Show Doctors Said B W Bar ne Sheriff Warren are many We have them as with all great names humorous pathetic Supernatural tragic epic likewise ascribing an influhis career to signs and omens HE Lincoln legends and various County nnessee T In a from letter i nnville T a nnessee ence in Noah Brooks his Biographer says was also one of his Intimates says of Lincoln that by nature he was very write: “I had throat tro ub a and had t OF THE REPUBLIC - Lincoln in Legend Suffered with Throat Trouble Mr In The Health Gone D ex of r ee h treating All failed to do me any a o d and me g p r onounced ' health my Mr B W D Samoa gone I 1 u ded to try Peruna and after using four bottle can aay I was entirely cured” Unable to Work Hochheim Mr Gustav Himmelreich Texas writes: “For a number of years I suffered whenever I tuck cold with severe attacks of asthma which usually yielded to the common home remedies “Last year however I suffered for eight so that I months without interruption could not do any work at all The vamedicines that were prescribed rious brought me no relief “After taking six bottles of Peruna two of Lacupia and two of Manalin I am free of my trouble so that I can do ell my farm work again I can heartto any ily recommend this medicine one who suffers with this annoying complaint and believe’ that they will obtain good results” OF THE AGE OF CHIVALRY Fat AcVictim of Cupid Bashfully Real Reaeon for Hie knowledges Act of Heroism Lad broken The smallest boy through the ice and the fat boy was crawling to his rescue “Come back Fatty!” the othr boys shrieked ‘‘You’ll bust it all In an’ den youse’ll both be drowned!” But the fat boy flat on his stomach and spread out to hiB widest ex' tent ignored these warning cries and steadily crept toward the black bole nd Tommy’s clinging Ungers Once the Ice made a cracking sound and the watchers yelled with dismay But the fat boy did not halt Nearer and nearer he came and finally his bands caught those clinging fingers and drew the small boy little by little onto the firmer Ice and so to safety “What did youse do It fer Fatty?” one of the boys tearfully remonstrated “Aw” replied the hero “I what I lost In weight I made wideness see?” ' Then his face softened “Besides” he bashfully said sweet on Tommy’s sister!” knew in up '“I’m Right in Her Line Gillet — The people In the flat above are constantly fighting Perry — Doesn’t your wife object? Gillet — No She likes to have a fuss made over her us THE Blundered CARELESS GROCER and Great Good Came i ' of It A careless” grocer left the wrong package at a Michigan home one day and thereby brought a great blessing — to the household "Two years ago I was a sufferer frotn stomach troubles so acute that the to effort digest ordinary food gave me great paid and brought on a condition of such extreme nervousness that I I thought I could not be left alone should certainly become insane I was in flesh I so reduced that was little better than a' living skeleton The doctors failed to give me relief and I despaired of recovery "One day our groceryman left a food by mispackage of take so I tried some for dinner I was surprised to find that it satisfied my appetite and gave me no distress whatever The next meal I ate of it again and to be brief I have lived for the past year almost exclusively on Grape-- ’ Nuts It has proved to be a most healthful and appetizing food perfectly adapted to the requirements of my system BEST BATTLE-HYM- N ' superstitions and attributes this to He gives his backwoods upbringing us two or three instances In line with this assertion which we may take for they are worth The first refers to Lincoln’s second trip to New Orleans when he and Dennis Hanks his cousin took a flatboat down the rivers to that port for Denton Offtutt "There Is a tradition” says Brooks "that during this visit to Louisiana (in May 1831 when he was 22) Lincoln met an aged negress who pretended ti be a voodoo queen or fortune teller and that ahe said to him: Tou will some day be president and all the negroes will be free’ But thla is not authenticated It la not unlikely that the woman had said the same thing to a great many young men” The other story Is of darker portent and more positive particulars It is of the year 1860 the time of his first election as president “Lincoln” Bays our authority “took his election with a composure not untinged with A tremendous responsibility was now to be placedon him The south had openly and repeatedly threatened He to break up the union was oppressed with many weighty and On the day the anxious thoughts news came of hlq triumph a strange to him Years after thing happened when he had been nominated a second time to the presidency he told this to the writer: story “‘It was Just after my election In 1860 when the news had been coming In thick and fast all day and there had been a great “Hurrah boys!” so that I was well tired out and went home to rest throwing myself down on a lounge In my chamber Opposite where I lay upon a bureau with swinging glass upon It (here he ot up and placed the furniture to and illustrate the position) In I saw that glass looking reflected nearly at full myself but my face I noticed had length two separate and distinct Images the tip of the nose of one being about Inches three from the tip of the other’ I was a little bothered perhaps startled and got up and looked in the glass but the illusion vanished “ “On lying down again I saw it a second time — plainer if possible than before and then I noticed that one of the faces was a little paler say five shades than the other I got up and the thing melted away and I went off and in the excitement of the hour forgot all about it — nearly but not quite for the thing would once in a while come up and give me a little pang as bad though something uncomfortable Later in the day I told my happened wife about It and a few days after I tried the experiment again when sure enough the thing (with a laugh) same back again but I never succeeded in bringing the ghost back after that though I once tried very Industriously to show it to my wife who was worried about it She thought it a ‘sign’ that I waB to be elected to a second term of office and that the paleness of one of the faces was an omen that I should not see life through the last term’ " Lincoln studied the problem for a while the writer goes on to say and came to the conclusion that it was an optical illusion caused by a flaw in the however he Mrs Linclon mirror to take it as a warnsays continued ing He had told the story before he in an in article MagaHarper’s Bays zine for July 1865 while Mrs Lincoln was yet alive to see it This same biographer mentions also the fact that at the cabinet meeting of the fateful April 14’ 1865 the day he was killed the president spoke of s “strange dream” be had had the what it was however night before he did not say ' Monument at Philadelphia $$$' v JF is not only easily digested and assimilated but I find that since I have been using it I am able to eat anything else my appetite fanfrom cies without trouble indigestion The stomach trouble and nervousness have left me I have regained my plumpness and my views of life are- no longer and despondent gloomy' "Other members of my family especially my husband (whose old enemy has been vanquished) the have also derived great benefit from s food and we the use of think no morning meal complete without it” Name given by Postum Co‘ Battle Creek Mich “There's a reason” and it is explained in the little book "The Road to Wellville” in pkgs ' Bvw ml the above letter? A new one appears from time to time They aro aennlue true a ad full of bumaa toterest vi V ' ' 'fifv : W J f ' — ft u ’ t OF USING SOAP HEALTH' AND WOMEN Com- STUDY v ANYHOW Women are beginning to realize more fully that good health Is not to be found In the use of cosmetics and of face powders The appearance health may follow facial treatment but health Itself lies much deeper than Soap solution Is the best way of for laundry purposes This li a good and well tried solution: A the surface ' bar of ordinary laundry soap may be Most Important to the health of evcut up and dissolved In three or four ery woman la regularity of the bowels quarts of hot winter This may be used The weary and digestive organs it once while boh or may be kept In eyes bad breath frequent headaches glass Jars until needed pimples apd general air of lassitude White clothes may be boiled Bring is in most every case due to constislowly to boiling point with boiler eyes hove seen the lory of the or both There pation or indigestion half full of clothes MINS coming of the outLord the are various remedies prescribed for If clothes appear yellow use a litis trampling vintage this condition but the easiest most where the grape of wrath are tle kerosene or The paraffin yellow stored is pleasant and certainly effective He hath looted the fateful lightning? of tinge can be obviated by use of white a combination of simple laxative bis terrible ewlft aword soap herbs with pepsin known to druggists His truth Is marching on The question of starching is a comas Dr Caldwell’s This Syrup Pepsin one Perhaps the following will I have seen him In the of a plex is far preferable to assist the Inquirer: Mix Btarch with simple remedy hundred circling camps harsh salts and cathartics and violent They have bullded him a it altar in tha a small quantity of cold water to a waters that disturb the purgative evening dewe and damps creamy consistency add a little more I can read hla righteous sentence by the cold water and then the desired whole system without affording more dim end flaring lamps than temporary relief amount of absolutely His day Is marching on boiling water Dr Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin Is a stirring constantly Put the starch mild in its action I have read a fiery gospel writ In bur- over the fire and boll It for several tonic laxative nished rowe of steel s pleasant to the taste and positive In with minutes to Insure complete cooking Its ye deal with my contemner ao effect strengthening tbe muscles ' and stir It all the time it la cooking you my grace shall deal of stomach bowels so that after and Let the hero born of woman crush the Cool or dilute for use If oil borax serpent with his heel or wax be used they should be cooked a short time these organs regain tbe Slnoe Ood is marching on with the atarch but bluing Is added power to perform their natural funclater The proportions for cooked tions without assistance Dr Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin is sold starch are one measure of starch to water for thick by druggists everywbero In 50o and eight of boiling starch and one measurement of fl00 bottles If you hare never tried starch to sixteen of boiling water for it write for a sample to Dr W B 201 Washington St Caldwell thin starch be will gladly send a trial Uncooked or partly cooked starch bottle without any expense to you will stick and make trouble for the Ironer (Irons must always be hot whatever for starched clothes) The amount Esther Waa Alarmed of starch needed Is regulated by the of Esther a daughter number of clothes to be starched North aide parents heard much about Starch can be made thinner by adding the dangers of diphtheria and was water and It always grows thinner eager to observe every precaution to with use Starched clothes must keep from coming into contact with never be stiff enough to rattle— Good It that she and her two brothers Housekeeping Magazine might not “catch it” One day she insisted op going to the grocery on the corner ‘to spend her penny and waa warned by her mother not to stop and play with any children she might meet on the way After having been gone only a few minutes she rushed into the bouse much excited exclaiming as she en- ' tered: “Mamma you must keep ’ose boys away from Mr A’s house ’cause they have and have a sign diphtheria To take the smell of fish from hands wash them in water which contains a few drops of ammonia If you get too much salt into your tomato soup add a bit of brown sugar It seems to make salty soup taste all right But better still is to add a few Bllces of raw potato To mend linen tablecloths remove tha presser foot from your machine InBert the place to be darned under it and stitch back and forth It is much quicker and neater than when up” Her mother said: does the sign say?” “It says “Yes “Was “No she had to give up her part” ' It a case of overstudy?” understudy” Dr Pierce’s Pleasant Pellet cure Constipation is the cause ol Cure the cause and you many diseases cure the disease Easy to take It takes a genius and make It pay to play ' the fool ONLY OKS “BROMO QCIKINR Look fo That It LAXATIVS BROMO QlflNlNB W GKO L'm4 Uw WoU4 th of ifnatni Cold over to Coro la Qua Imj tto “He's gone A Possibility to that meeting full of ' fire” “Then they will he had better put him out” or be careful When Your Eyes Need Care Remedy No Smarting— Fela Try Murine Flue— Act Quickly Try It for Red Weak IllusWatery Eye end Qrtnulated Eyelids Murine trated Book In each Package wPatent Med by our Oonliste— not compounded lolne" but need In successful Physicians’ Prao to tbe PubNow dedicated ties for many year lic and sold by Druggists and at per flottls Maria Kc and Mye Bahrein Aseptio Tubes Murine Eye Remedy Co Chicago - Ho Ought to Get It “On what grounds' do you seek a vorce from your wife?” asked the dl-- “Simply because of a pun” replied “You see long suffering husband she’s a sculptress and it gets on my nerves to hear her remark twenty times a day ‘Will yon love me when I I mold?” the Child’s Reasoning What "I can’t tell yqu anything about my Esther— grandpa” said solemn little Eustaoe questioned by a happier comrade as to News Indianapolis his more recent ancestor "because I never had any All my grandparents Reward of Merit 1 was born" “Go on eah! Go on and blow yo’ died before "But you had grandparents Just the h&wn ’bout who yo’ is and what yo’ said old Brother same dear” interpolated a listening done!” impatiently "The fact that they died before adult Bogus “But lemme specify dat I’ae de He has sounded forth the trumpet that ' will never call retreat citizen o’ dla town you were born doesn't alter the fact on’y extinguished He la sifting out the hearts of men be- diytyhand tub bst Way to singe the hairs and dat de president o’ de railroad — dls that they were your grandparents” ' fore his judgment seat "But if our father and mothers had pin feathers a fowl is to put it yuh road from — paid to any answer him! right yuh! Oh be swift my soul In a pan and pour alcohol over it be jubilant my feet! to when he went th’oo in his spe- died before we were bom they and Our Ood is (n&rchlng on Instantly set this on fire The cial ky&h last week Yassah! I wus wouldn’t have been our fathers and blaze removes hairs and pin feath- yuh when de train passed— right on mothers would they?” the wondering In the beauty of the lilies Christ waa born ers without "So I don’t see how Injuring the flesh dis spot!— and dat ar po’tly white child questioned across tha sea t what you say can be true” Instead of frying mackerel In a man gimme a fine With a glory In his bosom that transfflung it spider place It In a baking pan on to me out’n de window igures you and me o’ de ky&h As he died to make men holy let us dl a piece of old cotton cloth or thick — and ’t wuz lit too!’ Puck to- make men free brown Sprinkle over a little paper While God la marching on salt and add several pieces of salt —Julia Ward Howe On to Her Job If preferred Bake in pork or butter Mrs Colin Gabble — Do yon ever perI want every person a hot oven who ia bilious constimit your husband to have his own If colored cottons are washed in way? pated or has any stomach or liver ailment P' bran or starch water Instead of soapsend for a free package Mrs Strongmind — Oh yes occasionsuds them will keep their color If of my Pill He is sure to make a fool of ally I want to prove that bran Is used put It In a bag of loose- himself and that makes him easier to they poeitirely cure In cheesecloth — a handful of ly woven Sour Stomdigestion next time” ach Belching Wind either is enough for a small tub of manage Headache Nervouswater Baked WAS SOFTHEARTED Throughout the War It Cut Him to the Quick to Have to 8lgn a Death Warrant the American Magazine Ida M Tarbell has told a really great Lincoln story' ' It is presented in the form of recollections of Lincoln told by Billy HI Brown a Springfield druggist who knew Lincoln Intimately Following is an extract from a talk Lincoln In It Is once gave hls‘ old friend Brown presented Just as Brown told it: “Then there’s that pardoning business Every now and then I have to fix it up with Stanton or some officer so many boys I supfor pardoning pose It's pretty bard for them not to have all their rules lived up to They’ve worked out a lot of laws to govern this army and I s’posa It’s natural enough for ’em to think the most important thing In the world Is havin' ’em obeyed They’ve got It fixed so to the boys do everything accordin' regulations They don’t even let ’em die of something that ain’t on the list — got to die accordin’ to the regulations! But by Jingo Billy I ain’t goln' to have boys shot accordin’ to no I ain’t goin’ to dumb regulations! hafe a butcher’s day every Friday in the army If I can help It It’s so what I’m alwa’s that lookin' say they for an excuse to pardon some body do it every time I can find a reason When they’re young or when they’re green or when they’ve been worked on or when they’ve goi by Copperheads disgusted lyin’ still and come to think we ain’t doin’ our I see that I ain’t goln’ to have ’em shot then there’s my leg cases a drawerful They make Holl maddest — says he ain’t any use foi Well generally (peakin' cowards ain’t but I ain’t aura what I’d do i I was standln’ In front ot a gun anf more’n that as I told Holt ofie day if Almighty God gives a man a coward ly pair of legs how can he help theli running away with him?” that “Is so? said ness Sleeplessness and Young America’s Reply are an infallible cure forConstipation To do “Why did Shylock want a pound of this I am willing to give millions of free pack' flesh?” ages I take all the risk Sold by druggists “I suppose he knew that the price for 26 cents a viaL For free package address Jefferson 63rd 8tt Philadelphia Pa Prat Munjron of meat was going up” Quinces Pare and quarter extract seeds and the fruit In clear water until a straw will pierce them put them into a baking dish with half a cupful of sugar to every eight quinces pour over them the liquor in ’which they were boiled cover closely and steam In the oven one hour Take out the quinces lay them In a covered bowl to keep warm return the syrup to the 20 minutes pour saucepan and boll over the quinces and set away covered to cool Eat cold atew LINCOLN “And I’ve got SI WAY Solution It Is Better Than as per Method monly of 8tarching t When a man has occasion to appear before a police magistrate be is apt to forget his own name Brown’s BronchialTroclies An old god £ ample free reliable Johv Cough L Bbow No opiates Remedy A Son Boston Maas I 1 22Q225Z For Infants and Children Delicious White Cake Put into a mixing bowl one cup sugar 1 V4 cups sifted flour into which has been sifted one rounding teaspoon Then into a cup put baking powder the whites of two eggs and fill the cup half full of butter and thefa fill it full of sweet milk the three Ingredients making a cupful' Add a little flavor Now put allinto the bowl and Ing ' beat five minutes Tho Kind You Have I" ' -3 ALCOHOLPER CENT Vegetable Preparation for As similatingiheFoodandRegula-ting rtie Stomachs and Bowels oT Always Bought tiNFftyrgMOntimm Universal Pudding Stone and cut fine one pound dates mix one cup sour milk f cup sugar cup molasses teaspoon salt butter (two after it Is good teaspoons melted) one teaspoon soda and two cups graham flour mix all thoroughly adding the dates steam one and hours and put in oven for ten minutes Serve with hard sugar sauce Promotes Digestion Cheerfulness and Re si Contains neither nor Mineral OpiumMorphine Not Narcotic Pxp tf Old DrSAMEimtEl $nd Pumpkin AlxStmm fiixktih Smlt Anift St$d ftpptrmimi JiiCmrhunnUSudtk Seed Cierted Fin or ' Nougat v Three cups of sugar on&half cup oi water (taB corn cup glucose it boll will until the above sirup do) will crack when put into cold water and hits against the cup Pour gradubeaten whites tit three ally in the eggs beat until hard add nuts and seasoning Just before turning out A perfect Remedy forConstipa tion Sour Stomach Diarrhoea Worms Convulsions Feverish ness and LOSS OF SLEEP Fae Simile The Delicious Muffins cups entire wheat flour one meal one egg cup cup melted butter teaspoon of soda' two teaspOona Three cup rye sugar one cream of tartar add' faillk enough to make a batter not too stlfL Bake in hot muffin pan Signature ot Centaur Company NEW YORK IB ' Guaranteed under the Fooda Exact Copy of Wrapper MM VWR ©W — - I ” |