Show CATER wadi every person is bilious or hn Any stool' hob or liver ailment to end for a free pnckagt of ot y Pills i want to prove that Ibey positively cure hour belrlmifr Wlud N Headache ervous liras SleeplcaaneMSMiid are an tniallible cure for Constipation To do this am w iling to give million of free take all the risk Hold by druggUi or free package address for ifi cents a vial Pa ftoL Wunum 63rd ft Jefferson $ti Philadelphia who AT THE STATION Out OpTheGemmby MAKING HOUSE trtL tj ' ai i: r ’1 j iaA -- Judge— Why did you club this man bo severely? Officer— Out of sympathy yer honor lie's a poor lonely old bachelor who lias nobody else to club him Felt He Had Known the Worst had been told by Pat O'Shnunessy the doctor that he could live but a few liours and his wife and assembled relatives and friends asked him whether there was one last wish he would like to have gratified? "Thera is" said Pat ‘Td like to hear the village band the Accordingly play once again" When at last village band gathered it had played “Say Au Revoir But Not and had taken Its own departure Mrs O'Shaunessy kneeling at her husband's bedside asked: “Can ye die alsy now Pat” “Yls” now Pat die can “I Ilell alsy replied has nothing worse than that” He Knew the Worm A country girl was home from colfor the Christmas holidays and the old folks were having a reception In her honor During the event she brought out some of her new gowns to show to the guests Picking up a beautiful silk creation she held it up before the admiring crowd “Isn't It perfectly gorgeous!” she exclaimed “Just think It came from & poor little Insignificant worm!” Her father looked moment then turned and said: “Yes darn It an’ I’m that worm!” — Ladies' Home Journal lege The Father of Him Taker — Give the ages of five children Father— All right Mary will be thirteen In September— thirteen yes that muqf be right and John Is — John — ahem— he’s I going on eleven guess then Helen — wait a minute I never could remember how old she is — — but Fred Is let me see— and Archie — heavens man! my wife will be five— can’t you come back at Home Comagain then? — Woman’s Census your panion Just the Thing Howell— I’m very fond of travel Powell— Come around some night I'll let and you walk the floor with baby A silly man Is easily 'convinced that be possesses more wisdom In one day than the late Mr Solomon did In all bis years IN MATCHTOWN no Faith Was Required For She Had None Fortunately “I had no faith whatever but on the advice of a bale hearty old gentleman who spoke from experience I began to about 2 years ago” use writes an Ohio woman who says she is 40 Is known to he fair and admits is she that growing plump on the new diet “I shall fered for not try to tell you how I sufyears from a deranged stomrejected almost all sorts of and digested what little was forced upon it only at the cost of great distress and pain “I was treated by many different doctors and they gave me many different medicines and I even spent several years In exile from my home thinking change ot scene might do me good You may Judge of the gravity of m7 condition when I tell you I was sometimes compelled to use morphine for weeks at a time s “For two years I have eaten food at least twice a day and I can now say that I have perfect I have taken no medicine in health has done it alL that time— I can eat absolutely anything I wish without stomach distress “I am a business woman and can walk my 2 or 3 miles a day and feel better for doing eo 1 have to use brains in my work and it is remarkable how quick alert and tireless my mental powers have become" Name given by Postum Co Battle Creek ach that food Mich “There’s a reason” and It Is explained in the Uttle book “The Road to Wellvllle" In pkgs Ovr read the above let ter f A new flfpraM from time to time They re AenuiiiQf true and tall of humaa lalecet ' T ARTIFICIAL' LACE Mechanism and chemistry combined hare furnished France with a new lace The general product — artificial public has heard little about It but the lace manufacturers of Lyons Calais and Caudry have for some time past been much perturbed over this to which they unexpected competition will have to submit Artificial lace is in effect a manufacture of a very nature simple There is no weaving employed In Its The machine consists In production its essential parts of a receptacle consolution taining a of cellulose a metallic cylinder upon which Is engraved the negative of the design and a coagulation vat A rotary motion is given to the cylinder over which flows the solution which entering the Interstices of the engraved pattern fixes itself i mined! tely In the coagulatlve liquid out of which emerges the texture ready to be dyed and dressed Artificial lace hhs a beautiful apIt is homogeneous and unpearance alterable will wear better and is less Wacombustible than ordinary lace ter does not affect It desired Any pattern can be obtained by engraving a new cylinder CANDLE NUT NUTRITIOUS to most people conveys an Idea of a land of Ice snow and bitter Iceland cold Aa a matter of fact the climate of that Island is not very severe and there are numerous hot springs and geysers that are famous for their Intermittent eruptions of scalding water Our illustration shows some of the hot springs near Reykjavik the capital of the Island The “Queensland nut” is closely allied to If not identical with the candle nut (Macadamla ternifolla) and Is one of the most nutritive nuts la the world The Inhabitants of the So where the candle not ciety Islands flourishes slightly baking the SIR WALTER RALEIGH’S PIPE GREATEST OF CANAL LOCKS nuts In an after oven and removing the shell bore the kernels beIt is said that this curious pipe It will be Interesting enough fiOra a and Btrlng them on rushes hanging longed to Sir Walter Raleigh who topical point of view for the average them up in their houses to be used as In reader who may have occasion to exfirst Introduced tobacco smoking torches which are made by enclosing England and that he smoked It on the press himself upon the Panama canal four or five strings In a leaf of the hts execution Bcaffold Just before to read up on canal locks says the (Pandanus) These torches a last handing It as Don’t mako the mis are often used in fishing by gift to Bishop Chicago Tribune night and Andrewes It was exhibited with this take of committing yourself to canal burn with much brilliancy The account of its history by the Archaeo greatness as wholly within the “Canal was obtained used In Zone" for the longest canal lock In from the shell tattooing A of the candle nut the world has Just been built by the gummy substance exudes from the federal government at St Mary’s falls tree which the Tahitians at Sault Ste Marie Mich This longest chew lock in the world measures 1350 by 80 feet with low water clearance of QUEER OLD MAN OF THE SEA 25 feet This new canal which parallels the old “Soo” canal from Lake Superior lies to the north of the old St Mary's falls canal which had its origin when the state of Michigan dug the firsts "Soo” canal in 1855 In the early 70 trafllc through the Michigan built canal had increased to such an extent that the federal government took it over and In 1881 had completed its enlargement to 160 feet width and constructing the Wenzell lock — still In use — 515 feet long and 80 feet wide with depth of 16 feet at low water On the Canadian side are the Dominion canal and lock but by government’s far the greater tonnage has been usside where the ing the American later Poe lock has had a length of 800 feet width of 100 feet and depth of 20 feet Now the greatest lock on the globe has been completed In the United States’ new canal Above the lock the new canal basin Is 260 feet near tho logical society of England In the six- lock gates widening away to a maxities with this further statement that It mum of 600 feet with uniform depth Is made of maple wood from Virginia of 25 feet The lock gates are 108 the colony which Sir Walter Raleigh The freight tonnage anfeet wide founded The bowl' of the pipe has a nually for the great lakes la cap and a string of beada la attachand Is about of the ed to the stem which Is also furnishfreight movement of the country The ed with a whistle The pipe Is carved of the canal lies in the significance with dogs’ heads and the faces of In- statement that almost 70 per cent of dians this great lake commerce passes through the several “Soo” canals effecting a saving estimated at $250000-00MACHINE over rail trafllc ' An apparatus for plucking flowers and collecting seed consists of a tube connected with a pair of shears At the forward end of the tube is a fork which Is slipped under the flowers The blossoms Imprisoned between the prongs are severed by a blade traveling upon the fork and are dropped through the tube Into a receptacle at the rear of the apparatus The device not only collects flowers very quickly but also without injury When the flowers are plucked by hand it is almost Impossible to break a twig without leaving behind a long silver Sometimes even of bark a whole plant must be torn up by the roots The apparatus can klso be employed for collecting seed capsules which are often crushed when picked by hand so that the seed Is lost The entire capsule drops uninjured into the receptacle at the rear so that the seed Is preserved SYNTHETIC WISE SHOE DEALERS One may travel the Bowery for many years but never will he see a pair of shoes exhibited In any of the outside showcases It Is the belief of the shoe merchants of this section that a pair of shoes hanging In a showcase Is too great a temptation for those who happen to need them The mate of each shoe exhibited is kept In the store One of the most curious of all marine creatures that have been brought to light inrecent times is the fish head here shown possessing a startl- ingly appearance Tha old man of the sea” as the fish has been dubbed was picked up in the waters around Cape Town Africa The photograph shown was made In Africa In any the head not being manipulated The ragged outline at the back way of the head shows where it was severed from the body The outlines on the lower part of the face are natural and are the outlines of the maxillary and other bones of the Jaws The nose has shrunk somewhat In drying In life the resemblance to the human face was even more striking The conical front teeth are shown The lateral teeth are very Btrong and molar like evidently for the purpose of orushing shells Photographs of the head have been sent to a number of well known authorities on Ichthyoloin and Africa for the Idengy Europe tification of the species Labrador Fisherman’s Hut INDIGO During the past several years when natural Indigo has come into active with tho synthetic procompetition duct there has been a great falling of the natural off In the production article So rapid has been this decline that It Is not hard to prophesy that in the course of a few more years the cultivation of indigo will have given place to the production of a more profitable crop In 1897 the production amounted to 169525 hundredweight so at the present time It may be said that the amount of natural Indigo grown Is Most of the Inhabitants of Labrador are fishermen and during the of that which when not on the water they manage to make themselves fairly comonly about was normallybefore the fortable in temporary huts built of rocks and turf These habitations are produced manufacture of the synthetic article decidedly uncouth but serve their purpose and can be easily reconstructed became a commercial success each year after the storms of winter IN THE HOME SAFE LAXATIVE FOR ELDERLY THE PEOPLE Most elderly people are more or GREAT WHEN COM- - ess troubled with a chronic due largely to PANY IS PRESENT constipation lack of sufficient exercise They exdifficulty In digesting even perience food with a consequent belching Culinary Establishment That Is Ord- light of stomach gases drowsluess after Can Get Away inarily Efficient eating headache and a feeling of lassiFrom the Hackneyed Viands of tude and general discomfort Professional Caterer Doctors advise against cathartics and violent purgatives of every kind recn households where hospitality Is a mild ommending gentle laxative it Is an excellent tonic like Dr Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin frequently extended Idea If the culinary department is or- to effect relief without disturbing the dinarily efficient to undertake some of entire system to the catering at home from time Dr Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin Is the time perfect laxative easy in action cerA considerable saving Is one result tain in effect and withal pleasant to but the taste obtained by the undertaking It possesses tonic properanother and sometimes more impor- ties that strengthen the stomach liver tant one is the getting away from the and bowels and Is a remedy that has somewhat- hackneyed viands which been for years the great standby la establishments supply professional thousands of families and should be For instance Instead of the fa- In every family medicine chest it Is miliar standby of chicken salad a equally as valuable for children as for much and’ delicious variation older people very less generally served can be substisell Dr Caldeverywhere Druggists tuted This is the rule for it: well’s Syrup Pepsin In 50c and or steamed bottles Cut the cold boiled if jrou have never tried It chicken In cubes and for every three send your name and address to Dr W of B Caldwell St 201 Washington cupfuls thereof have one cupful English walnut meats Put the nuts and he will be very glad to In a pan sprinkle but lightly with send a sample bottle for trial salt and add butter in the proportion to of one and a half tablespoonfuls Reconnoltered Cook In a slow each cup of nuts when Mamma was dressing delioven until they have browned Freddy burst into the room with a loud “Boo!” and are heated throughout cately "Why Freddy dear” expostulated stirring when necessary Take them from the oven allowing them to cool she “you mustn’t open my door withbefore breaking them In hits and out knocking I mightn’t have been dressed at all” mixing with French dressing In which Add the “Oh this was all right” said Fredthey must soak awhile cubes of chicken and later Just before the keyhole dy "I looked through the’ dish is wanted celery prepared first"— Judge cut In small and drisped as usual Woman’s Way pieces To each three cubes of chick“A voman’s convention en add one and a half cups of celery eh? What do women know about enthusiasm? The sauce is made In this way: at Now an mayonthe last national convention Having prepared ordinary we men cheered our candidates for naise dressing by the usual recipe an hour” (one having raw and hard boiled “That’s all right" said his wife proportion is yolks In the same "We threw kisses at ours for add the following mixture: quickest) two cooked of minutes by the clock” Four ounces spinach a shallot of capers tablespoonfuls of a cup of When Your Eyes Need Care chopped fine cress parsley and one cupful of No Smarting— Feels Try Murine Eye Remedy Fine— Acts Quickly These are pounded together In a morTry it for Red Weak IllusWatery Hyss and Granulated Eyelids tar until fine enough to press through trated Murine Book is in each Package by our Oculist— not a “Patent compounded a very fine strainer icine”— but used in successful Physicians’ tice for many years dedicated to the lic and sold by Druggists at and per Bottle Morine Bye Salve lu Aseptic Tubes 25c and To Wash Irish Crochet Murine Eye Remedy Co Chicago Irish crochet is one of the few laces A Pioneer appear equally as well after thrown overJ’Why was Jonah washing as before Have a basin of moderately hot suds board?” “I’m not sure I’ve but Stretch always made with a pure white soap the lace on a board and scrub with a thought he was the first man to rock a boat” soft hand brush using plenty of soap until every Rinse the lace thoroughly Dr Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets first put particle of soap has disappeared Have 40 year ago They regulate and invigthe last rinse of blue water and if the up liver and bowels orate stomach allow It to bleach lace Is discolored tiny granules is hung dipping in water each time It A few weeks of matrimonial trainIn the sun When Ironing use an unusually ing will enable a man to predict brainIn advance heavy pad covering the lace with a storms soil thin piece of muslin to prevent Iron until perfectly pnw CTJTCFT) IK 8 TO 14 DATS from tho Irons rOurdmggist will rotund money If PAZO fails to cure any case of Itching Blind dry Heading or Protruding Piles la 6 to 14 daja 60a Jellied Fruit of gelatin In Soak cup of cold water let stand until dissolved teacup of hot pour water over the dissolved gelatin two Take the Juice of two lemons cups of oranges and one and sugar separate one orange Into small the seeds Lay removing segments and bananas cut In small pieces Malaga grapes with oranges in the bottom of the mold Strain the liquid over these and set aside To cool Serve with whipped cream If desired When to feel truth gets busy fiction ashamed of Itself is apt Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething softens the gums reduces inflammation allays pain cures wind colic 25c a bottle Mrs If you would he a the pace leader set you must " SYSTEMIC CATARRH RELIEVED Pressed Giblets Cook the giblets of turkey chicken or duck until tender then chop fine Add to them a cup of bread crumbs which have been soaked in milk until soft one small onion finely minced season with sage salt and pepper then add a tablespoon of melted butMy Husband Also Press ter and one egg Peruna pan this mixture into a of an hour and bake Turn out of the pan when done Cut Della Mrs This will be May Samin sheets when cold uels whose found very appetizing ac- “PERUNA picture Uses companies this t e s t i m onial Mock Olives and who reTwo quarts of green plums one and sides at 358 of mustard seed two N Conde St a half tablespoons quarts of vinegar two and a half ta- Tipton Ind of salt Place the plums writes The blespoon? In a stone Jar Turn the vinegar into Peruna Co as a preserving kettle and add the salt follows: “Eight botbring it to the boiling point and pour tles of Peruna The comp e tely Cover closely it on the plums next day drain off the vinegar again cured heat it and pour it on the plums When systemic tarrh cold put them In olive bottles and eral y e a r s’ standing and cork tightly if my husband feels badly or either of us Platzen catch cold we Use for this two cupfuls powdered at once tuke sugar the yolks of four eggs a pinch Peruna" and and cloves each of cinnamon Stomach Trouble flour to stiffen Beat the egg yolks Mrs Wilson Robinson 704 Nessle St until light and foamy stir In the Toledo Ohio writes: “I feel like a new person I have no sugar gradually beat thoroughly then more heavy feelings no more pain don’t add spices and flour enough to allow belch most anything the batter to drop from a spoon Into withoutup it gas can eat me I want to lie hurting a greased tin Leave room enough to working all the time I have gained spread without touching poundB “People that see me now and saw me two months ago poem astonished I tell them Peruna did It I will say it is One Egg Squash Pie Here is a cheap Bquash pie recipe: the only remedy for spring and all other ailments” One cup squash teaspoon Ask Your Druggist tor a Free Peruna s of salt cup boiling Almanac tor 1912 milk spoon of cassia ginwhich ever you prefer ger or nutmeg PfSOSiRtWEO tl almost always use a little rose waBal Coach Syrup Tutet Goud L ter for flavoring squash pies) is Urns Bold by Dniffgirts cup sugar one egg well beaten £forCOUGHJAND Oat pta |