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Show OLD GENTLEMAN NOT PLEASED. Letter's Inscription Certainly the verse of Flattering. Re- - I j j In the English club at Hongkong a old gentleman, who had come down from some northern jiort, waa seated at dinner when he suddenly became very, excited. lie had been Chibrought a letter by a solemn-facenese butler, and he saw something on the outside of this letter which sent him downstairs two steps at a time to interview the hall porter. When he came back he told us what was the matter. The hall porter had inscribed In the envelope, in Chinese, for the information of the butler: This is for the old baboon with white fur." Unfortunately for the hall porter, the old gentleman was a first-clas- s scholar In the Chinese language. white-haire- d d A FACT WELL WORTH KNOWING. It affords me pleasure in giving the readers of this paper the following simple prescription of an eminent socialist. This is a sure remedy for increasing the growth and beautifying the hair; a positive cure for falling of the hair, dandruff, and other Itching, A WELL JUDGING BY THE RESULTS. Th uld nion will u.il march y J mront to ! in line; You mind luat ymr ha stepped along ao a Jaunty and ao hat ail It ao boyish, hla ahouldera airalght and square. And him near nighty but aa young aa any marching there? 'Twaa yeaterday lila ahamrock coma. 'Twaa Clancy amt It him; And when he aaw the llttla leaves hla ayes grew aoft and dun And he aat down and patted It like 'twaa a hahy'a hair The llttla bit of green ttial came from far off County Clure. tin,-Ili- ; Twaa like a man that had a spell, the way hed alt and look And aigh about the way It grows along the llttla brook That runs Into the Bhannon Twaa tha song it sang, aaid he, That led me to the Shannon and from there acroaa the aen. Ityt aura .this la the vnfa-- of home, grown up ao sweet and dean; And ilka the lova I bear for It, still tender, young and green. It paints a thousand things for me I wish that I was there; I wish that I wua whern they find tha green In County Clara." e MAN, AT 81. CARRIED TOO FAR. ECONOMY Villager's Conversion Had Not Boon of The Interesting Experience of an Old Settler of Virginia. Great AvaiL Old Man's Thrift That Led Him Into Ridiculous Action. ,yrupffigs Danlel S. Queen. Burrell Street, Years ago while Salem, Vs., says: a heavy lifting a sudden weight pain shot through my tuck and after that I waa in constant misery from kidney trouble. One spell kept me in bed six weeks. My arms and legs were stiff and I was helpless as a child. The urine was discolored and though I used one remedy after another. I waa not helied until I used Uoan'a Kidney l'llls, and I waa ao bad then that the first box made only a alight change, however, I sin a well man, at , f 1, and I owe my life and health to the se of Doan's Kidney nils." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Co., Buffalo, N. Y. President J. G. Schurman of Cornell was elective discussing college courses, of which in t tie freshman and sophomore years, he disapproves. A freshman of 16 or 17, said President Schurman, is too young to choose for himself thu courses best for him. His mind Is not mature enough. It will make mistakes. In its immaturity, its pronenesa to error, it is like the mind of an old man in my native Freetown. Ho, though old, was mentally undeveloped, and saw nothing wrong or ridiculous in a piece of economy that he put in practice in the cemetery. "The old man had lost four wives, and desired to erect for each a headstone, with an Inscription commemorative of her wifely virtues, But inscriptions, he found, were very expensive. lie economized in this way: He had the Christian name of each wife cut on a small stone above her grave Emma." Mary," Hester," Edith. Under each name a hand pointed to a large stone in the center of the lot, and under each hand were the words: For epitaph see large stone. " OixirtfScnna In our business we got, many doubtful compliments," said Col. John F. Bishop, deputy surveyor of the port, the other day, but I do not think I ever received a compliment such as my grandfather got down In my native state of Tennessee. My grandfather was a minister and I waa a very small boy when we both strolled down the road one day. One of our fellow vil- lagers came along toward us. 'Good morning,' said the villager, who apparently had looked upon tha conver hlc ted, parson,' cup. Anhe stammered with difficulty. concon hio hlc that twashyou verted hie me.' That must be so,1 replied my grandfather. Tor it's certain the Al-- 1 mighty had nothing to do with your conversion.' " New York Evening Telegram. h - l To-da- Foster-Mllbur- THREE CURES OF ECZEMA. u MORE THAN LIKELY. Woman Tells of Her Brothers Terrible Suffering Two Babies Also Cured Cuticura Invaluable. Cleanses tlieSyJem Effect-ually;Ui.sp- cU Uiulsandneatfr-n- r lies due to Constipation; Arts naturally, acts truly as a Laxative. 13ost forMrnmm and Child-mi-you- nj and Old. ioijot its llpnpjinai Ejjects ivs Luy the (genuine u hich the jull name oj the Com CALIFORNIA Fio Syrup Co. by whom it ia manufactured, printed on tlie troid id Wy package. SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS; wm size only, regular price 50 per battle. SICK HEADACHE My brother had eczema three different summers. Each summer It came out between his shoulders and down Positively cored by And long into tha night ha aat adream of his back, and be Mid his Buffering these Little Pills. The Editor ef the Rural New Yorker, other days.. than whom there is no better Potato Ho whispered of tha boyhood paths, aa was terrible. When it came on the They aleo relieve Die in tha country says: Salxrr'a Karlona whose fancy atrays tree (root Dyspepsia, third summer, he bought a box of ia 3ti of the earlieat Potato Back over long forgotten fields and then Cuticura Ointment and ina earjieat digestion and Too afearty gave it a faithla. tried by mr, yielding 464 bit. per with eyes aflame Eating. A pertact raar to feel better e. Kalzer'i Karly Ha looked and looked Into the past and ful trial. Soon be began yielded ady for Dlsalneaa, Maw for the Kura! New Yorker 736 bu. per aaa. Drowsiness, Bag and he cured himself entirely of ecwhispered mother's name! acre. See Salzera catalog alxnit them. 'Aeushla! Norah! , . . Tasta la tha Month, OoaS A lady In Inzema with Cuticura. Burs twaa Joy that held him when ad TOngaa, Palp In the Jl'MT SEND 10c IN STAMPS diana beard of how my daughter, ha sighed, and this notice to tlie John A. Salzer ISlda, TORPID LIVES. Bowato. Ha dropped hla head upon hla arms, and, Mrs. Miller, had cured her little son Seed to., 1a Crosse, Wi., and they will Thay ragnluo the Pnraly Vegetable mail vou the only original seed catalog SMALL dreaming so, he died. of terrible eczema by the Cuticura PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. And in hla hand, pressed close against his Remedies. luhlialied Ira of America in with samp This ladya little one had locks of sliver hair ilmperor William data. Silver King BarNot Born There. Was rrushed tha little bit of green from the eczema ao badly that they thought Genuine Muit Beer ley, Billion Dollar (iron which produce A Washington man, whose business far off County Clare. 13 ton per acre. Sainfoin, the dry aoil would Iom It She used Cutithey Signature Chicago Tribune. had brought him to New York, took a luxuriator, etc., etc., etc. cura Remedies and they cured her V. Willie I see automobiles have 14c add arnd will we if And a packyou run not long ago into Connecticut, child entirely, and the disease never been Introduced In Borneo. age of new farm seeds never before seen WORTHY OF HIGHEST HONOR. where he had lived in his childhood. came back. Mrs Sarah E. Lusk, T. T. M. What do you think will be by you. K. A W. In the place where he waa born he 1907. REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. Mich., Aug. 15 and Sept 2, the result? accosted a venerable old chap, of All thg Christian World Is Indebted to True Generosity. W. numWillie An Increase In the 8L Patrick. HER SUSPICION. some 80 years, who proved to be the They say very few authors sleep ber of wild men. very person the Washingtonian sought more than seven hours a day. bold In out Patricks St day brings to answer certain inquiries concernBut think how much slumber they Tfecrs to mors Calairb to thto aaettoa nf thaaoaatiy relief fact that one of the most uua tii iithar dlaaaaaa pm tugatbar. aud will tha aat furnish other ing the place. As the conversation warlikethenatione people." The Herald ever haa fawymra waa auppueei lube leesnUile. Fur asm world the aar nan proceeded the Washington man said: It a local discs aad and Presbyter. pnmuanerd a Mint local raaiadtoc, and lip couumiy tolling I suppose you have always lived known cherishes as its patron lu ear with local traamiani, pmoounead It luearabia. missionary of the Prince of Peace. Sclcaca baa proves Catarrh tuba a euaatliatlgaal dl around here? Every Lover of Good Muelo ANTISEPTIC aaaa aad Lbarabrra as renown euaalllallmial Patrick lltaiaiaBt. require gained undying should take advantage of the offer the was St Oh, no, said the native. Hall'a Catarrh Cara, aianafariurrd bp F. J.l'braar and ideals of Irish the lbs to 11. Keeps S personification Co., Toledo, New ear Co. breath, testh, mouth sad body of York make Jerome llrniick Cinalltutlanal oa lb Ohio, ualy born two good miles from here." lb aiartat. It la takas ta really to duata from w in the advertising columns of this paper Irish national gpirit because be won antiaeptioally dean and free front blood It ua tha aria directly dropuateapafiil. and disagreeable odors germ-lif- e aad Ireland for Christianity. aiacoa aurlacaa of ilia ayatam. Tkry offer oaa to send for 25 cents the wnnl and music nf nine of the beat pieces of the Merry bundled duller for any eae It fall to ear, which water, soap sad tooth propaistioM If the banishing of the snakes from fur circular! and taatlmonlaU. Widow Opera, all the rare at present in alone cannot do. A Addraaa: F. J. CHKNZV 4 CO., Toledo, Okto, Erin is a fable it is a fact that Patrick London, Paris and New York. Dnwlata, TV. germicidal, disinfTaka tall'a Foully 1'llla for ouaatlpaMaa. expelled gross superstitions and gave ecting and deodorGat Busy. Ireland a new bond of tatty and naizing toilet requisite Lesson In Music. It costs to advertise, "( tional feeling In the form of a far of exceptional exSome person says. Little Marion's while music teacher, cellence and econDoes your husband ever admit that higher religion than the Emerald Isle of that? This much Is flat! what But bad ever known. If much that Is myth- he waa wrong?' endeavoring to make plain to her the omy. Invaluable It always paysfor inflamed eyes, ical and of no importance has been Yes, frequency, hnt I don't suppose different note values, used an apple aa throat and nasal and illustration. Cutting it in two, told of bis life and deeds there Is no he ever really believes iL" It Cures While You Walk. uterine catarrh. At Marlon announced: 'Those pieces are room for doubt that he transformed an is a certain cure for Allen's and toilet Marble Consolation. halves." On bisecting the halves, aha hot, sweating, callous, and swollen, aching drug entire country and uplifted a nation. 50 atato, or store. towa'V Ma. b M Mm ytewoptoto. Never mind, dear." Mid the authors replied Quarter,"; but vkrnjt came It appeare to have been' a comparaby mall postpaid. substitute. 1 rial package r KM accept any tively easy task for the ardent and wife; tha world doesnt appreciate 1$ "dividing one quarter to bring ont Address Allen 8. U1 mated. La Roy, N, Y. liigi Trill Sinplt gifted missionary of the chnrch. Ire- you now, but some of these days It the Idea of eighths, here was' the wlsa MKAkTM NI IUUTY BOOR IINT Mlt A powter magoozlne las full mlt That's a bite! land responded to his appeals with will see things In a different light, and response: und aometlmea mlt THE PAXTON TOILET CO., BosIob.Mm, latent one of those great waves of swift en- give you n big monument; and if It enertchy ' important to Mothers. thusiasm which have always been should not, you Just keep np your life Examine carefully every bottle of powter. and Insurance, and Ill see to It myself. CASTOR1A a safe and aura remedy for poaslble to the V fa psaltory, wilt tar oar aaw baahlat WHAT CAUSES HEADACHE, Celts. Tha emotion and You deserve n monument. If ever man Infanta and children, and see that It From October to May, Gulda ara the moat with of Headache. LAXATIVE HKOMO the thought of a race moved In unison, did!1: Bears the Illatorated. Brlatfal at faeta and ape data Mass fit V UlMJi I remove cause. E. W.U rove oa hoi Ite and paganism was swept sway as a And then he said It looked like rain, toaadi.naad raill B. US ca, Ootoh but he thought he'd risk it outside Signature of great wind might banish a fog. Malic want of the age. supplies In Use For Over 30 Years. It Is a fine analogy with Irish serv- awhile, anyhow. W. N. U, Salt Lake City, No. 11, 1908. The Kind You Have Always Bought Latin. ices to tha world many times since To 8ave Trouble. Patrick's day. It harmonizes perfectly Wouldn't Bum. A Connecticut man tells of two with the hopes which may well be cherished for the Ireland of the future Irishmen from Boston who, while driv- The coal man came down like a wolf on the fold; and for the children of Erin and their ing through the state named, observed Ha Jingled with silver, ha tinkled with weather-vanehad of the barns descendants In all parts of the world. that many sold; He sold us Ms specialty walnut In the shape of huge roosters. Where Is there not great need of by Dennis, said one Irishman to the And we elated our roof In the high enthusiasm? Where is there not Drove all the snakes from spring with much to do for humanity that will other, can ye tell me why they althe same. sever be done unless by the help of ways have a rooster an nlver a bln A Sore Throat or Cough, fervor and such devotion to on the top of thlm barns? No other medicine has been so such ideals as the Irish have always been Dennis. Its because if suffered to progress, may affect the Sure, replied successful in relieving the suffering to show when roused to their of the difficulty theyd have in lungs. Brown's Bronchial Troches" of women or received so many gen- quick work which counts for full Immediate relief. the give capacity eggs." uine testimonials as has Lydia E. In the progress of the world? lMnlcham's Vegetable Compound. Only unaelfishnesa wins affection; Ireland may well celebrate 8L Pat Drives all aches from tbs body, Perfectly Plain. In every community you will find rick, toll achieves success; It Is only inonly and for Irish all cures Rheumatism, Neuralgia and the With the race, of the guided parimpartiality women who have been restored to spired by such ideals and such deeds tisan, Prof. Price set forth the con- the courageous heart that does brave CONQUERS PAIN health by Lydia E. Unkhams Veg- as his, must always be a great power tentions of both political parties re- deeds. T. Farquhsrson. 25c ALL DRUGGISTS 50c. etable Compound. Almost every one you meet has either been bene- for good the wide and eternal good garding the tariff. You ought to be mtisfied with nothing At the close of his talk he was sur- km than fited bv it, or has friends who have. of mankind. Nature's laxative, Garfield Tea! rounded the of fair Made members the of lierlis, it overcomes constipation, by In the Finkham Laboratory at Lemonade." Woman'a Current Events club. . Ballyhooley ivgulatea liver and kidneys, and brings Lynn, Masa, any womananydny may A Joke was played on Arthur Balfour O Prof. Price, cooed the fairest, Good Health. see the files containing over one million one hundred thousand letters on the first St. Patrick's day of his thank you so much for your perfectly If the opportunity for great deeds from women seeking health, and tenure of the Irish chief secretary- lovely talk! I understand all about should never come, the here are the letters in which they ship. A cigar box, delivered to him the tariff now. It'a Just like a lover's for good deeds is renewed opportunity for you day a house of at contained the commons, are the by MUSIC comparisons the openly state over their own signa- bunch of day. Farrar. From sincere a shamrocks, other tures that they were cured by Lydia girls!" Sunday Magazine. CHIT OXE MONO OriXINE" E. llnkhamg Vegetable Compound. Irish admirer.'' But, to the terror of TbaaiaLaXSTlVN HHUMOyriKIXB. Look tot the box was also Worthof THE DOCTORS GIFT. lb Lydia E. linkhamfi Vegetable his secretaries, mature of 1. W. UHuvk L'ssd the WurM ator lo Cure a Cold la On Ua. Sc. steel a On account of the fact that there is no copyright on the music of this wonderful opera, Compound has saved many women found to contain with a queer white spring, covered we are enabled to make this unusual offer. Food Worth Ita Weight In Gold. from surgical operations. Ef you haf money to trow to der A chemical compound. expert was E. Pmkhams Vegetable Lydia 25c Merry Widow Vocal and Instrumental Gems 25c called and he examined the Infernal We usually expect the doctor to put blrts. Id las appropriately to hast Id Compound is made from roots and machine THIS BEAUTIFULLY BOUND BOOK CONTAINS NINE NUMBERS to der exgoldfinches. everybody momentarily ua on some kind of penance sod give herbs, without drugs, and is wholeI Love You So" "The Silly Cavalier" "For an The pecting explosion. puzzled us bitter medicines. some and harmless. I'm a True Wife" "Land "For WIM CTRED a IN of Our Homs" 14 TO DATS. Loving .. to of a put particle A Penn, doctor brought a patient The reason why Lydia E. Fink-ham- s chemist, venturing e KT v ZXTI anerantM- -t to rare aa; cai Women" Vilia .9 "The "My Lovely of Blind. Bleeding or Fllsd compound on his tongue, found something entirely different and the fluItoMna, I'm So Parisian "I'm Happy at Maxim's Vegetable Compound is so the days uraKjaayraf ended. rrutmaing Me. wm that it insimply sugar Impregnated successful is because it contains results are truly interesting. and the celebrated Merry Widow Waltz. AD for 25c, postpaid - 40 pages fat sQ. He then turned the box r Two years ago, writes this pawould rather marry gredients which act directly upon with lemon. girls the feminine organism, restoring it upside down and out rolled a rusty tient, I was a frequent victim of in haste and repent at leisure than corkscrew, a spiral spring and an old acute Indigestion and biliousness, be- never have a chance to to a healthy normal condition. repent at all. to gnw . lag, w was also a tog, Im gtow Women who are Suffering from nutmeg grater. Ti pa allowed to eat very few things. ing of inscribed: the scrap paper Buy Wlmtow1 S lathing Hynp. Widow Gems complete, 25c. Postpaid, 5 copies for $1.00. 1 0 copies for $1.00- those distressing ills peculiar to their km One day our family doctor brought me Merry vhlidrva tastblog, auftma lb guma, radocaa hr sex should not lose sight of these whisky yourself; you can then con- a small package, saying he had found Jtaaiiann,nyapto.iwiwtodimu. BsabuUtoALSO 3 BIG HITS. 25c EACH coct famous lemonade of the Ballyfacts or doubt the ability of Lydia something for me to eat, at last I'm Afraid to Coma Homs in the Dark" Sweetheart to ould Ireland." Be and drink Days wise E. llnkhams Vegetable Compound hooley tls madness to de- Dreaming Thaws S He Mid it was a food called Widow Hook IIAO postpaid. and Hits fer Marty Bong to restore their health. Young. and even as Its golden color REMICK A CO., Apostle of Joy." JEROME H. Address HI West 4 1st SL, NEW YORK. was worth it might Its suggest, weight The shamrock, the small white clo- in ratoilartef and music in tha world. Tha popular largest publish! I was sick and tired, trying THE KNOW ver of Ireland, la associated with SL onegold. no to after another avail, thing Patrick from the day on which ha but at last consented to THE SUPERIOR try this new used the trefoil to illustrate the doc- food. OF QUALITIES trine of the Trinity. It is interesting Well! It surpassed my doctor's to know that the Arable name for the fondest and every day anticipation trefoil Is shamrakh," and that it Is since then I have blessed the good v held Mcred in Iran as emblematical of the Persian triads. Pliny comments doctor and the Inventor of SUCKERS. SUITS on the fact that serpents are never I noticed improvement at once and AND HATS found near the trefoil leaf. MEMDER OFTNE FAMILY, a in month'a tin my former spells of MEN, BOYS, WOMEN, MISSES AND CHILDREN. The course of SL Patrick through are the men who. IV. two makmm ami mmHm mate In L. had dlMppeared. Ireland, England, Scotland and Wales indigestionI put them to the hardWT man'sDoutfam 92. BO, $3.00 and tS.BOahama months man. new like a felt My in the est tests roughthan mv after msiwfasfwcr 4" may be traced by the existence of brain was much clearer and keener, ararM, bacauaa thay haU ftefrTbs est weather. YL!33,j5Gf' named him. after places Legends mhapm. nt teffMbete fengMV am on of took my the body youth, Oet the original vitality abound without number, each adding and this condition has continued. Towers Fish Brand id the love and veneration Investing W.LOoir-ittoinmade since 1836 There's a Reason. Name given by SSGintlpShMlCuMlbEinlMMAnfbk. was In who this truth aa apostle Postum Mint, name and ptbw towampad.0 n V. W. Tl Read irlAI Mich. (HIM ntgfMTMUWf Battle Co., Creek, of g03g works and Joy. CO o;1. "The Road to Wellville, In pkgs. This can be burning skin diseases. mixed at home by taking an ounce of Carpus Compound and adding enough water to make eight ounces or to fill a half pint bottle. If the genuine Carpus Compound is used you will be certain to get the guaranteed results. One ounce of the genuine Carpus Compound will be sent to any address, postpaid, on receipt of fifty cents in money, Express or Post Office Order, by The H. Edward Gove Co., Mfg. Chemists, Haverhill, Mass. Ex-j- rt Wiet-unai- Fao-Simi- le Cold-wate-r, I TOILET 1 111 FACTS FOB SICK - u Foot-Eas-e ld i warm-hearte- d quick-thinkin- g 20 Years Poultry ST PATRICK s IRELAND SMACOBS OIL col-llctl- free-trader- M wicked-lookin- MUSIC MUSIC MERRY WIDOW 25 cts s g 14 Leap-yea- - to-da- Grajie-Nut- s, Grape-Nut- s. MENTO) m f3 f I- . |