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W. Second South St. Salt Lake City. Dr. J. B. Keysor, THE WINNING TRICK. GRATEFUL. The ticket man at the theater had Just up for business when a fellow hurried luto the lobby and passed a cigar through the window with the remark: 0 "Have a smoke on me, old chap. "What's thla for? asked the man In the box office. was the reply. "For past favors, "Those were excellent seats you gave me and a lady friend last night Rooming House 528 FELT Woman l.aa but one trick 'Tin dial of the eyea. From birili aba known tba power That XIn llu-Ilea She baa but to look and long. She need, no apeerb: And man will rvaign tba boon Her eye beaaaeh A trick of the eyes baa aha For huaband, lover, brother; Woman baa but one trick She needs no other. - weak- Ijtrry I.aJuU and gives that as the pile-tiers- ,i. ,vo veterans who have Su-ve- r ... HANDY AND LEGGY, TOO. leap-yea- r Salt Lake City. Over Davis Shoe Store. Salt Lake City. The Largest and Moat Complete Dental Office in the West TEETH FILLED WITHOUT FAIN. 85.00 Solid Gold Crowns, 22--k White Crowns, like Natural Teeth 5.00 240 S. Main St., hailis at Hot Spring (.o; worked, and Mullin, did not die play the I inn usual for them 111 the sentimental after the third act and prostarted to make me a posal, but I kept her dodging around the post until the curtain went up again and I was saved. Here, have another. A. B. Lewis, in Judge. DENTIST. Di1 en tin say tie reason tl. Baseballicized. Albert, said the editor of the Bugle to the Baseball Reporter, "I see that Rev. Van Deusen married Jud Hicks to Susy Fhllbrlck this morning. Write up a couple of lines about it spring. Ian-rgives his explanation ol the lack of speed and ixiiuls to the Cleevlaud pitchers or last year as ae example. "The batha at Hoi Springs weaken uue after taking them, de rlared the t'leveland leader to M. W Hei)gay of let roil. "For the average man who do, a not have tu indulge in athletics the wear off in a few weeks, hut for the hull player who EsIUUM be on it takes longer. pecially L ihis ko f ihe pitchers. They dont gain the strength In their anus they should have until the season is a month old. Iasi year the Detroit pitchers were down there, you say. They were, hut they went earlier anil had ple.uy of games In the south before coming north to work. That made a difference. We sent our pitchers to Hoi Springs last year. Addle Jon was llic only man who didu't go, and he was the mau who was in the best sbajie. The baths are probably good If you have time to recover from them before starting in to work In league games. Mullin Is usually sent against us for the early games, and . ' Ive never seen him with less The Tiger pitchers were at Hot Springs for shout three weeks, and this year, owing to extremely rainy weather and delays, they have worked in very few games. There may not be anything to Ijijoie'a argument, but It Is interesting, nevertheless. It is (rue tbat the Nap pitchers who wore at the springs lust year did nut do as good at the start of the season as those wbo We did not have that trip to make. did not send a man to the springs this rear," continued I.arry, "and we came north with our pitching staff lu belter shape than I have ever seen it. Int Pi, JJJ Ajimi f ll Member Piano Tuners Association, Utah f f red-face- d t 44 acre of as flse land as you will find anywhere In Utah Valley. You can dry fsrai or yeu can have water to go with the land, twelve miles south of Sait Lake Otty, f miles east. and one and You ran pay 550 cash and 1 10 per month, and get possession of land at once. I have 40 acres under cultivation, with ten acre In alfalfa that will bring you 8350 net this fall, and 30 acrea lu rummer wheat. 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Patante taken tbronah Mum S Co. raoMve jpwialiMHc without ebaraw to tbe Scientific American. partly. Taranatrt Twain. II Journal. eolation o( any MiantlSeBold by all nawadaalar year; fnnr months, L A bandamnely lllaalTatad SUNN SCo.,,--fNew- M Brooch (Me Ok F SU Mrs. Acker Charles, have you noticed how much change there Is In this year's spring suits? Something Unusual. Rounder I am afraid my liver Is getting out of order. Sounder What makes you thin) so? Rounder I was worrying shout my debts thla morning. In Chicago. Is be following In tbe Dearborn Mr. Acker (gloomily) No, Agnes; footsteps of his father? but I know there won't be much Wabash Oh, yes; his father had alt change la my pocket when you get wives, snl the eon has hid four so far, Yonkers Statesman. through. Salt Lake City. 17 W. So. Temple Rar-or- s, City. (Opposite tbs Tabernacle Gate. 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The 4 room, this Is how the Scraga dressing none of was and 10:15 at D..C. SELBY, Mgr. called game of acrobats manage their toilet family 4 the decisions was disputed. Mr. Hicks 45 Richards Street, tolerbeen which has Lake Salt City. 4 batting average, Disappointing. ably high in the past, will doubtless You could read the womanly wombe lowered considerably, though from in her moist eye an's reliable reports the young couple ex- and disappointment lip. quivering Statistics show that shortstops last pect to make a home run in the near "What Is it?" we gently asked, future. Puck. longer than other infleldera, and yet while our hearts went out to her. is always said second base, for In"My husband's present to me," she ,t CHEERFUL THOUGHTS. stance, Is easier to play than short. faltered. The Keeley Cure. There are more veterans playing short "Is it not what you expected? infield position. Dah-teDRUNKENNESS CCIED "No; oqly what I told him I ex- than any other A positive and permanent of the Bouton Nationals, Wallace pected." cure for Drunkenness and the Of course we felt for her. Why, of tbe St. Louis Browns, and George no la There Diseases. who until this year played In Opium wp asked ourselves, did such dense Davis, no alcknesa. Ladles the abort field, are veterans In the ' publicity, men presume to marry? Puck. treated aa privately as In their and no other Infield position game, Instiown homes. The Keeley n claim men of aa much experience. The Danger Sign. tute, S34 W. South Temple St, Good shortstops are scarce, and when When you see a woman with Salt Lake City, Utah. towel around her head beating a car- a club gets a suitable man It usually pet with a broom, remarhed the spring philosopher, "do yoa know what It Is the sign of?" JOSEPH DEVEY. Yea, responded the mu who had left home to escape house cleaning; Manufacturer of All Kinds of "It means It Is time to taka to the tall timber unless you wish her to wield Mine and Smelter, Iron and Steel broom against you Instead of the the Tie Machine Bolts, Rods, Work. Chicago Dally News. carpet. Drills. All kinds of Iron and 8teel Work Called. for Builders and Contractors. Reggy Bah Jove, I told my tailor Edison SL. Salt Lake City. I'd like to marry some rich girl ud Ind. Phone, 3441. Bell Phone 5245 In become Interested settlement work. blues am I the in Evelyn today. 'Vlf Percy What did he say? I never felt no miserable. GRINDING AND SAW FILReggy He said Id belter get to I cheer can Myrtle Why, always ING. on that myself up thinking what beautiful work and make a settlement Coma to the corner of clothes I could buy If I only had the suit I bought two years ago. Chicago First West and Second South Dally News. money. Dull your Streets with SO 8ILLY OF HIM. Knives, Scissors, Saws, No Great Curiosity. etc. Get them sharpre"Over In the Cairo museum, ened and Repaired WHILE marked the man who likes to tell Satisfaction YOU WAIT. his travels, "I saw the ashes of about Guaranteed. the Egyptians. A BUTLER, Prop. Thats nothing, laughed hla friend Tell your friends. as he emptied a small saucer; "here la keeps him as long aa he can play any a handful of the nahee of the Egypsort of ball, because it is hard to find tians." a youngster who can take his place. "What! Of all the Infielders the game has ever "Tea, Egyptian cigarettes. Chicaproduced, John McPhee, who a few Newt. go Dally years ago quit the game, has the 143 South West Tomplo. greatest record. He played 19 seasons Ths Inquiring Mind. and Gents Clothing on the Cincinnati team at second base, was to a first Dote It little visit Laces, Cleaned. Dyed and Repaired. and for 17 years wore a glove. He was farm, and she went with her aunt to Silks, Gloves, Fancy Goods. For playing as good ball is he ever did see bow the pigs were fed. The little tiers s. Woolens, Draperies, ete. when he quit, but found It a hardship C .C. BONNARD, Manager. one gazed in astonishment at the to get himself In condition In the Both Pkonos 2113. young porkers for a moment, and then French B enrol Dry Cleaning and spring. Baseball men claim there Is a on her her curly hair, hand placing Dry Dyeing a Specialty. scarcity of catchers now. Fewer good he said, reflectively: Ma are being developed and "Aunty! T've Just had my hair shampooed backstops more pitchers than guardians of any dear." "Yet, and Outfits Supplies. with champagne." Pyregraphy other "Doee 'oo put all the piggies' tails Leather fer Postal Pillows "Theres always so much sham tbe position. This no doubt because boy, when he starts to piny ball, in curl papers? Royal Magazine. at the about girls' heads! Chicago Journal. soon finds out that catching Is not an JOHN MeVICKER, 514 N. 4? C.5T If you want to talk with every town In Utah Idaho, Montana and Wyoming, you MUST have the MBELLM CANT! Otherwise you tasy Job. A Monte Cross, manager of the Kansas City club and formerly with the Philadelphia. Athletics, when asked for his opinion on the American league race, said: I pick the Chi-- , csgo White Sox to land the pennant this season, with the New York Americans n close second. The Detroit Tigers and SL Louis will fight It out for third place. The Browns are exceedingly fast and will cause all the clubs a lot of trouble." Gross thinks the Athletics will not figure largely In the race. He Is pleased with his berth at Kansas City and says if he can ever get his club to playing the Inside ball he tells them to, Kansas City easily will win INS MODELS. Frias, Faria, 1900; DtuWs rand, SL Louis, 1904. 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