Show 1 Let us wake you up Out Doltu Alarm ii A wonderful machine Othen at $150 to $250 $100 Here's cTMARVELS ef THE EARTH very iclisbla for the prices toYour NOW PART OF SKULL A POSITIVE and PER MANENT CURE FOR Real and In the Canadian Rockies A wonderful case of bone grafting where Drunkenness and Is reported from St Louis Williams a patient' In the George Opium Diseases has had part of one of City hospital tlduuM Hm b a pnlHcilr Udin tmtad u bis ribs grafted on to his skull WiladnttlT u h ttoir h tom liams met with an accident some time SlirUTE 334 Soatb Temple Sir Salt Laka Citp go and In order to save bis life a portion of the parietal bone at the back of his skull was removed The pressure of the scalp on the unprotected membrane beneath It caused an irritation of the brain cells and Williams became subject to frequent 77 mam mr macr La kk oity paroxysms YitorramtONAL and There have been many mxrmmr kodak finishing cases of bone grafting but heretofore evppuie these operations have been confined to taking a slice of bone from one part of the skull and putting It on anYour money will earn 4 per cent In a savings other In Williams’ case this was account with ug Deposit or withdraw any so large a portion of the impossible time by mail Free illustrated booklet skull had been removed The visiting WALKER BROTHERS BANKERS surgeon suggested that a" rib would Balt Lake Oity do The patient's sixth rib was reStrong ylgoroui progressive and growing last moved A piece four inches long and at the age of 62 years an Inch wide was eut from the end of SKS- - the rib and carefully fitted into the Mail orders given special attention hole In the skull The scalp was then Complete stock ot photo supplies sewed up over It Williams has not Hardware Co had a paroxysm Service prompt since the operation Balt Lake Oity was performed Wanted too Much Th® hansom ordered by a middle WOMAN HYPNOTIZES MANIAC aged spinster was late and the cabby came In for a good rating when he Hypnotism enabled Mrs Annie finally drove up to the door Windhorst who lives on a farm near - "Ishall probably III to subdue a maniac miss my train” Ridgeway the Irate “fare” Informed him “and and land him in the Ridgeway Jail I shall hold you responsible I want The maniac to be a fugisupposed to know your name Do tive from some asylum rushed into my man her house while she was preparing I—want — your— you understand dinner' and said he had received inname!” from structions the The driver clucked1'1 up his horse Almighty to kill easily “You’ll make your train all her and her three young children The madman seized the woman by the he assured the woman right madam” ' Inside “And I'll let you have me throat and forcing her against the number if you like But you can't wall told her to get down on her another young lady" — Philadelphia knees and pray adding that he intended to strangle her Times Mrs Windhorst who far years has been a student of hypnotism looked Fell for It the maniac in the eyes and diverted drawled theYankee ‘T once his attention Then she told him to knew a man sir who fell oft a wina chair near at hand The dow eill In a flat 20 stories high and sit down In never hurt himself beyond a few madman obeyed and Mrs Windhorst stepped outside and called across a ' bruises” field to a neighbor who called" several “Nonsense!" exclamed the English- men who in turn bound the maniac man and took him to Ridgeway “True!" asserted the other “Up there he was cleanin’ the window and ROMAN STANDARD MILITARY he fell right off” “How “Bosh!” said the Englishman could that be?” “Waal sir” drawled the Yankee "you see he just happened luckily to fall Inside!"— satisfaction go Refreshing — Wholesome Be lend for our glass— snap and sparkle— vim the thirat— cools like a breeze in every Quenches Delicious— m SHEEP Everywhere Atlanta S3 “Th Truth About DECIDED ' TO NOT OPEN IT YIEN— KODAKS Dr Holmes' Repartee of the best repartees ever credited to a habitual maker of happy phrases was that made by the beloved "Autocrat of the Breakfast Table” on a certain social occasion Going to dine with a Boston neighbor Dr Holmes was met by her with an apology: “1 could not get another man We are four women and you will have to take us all in" "Forewarned is four armed” he aid with a bow — Youth’s Companion One Incidental “Swift takes in all of the ball games and In bowling matches prizefights fact everything In the sporting line” “Isn’t the old reprobate married?” “Yea he is but he doesn’t let it interfere with his pleasures It is just a aide line” A Wise- Foreman There has been on exhibition in London this summer what is declared to be the only complete ancient Roman military standard In existence and the oldest trophy of Britain it bears the portrait of Nero and as in his reign "the ninth legion was de- Friend — (to Juror) — Why did you ac- feated by Boadlcea In 62 A D the quit the prisoner wnen he actually standard is associated with that event owned up to the theft? It was dug up In the last century Juror — Well you see the foreman argued that a man who would steal would also lie about It so we didn’t want to convict an innocent man— Boston Transorlpt A Few Stock Headings “Joined In June” is the way a southreern newspaper heads a wedding port This suggests a few other alliterations as “Fastened In February" In Aug“Mated in May" "Attached ust" “Sliced in September” and “Divorced In December" — Boston Tran- tory V $ This is a reproduction of a painting by G Horne Russell a British landscape painter who has spent several months in the Canadian Rocklea and a series of whose mountain paintings la now hung In the Festival of Empire exhibit at the Crystal palace London The picture shows England mountain at the entrance to pass on the line of Canada’s new transcontinental railway ODD NAMES AT BRITISH BAR Many sections of the British empire were represented at the examinations of law students of the Inns of Court hall held recently at Lincoln’s Inn London It would seem strange in a Canadian court to hear Sheikh Ahmad or Roblndra Nath or Mohammed Sultan Ahmad or Kulfant Rai Dhanda addressYet ing the court on a point of law these men passed in class 2 of Roman In class 3 these law at Lincoln’s inn names appeared among a group that looked like the calling list of a maharajah: Wazir Hasan Akbari Syed Wahid Alam Malji Nath Badhwar Sajanl Ranjan Bandyopadhyay Banerjl Asoke Mohon Basu Chandra Bera Srls Ba Tin Abinash Chak Nath Chunder Bose Kallas Ranbir Chand Jitendra Mohan and Hanwant Blr Singh and Chhachhl Jamna Das Salyid Ghulam( Dastglr and Nirmal Chandra Datta These passed in constitutional law and legal history: Heng Kok Khoo Kottapalll Subba Reddl Placido Nrlpendra Assumpcao Adeyemo Nath Basu Mahomed Eusoof Nath Mltra Murarl Prasad Aso- ka Kumar Roy Upendranath KuKlron Syed Bashlruddin mar Basu Sudklr Chandra Basu t Bhalla and Ral Ciriyam Bhasker The following students passed In Hindu and Mohammedan law: Class 2 — Debenra Nath Mltra Class 3 — Garlmel Ranjan Bandyopadhyay lo Bapanna Debendra Nath Basu Kumar Gupta Blswanth Misra Mir Sultan Mohidin ArockiaBawmy Thamaraiselvam Barjorjee sad Chagantl Upenranath PRIZE Pannirselvam Patel Sarjoo Sambaslva PEDDLER’S Rail Praand DONKEY Altaw think I And Then He Escaped “William" said Mrs Peckem sternly “did you ever stop to think that some one might steal me when you are away?” the poor husband “Well” responded with a far away look “I was a little alarmed when a horse thief waB week” last (hese parts Mrs Peckem stiffened up haughtily “A horse thief eh 7” I heard that he carried off “Yes two or three nags from this district" for And then Peckem made a the door li - Mi I 4 ‘Vi v Supply New Minister— Now just one thing more before I accept this charge Have you got a “supply?" Deacon — Well yes though we never said anything to tbe last preacher about It I’ll show you where it Is and get you a key but I tell you you’ll have to be Just as careful about using it as the rest of us! — Puck to The difficulty of knowing what not say Is knowing when not to say It Mrs Winslow’s Soothlnir Syrnp for Children trethliiK Huften the gums reduce ulluy pain curei wind colic 25c a buttle For a trainwrecker no be too severe punishment can iShoo Polishes Quality Largest Finest In They meet hues polishing every requirement of all kind! and In Variety! au for cleaning colors m mxv'3 V In the Pacific northwest especially In the territory near Puget sound the attain such proportions that the stumps after the trees rlr trees occasionally have been cut down are hollowed out and made Into temporary home for the settlers A roof of boards or shingles and holes for windows and door are all that la needed to make the (tump habitable After the stump home has been vacated for a better residence It often la utilized as a stable or a chicken er hog house An event that always Interests and amuseB Londoners and the Americans who are visiting In the metropolis at of the time 1b the annual exhibition This year It costermongers’ donkeys was opened by the duchess of Hamil ton and there were hundreds of gaily The prizes were caparisoned entries presented by the Princess Christian the “moke” the captured first prize here and his owner being pictured with §'V fu t GILT EDGE the only ladles shoe positively contains OIL Blacks and JPollshea ladles’ and children’s boots and shoes shines without rubbing 2V “French Gkws’’ 10c combination for cleaning and polishing 1)AN1) all kinds of russet nr tan shoes 25c “Star’rsise 10c WHITE makes dirty canvas shoes QUICK and white In liquid form solt can b In every enickly and easily applied A sponge so always ready for use Two sizes package and cents if your dealer does not keep the kind yon want send us his address and the price la stamps for a full size package WHITTEMORE BR08 & CO Albany St Cambridge Masr Oldest and lAirgest Maniuaclurera of Shoo The Polishes in the World PERFECT HEALTHTS— Tntt's Pills keep the system la perfect order They regulate the bowels and produce A VIGOROUS BODY Cure tick headache M s Pills A jLYP Is CW ikiVAX not recommended for but If you everything or have kidney liver bladder trouble It will be found just the remedy you need At druggists In fifty cent and dollar sizes You may have a sample bottle of this wonderful new discovery by mall free also pamphlet telling all about it tddreas Dr Kilmer A Co Binghamton N Y ” ROOT ptMd trula m4 kilt ilE Neu clenv ornamental conveo ientclieap Lasts nil a Can't spill over not sol) tip injure anything Guaranteed dealers or sent prepaid Ralb kreekljug L I “STRIKES OUT” AND DIES While playing ball In New York years Charles Washauer old was stricken at the hbme plate after "three strikes" had been called on him and died before medical aid could reach him Acute heart disease brought on by excitement at a critical point in tbe game is said to have been the cause of the amateur ball score The sudden death player’s was In favor of the nine in the field when Washauer came to the bat and He struck a run was badly needed at all three balls pitched and as tbe umpire cried "out” be reeled and fell backward Post Toasties Many delicious have been made and pert dishes by the Indian Com ingenuity cook of from skill the - But none of these creations excels Pos Toast- ies in t tempting the palate “Toasties’ are a luxury that make a delightful economy The first its own story package “The Memory Sold by tells Lingers” Grocers METALLIC HEELS AND COUNTERS Insure Your Shoes Miners Quarrymen Farmers and Outside Workers cun double the wear of their shoes by getting shoeg fitted with metallic heels These heels are lighter than leather support the counters save shoe money Sold by shoe dealers ready lined by doubling wear or fitted to any shoe by your cobbler II your dealer Isn’t supplied write us Your inquiry brings a booklet UNITED MACHINERY MASS CtZAII INVESTORS can earn to on viviMkb money In an excluatvo California ManuGuaranteed Company security Full monthly and money back when wanted kiU)CKkkltHl4XarktlU8aaMilMULA particulars their facturing POSTUM CEREAL Battle Croek Mich CO U Ltd ft i Of Cookery— P 1pm ‘i The Quaker Scored An old Quaker went into a bookseller’s shop and an impertinent shopman to have somfe sport at his exwishing pense said to him: “You are from the country are you not?” “Yes” replied the Quaker "Then here is Just the thing for you” responded the man holding out the book “What is It?” asked the Quaker on Rearing “It is an ‘Essay Donkeys’ “Friend” said the Quaker “thee had better present that to thy mother" Atlrn’s the Antiseptio powder for Tlreft nervous swollen feet Gives rest and aching Makes walking a delight Sold everywhere comfort Don’t accept any substitute For FfcUSf 25c Sample address Allen Olmsted Lo Boy N A Triumph e jtpfi Work for Extinction of Tuberculosis Exhibitions showing in graphic form the prevention of consumption have been shown In every state In the TJuited States except Nevada Arizona New Mexico and Wyoming and also In most of the Canadian provinces and in Mexico Porto Rico and Cuba according to a statement made by the National Association for the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis There are now 25 states and 16 cities having permanent and traveling exhibits besides the two operated by the National association Itself and the total number of similar displays Is over 200 Including about 150 small school’ - ex exhibits - The first tuberculosis Mbit in America was shown by the commission In Maryland Tuberculosis January 1904 In 1906 there were four such exhibits Quarters and Halves George Ade at the recent Lambs' Gamool in New York objected to the of the modern wife extravagance “It Is true that the married men of today” he ended “have better halves but bachelors have better quarters” Fir Tree Used as a House Corrected Not Adieu But Au Re voir Individual— I tell you young man you are going straight to hell See Young Man— All ri’ old chap! you later— Boston Transcript rv 'Sv'rA couldn’t” I’ll bet I’ve The Colonel — Majah sweat no less than 17 gallons The Major — Begging your pardon gentlemen don’t sweat they perspire Horses sweat then by gad The Colonel— Well uh I’m a hoss! Whanavar Ca SHAKE INTO TOUR SHOES Caller — I was thinking about opening a drug store In this neighborhood Do you think one is needed around here? Resident— Great Idea There’s no place within ten blocks where a man can buy stamps or see the city direc- script Her Method "Did you get rid of the files?” had we After “I don’t know burned carbolic acid on a shovel and made a smudge of some kind of powder and scattered oil of sassafras around I don’t believe any files could I know us folks stay In the place m Come— follow the merry throngof palate pleated men and women who have quit seeking for the one best beverage because they’ve found it— CURIOUS ODD cANDnDDDDD INTERESTING OBJECTS tAND PLACES RIB -- Health and Pleasure the arrow ’til you join Good W N Ur Salt Lake City No |