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Show THE SAUNA SUN. SAUNA. UTAH -- REPERCUSSIOM 7- : . ADVENTURERS Europe Adopts War. Fashions To Maintain Normal Routine CLUB WHOS NEWS HEADLINES FROM THE LIVES OF PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELFI THIS Tale of the Galloping Tooth T7ie 99 WEEK Hello everybody: may have been in France during the unpleasantness You may have seen towns shelled that went on there in to a crumbling ruin. You may have seen regiments decimated by poison gas. You may have seen men torn to pieces by bursting grenades and families pauperized and turned out of their homes by the onward plunge of the great German war machine. You may think you know all about the horrors of war, but Don Aspinwall of Rochelle Park, N. J., will tell you you havent .seen anything. Don was somewhere in the Villers Cotteret area on special duty with the Second division. A deafening barrage had been rolling back and forth across the lines for more than two hours. FOR MADAME A pretty Pari FOR GENTLEMEN Anthony The Germans were tossing every form of pyrotechnic display in his studies her 1939 gas mask cabinet carries sienne member, Eden, their bag of tricks. Huge 9.2s roared overhead like great exin like mask store mirror. How's the in the knapsack, every gas n bullets zipped by. An occasional ash other Londoner. press trains. Machine-gueffect, lady? can from a miniewerfer battery would tumble lazily through the early morning haze to spread itself with a devastating roar In front of the barbed wire. It was a swell time to be someplace else. But horror? Horror, nothing! The real horror was going on right inside Don Aspinwalls face. Don Had a Toothache. It was undoubtedly the outstanding disaster of the whole war. It had been going on for 24 hours and Don was con1914-191- 8. vinced that if it went on two hours longer nothing could keep the Germans from taking Paris. And Don was miles away from any possible agency of relief. The only thing that could have stopped that ache would be a d bullet, and Don was all in favor of that. I tell you, he says, the actual Gospel truth. I poked my head over well-place- By LEMUEL F. PARTON MEW YORK. Admiral Emory S. Land, chairman of the maritime commission, says the proposed safety belt around our shores is a Our Sub Zone It Nice Idea Says Adm. Land ?Yce ideaf but concede noth- tag more. He wonders what somebody sticks Hasty Regrets Follow Hasty Conclusions Jimmy, who had been climbtrees, came in for the second ing time within the week with hia trousers torn. This time you can go upstairs and mend them yourself, ordered the harassed mother. Some time later she went upstairs to see how he was getting along. She found the trousers there, but no Jimmy. Puzzled, she came downstairs, still looking for Jimmy. She noticed, as she passed, that the cellar door, usually shut, was open. She went to the door and called down loudly and angrily, Are you running around down there without your trousers on? The reply came in a stern and heavy masculine voice: No, madam, Im reading the gas meter. will happen when his nose inside the zone. Admiral Lands opinion is that of a technician and expert on obtrusive noses, particularly those of submarines, and, to be more explicit, German submarines. He got the Navy cross for his work in designing and building submarines in the World war, in which he served as commander of the construction corps, and, in 1919, he turned in a Just and Unjust searching technical study of what That which is unjust can really German submarines had done and profit no one; that which is just what they might do in the next war. can really harm no one. Henry The spirited little admiral, a George. cousin of Charles Lindbergh, has most important business on hand just now, with something like $400,000,000 staked out for By burning 25 sfourur tlw& building a merchant marine. the average of the 15 ether This business of new ships, and of the largest-seEbt- g breeds how good a risk they may be on in is -sseas, decidedly tested lower than any ef his department. them CAMELS give a traeJu He is a native of Canon City, Colo., Ing plus equal to born in 1879. After his graduation from Annapolis, he did postgraduate work in naval architecture. Football has engrossed him almost as much as the navy. He was the garrison finish star of that famous crap match between the Army game and Navy in 1900, a gridiron hero, and thereafter a successful conciliator in the army and navy athletics row. Ills suavity and persuasiveness are always effective, as when he invited some C. I. O pickets of the maritime commission into his office and talked them into good humor. He succeeded Joseph P. Kennedy as chairman of the commission in February, 1938. Hes in a critical spot just now, and everybody is satisfied. sub-infest- FOR POLICE London police, FOR TELEPHONES -- Guarded attired in steel helmets, become conversation is the rule in London, sandwich men during air raid where public .'phone booths are scares. sandbagged. but glancing behind me 1 knew the worst. Yorkshire orderly had sneaked in.. He had no anesthetic, A stolid-face- d six-fo- ot the top of the trench several times and gave Jerry the Bronx Salute in thfe sincere hope that some German officer might take offense and field battery or some other simorder me erased, with a machine-guilarly effective weapon. n, Attempts at Suicide Came Back Labeled, No Dice." goal-keepe- But no German officer would have been sucker enough to halt such an effective blow to the Allied cause. All Dons attempts He had to at suicide came back to him labeled, No Dice. wait until he was relieved from duty and then, in a he lit out for. the nearest British medical unit two miles away. Eventually he got there and was ushered into the presence of a brass hat who turned him over to a young medical lieutenant.. It took him five minutes to diagnose the case of acute semi-deliriu- toothache, says Don, and then he seated me in an improvised dental chair and looked worried. It seems there wasnt any local anesthetic in that part of the country and well what to do? Don told him . what to do. He told him to get that tooth out of there and to hell with the anesthetic. That didnt seem quite cricket to the young Englishman. He demurred for a moment. Then he seemed, to have an idea and said, All right, Yank. But I say, it will bally-we- ll hurt you more than it does me. . With those .words of comfort, says Don,' he stepped out for a minute. When he came back I watched him open a shabby black bag and produce a pair of ordinary gas pliers. He had no .anesthetic, but glancing behind me I knew the worst. A stolid-face- d Yorkshire orderly had sneaked in. He stood at my back toying with the barrel of a massive British Webley navy type revolver and gauging the distance to certain sections of my skull with a practiced eye. I didnt have long to think about that though. Don didnt have any time to think about it at all. The minute he turned his head he felt something hit it that felt like a nudge from a howitzer. There was a blinding flash and a million stars, constellations and blue lights danced before his eyes. At last, I began to fall into a deep, black void, he says. 1 thought, the Germans had planted a nice, juicy shell under the dental chair, and I was all ready to put forth my hand and receive my harp and halo. Then I began to be aware of a disconcerting fact. I could still feel a dull throb where my toothache had been, and now there was another dull throb in the back of ' . my head. in old The increased new both and throbs .black intensity. Gradually before Dons eyes faded to a gray haze, and through it he began to see the features of the young British medical attendant. There was a large moving blur behind the attendant. The haze cleared a little more and Don could see it was the Yorkshire orderly. The orderly was calmly wiping the butt of his Webley and Don distinctly remembers noticing that several brown hairs still adhered to that butt. Dons hair is brown, too.He says that might, or might not, have been a coincidence. comes from Paris of the of Lucien Le Long, the famous dressmaker. The government puts him back on the job designing Le Lacten Long Back to Grace , Swirl, Freedom lines FOR STREETSrWhite FOR WAITRESSES This Lon don lass carries her gas mask in a along London curbing guide traffic neat cylinder strapped around the during blackouts. Autos have white waist. bumpers and fenders. -- an six-fo- ot pin-whee- - And What a Climax. . . . FOR HOSPITALS-He- ce FOR DINING Arrow points to is harconvenient gas mask within reach bor entrance to Ramsgate, Engof diners at this Paris restaurant. land s new subterranean hospital. . what happened was beginning to take shape in his brain. That York- shire orderly had been the anesthetic. He had socked Don on the coco with the butt of that revolver. And now the medical attendant seemed to be apologetic about it. Don stopped him. .Dont worry, doc, he said. Its all right. with me. It was a swell job, even if your anesthetic was a bit rough. . The attendant shook his head and began to repeat his words. Then, says Don, my confused brain began to function as' I' heard that Englishman say, Oh, Im sorry, Yank, but I hayent done anything yat, you know. You see my orderly worked too fast and I had to wait until you came out of it SO YOU COULD TELL ME WHICH TOOTH IT WAS! (Released by Western Newspaper Union.) . . Scientists Find Locusts Are of 2 Distinct Kinds races There are cicada the seventeen-yea- r race and another that appears every 13 years. Scientists have found no differences in the two except that one remains underground in the larva sand pupa stages four. years longer than the other. Every year is locust year in some part of the country. There are 17 different broods of the 17 year race and thirteen broods of the race, writes a correspondent in the Chicago Tribune. The broods have been catalogued by Roman num bers. Broods Nos. 1 to 17 compose two of the peri- odical ar race. The race is. numbered from 18 to 30. Broods . are thus easily distinguished. There is overlapping of the territories occupied by the two races and also by the different broods. In some sections, however, the locusts interonly appear at 13 or vals, indicating the presence of only the. ar one brood. The periodical cicadas are not found , in the. westerh part of the United States. They live mainly in the wooded regions from the Atlan tic coast westward to central Kan . sas. gowns. "Grace his rallying g, 'T'HIS department gets L word from a Washington ringsider that Dr. William M. Leiserson, summoned by the President several months ago . to unscramble Dr. Leiserson the National Labor Rela. tions board, has been making swift progress and that, just as a matter of war preparedness, the outlook for peace is much better. Previously a member of the national mediation board, he was appointed to the labor board to succeed Donald Wakefield Smith, center of bitter controversy. He is said to have greatly clarified and expedited procedure under the Waglabor-employ- FOR SWIMMIS GEven 'at the FOR HOUSING -- An English ble swim min' hole these young couple turns their underground air Britishers . must carry their gas raid shelter into a rock garden masks. HEaannas swirl and freedom has been cry as a designer, This isnt that kind of war, and perhaps the French think they are wasting his talents as a soldier. However, soldiering is one of the best things that M. Le Long does. In the last war, a shell blew him out of a trench into the dressmaking business. Severely wounded, his hearing impaired, he borrowed $2,500, employed 50 midinettes and seamstresses, married the cousin of the late Czar Nicholas of Russia, and ran his business np to a daily gross intake of 1,000,000 francs, employing more than 1,000 women. He took with him into the business a Croix de Guerre and two citations. He had been a liaison officer with Allenby in Palestine. Brisk and businesslike, although he says the hapstill piest day of his life was when he freed women from tubular gowns. He has visited this country frequently and is widely known and popular here. His is one of the most intercareers. esting of all between-- - war ' boyish-lookin- And then the doctor spoke. . Don couldnt hear "what he was sayirig very well, but the picture of , rs WORD m . none-too-cle- long-drawn-o- ut V for pleasure-stoo- lse Q MOKE O And enjoy an extra Camels! measure of cigarette goodness. In recent impartial tests of 16 of the largest-sellin- g brands, a leading research laboratory found these results: CAMELS were found to contaia MORE TOBACCO BY WEIGHT than the average for the 15 other of the largest-sellinbrands. 1 g 2 CAMELS BURNED SLOWER THAN ANY OTHER BRAND TESTED 25 SLOWER THAN THE AVERAGE TIME OF THE 1$ OTHER OF THE LARGEST-SELLIN- G BRANDS! By burning 25 slower, ou the average, Camels give smokers die equivalent of 5 EXTRA SMOKES PER PACK! 3 InTHEIRtame ASH time HELD FAR LONGER than for all the other brand. the tests, CAMELS the average You, too, will agree that Camels are Americas No. rette for pleasure, economy! long-burnin- g 1 ciga- er ner act. He is one of millions of American citizens who in late years have seen their native countries taken prisoner. Born in Estonia, he was brought to this country when he was a small child. At the University of Wisconsin, he was schooled in economics. He obtained his doctorate at Columbia in 1911 and made his career in Wisconsin in various state industrial, employment, labor and workmens compensation posts. He personalizes and particularizes each case and sees no hope in legalistic solutions of labor problems. (Consolidated Features WNU Service.) CAMELS LONG-BURNIN- G COSTLIER TOBACCOS PENNY FOR PENNY YOUR BEST CIGARETTE BUY! i |