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Show THE SAUNA SUN. SAUNA, UTAH SICK 3 YEARS The Human Letterheads WITHOUT BELIEF By DON MARK LEMON Finally Found Health by Taking Lydia E. Pinkhams (Copyright ) advertisement appeared but In the Male Help Wanted! columns of u morning paper. It read: d SUVEN. small, neat, will be paid handsomely for a bald-heade- engagement No soliciting. Room 427, Fox Bldg. ; Coolidges in ' Vacation Residence . . ' . . ' -- at7-. . , . Swampscptt, Mass.- - 4 T'f 1 i V1V:Jr . r- - . 7 lit 'o t "I jf VV 'i wr j,?--i men brief BURKE, Ihe elevator boy at the Fox build ing was a colored lad, and his stove-polis- h grin gradually encroached upon las ears as he lifted cage after easeful of neat little bald headed ir-to the fourth floor. They came In such numbers that It would seem that every, wife, mother or sister who hud a neat little buld headed man about the house Iratf piflished him up spick and span and sent him forth to answer the advertisement. Bj noen of the follow ing day the number fell off to an occasional (ippll-'cawho would descend from the fourth floor looking greatl.vdlsappolnt-ed- . The favored seven had been chosen and a ntithe to that eflet posted on the door.of room 427. Two weeks later there appealed simultaneously in vail-ou-s sei lions of the city seven dapper little men, vho ;io sooner removed their huts than there was (lisi losed to view a dev he moi striking than the poets cl ismc Txi elsiorOn the shinman's bald ing rmvn of each luad, wise ten In a new growth of silky liair, were the . words; A 'tK . ME . The public Immediately became a smiling interrogation point, and it was learned irom these human letterheads lhaf sometime dunng the following month theie would he pladed upon a flair restuier warranted to gi'ovv hair on the. stubboiwest bald head Jn two weeks tune The words Ask Me were maten.U proof of the hair resiorers claims Certain established manufacturers of propiietary hair medicines circulated-the human letreport that-thter heads were not, ..and lia.d .never been, bpld, but that their heads had been shaved, leaving only the device, . ASK ME It was now hat something unforeseen occurred. The discoverer and-sol- e possessor of the marvelous was accidentally injured on the head by a falling 11101 tar, and lost all recollection of lus great secrel. For better security-hhad told no one pf, the chemical formula of the restorative, and for the same reason he had not placed the formula in writing, and the seven, little bald.headed men true gasped vv lien they learned state of affairs and realized the predicament irf which they were placed-Themust now go through life with, the device ASK ME wiitten aeioss their headj.by nitmes Indelible ham!, unless they possessed the. courage to have it removed hair by hair by the electric needld, or ignobre resort shaved their heads frequently, lake so many Clunamen . One of their number the wit suddenly arose artd left the room wliere they had gitlieied to discuss the situation. A few minutes later it was recalled that he had boasted of Jiaving in ins poscsMon a vial of the piecious hair restorative and his six friends arose and hurried after him But the wit had aroused Ins strapping wife and boys to the exigencies of the situation, and saiclv, behind barred doors, he coolly applied to his scalp a beral quantity of the marvelous ban pioduiing fluid. From his window he could see his late companions m advertisement gathered on the sidewalk looking wistfully and enviously at lus door and lie pitied them from , the boM.0111 of ins lieat t. But there remained only sufficient restorative to grow one full head of hair, and If any one needed hair lie fit-ti- e ' Vegetable. Compound THE . Your medicine has Columbia, S. C. done me so much good that I feel like I owe my life to it For three years I wassick and was treated physicians, but they didnt seem to help me any. Then I took Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Com- pound and got strong enough to do my housework, where before I was. hardly able to be up. I have also taken the Vege--. table Compound during the Change of Life and it has left me in good health. I recommend it as the best medicine for women in the Change of Life and you can use these facts as a testimonial. , .Mrs. S. A. R. F. D. No. 4, Columbia, South Carolina. . Why suffer for years with backache nervousness, painful times and other ailments common to women from early life to middle age, when Lydia E. Pmk-ham- s Vegetable Compound will bring relief? Take it when annoying symptoms first appear and avoid- - years of sullermg. In a recent country-wid- e canvass of purchasers of Lydia E. Pinkhr ms Vegetable Compound over 200,000 replies were received, and 98 out of every 100 reported tney.were benefited by its use. eJ; -- A safe and soothing remedy for cuts, burn; or skin trou- the-mark- bles. Protects, . re- lieves and heaLs.T ake intomally for coughs, and sore throats. Vaseline e PETROLEUM JELLY Chescbrough Mfg. Co. Censd New York Suite St hair-restoy- e te did Every good American is pleased that the1 days of President and Mrs. Coolidge are rast in pleasant surroundings. Washington is a hit warm in midsummer and the air of his native ffew England is presumably more to the Presi-dent- s comfort. The Summer White House is White Court, Swampscott, Mass. The photographs reproduced herewith give a good idea of the place. No. 1 gives a view of the mansion from the beach and No. 7 shows its more formal front. President Coolidge appears in vacation garb in No. 2, while No. 3 is the very latest approved of Mrs. Coolidge. No. 4 civet photographic , study . a glimpse ot the presidential party en route: (Left to right) Everett Sander, secretary and Mr. Sander.; Mrs. Coolidge and the President, Col. S. A. Cheney White House military aid. No. 5 .. portrait of Lieut. Edgar Allan Poe, in f 1 Wt!ch TrT.k grounds; N men shows n,r,.ne, their camp in . party of guests on the Mayflower are pictured in . No. 6. Apparently the President u well fixed to suit himself as to his vacation pleasures. He may h.ve qulet by remaininf at botne. Automobile. are ready to uUe Klm from home. The May- flower is at hi. command. Hi. friend, Frank W. Stearns, live, next door, at Red Gables. Whit. Court can take care of any guest, he may wish to invete. Swampscott, an old, old town, was originally a fishing village. Nowadays it ha. a population of about 10,000, hut is markedly noncommercial. Some parts of tho shore are essentially summer residential districts. Most of the residents have business in Boston or Lynn. Salem, Marblehead and Nahant are all with n a radius of four miles. Swampscott. name has r.o reference to a swamp; the original Indian wcrd means, At the rock which divides. Its 1,675 acres look on Masia chusetts Bay and the Atlantic to the east and oa Nahant Bay to the south. lie. rubbed into Ins s alp tlie prei ions drops of golden liquid and wiped ins finger-- , on Ins chin. Friend-- , can always lie had, .he meditated thoughtfully, hut hair ome gone tetjuns no more! One by one Ins late vomp.faions dispel sed, as they realized the utter futility of protest or appeal under the cmuiiMann's and the wit remained lot Ked in lus room for a week, at the end of winch peinnj he sallied foitli with a 'uxutious growth of s Iky red hair, such as he had not possessed even as a boy But he found his frends lighter hearted and more torgmiig than he had expected. They had disiovered that bv letting the device ASK ME7 grow to a good length it could he skillfully brushed and paited to represent a full head of hair, and this discovery had softened their .hearts toward their more fortunate companion. The discoverer of the formula is at the present time being tenderly watched and guarded by a secret league of bald headed men, for lus interest is also their interest, and, in the words of the president of the league: If memory should again relight her extinguished torch in the nnnd of this genius, fame and fortune will find their way to his lodge, thougn it were in q trackless wilderness. Kant Preferred Birthplace Although Immanuel Kaut, the celebrated German philosopher, received many offers from other universities, he preferred to remain at Koenigs-berg- , his birthplace, from which ha never traveled further than 30 miles. Inexplicable Why do women spend so mpcli nmnev gftung just tho rght curl, put In thtyr hair and. then wear these short h esse We'Mejdh Wasp. . P j&murie JKl Bayer - Insist! Say For Colds Pain . ' Headache , 9 ' Neuralgia . . Lumbago Rheumatism Accept only a Baver package which contains proven directions Ilandv Baver boxes of 12 tablets-Alsbottles of 24 and 100 Druggists is the trail mark of Bar Mann fauure of Moaoacotlcacidester of buikyiicacid - Green's August Flower for Constipation, Indigestion and Torp.d Liver Successful for E3 years. and 0c bottles ALL DRUGGISTS - U. S. Now Exports t ike-,ne In iii- Mi Snakes lrom tins - . tomfirv to South Aiu-in-- i for the purpose of extiattiiu: tie poison, wlmli is to be used in sonMu for treating snake ' bites , Quick Safe Relief CORNS In one mfriute or less the pain ends Dr. Scholl s Ztno pad Is the safe, sure, healing treatment for corns At drug and shoe stores. DX Scholls Zino-pad- s Put on on - the pain is gone Cuti?ira nn 1 oilet' i no Send for Samples M Mildm. Labormtort. To Ctjcttr A. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. If ass. 32-19- 25. |