I had to go by Surely you are not going to try to pull bad reputation than it is for his chiland curative qualities of the article are wonderful. It will atop the toothache at once, and relieve Headreckonin', but I knew the place pretty through the long winter without a dren to live It down. ache and Sciatica. We recommend It as the best and safest estemal counter-irritawell and I thought I was goin' right hired girl. ONLY ONB nKOMO QVININE" known, also as an external remedy for pains In the chest and stomach A sickly smile came to the pallid 1 remember It Just as plain as can be. TtatJ Lax ATI VS KHUMOQlTm.NK. tank ft and all Rheumatic, Neuralgic and Gouty complaints. A trial will prove what dunno," I face woman. of or K. the Msnstun, World W. OlioVK. was Uwd Waal, Willis Joe Ita I was at the wheel, we claim for It, and it will be found to be invaluable In the household and for Positively cured by forward as lookout, everybody else he said. "I don't feel as If I could wiol,urasUuidinOnoIr- - Sc. children. Once used no family will be without It. Mary people say " It la Pills. to Little BARTER'S these A virtuous deed should never be was below. It waa Just about mid- just yit; but praps ef I should get the best of all your preparations." Accept no preparation of vaseline unless I u reelin' and T bey also relieve a little better stronger All of a sudden I seen a man the same carries our label, as otherwise It Is not genuine. delayed. Alexander Dow. from Djrpepla,Io-digestio- n night. might Illustrated Magazine. Sand yoj.-- address and wa will mall our Vaseline Booklet deeerlblng and Too Hearty standin' alongside o' me in oilskins, Window'll Roothln Hjnp. ur praparatlona which will Interest you. Nr. Eating. A perfect rrm-ed-y drlppln with wet. He looked up and ror rblldn twtliliw, aufti-i- i lb runic, mdnea ta PANTRY CLEANED for Dlizinna, K10 it was Sam Matthews. SI. 17 Slats wlfcdculUi. leaiwuh. IBcabutU. CHESEBROUGH MFG. CO. NW York City mo) plM, ciimc nee, Drowslnena, Bad I hold could so was scared I hardly CoatTaste in tbe Mouth, Some men Just cant foot a bill with-cA Way Some People Have. ed Tongue, Pain In Iha the wheel, and 1 could only look at TOUP1D LIVES, kicking. Side, him. His face was terrible pale. Just A doctor said: hey regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable as he looked when he died. Before marriage my wife observed MAIL FILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Ezra, old friend,' he sez to me. In summer and country homes, coming Do you know where you're goin'? Genuine Must Bear Youre goin' straight for Cape Sable, in touch with families cf varied means, tenle Signature an' you'll be on the beach In five min- culture, tastes and discriminating Ioc-tufamilies the that dencies, utes. Get your anrhors out' Then HOES AT ALL seemed to average better than r PRICES, FOR EVERY' he seemed to kind o' fade away and I MEMBER OFTHE FAMILY, was alone. I let out a yell that those using coffee. MEN, BOVI, WOMEN, MISSES AND CHILDREN. REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. "When we were married two years brought the whole crew up, an' 1 got N.LIhnhf imUm imfreffamsMt Postum was among our first order men'a 92160, $3.00 and S3.BO ohoom them anchors out in a jiffy. Hut we ago, cofHome of We in also groceries. put fus-- o dragged and dragged, and It seemed fee and tea for fM mhmv wean foonwn. mnd guests, but afi'T Ntb hours before they held. The men (Asm than atvefAwwk of wnler had stood around the pantry u'iut a y. SW are Twl mhmmm St no world DPAHPD6 offiringthlitopaper thought I was crazy; but I wouldn't owe buy any It: wen? W. L Douglas $4 tnd $5 Gilt Etfgi Shoes Canncf Be Equalled At An j Pries loll them nothin', but went down and year untouched, they thing ad. trtited in TUIV. yt. U ln.rH.mm kt columns should Insist upon having lrank near a quart of whisky. The away, and Postum used only. b'-srlM . RuM by tli. I.- - ,hi rtnA-raef what they ask tor, rsfusmg all substinriyntanfc "Up to the age of 28 I had VV. L-- DO tb LAM, llrwllw, Maw. fire to hi , nllu-M- . tirti.il uxt mornin' when the fog lifted- - I custumeii tutes or imitations. a as to coffee drink a on tossed shore. biscuit ha' could 9 f : l,t!S;nqnrM DEFIANCE STARCH 'wwvwS Thompson's Eye Water There was a silence for fully a min- habit and suffered pockoiro digestion and all its nhitivc MliFf oiorahra wily I.1 imnrra prlo oml ute. Then the Nova Scotian asked: nun-j DEFIANCE" IS SUPERIOR QUALITY. V. N. U Salt Lake City, No. 6, 1908. Since using Postum all the old "Are you sure you wasn't asleep?" BARKER'S mu and I have completely plaints was rocks The -; right alongside," sometimes HAIR BALSAIfl wonder if I ever had tlieiii.and kwn.iKi th. tab. sub! Hie captain. a lurinl 1WM Falla Name given by Post urn Co Pottle ; to Gray Seth Jenkins didn't say anything at and Inter ertar Him 1FH thr Em. On Wc peki enter aH Ubws. TtafdwlneeMwslrrbrtlnrlliasanrelhrf Hu, to Ita Youlhfui Color. Mich. Head. "The Ib.ad t0 Crock, dm Veaesndia f31 ail. to O.a, WwckaaU NuMwa Wnl Mr lm beeita-h- inr i MO at ROC DRUB OO ., Quincy, Illinois Hr.irdSi,'M Itnip. WellvUlc, In pkga. "There's a I ; : 1 PILES ltr ; Mandy Lee Incubator Hun-owin- ll 1 ; I - ? The Kind You Have j Always Bought Bears the Infants hln Signature of Narcotic. sfOUA-SMftiajmX- In Use For Over Thirty Years a 3500,(.35 bmm brd-lia- at Cheapness vs. Quality at BAKING TO AlafcasSne Sanitary Durable POWDER not s. it at COUNTER-IRRITAN- T. pain-allayi- nt SICK HEADACHE Die-tre- ut Fac-Simi- g tsr JssirossirTsiysa rss to-da- -- - rom-tantl- y dlwu-deis-- ltt gmetti-Jiiwi- ,j ! PUTNAM FADELESS DYES brial-tw- r - |