Show V "V THE SAUNA GALL SAUNA UTAH I t worn ESCAPES il OPERATION By Timely Use of Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Ilere is her own statement to Cary Maine—' I feel all suffering women Lydia it a duty I owe to tell what E Pinkham’s Vegetable Com pound did for me One year ago I found myself a terrible I had pains in both sides and such a soreness I could scarcely up at 8tralghten times My back ached I had no ap-- ft ff petite and was so nervous I could not sleep then I would be so tired mornings that I could scarcely It seemed almost impossiget around ble to move or do a bit of work and I thought I never would be any better until I submitted to an operation I commenced taking Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and soon felt like a new woman I had no pains slept well had good appetite and was fat and could do almost all my own work for a I shall always feel family of four that I owe my good health to your medicine”— Mrs Hayward Sowers Cary Maine If you are ill do not drag along until an operation is necessary but at once take Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound If yon have the slightest doubt that Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegeta hie Compound will help you write to Lydia MPinkham MedicineCo (confidential) LynnMass for ad vice Y our letter will be opened read and answered by a woman and held In strict confidence No Time to Breathe The young couple on the settee had been engaged only a week He had kissed her fully forty times that eveWhen he stopped she looked at ning him reproachfully and the tears came into her eyes as she said: ‘‘Dearest you have ceased to love The Basement Philosopher I haven’t" breathe” he "but replied “This ing” Creating a Thirst music is positively "Yes Particularly Birmingham I An kind stimulat- the drinking song” honest man doesn't strive for the of success that needs an excus-- STOP THAT BACKACHE There's nothing more discouraging than a constant backache You are lame hen you awake Pains pierce you when you bend or lift It's hard to rest and next day it’s the same old' story Pain in the back is nature's warning of kidney ills Neglect may pave the way to dropsy gravel or other serious kidney sickness Don't delay — begin using Doan's Kidney Pills the remedy that has been curing backache and kidney trouble for over fifty years A TEXAS CASE ‘Kwrv Picture 3 H Lee 412 W Telit a Stun ' Walnut 6t burne Texas eaya: “For four years had Intense pains through the emailcouldof my back hardly pass the kidsecretions and ney morphine was the only thing that I had lieved me too Finally gravel I began using Doan s Kidney Fills and permanently they cured me I haven't uttered since" Cel Doaut’a at Any Store DOAN'S CO VL SOe Box kp7Lnle9y BUFFALO N Y DOUGLAS SHOES Men’s Uf&UttS&j 12 fl8 M!909 Boys Children Women’s SI50SI75S2S250S3 Bsgan businsss 1874 now tbo largest maker ofJiv60 la the orlL Over ISO ntylfo indnndhath in all letithi licw and widths W L Dougina shoes are famous Why not give tliera a everywhere 1 be vnlue you will receive tri u for your money will astonish you If you would visit our factory the largest In the world under one riv? 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"Another thing that gives me a palfi a cigarette is to see a guy That’s something there ain’t no excuse for that I can see Anybody can of get a clay pipe and a couple month’s steady smoking ’ll make it as sweet and juicy as need be A pipe is a man’s smoke though I ain’t got no objection to a cigar once in a while — about election time Same way I’ll take a tub of suds when I’m dry and I’ve got the price but if you’re bound it’s your treat and I happen to feel like it you can give me a little rye But mine's beer as a general thing That’s one thing I’ll give the Dutch credit for: they may have a poor language and disgusting ideas on the subject of cooking but they’re all right when it comes to a steady and sensible drink Most drink is good in moderation though as long as it’s not mixed The only thing I draw the line at is Scotch What I say is patronize home industries I’ve no use for Scotch or a man who will drink it "Yes sir” said the janitor emphatically "I’m against golf and bridge whist and cigarettes and Scotch I’m opposed to spaghetti and cabbage soup and Bismarck herring and chop suey and four o’clock tea I’m i At the same time I American citizen don’t claim that Dagos and Kikes and Chinks and Hunkies and Scandehoov-ianain't got no right to live and don’t feel called on to kick ’em around when I get one of ’em off by himself jy more than I’d feel called on to 1 w' AS BAD AS ALL THAT Judge Resents Attitudes of “Funny Men" ae to Present Tendency In Oreee KENNETT HARRIS a syrup taken Internally for catarrh and headaches Tastes good Immediately opens air passages of head and lungs with a soothing sensation One dose cures healing most headaches in 6 minutes Is a permanent cure for many cases of catarrh In head throat and s stomach Also cures bronchitis Recolds coughs and croup tailed by dealers or sent by mail on Address New receipt of 60c stamps York Drug Concern New York — Adv is ings NOT “I’m willing to admit Nels my friend that there Chink ain't got Judge Ralph S Latshaw squelched white eyebrows and a complexion that In Kansas City the other day an Inlooks like it was fresh b'iled He’s got cipient movement against the a good deal the same cheek bones that skirt with a slash "Narrow skirts don’t mean Immoral(Copyright you've got but then he braids his hair by W Q Chapman) and works fourteen houra a day and ity” said "One of the Judge Latshaw "Nela my friend" said the Janitor eats rice oftener than what you do most vicious epochs was when hoop to hla Scandinavian assistant ‘‘I take know that's aggravating and there skirts were worn notice that you’re gay these ought to be a law against It but there I remember when It was con“Why That there cap of yours is got ain't no law and there’a nothing In the sidered days Immodest for a woman to artoo small for your head and I don’t rulet of this here building against it range her coiffure so as to show her believe the cap’a shrunk any at that so I have to stand for it ears We have advanced What was you abusing that gentleman You guessme?you'll “We have advanced get but we haven't for Just now? — What gentleman The "Because if you don't Nels my advanced as far as the jokesmiths and with the laundry the yel- friend” said the gentleman janitor with sudden cartoonists would pretend low complected with the gentleman “ 'Doctor' “I’ll beat It Into your bone ferocity said a pretty girl — so alant eyes and the baggy pants that head with a grate crank Why you runs the latest Joke — ‘doctor I want to so unkindly you was son you to vaccinate me please where It was he?” said the jani"Chinyman of a halibut the first thing you won't show’ tor with a broad smile of perfect com- knowemoked get that Chink scared and you'll “‘Humph’ said the gruff doctor ‘I "Well of course that’s I’ll prehension have to be paying out' money to guess you'll have to take it internally different If he was a Chink I don’t have little bit of a week’s laundry then’ ” know as I can blame you It’s pen done my me for fectly natural that you’d want to kick "And you not even naturalized!" Feature Redeeming him off the premises and make moconcluded the janitor with bittei "Have you heard about Vlzzard’s tions to that effect I s’pose he give scorn latest play?” you the excuse that he had business "Yes They say it’s revolting” t here— what? and "It is But give Vlzzard credit for gives him their shirts an’ flat LEAVING THE COURSE CLEAR one thing” pieces don’t they? I thought they “What’s that?” did Anyway you done well to let him Little Story That Proves the Value oi "He firmly refuses to say there’s know that he was the scum of the Thorough Understanding Be any moral purpose in it" earth and the offscourings of 'humantween Lovers ity He mightn't realize it if he was Right Place to Calm Down treated civil and decent I think” she said "we ought beEditor— What’s the trouble out "When you come to think of it it’s a fore it is forever too late to try to and off- thoroughly understand each other We there? blessing that there Is scum Office Boy — A woman out in the hall scourings for us to look down on and ought to confess any shortcomings we kick around and bawl out once in a have so that if either of us finds that has hysterics EditoF— Have her escorted into the while” mused the Janitor “We’d cer- marriage might be Irksome or unsatcomposing room at once tainly be In a bad way If there wasn’t isfactory we may end our engagement I gueBs we’d lose all our self respect and escape what might otherwise be JUDGE CURED HEART TROUBLE I know you’ve done me heaps of good lifelong misery" It’a been "I’m glad you suggested that” be that way Nela my friend I took about 6 boxes of Dodds Kida great comfort to me after the agent answered “I have often thought of it from ney Pills for Heart Trouble I which I had suffered for 5 years had dizzy spells my eyes puffed was my breath short and I bad chills and backache I took the pills about a year ago and have had no return of the By me” "No must heave a chunk of coal at a tenant be cause be had bad his finger nails manicured I don’t have my finger nails manicured but I can control my feel- Am palpitations now 63 years old able to do lots of Judge Miller manual labor am well and hearty and weigh about I feel very grateful that 200 pounds I found Dodds Kidney Pills and you may publish this letter if you wish I am Berving my third term as Probate Yours truly Judge of Gray Co Cimarron Kan PHILIP MILLER Correspond with Judge Miller about this wonderful remedy Dodds Kidney Pills 50c per box at your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co ME A PAIN IS TO 8EE A GUY N Y Write for Household CIGARETTE’! Jpjffalo also music of National Anthem Hints but my position has been somewhat (English and German words) and redelicate I could not very well be the cipes for dainty dishes All 3 sent free Adv one to propose it” “Oh” she angrily exclaimed "then Family Reason you have been anxious to have It all "Why do you drink so hard all the ended?” time?” “Why do you say that dear? I “My wife won’t speak to me when haven’t hinted that I wished to have it I’m drinking” — Town Topics all What So Precious As a Healthy Baby? Every Youngster Can Have Good Digestion if Given Baby Laxative a Fine In spite of the greatest personal care and the most Intelligent attention to diet babies and children and it Is a fact that come constipated constipation and indigestion have wrecked many a young life To start with a good digestive apparatus is to start life without handicap But as we cannot all have perfect working bowels we must do the next best thing and acquire them or train This can bo them to become healthy done by tbe use of a laxative-toni' by a great very highly recommended HOWARD ROUSE called many mothers The remedy Dr Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin and has last April but he was sick with bowel been on the market for two generatrouble from birth and suffered Intions It can be bought conveniently tensely Since Mrs Rouse has been at any drug store for fifty cents or one giving him Dr Caldwell's Syrup Pepdollar a bottle and those who are al- sin all trouble haB disappeared and the ready convinced of Its meritB buy tbe boy Is becoming robust Thousands dollar size keep Dr Caldwell’s Ita mildness makes It the Ideal medSyrup Pepsin constantly in the house icine for children and It Is also very for every member of the family can pleasant to the taste It Is sure In Its use it from infancy to old age The effect and genuinely harmless Very users of Syrup Pepsin have learned little of It Is required and Its frequent to avoid cathartics salts mineral wause does not cause it to lose its ef- ters pills and other harsh remedies fect as Is the case with so many other for they do but temporary good and are a shock to any delicate system remedies can testify to Its merits Families wishing to try a free samThousands In constipation indigestion biliou- ple bottle can obtain It postpaid by sness headaches sick etc among addressing Dr W B Caldwell 203 A posthem reliable people like Mrs James Washington St Montlcello R Rouse of Marinette WIs Her lit- tal card with your name and address tle son Howard was fifteen months old on it will da Rheumatism Sprains Backache Neuralgia 1 “Yes daughter that's good stuff The pain in my back is all gone — I never saw anything work Thousands of as quickly as Sloan’s Liniment” Here’s grateful people voice the same opinion the proof Rtlimi Pda in Back "I was troubled with a very bad pain In my back for soma time I went to a doctor but be did not do me any good o Eurchosed a bottle of Sloan's and now I am a well woman I always keep a tle of Sloan 'a Liniment in the Matilda Cotton house” “Af ItA ilynU Atm0 Brooklyn N Sciatic Rheumatism "We have used Sloan's Liniment for over six year and found it the beat we ever used When my wife had aciatia rheumatism the only thing that did her anv good was Sloan' Liniment We cannot praise it highly enough” —Ur iVigo Pm 4mtna inn Sprained Ankla Relieved ‘I wa for a long time with a severely sprained ankle got a bottle of Sloan’ Liniment and now am able to be about and can walk a great deal I write tins cause think you deserve a lot of credit for putting mien a fine Liniment on the market and shall alwaya take time to recommend Pr Sloan' Liniment"— 4h Chat Bauta Balaam MU S' MM ended” "If you didn’t you wouldn’t have MADE ROUGH HANDS thought of wanting an understanding RED now You would have been glad to SOFT AND WHITE get me and find out about my shortbook on Horses eettls hoga At all Daalan— 25c 50c aad $100 Sloan Instruct comings afterward” For red rough chapped and bleed and poultry aent free “Am I to assume then that you Ing hands dry fissured itching burn Dr Earl S Sloan Inc Addre Boston Mas have been anxious to break our enand painful palms ing 2SS Cutl gagement — seeing that you have asked with shapeless nails a me to tell you about my faults at this cura treatment works wonders D1 time?" rections: Soak the hands on retlr "Of course not Why should you asIng In hot water and Cutlcura Soap sume such a thing?” Dry anoint with Cutlcura Ointment “For the same reason that you as- and wear soft bandages or old loose sumed it” These pure gloves during the night "That’s just like a man I’ve never sweet and gentle emollients preserve seen one yet who could be reasonthe hands prevent redness roughness able” and chapping and Impart in a single Let’s change night that velvety softness and white“Very well little girl Shells Smokeless the subject" ness so much desired by women For “But I dch’t want to change the those whose occupations tend to ina high grade shell at a reasonable price For I want you to know all that jure the hands Cuticura Soap and CuBubject the Winchester Loaded “Repeater” has the is worst about me so that if you don’t tlcura Ointment are wonderful call among sportsmen who have tried all want me you needn’t take me” Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold makes Although moderate priced the “All right Tell me what is worst throughout the world Sample of each Repeater” is loaded with the best quality about you" free with Skin Book Address postpowder and shot The list of loads furnished “I — I don’t think there is anything card “Cuticura Dept L Boston” — Adv in this shell cover most shooters’ requirements worst about me Now tell me what and all of them give a full measure of shooting ' your faults are” Filial Respest Look for the W on the box satisfaction “Well I think I too am perfect" They are The Farmer — I hear there's a fine “Harold! Do you really mean that?” fat pig for sale there Can I see it? HIGH PRICE Q UAIITY MODERATE Someone The Boy — "Certainly” “I’m so glad we have had this un- wants to see yer — Sketch no is now and that there derstanding DISTFMPER danger of our making any mistake” One $1 bottle of CA IARHH4 FEVEB is positively AND ALL NOSE guaranteed to cure eczema itch ringAND THROAT 0ISEASE9 worm tetter Few dropB cure colic Parent Prodigal Cure the aick and acta a a preventive for other Liquid given on th Col Roosevelt one evening in Marcramps dysentery One drop cures Safe for brood mare and all othera Best kidney remedy 50c and tongue toothache One spoonful guaranteed to quette told a group of newspaper cora bottle $S and a doien Sold by all druggist and horse good cure horse colic Dicolq heals burns house or aent express paid by the manufacturer respondents a number of stories “If more of us were materially but cuts sores and removes inflammation SPOHN MEDICAL CO Chemists GOSHEN INDIANA Powerful not mentally like the Arkansas back- and swellings penetrating It’s a shame to spill milk but not a It would be well for the painless Won’t blister or remove hair woodsmen FREE TO ALL SUFFERERS Retailed by dealers or sent by mail by crying shame nation” said the colonel or If you feel SUFFER from "Once while traversing Arkansas I New York Drug Concern New York Adv CHRONIC write for my FRfcfi book the most instructive dismounted at a log cabin and asked these IT Pain in Backend Rheumatism riNFASFS and t if I could have dinner Preposterous Yes they by THE NEW FRENCH REMEDY PMNo2 N3 Old Party — Do you stop at the said I could and while I waited on are the daily torment of thousands To the bench before the door I noticed a voy my good man? fectually cure these troubles you must ailment cent t‘s the re me — — ’Bus me Conductor What lady move the cause Foley Kidney followup circulars Dr LkCLEkQ Pills begin baolutely FREE baby playing with a loaded revolver Ko UAMPbl on 30 bob a week! — London Opinion to work for you from the first dose and “'Goodness me!’ I said ‘you ert so direct and beneficial an action m the shouldn’t let that young Infant play PARKER'S and bladder that the pain and kidneys to Mothers Important with a loaded revolver What a terHAIR BALSAM Examine carefully every bottle of ment of kidney trouble soon disappears iy i toilet preparation of merit rible risk!' 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