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Show CHILDREN IN FLATS ONE REASON WHY THEY ARE NOT MORE WELCOME. Hard to Make Them Understand the Necessity for Quiet Tone of VoiceOno Woman's Humorous Experience. 1, fur uue, can understand why children are not mure welcome aa sighed a weary working woman. A boy of five or thereabuuta apartwill more than fill a ment. 1 once occupied a room, rented from a widow, who, beside myself, had for lodgers a widower and his little sou. The oldest daughter of the wid- a! A Fractious Horse uii Is easy cough U if yaa kin litd dull, littU pitiNH, aai nlii, saver give sat kmni. Tka kinm U an raaeatial tkaa tbs akiU ar yatieaca. Hava yaa ever liU aar Wa an prand af aa Haretsa Lma. Taa caa gat loatktf mI t iU iIni vwy but aat aar hmj af leathar. Tbs beat leathar iia'I a ahaia taa geei far aa. VHtaarcaD. Satuf artery tarma and fiicaa. i -- -- aibl iii har-aa- Consolidated Wagon & Machine Gompany six-roo- WHAT THE WOMEN WORE. THIRST WAS FIRST THOUGHT. PUT IT IN GOOD LIGHT. Of Course the 8tory Teller Didn't Really Mean Juat That. Familiar Sound Cause of Young Man'e Bad Break. One Comforting Thought In tho Death of tho Chickens. John C Rlsley of Detroit, at the returned from quiet little Maryland resort. Ocean City, has a tale to tell of conditions that are really sensational. And the worst of It was that he did not know they were sensational at all. He was out calling the other evening, and the conversation started with the shirtwaist man, who, the returned wanderer said, was to bq found In A lady ho had recently moved to the suburbs was very fond of her first brood of chickens. Going out one af convent nu notable for ternoon she left the household In Employes its condemnation of :W tipping system charge of her eight year-ol- d boy. Besaid to a reporter: fore her return a thunderstorm came "The public thinks that we waiters up The youngster forgot the chicks get rich off our tips. The public la during the storm, and was dismayed very ignorant in this mutter. When arter It passed to find that half of iuimram-I am them had been drowned. Though think of its del:reminded of a political meeting 1 at- fearing the wrath to come, be thought tended last April. Theie was a chap best to make a clean breaat of tbe at thla meeting who kmw nuiliing of calamity, rather than leave It to be and. besides discovered. parliamentary Weil, in the that, he waa hair 'Mamma, he said, contritely, when course of the g (here waa a lot his mother had returned, "mamma, six of excitement &n. shouting. It grew of the chickens are dead. worse and worse. The chairman. In Dead! cried his mother. Six! the end, had tu hammer on tbe table Ilow did they die? and yell: The boy saw bis chance. "Order! Order!' "1 think 1 think they died happy," " 'Beer for me,' the Ignorant be said. llariM'r's Weekly. young man." The Revised Psalm. VERY BAD FOPM OF ECZEMA. The father's peroration was superb. And deiartlng. leave behind Suffered Three Years Physicians Did you, he concluded, on footprints No Good Perfectly Weil After the sands of Using Cuticura Remedies. But here the son rudely Interrupt- A gentleman recently New York convention of the International Society of lloM Bad Restaurant that great - quantities at the summer resort be told nbout the habit everydown there had contracted of without hats. This Is the way Then body going he told e iTiK-riiuu- it to an Interested company: dowtf there going about Just the same. The men never wear coats; they go about In ow, a girl of 20, was I be boy's pros- just tbeir shirts and trousers, and the pective stepmother, and so upon her women are Juat like them. devolved Jhe duty of putting him In Deaths from his little bed at night in a room adThe death of Dr. Weigel, n surgeon usewas It Now. mine. quite joining less to try to impress It upon this of Rochester, from a disease due to makes constant use of the youngster that he should lower his the from who life fourth has his lost the of the thinness of account the oice on wall between him and his neighbor; this cause, says the Chlutian Advoand as it was only natural that bis cate. The others were an assistant of future mainma In the cuurse of argument should raise her voice in propor- Thomas Edison, a Boston physician T ,ake great plea.'utv in informing named tion to his. 1 innocently eavesdropied. and a woman of San Francisco Weithat I was a sufferer of eczema In you Dr. case In of Flelschman. the For instance: "Oh, don't make such a bad Pru for the past three very hand when his right mdse, child, with your yelps and gel since 1904, I j years. and i rented with a and and all thumb finger but the in groans! You will disturb the lady : ;; i.,ns in number a of there were hand of removed, the left Chicago, but the next room. to no avail, i in been had four trying using the operations ache stomach 'Huh! If site had the i.Mi istiug of CuM-cur- e to save hia life. The first removed Cuticura that I've got, she'd boiler too." a Soap. Oiiilmtr.l and Mils, three When the child was free from aches a part of tbe right shoulder; then months ago, and toii.y I am perfectly the of muscles right the covering inpart and pains be was none the more well, tho disea.--, UiSm; left mo enclined to go quietly to sleep. No mat- breast I canm.i the tirely. the Cutl-curenvelops completely Mystery ter how he might have been stretching Remedies too unto of disease rause highly the being anyone death,, and yawning in the parlor, where his that 1 have known to medical science, though it suffering with the papa and his papa's fiancee bad been Flm-cnrhad. Mrs. K. Atwood, 18 Is believed to Involve some great prinplaying beziqiie, oure in bed, he was Chlc.-igii- , in., October 2, inclined to be wakeful and argu- ciple of life. Dr. Weigel waa presi- Crilly Place, 1905. Wltm b: L. S. Berger." of Rochester the dent Academy of. mentative, especially when rebuked. Medicine and the American Ortho1 hope, remarked his guardian one Presidtni Castros Conceit. society. paedic niglst, that before you go to sleep Many sforics h.ive been told of you will think of what a bad boy you Clpriano Castro, of VenezuePuzzled. are. It grieves your father, I can tell The bard from the city had sold suf- la, and of bis lminuineiiiul conceit that the ficient verses to tho BiisMi.Jiipain-- o war the you. lie said to me apefld a week in thought of it fairly look away his ap- rural boarding house. Waving .olMhe fair of P'irt Arthur was being expetite. After ordering his breakfast swarms of June bugs and mosquitoes, plain'd m him. at a restaurant tills morning, be began tbe bard sat lsiniw!" he exclaimed. Willi 500 penning Ills lines by the Venezuelans I noiM have taken ll in thinking about the way you behave, yellow light of a kerosene lamp. and, when the food was bror Jit, he he four days." How I love this madrigal! found himself unable to cat. With a thousand, in one day, your mused to himself. And what did he do then?" asked who sat excellency." said the diplomatic The horny-handefarmer, the bad boy with some Interest. of a Kurnpcnn jnwer. greasing bis boots, looked up In surPaid for It and went out. Castro was no pleased at what was prise. I think "Well, remarked Frank, Gracious!" he drawled. "Where Is intended to be sarcasm that. It Is said, he was pretty foolish to go and order she? the diplomat succeeded next day In sea breakfast and pay for It when be curing satisfaction of a claim that Ills Who? asked the astonished bard, couldn't eat; I don't believe It was the said yeou government had been vainly presslug Why, gal yeou just 1 me that took away his appetite. for years. loved." know that sometimes 1 have been Just An Inherited Tendency. Punctured His Eloquence. as sorry as 1 could be about somewoman gave a Cleveland A A In Johnstown, N. Y while society men and lawyer lota eat I could and thing, party to nine friends of her young son defending a little boy who had been are Just like boys, only bigger. to the pleasure of apprehended in the act of making a Oh, stop your talk! Tbe lady in aged six. To add she had the Ices frozen surreptitious entrance under the fair occasion tbe remonwill room hear next the you," In the form of a hen and ten chickens. grounds fence, drew for the jury a strated the mamma (to be). Each child waa allowed to select his nnst pathetic picture of the prisoner's Is she married?" chicken as it was served. Finally ahefadSfr old widowed mother with the No. came to the ion of a prominent poll tears streaming down her face and Why isn't she married? her gray head bowed In sorrow at the Can't find anyone good enough for tlcian. Which chlcky will you have, Ben thought of her little boy being Incarher. I suppose. cerated." The youthful offender cut Do you think she will ever get mar- tie?" she asked. "If you please, Mrs. If., I think IU in at thla point with "Please, air, Mr. ried?" This was too much for feminine pa- take the mamma hen," waa the polite Lawyer, my mother ain't a widow. "Shut np. darn you," said the lawyer. reply; Llpplncott's. tience. The gas was turned out Tm trying this case, not you. Law A Different Loaf. Notes. Remedies for Afflictions. "Why," exclaimed little Johnny, Impudence of Hoi Pollol. Dissipation of mind and length of when he heard hia father telling about A noted English artist was standing time are remedies to which the great- somebody who waa looking after tbe est part of mankind trust In their af- loaves and fishes, "that's just what at the edge of the road, waiting for hia horse, and he was dressed In bit flictions. But the first of these works mamma says about Uncle Henry!" usual peculiar style mustard-colorea temporary, the second a alow, effect Says about Uncle Henry? repeatriding ault, vivid waistcoat and bright and such are unworthy of a wise man. ed hia father, in astonishment. "What red tie. A man, who had evidently Are we to fly from ourselves that we do you mean? been reveling, happened to lurch may fly from our misfortunes, and Why, pa, don't you know said round tho comer of the street He is to the disease that Uncle mamma imagine only llenty stared Johnny, Bays famous artist for a minthe at means we to get only loafs and fishes. find cured because ute In silence, then he touched his cap some moments of respite from pain? in a tone of deep commiserLaw. of Due Process from we tbe shall Or time, expect ation, Beg pardon, gnv'nor, waa you At the time of the famous Eastman physician of brutes, a lingering and uncertain deliverance? Shall we wait trial In Cambridge, Mass., two Irish- iu mournin' for anybody?" to be happy till we can forget that men, standing on a street corner, were Nature's Gift Wasted. we are. miserable, and owe to the overheard discussing the trial. One of A Scotchman who recently took the other was the to them weakness of our faculties a tranquillitrying enlighten street CBr trip on the gorge route, the ty which ought to he the effect of concerning jury. New York side of Niagara river, waa You're "Bedad! he otherwise. Let explained. their strength? Far much disgusted with the hawkers of shmartest Thin If ye gets lh' us set all our past and present afflicviews and Teddy boars, who make tions at once before our eyes. Let lawyer, ye're inniclnt; but If tli' other the afternoon hideous and do tbclr guilty." us resolve to overcome them, Instead man gets th beat lawyer, yere beat to spoil nature's grandeur. As Life. of flying from them, or wearing out ho alighted from the car he looked the sense of them by long and ignoBAD DREAMS at the shouting venders and angrily minious patience. Instead of palliatthen at the Whirlpool rapids. "What's ing remedies, let us use the Incisive Frequently Due to Coffee Drinking. the use of having a big river like knife and the caustic, search the that, he aaked, If you don't drown wound to the bottom, and work an One of the common symptoms of those fellows In It? Immediate and radical cure. Lord coffee poisoning Is the bad dreams that Of the Cabbage Patch. Bollngbroke (1678-1751spoil what should be restful sleep. A Maker Here's a new cigar Cigar reason man who found the says: I've just been putting up and I haven't I coffee. to A I was slave a Formerly The Ingenue So onr sterling young was like a morphine fiend, could not any name for It Suppose you suggest one. leading man, Mr. llogatage, la going sleep at night, would roll and toss in' Friend (after smoking It) They're sleep to eh? to wed a did when I bed and get my a good many after characters naming I Not hear waa disturbed by dreams and hobgoThe Comedian exactly. that the prominent young society wo- blins, would wake up with headaches in fiction now. Why don't you call man, who will soon bear his name, and feel bad all day, so nervous I thia "Mrs. Wiggs? has been divorced twice, lost her jewcould not attend to business. My wriNew York'e Growth. els more than once, been reported en ting looked like bird tracks, I had soar Builders in New York city Invest gaged to four different titles, owns belchings from the stomach, indige- 500,000 each day in land and new French bulldog, has written a tooth stion, heartburn and palpitation of the houses for dwellers. apartment tbs of la and devoted to heart, constipation. Irregularity powder testimonial, a simple home life and her hooka! kidneys, etc. Puck. Indeed, 1 began to feel I had all tbs troubles that human flesh couid suffer, but when a friend advised ni. to leave Keeping Husband at Home. Mrs. Jones I wish I could think of off coffee I felt aa If he bad insulted The horse can draw the at me. I could not bear the Id'-a- , it badto something to keep my husband such a hold on me and I refused home in the evenings. load without help, if you Mrs. Smithson Buy him a motor believe It the cause. reduce friction to almost "But It turned out that no advice was jar, dear. lime fr at a more needed ever given nothiiis hy applying Mrs. Jones Hed be out more than I finally consented to try return and Tver If I did that. comtho Mrs. Smithson No. Indeed! My with the going of coffee and have husband bought one last week, and ing of Postum all my troubles I returned. health has and gone won't be he tbe doctor says put for and Bleep well now, nerrt-- steadied ilx weeks. down and I write a fair hand U 7 to the wheels. can see), can attend to business 6jn No other lubri An Expensive Compliment. from and rejoice (bat I. am free ever made cant Excuse me. sir, but this is the sixth monster coffee." time that yon have gone away without so long wears in place Ten days' trial of Postum ; reand saves. io much paying. coffee will bring sound, restful, Oh. my dmr young lady, when a "There's a Reason. horsepower. Next time nan sees you he forgets everything freshing sleep. to try Mica Axle Grease. Read "The Road Wellvillln Inc. Translated for Transatlantic Standard Oil Co. belu little a K call physicians i'alcs from Fliegende Blatter. classic. You see everybody lm-i-d- i com-Mlti- m-e- LaaJiag laplnarat Daalara Utak aad Uaka George T. 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Benjamin Franklin's "Poor Richard has found a worthy successor in the anonymous modern humorist who Ii responsible for Poor Richard, Jr's. Almanack, published by the Henry Altemus company, Philadelphia For the past few years more than half a million people have every week been laughing at this author's wit and profiting by hia pithy advice as it appeared on the editorial page of The under the Saturday Evening Post caption: "Poor Richard Jr's. Philosophy. Now, by means of what la evidently a rlgorona process of selec tlon, the cream of these magazine utterances has been skimmed and put Into book form, and it la a book that is well worth the reading, being torehouce of wit and wisdom and quaint sayings, calculated to banish the "blue devils from the immediate vicinity of the fortunate' reader. Dog Is Good Advertisement A dog used in advertising a certain brand of tobacco la attracting conaid erable attention in Fitchburg. 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