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"I don’t know" said the man "YouTl have to see Mr Mills" "An’ phwere Is he?” “Up on the second floor” was the answer “Shall I walk up and talk to him?” "No need of that Just whistle in that tube and he’ll speak to you’— pointing to the speaking tube Tbe man walked orer to the tube and blew a mighty blast in Hearing the whistle Mr Mills came to the tube and Inquired: t "What's wanted down there?" ' " ’Tls Oi Are ye Paddy O’Flynn ' th’ boss?” "I am" said Mr Mills "Well thin” yelled Flynn "sthlck yer head out av th’ second 'sthory windy while 01 shteps out on th’ sidewalk Oi want to talk t’ ye! ’’—National Monthly it ACCESSORIES AND — REPORTER Young Journalist Was Sure of Quartj rel With King When Prime Min-Ister Said "King’s Cross” to whom did he say it? To the chauffeur?" asked the editor "Yes suppose was an old fam — a sort of confidential retainer ily servant Anyway he said It plain enough” The editor looked puzzled “Yes but what did the prime min Ister say? Did he say it In bo many words that the king was angry?" “No not exactly” the American ad"He said ‘King’s Cross’ and mitted drove away” — London got in and A LITTLE FAVOR n FOR ' '’ ' EXILES Pres JAMIES’ FARRELL-si LAMMERSDORF V HT7ISH Cashier Ohaa Lammersdorf Jamea Farrell W H Brown Jorgensen P C Soorup II S- Oates A V Huiah CHAS DIRECTORS— How Biuefields Seems as of Forced Residence Youths Sent to Nicaragua City' to Brace Up— Noth Eat Ing to Do but Work Many Wayward and Chris a Place First State Bank o£ Salina Steep Biuefields who touches Nicaragua— The tourist at Biuefields that nonchalant little town on the bay of the same name on tbe gulf coast of Nicaragua or the stranger going there on busines or to visit It apt to meet on the first and never later than the second day a young man or young men —the latter if he is at all Inclined to be sociable— a pale worried ' countenance of the sort that may at once be at nostalgia diagnosed The unhappy wearer of such a countenance Is in nine cases out of ten serving a term of social or business exile or both but usually the former and he Is horribly homesick Only those who have been homesick can know just how homesick he really is He speedily makes the acquaintance of the stranger and then asks what city he Is from The homesick one Is invariably from If the stranger halls New Orleans from the gay Crescent City the homesick one will if he has money wine him and dine him and talk him speechless If the stranger Is not from New Orleans but has recently been there that will do Such matters are rare in the life of the exiled one for few people in his set go from New Orleans In fact only those go to Biuefields whose business compels and only the tourist with a purpose stops there If a friend or acquaintance of the homesick one lands in Biuefields — well that Is a great treat But when the friend or acquaintance returns to the whari to take the little fruit steamer out-that Is rather sad The homesick exile has not as a rule committed any great wrong He may have merely gone suddenly more than he was too much of the earning spending Infatuated with money “governor’s” the wrong girl too fond of cards — any one of which lapses might sooner or later In the opinion of parents or seriously harm his career So he has been lectured till his ears burn and then sentenced to Biuefields to brace up A Cincinnati mother whose son had fallen in with a fast crowd and lost his job defined the situation when Bhe got him a clerkship with a fruit concern She said the improvident one would have to save hla money as there was nothing o spend It on or for— he could not take danger ouBly to drink as there was nothing He Meant Well It was In history class Teacher was saying "The declaration of independence was signed in — ” “You lie” burst out the new little boy For a moment teacher gasped" But a look at the boy’s face reassured her He couldn’t be telling her she Harry —Grant me just one little falied his face was guileless there was vor before we part forever? to be seen on It only enthusiasm for Helen— What Is It? the) point under consideration ! Harry— Marry me and part afterward "Yuly fourt" reasserted the towheaded one And then the teacher remembered: Quicker Than the Bellboy he was a little Swede boy but recentA Newark lawyer on a visit to Atly come over lantic City rang for a bellboy to take a telegram but' It was not until the fourth ring that the boy appeared Fiction Favorite "You’ve been a long time coming" Mr Toastmas"I Beg Yofir Pardon ter I Intended to Speak Only Two said the lawyer "Yes sir” said the boy “You see Minutes When I Got Up” “No sir I Haven't Done a Thing sir It’s our dinner hour The Newarker smiled grimly It Stopped Going of Its to the Watch "I know why you bellboys are called ' Own Accord" 'buttons'” he said "You're always "Mamma My Head Itches Someth’n’ Awful an’ I Haln’t Been Outside o’ off" the Yard fur More’n a Week!” I Don’t Make a Cent on "Gentlemen Her Bowwow It Myself the Profits All Go t5 the She held him In her arms and pasRetailer” sionately crushed him against her breast She gazed Into his deep brown eyes and kissed him again and again HIS SPRING VISIT She stroked his soft curly hair and patted his cheeks “Speak to me darl'ng" she murmured Architecture In 8leepy Biuefields “Speak to me" he barked fit to drink and he could not get as he leaped from her lap to chase a there Into fast company as the town was stray cat too dead to have any such persons Her opinion was that about one year oi A Fire Fighter with the nequiet tropical existence Mrs Bacon — Is your husband a firecessity of looking daily after the duman? Job and spending ties of a humdrum Mrs Egbert —'Oh no devoid of enervating diverevenings Mrs Bacon — But I heard you say sions would sufllclently brace him to he was a firefighter make him behave when he got ba2k to Mrs Egbert — Oh well he Is He dear old Orleans fights hard every morning had not broken Into the Biuefields against getting up and starting the fire average Atlas list of as late as the 1900 census And So Many Times Too Issue but in the past two or three Mr Yeast — I see the most remarkyears it has been looking uft It is able echo known is that In the Castle In the next few years it that probable of Slmonette two miles from Milan will have so many of the frivolous adIt repeats the echo sixty times that it will no juncts of civilization Bunko — Do you really want to buy Mrs Yeast — Oh I’d love to go there longer be an effective place to exile " a gold brick? Mr Yeast— Of course would you young western bloods with too evident Farmer— If I kin git one reasonable dear Aiy woman would who likes yellow streaks were disap- to hear herself talk The summer boarders pointed because I didn't have one I Beats Man Under Her Bed don’t want to make this mistake anPa — Awakened Sharon by a noise Wifie’s Suggestion other year “John dear It’s too bad that we under her bed Mrs George McDowell discovered an Intruder In the room and to have save and econpinch Not That Kind club and began Is — Is She obtained a heavy "How could the ancient gladiators omize on everything we buy the man on the soles of his have been such good fighters If they there such a thing as a money trust?” beating The boots with all her strength I "Yes there think Jove Is” men?” such ere drinking man howling with pain dashed out oi (Pause) “They were not drinking men" The intruder “John dear why don’t you join It?" the room and escaped “Why weren't they always taking on been taken had by robbery intent Roman punches?" surprise when yMrs McDowell reDinner Thought turned from town and crawled under “Pop!” v Nice Question the bed to hide son” “Yes my “I don’t see how doctors can hon“Does eating satisfy the appetite?” estly take people’s money’’ Heartless Man Broke the "Bank” “Why certainly my boy” "I’d like to know tvhy not?” Boston— A Boston dog — some hoi “Well the more a man eats the as far as the doctors are "Because or cahine derelict— Is said to have” polio! mongrel he more appetite their all concerned they get from went In for frenzied finance on the gotten gains” patients are street of that city and started a (PriOf Course He Could bank vate swallowing by savings Her Father— Do you think' you can Mob Mercenary Within an hour some one had $1 75 "What did the crowd do when you support her? the dog and a short time kidnaped I’ve sir “Yes already never tried dolIt" had told them you paid a dissected carcass was found said the blushing boob as he smoothed after his lar for a vote?” on the dump but most of them the wrinkles out of his trousers— Pel"A few cheered ican (California) seemed to lose interest” Girls Take Icy Plunge the freezing New York — Despite What He Gave Up Crafty Scheme weather Miss Grace Mott and Mlsa “Have a cigar?” "1 guess that batch of bills will be Cordes Alda Brooklyn girls took "No gave up smoking to jjlease opeued" opined the tailor Ibelr usual morning plunge at Brightmy wife” "How now?" “1 kept on smoking Rnd gave Jf t" on beach after a preliminary half I’m pasting a crimson heart ou evhour’s exercise tor 6 new gown ” ery envelope" Drafts drawn on all the principal cities of the United States and Europe Banking in all its various forms Accounts Respectfully Solicited Four Per Cent Interest Paid on Time Deposits LUMBER Sin LUMBER Nephi Piasters Portland Cement and a fine line pf Builders Hardware Doors Windows Phone Moulding 16 Black JOHN ARNESON LUMBER CO c Why not say Hello to them? 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