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according to the New York courts Mro Anna Elliott was tlppe over in a taxicab lost a shoe damaged a stocking and was parted from three toenails for th term of her life on this earth So she sued for $2500 damages The Jury expressed sym pathy for the loss of the shoe and stocking but ruled them out of th count and cut down the bill by 90 Take P“‘ ryr per cent As a result a list of What’s What” has been compiled from court decisions It runs: Toes ans’ $4480 man’s three for woman's arms disfigured NATURALLY ELK LIKE Branded Last wom- Problem In Physics A native ef T on the coast of whea the contract for the build of the first three steamers fitted fng with electric lights at the local shipformed one of yard was completed the social party gathered to entertain the electricians says Ideas In a burst of candor and comradeship he was heard to say to one of the fire- men: Peter efter workin’ wl’ you on they boats I believe I could put in the electric llcht maser but there’s only one thing that hates me” what is that?" “Aye aye Sandy inquired his interested friend willing to help him If it lay in Lis power “Weel mon” replied Sandy "tl’s Juist this: I dinna ken heo yet get the He tae rin alang the wires” “Mon ' A Weakling ”1 am sorry to Bay” remarked the young wife “that my husband seems to laok Initiative and decision” "What has caused you to think so?" her friend asked It every “I have to suggest when lie asks for a raise in salary then he hesitates for a long about doing it” time and time Unusual “A xtremes" “How His light” caadlemaker sr combines is both business cereous Substantial Breakfast Pleasure io every package of Post Toasties Crisp sweet bits of toasted Indian Corn to be served with cream or milk Always Ready to Eat Direct From Package — Always Delicious Sold where by Grocers every- “The Memory Lingers ” Poitum Betti Cereal po Lid Geek Mich e- and PIGEONS and Shipped 300 Mllea Early Spring They Go Back to National Park Mont — Sportsmen and Bozeman game wardens of Montana are convinced that the elk from the herds In the Yellowstone National park possess a homing instinct equal to that of the carrier pigeon Early last spring Game Warden Ferguson and his rangers trapped two carloads of elk In the mountains near Gardiner and shipped them to Ham- She— I understand that Maud’s mar riage was a great shock to all her friends He — Tea I heard she married an ' eelctrlcal engineer He’s Not a Chicken Fancier Speahiag of chickens a funny man writing hi Puck says: ‘‘They are the most dadbuBted creatures that walk the famAlmost everybody ily aero tries to raise chickens at one time or another Looks easy— that’s the deceiving part of U "And it Is easy after you learn one Little chickens don’t jknow thing anything medium sized chiokens don't knew anything If there is any change of an intellectual nataure as the s:a increases the big ones know less if possible than the little ones “If there is a wire partition in your pea with an open door at one end the chichens will try to plunge through th& wire instead of going around and walking through the door” HOMING Mont ilton This is the latest photograph of Josephus Daniels editor of the Raleigh who ft is rumored will be a member o' C) News and Observer Wilson’s cabinet He was one of the most ardent supand is the Democratic national committeeman porters of the president-elec- t from North Carolina N LAND OF LOST MEN trunks or trunks loaded with bricks and the like If you will look you will see that some of these trunks are not even locked They are full of clothes — more or leBS Sometimes one good In Country of Swift Changes Customs finds the relatives of a person who has disappeared by letters and someAro Opposed to Asking 8trangera times and by cards other things left Personal Questions — No Trac In the trunks Is Left Behind “This trunk here” she said out a rather new trunk “belongs — El Paso Tex Is there a “port of to a young man who left here only missing men?” That is a question to about three weeks ago The Lord be answered as your fancy dictates only knows where he Is I’ve But that there is a a line from anybody about himnot had says a writer I’m country from which men are con- holding the trunk but of course stantly “missing" allows of no con- some one is in the room he had I tradiction A section of this great used to bother about such but things United States of America there is It happens so often that I have about which literally swallows up human be- got used to it" ings and leaves no Inkling of their Some time later a group of men or a Such their whereabouts fates were chatting together on this topic section and such places are found It seemed to be a common enough octhroughout the great southwest from currence all throughout the southwest western Texas to the Pacific coast Many reasons were given for the mysNot one man or one woman but terious disappearances but none scores of men and women come are seemed quite good enough to answer seen and vanish In this section of the satisfactorily the big query “What bestates each year To disappear from comes of the scores of human beings off the face of the earth aB completely who disappear each year in the great as If one had never existed is not a southwest?” feat easy of accomplishment even In the great centers of population in the ANGRY BOY STARTS FIRE eastern states And in this country of missing men It happens so frequently Straw Under Mules and that only a case of extraordinary In- Lad Ignites Barn Is Burned— Animals terest commands the attention of the Are Cremated A grunt or a shrug of the natives shoulders dismisses the matter as Jamestown N D— G W Wilson’s soon as it Is mentioned One must be rich or one must be Influential if one “hired man" would not let the son of his employer who Uvea would have the arm of the law N D lead the stretched forth in succor The pen- west of Montpelier mules to so the lad piled straw alty of obscurity here as elsewhere under thewater animals and set fire to the Is Indifference "Who cares?”— who straw The flames not only cremated ' indeed? But Indifference alone is not re- the mules but the barn The mules belonged to the “hired man” who bad sponsible tor the lack of Interest In left for Iowa a so small matter as the mere disappearance of a man No there Is that in the attitude of the average native of the southwest which makes him hesitate to show any interest or concern In the affairs of another man Hunter Sends to New York SpeciIn the east such questions as "Where mens Ho Captured In are you from?” or "Are you In busiAfrica ness here?” are common enough And Scores Mysteriously Disappear From Far Southwest miles 300 away New York — Two specimens of the giant forest pig captured by Alfred J Klein near the Channa river in Africa have been presented to the Museum of Natural History They have been mounted by F Blaschke The forest pig Is exceeded in size only by some long extinct species whose fossil remains are found In the western states It Is comparatively unknown partly on account of Its habits which are nocturnal It thrive In the grass of the African jungle High up on the slope of Mount Kenla at an elevation of about 6000 feet Carl E Akeley the elephant buntei found traces of these pigs their tracks following the elephant trails for long distances The head of the forest pig is long with ugly upturned tusks Us legs are slender a heavy supporting It Is agile and powerstocky body ful as It goes cavorting through the brush of the jungle For about 15 years It was suspected that the forests of central Africa harbored some giant specimen of the ply In 1904 one of these curifamily ous animals was captured by a naturalist and thus It became known to science As a gift from D G Stapleton the museum has received a number of I I I CONVICT FOUR Glad to smoke this pure old "Virginia and North Carolina bright leaf— with its natural tobacco taste Aged and stemmed and then Tucks quickly in the pipe— rolls granulated easily into a cigarette With each sack a book of cigarette papers FREE 1 They were branded and turned loose in the Hell Gate reserve one of the largest national forests In the west During the last few months ranchmen in the vicinity of Hamilton have noticed a dwindling of the number of E'k In the Hell Gate forests It has since developed according to the state game wardens that the animals to their old have been returning stamping ground in the Yellowstone park And smokers are glad to get the free present coupons enclosed in each 5c sack These coupons are good for a great variety of pleasing articles — cameras talking machines balls skates safety razors china furniture toilet articles etc Many things that will delight old or young offer As a special during January and February only xve will send our new illustrated catalog of these presents Policemen Beat a Peasant Oeath and Are Sent to 1 FREE Just send us your name and address In every on a postal sack of Liggett 4 Myers Duke’s Mixture is one and a half ounces of splendid tobacco and a free present coupon Coupons from Dukt't 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BURNS German WOODWORK IN St Louis Mo ift LOGICAL Mayor to The Fuel New York — Buffeted at sea by what her captain declared was the worst the Gerweather be had encountered bound from man steamer Pennoll Is coaling Rotterdam to Philadelphia here She had only a few pounds of coal In her' bunkers when she anchorof ed off quarantine The succession held her gales whlicb she encountered back aDd depleted her coal supply to such an extent that she was forced practically to strip herself of woodwork to keep the fires going i- of Liquor Geography Gaynor discussing city gov- ernment In his wonted HkirolnaUng and brilliant way said in New York: “We must not have one reform law for the rich and another for the poor It is as bad for the millionaire to gamble in bis club aa for the laborer to gamble in a stuss joint It is as bad to become intoxicated on ebampagno as on mixed ale “Too reformers many think that when a man is drunk ©n Fifth avenue he is ill and whea a on Third avenue he man Is GALES Steamer Pennoll la Forced Extremities To Provide GIANT PIGS GIVEN MUSEUM such questions are asked with no purpose or intent of prying Into another’s It Is a part of the social cusaffairs toms of the “polite” east to show some Interest In another’s But such personal intimate questions never fall from the lips of the man bom or reared In the great southwest Only a few days ago the proprietress of one of the largest and finest boarding houses In El Paso furnished mute' but convincing evidence of the fact that men disappear all too often in these parts Taking the correspondent up to a spacious garret she pointed to a pile of trunks and other effects and said: ‘You see all these trunks here? Well they belong to men and women who have come to my place 'taken rooms and suddenly departed Do I never hear from them? Not In a single instance have I received one line from one of them or from any one knowing them All I know about them aB a rule is their last names don’t ask them anything about themI know what you are thinkselves ing” she added “You are thinking these are the effects of ‘board jumpI make But you are ''wrong ers’ them all pay from the day they get Iheir rooma— a week in advance I'm too used to keeping a boarding bouse o be taken In’ by men with empty Doubly Glad is the Man Who Smokes Worth recent $2000 (pair) man’s $500 $1000 squeezed legs (pair) $38000 scalp woman’s loBt ankles woman's to $4200 $3000 $20000 each man's $18000 fingers for four bands man's right $9666 shoulders woman’s right injured $1000 eyes man’o right $1284 operas $730 apiece (manuscripts not fiances $28828 (male) matinees) each sermons 98 cents or 312 for $300 Fire in Bank of England first fire within memory curred at the Bank of Eugland LonThe fire broke don a few days ago out in the southeastern portion of The flooring and Jointthe building Th ing were considerably damaged “The manager always keeps back outbreak was discovered by the Bask of England authorities and subdued a portion of the villain's salary” “Why does he do that— afraid he’d by tbeir 6wn appliances In 30 minutes A lieutenant and a dozen mew skip?” "No but he always acts his part of the Irish Guards on duty at th with fixed bayonets assisted bank better when he’s mad” the police in keeping the crowd back from the building Keeping Her Word Josephine — Do you know to whom Which? Stella is engaged? is “Have you bad much experience Margaret — Yes but I promised I would not tell However don’t hooking up?” "Horses or waists?” thing there’ll be any barm In my writing his name on a piece of paper for Mrs Winslow Soothing Syrup for CMMtms you— Satire valuable prehistoric objects in gold and platinum from the province of Don't become so busy giving advice Ecuador and Colombia The collection Is on exhibition tn the that you have no time to mind your South American gallery The objects own business In most of are as It Interest platinum Advice is like a bitter pill — easy to was not known that this metal was worked except In this locality by a give but uneasy to take prehistoric race of people teething softens the gums reduces Inflammation allayspalncures wind colic 25c a bottledfe Women big rent who marry a woman her mind When broaden for a home pay gets fat it doesn't FOR WOKEN ONLY UNDERWORLD Archbishop Today AS DoYoa Feel EXAMPLE Says Young People Are Traveling the Wrong Road ol New Orleans— The underworld ha become the exemplar of too many young people who should have for their patron Mary Immaculate do clared Bleak tn a ser Archbishop mon at the Jesuits’ church recently in which he scored modern dancing and social customs This spirit he said had resulted In such dances as the “grizzly bear” the trot” the “Gaby glide” and “turkey the “bunny hug" “Has it come to this" asked ths soarchbishop “that our beautiful ciety— our boasted civilization nay even our Christianity should be banished to make room for the vile corruption freighted with the miasma ol the underworld? 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