| Show AEROPLANE FARMER’S WIFE IMPALED ON ROOF OF LONDON HOUSE ALMOST A WRECK Restored to Health by Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound — Her ' Own Story ) Md — "I am a farmer’s most of my own work when I am able I had Westwood do wife and nervous spells male weakness terrible fe- and bearing down pains every month I also suffered much with my right side The pain started in my back and extended around my right side and the doctor told me it was organic inflamsick every three weeks in bed from two to four mation J was and had to stay days is with “It great pleasure I tell you what Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound has done for me I have followed your directions as near as possible and feel much better than 1 have felt for years When I wrote you beYou can fore I was almost a wreck publish this letter if you like It may help to strengthen the faith of some poor suffering woman’’— Mrs John P Richards Westwood Maryland Women who suffer from those distressing ills peculiar to their sex should pot doubt the ability of Lydia E Vegetable Compound to restore their health If you have the slightest doubt that Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound will help you write to Lydia EPinkhamMedicineCo (confidential) Lynn Mass for advice Your letter will be opened read and answered by a woman and held in strict confidence LET GOOD CHANCE GO An unusual photograph of a wrecked aeroplane The Italian aviator Manle whose machine the Royal Aero club of London In connection bouse before WILL FOIL ROBBERS to Impress Stamp Envelope Invented Machine on BY Bluffers Had Perfect Right to Be Mad the Extremely UnConsidering I fortunate Circumstances Robberies of Heavy Losses Through It Postoffices Will Be Avoided Is Claimed by Use of This Device Bluffers bounced Into the club Jammed his hat down on a table with a Kansas City — A machine to stamp fierce resounding bang and flung him- postage which will render unnecesself into an easy chair sary probably 75 per cent of the post‘What’s wrong today Bluffers? You age stamps now in use and practically ' look bad” put an end to the loss of stamps by "I’ll never forgive myself I kicked postofilce robberies and by petty a man out of my house last night!" thefts In large business concerns Is I’ve kicked out many a the Invention of W D Nelson assist"Humph! one ant fire warden of Kansas City Young fellow I suppose?” - “No past middle age” "In this city alone It la estimated “Well these old codgers have no that business firms are out fldOOO a business to be coming round courting year through the loes of stamps that I would have kicked him are young girls or dishonestly appropriated out myself” stolen” said Mr Nelson "My machine "Yes but I have found out since will stop this absolutely saving the that this man wasn’t courting my business men of the country hundreds of thousands of dollars annually" daughter He waa after my For ten years Mr Nelson was employed in the postofilce here and be Stow Chap has a practical knowledge of the stamp “Yes” laughed the girl with the business The necessays tbe Star pink parasol “he is the slowest young sity of the machine he has Invented man I ever saw” occurred to him while he was engaged "In what way dear?” asked his In this work and six years ago he chum perfected his idea He submitted his “Why he asked for a kiss and I told plan to the government officials In him I wore one of those knotted veils Washington but received little enthat takes so long to loosen” as they told him that his couragement "And what did he do?” idea was not feasible because its pracwould require a too "Why the goose took time to untie tical adoption the knot” — Mack’s Monthly radical revision of the postofflce regulations he learned that the govRecently Certainly Miss Gusher — Tell me Mr Boerd ernment is considering the adoption do you believe In big weddings or lit- of a machine almost exactly like hie Now he purposes to assert his rights tle ones? Mr B— Well— er —er— as for that and as he was the original Inventor :my dear lady I should say that the and hla suggestion to the postofflce deformer were quite essential to the lat- partment six years ago Is a matter of record he expects to win his ter — Dartmouth Jack o’ Lanterns 250 Duhl — Do you know what Phatasom specialized in at college? Keene — Judging from his appearance It was gaastronomy — Judge Weight Every stock of married man should keep a excuses on hand ' Handy Breakfast Ready to Serve Direct From Package Post Toasties and cream A dainty dish of toasted brimful of Indian Corn sweet flavour and substantial nourishment Post Toasties in the pantry mean many delicious breakfasts to Direct sealed Sold where by your table in packages Grocers every- “The Memory Lingers" Porfum Betti Cereal Co Lid Geek Midi on its perch in the center of a gabled roof of met with this remarkable fate was summoned with the offense be committed of flying over a Mr Nelson’s machine will stamp let tors with great facility the postage being represented by an Impression Instead of tbe ordinary postage stamp Each machine will tepresent a specified amount of postage Should a firm want 100 worth of postage the which Is to retain tbe government of all the pachlnes would ownership machine In a $100 the possession place of the firm After that amount of postage has been used the machine will lock automatically and no more will be forthcoming “Impressions” from Each machine will have a of a certain individuality consisting number and when desired the name of the firm using it This number and name will be stamped on each letter with the postage Thus every letter will carry an Identification quite discouraging to the postage pilferers “The government sustains an enormous loss every year from postofflce In email towns” said Mr robberies Nelson “My machine will prevent at of least Of this loss In small Individual course sales the postage stamp would still be in vogue but for all large sales the machine would be Invaluable It would he used so extensively that even In the mall towns only small stocks of postage stamps would be necessary and the Incentive for robbery would be it OLD FLEET s London to town appear PATCHED UP lock automatically my machine at the right time” said Mr Nelson Vancouver B C — With- a bumpei “I studied on the problem weeks and of barley estimated at 550000 months and was about to give up In crop tons California grain men stand to I from awoke when one night despair lose Immense sums owing to the lack a deep sleep and the solution of the of tonnage for handling the crops The problem came to my mind like a flash utmost carrying capacity of all the Before I went to sleep again my Idea vessels In sight Is between 50000 to waa perfected” 60000 tons The ships of England and other nations which formerly had amKICK MAY NET FLYER $20000 ple space for the grain have all their tonage taken months ahead and most on Booted Peter of them are engaged elsewhere Walling at Object such high rates that they are not Staten leland le Believed to Be Pacific coast shipments Ambrlgrla The situation In California Is a York — An New early morning sample of what pertains to the whole grouch a walk on the beach and a coast scarcity of tonnage will be felt kick at what he took for a mass of more acutely toward the end of the debris la likely to net Aviator Peter year It Is claimed Old sailing ships which had been Walling of Oakwood Heights S I $20000 towed to the Oakland estuary as obWalling Is 'working on a new sta- solete in view of the growth of shipand for a bilizer particuaeroplanes ments by steamers a few years ago larly knotty problem in mechanics was are being overhauled and patched up his mind when he to handle the grain In the absence of occupying subover a mass of whitish steamer tonnage The estuary for stance on the deserted beach near the the last six years has become a landaviation field mark because of the presence of the He kicked It out of the road and Immense fleet of sailing ships which thought no more of the matter until had been moored there to rot an old salt coming down the aviation Among the boats are the Ferris S field stopped him Lurllne Reuce Thompson Halcyon “Son you’ve got something on your Charmer California Sonoma Beulah hoof that looks mighty like amberLittle Bonne Diamond Head Balboa gris to me” said the Ancient mariner and a host of others consisting of “Let’s it schooners go back and see where barks brigantines and came from” ships “She sure Is ambergris” said the Most of the vessels have been stripsailor when they reached the object ped of their boats and gear but many of Walling’s kick and later In the day of them have been kept up In a a local chemist confirmed the statemanner It was believed ment that the days of the windjammer Walling then took his precious bur- were past and the whole fleet could den to the Museum of Natural History have been bought for a song and is to learn definitely whether hi Now even the worst of the old hulks chance kick waa really worth $20000 Is being hauled out and patched up to make a voyage or two and some of Black Eye Delays Court them will be unable to paBS tbe In— Neuberg N Y The supreme court spectors The freight situation has here has been adjourned for a week brought the windjammers to the fore because Judge Arthur S Tompkins la once more and they are as much in suffering from a black eye caused demand as they were before steamwhen his son accidentally hit him ships became general— Vancouver with a golf stick Sun ing FLATIRONS London — A baby who is probabbly the champion weight lifter of the world lives at Knight’s Park Leslie Heather Is the Samson and his two favorite playthings are hla mother's but the and a wooden horse horse is a bad second Proudly Leslie displays his prowess In His father who lining weights Is a constable in the Kingston force took him into the garden with his beloved flatirons recently Leslie’s eyes glistened with pride when “daddy” ordered him to pick the Iron up Slowly he bent and stretching out his chubby right hand flatiron grasped a But he had mightier strength still Without dropping the flatiron he another up picked weight six pounds In weight and then held the two weights aloft "He Just loves to try his strength with my flatirons” said Mrs 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