Show scattered dominions Their splendid robes glittered with Jewels and they added much to the magnificence of the the But man who next to parade the king received the loudest and warmest applause was Lord Roberts for the people love "Bobs” and their affectionate greetings almost made the grizzled hero of a hundred campaigns blush Brilliant Ceremony Performed In Arrival at the Abbey Westminster Abbey Waiting outside the west door of (Copyright Westminster Abbey were the archbishtgti b 1 Atiociated Literary Praia) of Canterbury and York and ops “I can’t see” Married for lore! Married Just a A M— Got Sllped up “Well I can It's an auto and we ANCIENT FORMS OBSERVED large number of bishops and when year! And here was young Mrs the king and queen approached they down to back yard to set James Anderson drlrlng over to the are going to meet In the narrowest first entered the church followed imof ml fler crackers Paw town of Dexter In the pony cart with part of the road You know bow the the Wales of Prince and met by me dore mediately kitchen at her sister Susie to file an application If we don't have pony Is about autos 8even Thousand Notable Men and Wo- his suite As the monarchs passed Inand sed to bee calrfule for dfvorcel She had fled from her a smash-uI'll miss my guess Here men Wltnese the Coronation-Ro- yal to the abbey the choir sang an anthem Shode me bow t( lite the fews Jiome to that of her father and mother be comes Don't do any Bcreamlng or From Their majesties moved Buck-through the Progress and both of them bad said there was Jumping out If he's a gentleman he’ll 4:30 a m — Grampaw come choir to the theater and after kneeling Ingham Palace le Fine no other way out of it except to secure come to our help Sed be cuddea’t downstares My stars Kitty In prayer seated themselves In the a divorce The husband of a year wno do you think It Is?” 8pectacle slepe with such a tareble state of chairs that would come home and swear at “Who?" on goln The first action of the coronation his wife would probably chop her up “Sure’s you live It’s Ronald Where’s London— In the presence of 7000 service 4:35 a m — Grampaw sed to the presentation of the king with an ax the second year Yes Ronmy handkerchief? I want to- wave of the chief men and women of bis paw Ml gudness wilyum you the people for recognition Is a surald bad come home and sworn and to him” realm and of the representatives of to dont know ennythlng abowt ancient Ac of vival Teutonle usage kicked a “Susie I forbid you to wave!” and said skyhfgh nearly every civilized nation on the companled by the great officers of settln of firecrackers Lemma he wished he bad never married “But I’m already waving!" It globe George Y was crowned king of show you the archbishop of Canterbury seemed dreadful to everyone but Susie "Think of my position!" Great Britain Thursday The cere- state 4:38 a m — Paw an grampaw went to each side of the theater In As for her she asked of the weeping “And think of bis! I’ll bet a dollai mony took place In Westminster AbIs having a nawful rakket here present wife and sister: he's riding out in hopes to catch sight bey and never was that edifice the turn saying: “Sirs I holed a fire cracker In his fingers while it went of let wudent Grampaw paw (4 “Well why didn’t you swear back of you Whoa you Idiot of a ponyl stage of a more brilliant and Impos 4:45 a m — Paw and grampaw still fusatn must get out and run lng spectacle As the crown of St and kick over two chairs? And why "Susie 5 a m — Willie Grene who live nex dore has just got up an come owt to did you run away before he bad a through the woods!" exclaimed Edward was placed on the monarch’s Mrs tuch of his fierwurks chance to say he was sorry and make Anderson head by the archbishop of Canterbury 6:02 a m — Mr Grene has come owt an toled Willie be better be calrful mp?" “Wait! Wait! We’ll both get out the big cannon of the Tower roared Mr Anderson had been given a but there’ll be no running Howdy out and within and without the abbey 6:03 a m — Mr Grene Is showln Willie bow to tuch of his fierwurks do Ronald! Yes take him by the the shout of “Long live King George” whole month to come on bended 6:30 a m — Grampaw stuk a bunch of firecrackers In his pokket while he resounded knees and ask forgiveness but he head He's a fool of a pony about was tellin paw abowt how thay use to shute of anvils when he was a boy j autos Nice From Is the earliest hours of the mornThis hadn't appeared day It was even said by Kitty your 6:31 a m — Grampaw jumped over those who met him dally that his wife She wants to sit down on that ing the population of London and the the bak fense an hollered bluddy murThe hundreds of thousands of visitors bad face wore a smile log with you and have a talk Until this smiling der" he dident kno the fler crackers he business came to her ears the wife pony will stand now and I’ll gather been moving toward the royal route Thay put In his pokket was llted from Buckingham some of those wild plum blossoms” itud not thought seriously of divorce Palace to Westminwas I knode it I tride to tel him As soon as the seats in Man and wife stood looking at each ster Abbey Then she was angry and ready to but he sed lltel boys shud be sene an the numerous stands were filled gates 'listen to the counsel of her parents other in the greatest embarrassment not hurd Grampaw run up an down who had objected to the husband from for a moment when Miss Susie spoke were closed that kept out the rabble the alley 2 or 3 times until paw an Mr and then the throngs tried to crowd InWie outset of bis courtship again Grene got the garden hoes turned on “if t had a husband” said Miss “Right up ttare on that log The to the streets adjoining the route him an put him out to enFrom pole pole throughout the as they drove along left it on pur“If I had a highway commissioner 6:35 a m — Paw still showing me husband with black eyes and a darling pose for tired people to sit down on tire distance gay colored bunting was how to tuch of fire crackers Grampaw mustache and curly hair and white And don’t you sit too far apart either strung and the whole city was streamhas gone in the hous to get dry cloee‘ teeth and small feet do you think I or I shall come and crowd In between ing with flags Paw is telling Mr Grene how It hapHike along now” Along the Mall and all the way from you would divorce him?’ pened that grampaw put tbe crackers “Rather queer that we should meet the palace to the abbey troops were "Little you know about managing a In his pokket upon this way Mrs Anderson” said ths standing company company husband!” was the contemptuous Queen Mary British troops of every shade of color 5:40 a m — Paw sent me in the houa husband as they got skated “Yes Mr Anderson becos I laffed abowt the way he toled It Is” was the living symbols of the countries and unto you King George the undoubted "I don’t have to I’m going to let formal reply peoples ovej which the new king and king of this realm abowt the way grampaw Jumped the wherefore all you mine manage himself" On “I didn’t know but what 70U had emperor reignsevery side bands who are come this day to do your fence He sed grampaw Jumped like a Jak rablt “And swear at you?” were playing patriotic music and the homage are you “If he wants to I can call him your divorce by this time” 6:43 a m — Maw is up She maid paw come in an skoleded hlf rer sendwilling to do the "I — I was Just on my way to town” din of cheering was continuous and same?" The king meanwhile iiaim-stood ing me In She sez tey wont be enny more fire cracker shutln till after faster than he can swear Did “To file your application ' I see” overwhelming up by his chair and turned to each ” — Procession From and Palace “Father the side and the people mother said— said acclaimed him 7 a m— Paw fell of the poerch ware “Look here you two” Interrupted As the hour for the coronation with cries of “God save King George” he was apnale to the flag big up trying Miss Susie as she came up switching Then followed the litany the com- He cot his proached the waiting thousands first pants leg In the wire whare a branch of the blossom “you want saw the arrival of the gentlemen ap- munion service and a short sermon the clemattls vine is an tore the vine to cut pa and ma out of this thing the of to act as York ushers the by preached pointed archbishop during I got down also his leg pants and get down to business Ronald ceremony These were led by the after which the oath was administerwhipped paw sed it was my folt did you swear at Kitty T ed to the king by the archbishop of earl marshal the duke of Norfolk 10 a m — I cride till maw sed for “No not at her I'd been to the Then the nobility entitled to seats in Canterbury gudness sake wilyum give the boy his doctor’s and he had told me that the Abbey began to come Most of the The Anointing and Coronation of Qer crackers an let him kill hlsself If the Itching aching thing on my neck peers and peeresses rode in state King George now was divested coaches that have been used by their bis crimson robes by the lord gre'at he wonts to I have set of a hole bunch would probably into a cardevelop mlself buncle It was the doctor I was swear families for many years These car- chamberlain and seated himself in 10:45 a m — Paw come owt an belng at!” riages repainted ana regilded were the chair of King Edward I which drawn by four horses apiece Each contains the ancient “Btone of des- gun showln me agen how to shute "But you kicked a footstool” and tiny” The dean of Westminster them I knode he wud “That was because there was no was accompanied by outriders footmen In liveries on 11 stood from a m — Grampaw come out leenln gorgeous the altar the golden brought dog to kick" “But you said you wished you bad the rail behind Each peer as he ampulla and spoon and the arch- on a cain and stood arownd a while never got married” passed was greeted with cheers and bishop anointed him on the head the an then him an paw got into a nuther breasts and the palms of both hands rakket abowt how to shnte of fler "Because I knew that a carbuncle on my neck would make me cranky and blessed him The king was next crackers invested with the coloblum slndonls for a month and I pitied Kitty” 11:30 a m — Grampaw has burn both of fine linen and the supertunica “But you didn’t come and say you of bans an the doktor Is here cloth of gold his heels were touched was sorry” 11:45 a m — Paw has set down on a with the golden spurs and the sword “I was Just on my way today” fler cracker He got up rite away of state was girded upon him after big "There you are sister Kitty and but not sune enuff The Doktor has the which armill and robe royal of there you are” said Miss Susie “It 12 m — The fler engines hav Jest left cloth of gold were put upon him In was a case of misunderstanding all turn then his majesty was given the lng rume to surprise maw It did the way through Ronald if you ever 9 p m — Me an Willie Green has been orb the king’s ring the glove and the swear at doctors In her hearing again down town to see the fier wurks two scepters He has she can smash dishes can't tae?" to sit up all nlte to put sody an oil on his All was ready now for the supreme "To be sure" and I hans have paw’s to stay up a while act The archbishop placed St Ed“And Kitty—?” to go for the doktor agane if paw gets ward’s crown upon the altar and deMiss Susie had turned her back to wuss Grampaw Is still tawkln abowt the livered a short prayer and then supthe pair She heard suspicious sounds gud ole times ported by the other clergy placed the behind her but she held her position “It’s an Auto” WILBUR D NESBIT crown bead At that upon the king’s fc two minutes Then she faced them Instant the trumpets sounded the you ask Ronald what be was swearing and said: congregation shouted “Long live King about?" “You two go home in the auto and George” and the peers and kings ol “No” I’ll Jog back with the pony Pa and arms put on their coronets “Did you ask him why he kicked ma will want to know all about it and The lnthronizatlon was a handsome that footstool up to the celling?” I'll Just saj that if there are any more “No” Idiots In cur family they sit at the part of the ceremonies The king 1 was lifted up into his throne by the "And when he said he wished he head and foot of the table at meal the bishops and certali had never got married archbishops you didn’t say times” King George V he could bet his bottom dollar that peers and all the great officers and often with familiar greetings that set those who bore the swords the scepFull Weight for the Babies you wished the very same thing?” “I was shocked It takes a long while to live down the crowds off in roars of laughter for ters and other regalia grouped themyou know even the solemnity of the occasion selves about the steps of the throne “And so made a dunce of yourself! An Amsterdam ava bad reputation Next the princes and peers did their Sister Katie you are three years older enue grocer found that out when he could not restrain the irreverent led by the archbishop of of the cockneys homage than I am but I’ve got twice the inquired why all the small children Not all the nobility rode In coaches Canterbury and the prince of Wales sense you have Oh why can’t I get in which the neighborhood abounds married and show the rest of the were taken to Smith’s store on the however for the king had permitted Each of these and the premier duke earl viscount and baron how to manage corner to be weighed instead of his one violation of precedent and given marquis a husband! family ff rlcky but you are a lot of geese!” own store The grocer was not par- permission for the use of automobiles kissed the king upon the cheek The anointing of and crowning who have discarded horses "But father says I did Just ticularly fond of babies but the moth- by those right” was done was and This a short and simple Queen Mary "And he’s a dunce and mother ditto ers who brought them In to ascertain there reluctantly ”1 Have to 8tay Up a While to Go fur the Doctor” were not many motors cars In the long ceremony Mf they’d known beans they’d have sent their weight bought groceries Following the example of before she was anointed Queen Alexandra you right back and let you and Ronthey got out and he hated to lose procession of vehicles TONE POEM FATAL DAY The lord mayor and his suite In on the head only She was invested ald sulked for a couple of days and trade One day he asked the mother their gorgeous robes and regalia were with the ring was crowned by the On ‘then made up Humph! of a lusty Infant what was the attracCome run“Had a permature explosion of high the rockets gleam and glare the next to pass toward the Abbey archbishop of York and received the And iridescent spangles glance tion at Smith’s ning back home Just because your In fireworks our town the Fourth King and Queen Appear scepter and the ivory rod with the Athwart the bosom of tha air came home in a mood!” “His accurate scales” she said Caused a terrible stampede” Full jeweled with their radiance Now the bells of many churches dove “But he hasn’t come near me to “We are afraid to trust your scales "Had a stampede In our town too" Few Americans In the Abbey say he’s sorry" replied the wife In You know you were afraid of giving pealed out and the people knew the Below the bursting of the bombs “Fireworks explode there?” Of all the Americans wbo hava From Which on the sidewalk dart and dance a voice that had a bit of a wall in It short weight awhile ago and you king and queen were coming "No before dark Happened DurTelia that the sulphury perfumes been attracted to London by the fes"Of course not He’s the man of the might not do the babies Justice”— the moment their majesties emerged Boon will the twilight air enhance ing the speaking exercises tbe chairfrom Buckingham palace there was a tivities of the coronation season only bouse He’s the It He didn’t leave New York Times man announced unexpectedly that Mr continuous roar of cheers that accomvery few were admitted to the And now there comes a ringing clang you but you left him Why should Tennyson was Scruggs included These And hoofbeata aa the chargers prance— Longfellow President panied them all the way to the Abbey Abbey he come crawling to you? 6h you More Than That about to read an original poem comIs the warning blng! and bang! heralded the Taft’s special ambassador John Hays It Made ninny of a wife!" The agent bent on making a sale Their approach wasand twelve by posed especially for tbe occasion” by the speeding1 ambulance waterHammond and ‘Mrs Hammond MaJ‘ king’s bargemaster “But— but what can I do?” the was trying to lead up to the subject men wearing quaint medieval tunics Gen Greely and Rear Admiral An Anatomical sobbed Mistake “I see that the typewriters you Often 80 knee breeches and all scarrepresenting the army and "I’ll drive you to your home Instead "Pardon me” said Mrs Justgottit use” he said “are mostly of the visi- let with the crownstockings We burn our money on the Fourth-H- ut Amand badges emnavy and the latter’s secretary to her callers “It Is growing so dark of to a lawyer’s office and you walk ble kind” then the year la full of days blazoned in gold on their breasts and bassador Reid Mrs Whitelaw and I I believe On will ring for the livers” which without exerting much said the head “Visible?" of the right up to Ronald and tell him to We burn our money other ways “For the what?” exclaimed the calW swear and kick over things whenever mercantile establishment who didn’t wearing low buckled shoes and black Reid and the attaches and secretaries velvet caps Immediately behind them of the embassy Pierpont Morgan and ers tie feels like it Those are spells Tell quite understand him “of course our came the closed carriages of the royal less than a score of American women The ordinary man does not care “Now Just listen to me! Of course him you may have a spell at any time typewriters are visible — and when party every one drawn by splendid who married English peers I meant ring for the lights wbo makes the fireworks of a nation A body and break the mirrors and all' the they’re not at work let me tell you coro- so long as he can show the children horses One fact connected with tb caparisoned does get so twisted sometimes doesn't lisheB In the bouse Will you do It?” they are distinctly and persistently ’ Through the windows of the great nation was the subject of some amused low to set them off “I— I don’t know she?" We’ll drive on audible" coach state comment that This the people could was lumbering King George I thought— - rhlle I think thought It who is quite the reverse of a giant get a glimpse of the king and queen was awful for Ronald to come home The Country Cottage rode the bad selected Following tbeir majesties four of the shortest nd act as be did and so do pa and The country cottage Is the hope of household troops and of the garter to hold the golespecially knights picked ” — na but the young and the solace of the old It bodies Field Marshal Visden canopy over him during the with their exag- militaryKitchener “But I’ve seen father come Into the Is the count was at the head of anointing They were the earl ol house and kick the cat and yell at gerated Ideas of comfort their unreathe headquarters staff as he was at Cadogan Lord RobertB Lord Elgin another that If he found any more sonable desire for dry walls brilliant the coronation of King Edward In aad Lord Rosehery These four peers In hot and water cold mashed he’d her and the potatoes lumps lighting this part of the procession too rode were the only ones arrayed In tbs bunt another boarding place Nice telephone who complicate the ques many Indian princes and maharajahs gorgeous robes of tbe order of ths aid chap he is to advise a daughter! tlon of the Saturday rush to grecr md potentates of England’s v widely garter fields — Sketch What's that comlpg?” Her Sister Susie KING JFjriGUIID By CARL JENKINS Jolimrrjofles1 '' gorgeously ' |