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Show uows POLICE JUDGE WILLS. SHE WAS BUSY, TOO! Getting His. "Of course, you don't want anything you are not entitled to, said the con- Will Gladly Answer the Questions of scientious man. any Inquirer. of tha of the WoilJ has Of course not," answered Senator is a generous offer that Pollca I will incidentally rebeen for It a "but always Sorghum, simple, pleasant and M7H mark that I always have the heat legal Judge J- - H. Wills, of Cloverport, Ky., efficient liquid laxative remedy of knows talent available to ascertain what I makes to sufferers from backache, kidvalue; a laxative which physicians could am entitled to." Washington Star. ney and bladder ilia. for family use because its comsanction Judge Wills knows the value of Dean's ponent parts are known to them to be How's This? Infinity. Oh. tell nit, ye srlui aiuriy Life. Ws offer Oca Uundrri Dollar, Rrwarl far say wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, Pills and Kidney SSM of laisrrk Iks, caasul Im cured by Usil , And peer Into the Future's son. will answer the ques-- , Lurs, Ctunk acceptable to the system and gentle, yet Will ull be righted in the end r. J. CIIESKY CO., Toledo, 0. tiona of any sufferer And Justice reiii'i upon the throne? We, tbs ssdaMlgsed. hate loon K. J. Cbsarf prompt, in action. who writes to him. for tbs last IS yean, sad lelle e tabs perfectly bos- Will those who suffer here Is all beelueas usseariluu, and tissue tally In supplying that demand with its'ea-erlleWhose hearts art bursting with their orabie The Judge says: "I aids to cony out soy obligati.. wads by bla grin. woe. WtlllKU. kiSKAS 0 SiBViO, combination of Syrup of Figs and in take pleasure Will they be comforted and glad Wbuiseala liruicici.Le, Tuiedn, O Bair Catarrh Caro la lakes IMeraally, acting Elixir of Senna, the California Fig Syrup In days beyond this undertow? recommending directly up. tbs blood aud uiucuue aurfarea of Uia Doans Kidney Pills to persons sufferCo. proceeds along ethical lines and relies seal fras. fries ft oeiiu par lynlew. Ah. ye who tell ua lhat you know buttle. Buid by all lirusalau. from kidney disorders, backache, ing Taka fur p Had', on the merits of the laxative for its remarksadly fu, oanrtlpotloto IJfe'a wrongs will all be righted there, etc. It is the best remedy I have y Conte, take us by t)u hand able success. ever known and 1 will gladly answer And point to where the end la fair! 8ees America a Heaven. Iolnt out the whluw glad ones more. That is one of many masons why about it. Prof. W. B. Elkin of the University any questions She And did my Duckums do a lot The hungry fed. the maimed that run. Sold by all dealers. B0 cents a box. will believes Missouri America of work-worlhat broken-hearted of tilled with Joy, The at the office last night? Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is given In the sun! be a veritable heaven on earth within FosterMllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. The He A er yes, dear; in fact, dar- the preference by the 100 years, and be goes on to tell why ling, I was so much occupied that I To get ita beneficial effects always buy Oh. allow us men whose trust waa HOW DO THEY GET INT in an article which he has written for have never known time go as quickly the genuine manufactured wronged. The back to the mainspring of by the Calithe American Journal of Sociology. friends deserted In the roar as it did last night. womans organism. It quietly calls Ah. Whose fornia and fur salt Co., Problem Fig Nora to restored. Synip only, them faith with That Physiological be which will a point She Yea, dear, didn't it! Among other things attention to trouble by aching. It With confidence and love once more! feature of the millennium he Could Not Solvo. all lcmling druggists. Price fifty cents by Dickuma wasn't out (And pictures late show ua women bent and worn. tells, with other symptoms, such as Oo, Whose la a reformed press. Newspapers, he per bottle. again!) o'er, are now at rest. nervousness, headache, pains in the And let ua labors A Philadelphia physician tells of an hear the babe that died will be printed and edited by says, loins, weight in the lower part of Power of Deceiving. Croon gently on Ita mother's breast! amusing conversation between two the colleges. the body, that a womans feminine There la a Brooklyn woman who in domestic service who, Irish girls lead ua to the horoscope organism needs immediateattention. Ah, And while on the board walk at Atlantic posies tea a servant who is a model In Macaroni Wheat let us peer through leagues of In such cases the one sure remedy Salrera strain uf Macaroiii or Kubanka City one day not long ago, were ex- all respects save one in that she la Positively cared by strife which speedily removes the cause, To where the Right has won the World whrat is staailutrly pure and is from seed changing views as to their various none too truthful. these Little Pills. obtained from the lJepartnient of AgriAnd Justice is the lulse of Life! and restores the feminine organism the mistress ailments. been has Lately They also rsllava Dl physical using Dakota culture. is Our strain afield. grown peered far, far to a healthy, normal condition to We. too,wehave traaa from Dy.pepala, lap all to her a "It's make Nora elements see Is eloquence slow-which and at ain't it. sthrange old and weak are thing, laughs droughts and But digestion and Too d tarty and positively mocks tilack rust that ter- North, asked one of the girls, how the error of her deceitfulness. But at there a land of ienc and rest Eating. A parfaat raw of ashamed be would rible scorch and undertow? mad world's the ahe new last had to own herself beaten Iieyond koinds of diseases people edy tor Dliatnesa, Ms if it did not return train 40 to X0 bu. manny itself o o o VEGETABLE COMPOUND a, Drowaiuraa, Bag I when Nora, with a beaming Irish of the finest wheat the sun shines on per get these days. Only this mor-rnlTaala In tha Month, (.basCrist Cross. acre in good 111., Ia Mich., Win., Ohio, were reodin an advertisement of a smile, turned and in a most cajoling Mrs. Will Young, of 8 Columbia ed Tongue, Pain la tha Money may talk, but it never talks lenn.. Mo.. Neb., Kan., and other lands, new mldiclne. It said it were wonder-rfU- l tone said: Ave Rockland, .Me., says : Blda, TORPID LIVES. and 40 to 60 Ira. per acre in arid landa. No for a sluggish liver." I waa troubled for a long time with half loudly enough for me. "Sure, now, mum, an wot de ye They regulate the Itowela. Purely Vegeta bio failure. no no insects, rust, it it it dreadful backaches and a pain in my Gwan! exclaimed the other girl, suppose the power of desavln was SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. JL'ST SEND IOC AXD TIMS NOTICE A Kansas farmer came to Chicago aide, and was miserable in every way. to t,.e .Tohn A. Salxcr Seed Co., La scornfully. "Liver trouble an't no given us fer?" Illustrated Sunday mil Darn a of $7X0. I doctored until I waa discouraged and and was roblied Crowe, Wis., and they will lend you the new disuse. Me own Genuine Musi Beir was Magazine. most original seed book published, to- havin' liver troubles grandfather thought I would never get welL 1 read lionatre that can't take a Joke. whin I were not Signature what Lydia G. linkhama Vegetable gether with free aamplea of farm seeds inore'n tin it it it "Browns Bronchlsl Troches" years old. The average city worker loses a lot such as Macaroni Wheat, Billion Dollar Compound had done for others and to are teachers and helpful singers, Maybe," was the laconic resiionse. dry decided to try it ; after taking three of time looking up when the of- Gram, Victoria Rape, Sainfoin, the dee-esoil luxnrintor. Itnunu Inermia, the bottles I can truly say that I never felt fice iloor "But," added Neirah, what I want to clergymen for clearing the voice. Conis who to Bee coming more William miens, Oats, harmful. grassilier. Emperor ao well in my life." REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. know Is: how do slugs get Inside tain nothing in to bother him original than the Emperor himself, etc., the liver, Mrs. Augustus Lyon, of East Earl, SunIllustrated etc. anyhow?" etc., It It It About the only law recognized by ltlRASR. Ilaadreda R And if you send 14e they will mail in day Magazine. (luHiiikt luraroM Finkham: Sometimes one diamond ring costs mother-in-law- . love la beRewrites to Mrs.' the addition seed never of farm a package severe backaches, and 08 much as sit oiieratlon for appendifore seen vou. John A. fialzer Seed Co MB 1 pressing-dow- n ECZEMA FOR 55 YEARS. pains. I could not sleep, citis, and diamond rings are much La Crosse,byWia. K. A W. rn.rn cirrii in to 14 day. n frM and had no appetite. Lydia E. Pink-ham- 's more common! i u trial. kaiM Umtmmn tnint iaa I" PRO OIXTMKNT W miiuntwHl in rure VeUuutr, llliinmatta. Weak, frfttty. nf lU'Inn. Mind, blhiiiug (ip lritnuiiutf any i'll i. ' !' nUrytwft Vegetable Compound cured me ami kapron lla iPta. hkurt bnmlfc. pmlmlteUa Lu WdiOBur Buffered ivluiklvd. Mia. Torments In Put. from Birth Rather luunrj Neatly gpt ir, Irrvirular wullaa auklw, g(4 and made me feel like a new woman." pul, mm. iniw 'The Submerged Sixth" is the name , WlBfima jMre'eiirtre a anmtorful A Baltimore man had until recently Frightful Condition Got No Help .at. mink a JSBurorpBia not to la a It bear with FACTS FCR SICK WOMEN. of a new play now holding forth in a darky in his employ about as easy sting ami winarfcatri Htimif foikf. fekUwL Until Cuticura Cured Him. run. many shiftI l k, M. Ms. H.i Itopk Mi l a straw. Danish. For thirty years Lydia E. rink-ham- s lloston. Sounds lilte a man trying to less and worthless a darky, says he, aa II. MMaHMPM Mia Mppei. j Ia4la Vegetable Compound, made stay out with the lioys one night he-- ever he came across. One day the h "I had an Itching, tormenting V- 1 from roots and herlw, has been the fore pay day. , 'ev t'r" r, his patience exhausted, ma ever since I came Into the world, standard remedy for female ills. a office and told him and 1 am now a man 55 years old. his Sam called into A Detroit woman fired three, shots and Las posit i vely cured thousands o: to for another Job. Will you give I tried all kinds of medicines I heard women who have lccn troubled with at her husbnnd and tlu-- they made melook of recommendation? asked of, but found no relief. 1 waa truly a letter displacements, inflammation, ulcera- up and went out to the back yard j Sam, piteously. Although he felt that ; in a frightful condition. At lust I tion, libroid tumors, irregularities, where they hurled the dog, the parrot jj he could not conscientiously comply j broke out all over with red and white dish periodic pains, backache, that licar-In- g and a gold-fiswith this request, the Baltimore mans j bolls, which kept growing until they feeling, flatulency, indigesit it it waa touched by the appeal. So were as big as walnuts, causing great heart For Infants and Children. Many a man has started in this tion, dizzinessjor nervous prostration. world by earning $5 a week. He has he sat down to his desk to write a pain and misery, but I kept from letter of character for scratching as well as 1 could. I waa continued to toll, earnestly and conTOO MUCH. effort resulted aa fol- so run down that I could hardly do the Ills negro. until found himself he scientiously Sam Harkins, has my work. I used Cuticura Soap, Olnt--. "This lows: man, earning $50 a week and still getme one week, and I am ment, Resolvent, and Pills for about worked for ting $5. eight months, and I can truthfully say satisfied. it it it I am cured. Hale Bordwcll, Tipton, A Michigan Judge says a wife ALCOHOL- -3 FER CENT CUT OUT FOR A FINANCIER. Ia Aug. 17. 1907." should not have more than half of her vi l WrteteMe Preparation for As'"T Cheerfully endorse the above testhusband's salary. And. of course, she similating Itie Food and RegulatGood Thing Out imonial. It Is the Rascal Made Shrewd truth. I know Mr. should pay all the household expenses, m ing IheSiomachs and Bowels oT of Whittling Geese. Bordwell and know the condition he water rent, taxea, etc out of her half. was In. Nelson R. Burnett, Tipton, la." I nfa H That's business! Dm; N Two rogues passed a poultry shop. if if if HER CHOICE OF DEMISE. A Nebraska man tried to beg off Seeing two geese bung up for sale one Promotes Digcstion.Chec the Jury by telling the Judge that he of the rogues Inserted In the gullet neither was about to be married. The Judge of the goose a little bulb with whistle Pathetic Thought of Little Girl Who Mineral nor Morphine Opium, waa Had Lott Playmate. ruled against him, commenting grim- attached. When the bulb pressed NO You might as well stay on the the whistle Bounded. ly. Eddie I dont mind go much dat I Jury and enjoy yourself a little while the told Arpr tfOld DrSVtVajmMBt. Then, entering the store, he Mary had for neighbor a small playoutmuch-loveLwfe's SttJ hail quit smokin 'cause you ast me ter, but longer. be a attractive and that hanging boy. mate, proprietor I JlxStKHm ter be refused after I'd gone an side a very rare kind of whistling The little lad rushed across the street it it it MtMUSufb week a face fer me handsome washed An Iowa wife has sued her husband goose. The proprietor at once sold one day, throwing back a glance at hla AwM t straight well, honest, 1 didn't think It for divorce on the grounds of taking the goose for a big sum to a very mother. At that Instant a trolley car JiMmUiMi of yer. the halt out of a rat trap every time learned professor, who was astonished swept around the corner and the rehim Snd . After setting the trap to hear about the whistling goose. sulting tragedy threw the town Into lie act it Three Alarming Symptoms. KA)nifa eighty-on-e times, tying the' bait on the man who had placed the mourning. Each family wept as Physician Madam, I 'can find no with string and wire, gluing It fast Seeking A In of the the been whistle son own the Remedy for Constipabird, bad its perfect lost though gullet traces of disease In this boy of yours. to the and making a monkey proprietor asked him if he knew Mary was utterly disconsolate and, tion , Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, trigger was ill? What made you think he of himself by telling all bis friendB Worms (Convulsions, Feverishbe ob- little as she bad previously known of Mother Well, doctor, he behaved in what a darned smart rat he had In where others like It could ness and Loss death, realised In a childish way the Sleep such an odd manner when he came his cellar, he discovered that his wife tained. "I added horror of this one. In her conthe said fellow, "Well, crafty home from school. He spoke kindly was a Joke on him. After he know of only one place, and If you will vulsive grief, and while her father and Facsimile Signature of to hfs little sister, didn't klak the cat had playing gone down town, she would re- pay me a big price I will get several mother sat with sobs In their throats and offered to carry coal for me. move the bait and gleefully await re- for you." and tears overflowing, Mary straightsults. When he finally discovered her The Centaur Company, So the rogue brought a dozen fowls, ened up and sobbed: The Winning 8mile. he got mad and began suit In the duplicity, be which I each of be of when It will die I NEW YORK "Mother, hope gullet "Say, Mag, said Mame, I don't see for divorce. Some men seem to lack a thrust a whistle, and was paid an ex- of a disease and not of a damage!" how you got so stuck on him. He sense of humor. orbitant price for them before the nor nothin'." ain't . o o o FINE RECIPE FOR COLDS. hoax waa discovered. I know be aint, replied the love-- a Not on Boys. nonever lorn Maggie, "but didnt yer BRAIN POWER Mix two ounces of glycerine with aranteed under the Foodai The editor of the Riverton (Wyo.) tice w'at a lot o' gold he's got In bis one half Is one of a and for stickler good whiskey pint Republican contrary Exact Copy of Wrapper. Mvveaaenw TM.MirrHa teeth?" Increased by Proper Feeding. half ounce of Concentrated Oil of Pine. grammar. Judging by the following Garfield This latter la a product of the Globe Wliv not the Natural laxative, clipiied from his newspaper: A lady writer who not only has done Pharmaceutical Co. Tea? Its Iuie, Mild and Potent. Made A lady, who Is some pumpkins in Bapof Dajton, Ohio, Tea Garfield for of Herlsi. Write samples. tist circle. aaka ua If we will address good literary work, but reared a snd comes iff one half ounce vials and Y. N. Co., Brooklyn, the Sunday scholars on the sub- family, found In Grape-Nut- s the Ideal packed in tin screw cases. Any top The Effect of Smoking on Boya. ject: You will be surprised to find hew We refused the honor for lack of proper food for brain work and to develop druggist should have it This simple mixture Is to be used in doses of a much good there la in the world if qualification, nevrr having smoked on a healthy children. She writes: "1 am an enthusiastic p reclaimer of boy during all our fumigating career. to a four teaspoonful you'll sit up and take notice. We have smoked on a cracker box, a Grape-Nut- s as a regular diet 1 for- times a day. Thetablespoonful bottle should .be beer keg. a pickle barrel and a plain ONLY ONE IIROMO Ql'ININfc" In the morning well shaken each time. . hump-backchair, but never on a boy. merly had no appetite That la LAXATIVK HltOMO OLTK1NK. Itas SHOES AT ALL Uff Mrnaiure of K. W, UI(U X Laad h of njId The fact is, a boy la too restless to In- and for 8 years while nursing my four Be. PRICES, FOR EVERY . sure a quiet smoke. The arertoluraaUiUlaOMlMy. surer a mans a nourishment is Insufficient about children, bad girl MEMBER OF THE FAMILY, o o o being in love with her the less sure MEN, BOVS, WOMEN, MISSES AND CHILDREN. for them. then Try to get rich quick "Unable to eat breakfast I felt faint she Is about being in love with him. Hoppertown News. bunt a Job A drummer from down to the Rapid and would go to the pantry and later, W1IAT CAL' MEN HEADACHE. waa through here last week representin' a eat cold Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrap. chops, sausage, cookies, dough- Fra October to May, Cold are the nrant RfM WMF mhmprnm tit bill he to-do no but didn't business firm, nursery eoftrae thegfimi.iedaw For rblldra toethlag, 1 find. LAXATIVK BKOMO ... happened to McaliuUla. as most folks around here have got all nuts or anything ql'IMAKrenovciicauac. K.W.lirurcoa bozSe the kids they want now. Mr. Hod Peters Being a writer, at times my head felt W. L Dougin $4 ind $6 GOt Edge Shoos Cannot Bo Equalled A! An j a stamp and a sheet of heavy and my brain asleep. It la up to the dental student to take bought There is not ill said that is writln paper and envelope last week. Bhnf Mbvi mrjwltfrab find Mte Iff CUild ire Iltt I began 111 taken. nothing "When I read of Grape-Nut- s , JlafiaT drawing lessons. What's the lady's name. Hod? Miss Lutle German. t'Mrlet Ira. tour iddraa (iru It bit It also on rat nose Elmer Spink Blbtdns gave the every morning, eating quite bad while they was playin' drop to the children. Including; my 10 the handkerrher at the randy pull at the months old baby, who soon grew aa parsonage Wednesday evening. Uncle Eire Harkins went to sleep back of the stove fat as a litle pig, good natured and and somebody put a lump nf hot randy In contented. READERS ririMtotaT-S- r hla whiskers, but he ain't found It out Within a week I had plenty of thin, adnfttMdM yet. Special Sunday dinner at the Hotel IimM upon barbie ask lor, rafusiiw ail uheo-Hoppertown next Sunday. Jelly roll on breast milk, and felt stronger within the table. Jed Erlnk la using one of hla two weeks. I wrote evenings and is most palnfuL wife's buckwheat pancakes for an emery feeling the need of sustained brain What's good? wheel at hie blacksmith shop. Three deacons, five trustees and four elders are power, began eating a small saucer of Grape-Nut- s with milk Instead of my n shaving themselves since Amarlah stopped taking the Police Gazette at usual Indigestible hot pudding, pie, or hie barbershop. Roy K. Moulton. cake for dessert at night n!xellaneous ELECTROTYPES o e o "Grape-Nut- s did wonders for me In pal niMy tor tola at tho hol prim hp Fate. and 1 learned to like it. I did not mind i as.BElAOMiwirMUi(.,!lw. He merely took what was hla need; my housework or mothers cares, for He carried nothing off In greed Gives instant relief. 1 felt strong snd full of go. I grew And yet. for this 1 gave pursuit V MmM in pssMrr. wPm tor oar aov Removes the twinges. And hunted him like sin, to boot! plump, nerves strong, and when I Ah, sec! He lies quite dead! Here! Scat. wrote my brain was active and clear; USE IT, THEN YOULL KNOW UMmtad. Brbatol of torto and optomt. Hu. too At last, I've caught that peaky rati Indeed, the dull head pain never retb Urami p.alUrr-r.- wr. row too. ZIBCE, Halts Me 2Sof ALL DRUGGISTS 60o. turned." DEFIMGE STERCH L13-- S "There's a Reason. Asliwitl. Kioto W HL- M fffH Nlf and end Sham aadar HSM Name given by Fostum Co Battle IS SUPUIOR QUALITY. UanploluaMa.aHraCl Creek, Mich. Read, "The Road to W. N. U Salt Lake City, No. $, 190S. Wellville." In pkga. The General Demand Wcll-Iufunn- BACKACHE ZMZfjy to-da- nt to-da- i k hovel-dwelle- rs SICK HEADACHE LYDIA E.PINKHAMS Fac-Simi- le rt I P fl V j ecze-emplo- y 4filB3HSaBBB ! I j h ! The Kind Yon Have Always Bought i k, ' Bears the nt sc it Signature of d In Use of For Over Thirty Years good-lookin- g ed to-da- w-sMwsass- j RHEUMATISM Til-no- STJACOBS OIL 20 Years with Poultry sstlBiussms sssawanajssssawssas |