Show 9 PUSS FREE LIST BILL InlOOdlj Sarsaparilla Is the specific remedy for that tired feeling so common in the spring or upon the return of warm weather It purifies and enriches the blood Get it today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablet called Sarsatabs Core I I AflneufstymiorandSbladat free TWuberiptlon0“'l'll oenta at II DI1ANT" wtili a Dioluujl MAIL OKIlKK MKR I LATZ BOX 946 ATLANTIC CITY) NttV atusix IS W Salt U N roi Ell Lake City E31S No A Wall— In the Near Future “Drat them plutocrats! They’re grinding down the poor worse every There I was makin ez high az day f 29 a week commission fer ketchln’ automobile speeders an’ now what do they do? They take to Ilyin’ machines an’ cheat a poor man out of his livin’ the hogs”— Judge SCALP AFFECTED BADLY WAS “I am more than gratified by the successful results I obtained by the use of the Cuticura Remedies For several years my scalp was very badly affected with dandruff and scales Itched times at and My scalp terribly my hair fell out My coat collar would be actually white with the dandruff that had fallen from my head My profession being that of a barber I was particular about having my hair in good condition and was also in a position to try many lotions etc for the scalp These had little or no effect 1 bad heard so much about the Cuticura Remedies that I resolved to my head try them I shampooed with Cuticura Soap twice a week and I after drying my head thoroughly anointed parts of my scalp with ‘Cuticura Ointment I was pleased from the outset and continued to keep up this treatment To think that only three cakes of Cuticura Soap and one boxes of Cuticura Ointand ment rid my head of this annoying trouble made me feel quite contented I have now got a thick growth of hair with any and I am never troubled dandruff or itching of the scalp There is no question but that the Cuticura me Remedies cured I frequently them to my customers recommend and they think a great deal of them” 307 NorWilliams F Johh (Signed) Boston Mass folk Street Dorchester ly 28 1910 f Breaking a Hobo’s Heart Gus Hartz was standing Manager near the opera house box office when who had enone of two panhandlers him and tered the lobby approached and sealed holding out an addressed begged for the price of a envelope postage stamp “It’s for me mudder boss” he sniv“You’se wouldn’t turn down er eled guy fer de price er de stamp would youse?” “Never” said the manager deftly grasping the envelope and throwing It “Here through the Fred” addressing himself to Treasurer Fred Coan “stamp this and have It mailed" The velocity of the proceeding fairbreath way ly took the panhandler’s Then backing away to where his partner awaited him he whispered “Nothin’ doing bo— the guy’s wise” — Cleveland Leader The Most Beautiful Thing invited its A newspaper recently readers to state in a few words what they considered the most beautiful The first prize thing in the world was awarded to the sender of the answer: "The eyes of my mother" “The dream of that which we know to be suggested an imaginative Impossible” person and this brought him second But the most amusing thing prize was that which read: “The most beautiful thing in the world Is to see a across man carrying his a dangerous river without making any attempt to drop her In” Get the Post with cream starter a breakfast pro- duce it a lot in starting And day right You’re bound there’s the the hand to as to someone and the more more you you get Buy a package of Post Toasties and increase the give you of the family! happiness “The Memory Lingers” POSTUM Battl rK By LAWRENCE ALFRED CLAY 1qOOOC)OC)OC03CXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX30(XXXX30C)C)(XXXX5o1 New Bill Adopted by the House by Vote of 236 to 109 Places on the Free List Agricultural Implements Meats and Other Articles Miss Gertrude Alnsley put on her returned with a reply for the awful hat that sunny spring day and walked man It read: I reiterate that you are a “Sir: down the road and over the creek and There villain!” up Into the woods on the hill and That was all No “sincerely” — no were stately elms and beeches ob’t very gave out its “respectfully”— no “your the maples scent there were violets under foot servant" Even the Initials ”0 A” Washington— Nine hours of continand the roblna and blue- were lacking everywhere uous pounding at the hands of the ReMr home an from Intruder was welcome away birds seemed to Alnsley publican minority of the house failed There were paths running here and and when the mother learned what to make a change In the first Demoand as the girl took one of them had happened she said: cratic tariff bill— that placing on the there "You were always that way from ahe heard a queer sound from the free list agricultural implements brush on her right and Investigated to a child and you can’t help It I supmeats and many other articles find a rabbit caught by the leg in a pose but I hope you won’t carry It We know of no other medicine which has been so sucThe bill passed the house Monday too far In this case snare Calling a man a 109 the 236 a vote of to cessful in relieving the suffering of women or secured so by night Poor Bunny was having a hard time villain is slander unless he Is a vilmusand Democrats Voting solidly as has Lydia E Pinkham’s him the more lain" of It and It frightened genuine testimonials many with Republicans tering He bounded as the girl approached "But of course he Is!" was the reVegetable Compound them this way and that and Into the air ply “Would any one but a villain almost In This came after the Democrats had but the snare held and he cried and hire a community you will find women who every boy to murder a poor rabbit? voted down or ruled out of order have been restored to health by Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegor for his life If he catches a robin a and feared whimpered more than one hundred amendments When the girl had come closer and a quail I’ll— I’ll— 1” woman you meet has Almost etable every Compound and had demonstrated again that the began to call him poor thing and exMiss Gertrude clenched her hands either been Dencfited by it or knows some one who has was a compact claim that it was a burning shame and breathed bard and left it to be Democratic majority Mass are files confor the machine and smoothly Pinkham the working In Lynn terstared huddled down and understood Laboratory captive that something very the enactment of legislation She rible would happen to the at her with his great big eyes taining over one million one hundred thousand letters from offered Mann Leader Minority was stroking it with her hand when a and red headed man Next morning in health which women seeking many openly state over amendment after amendment rang- boy of twelve came running to shout: she went up to the woods again She their own signatures that they have regained their health by I set the went In the forenoon because she sus“He’s mine! He’s mine! ing all the way from free rice to free lead and pig Iron but those that v ere snare for him last night!” over Pinkham’s pected that boy would set snares Vegetable Compound taking Lydia E not ruled out of order were cheerfully Up he came and was about to lift night and visit them early She walked Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound has saved voted down by an almost solid Demothe rabbit In his arms when Miss the paths and found four and the cratic vote An attempt by Mr Mann Gertrude gave him a push and de- wires were thrown far away They many women from surgical operations is made exto recommit the bill to the committee manded: had snared no victims Lydia E Pinkham’a Vegetable Compound have you snaring “What business on ways and means was tabled by As she was on her way home she clusively from roots and herbs and is perfectly harmless the poor creatures!" the bouse met the young man of the day before is it contains because is so successful it The reason why “Business! 'Business!” he repeated She looked at him more closely this GRAtiD COUNCIL ABOLISHED “Why any one can catch rabbits any time and she liked his appearance ingredients which act directly upon the female organism time they want to! He’s a daisy and Surely he was a gentleman The boy and normal activity Cabirestoring it to healthy China Now Has Constitutional the fellow will pay fifty cents for him was not seen until Then Thousands of unsolicited and genuine testimonials such net of Ten Members Gee but I’m In luck!” he brought another note and as he def r( fnie cimnlo romortif “What fellow as you call him?” livered it he said: edict abolPekin — The “He’s at the tavern We wants me ishing the grand council and substiColoma Wisconsin— “For three years I was and to and catch all rabbits the quails ten of tuting a constitutional cabinet troubled with female weakness irregularities birds I can” members was Issued on Monday backache and hoar! ng down pains I saw an ad“Then he’s a villain!” however The cabinet as announced vertisement of Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable “He don’t look like one” is made up of the present grand counCompound and decided to try it After taking “I don’t care how he looks! Any Tun of addition cillors with the Liang several bottles found it was helping me and 1 man that will hire a boy to trap such Yen the former president of the formust say that I am perfectly well now and can poor innocent things as rabbits Is a who is now traveling In villain eign board not thank you enough for what Lydia E Pinkand you can tell him I said the United States ham’s Vegetable Componnd has done for me so!” No 3 Eox CO becomes Mrs John Wentland Ik F Prince Ching premier anl “I will when I carry this to him” Coloma Wisconsin minister of foreign affairs and “But you won’t carry It! You keep are made hands off! It shall have its liberty!” and Hsu Women who are suffering from those dis- Minister Liang vice prime ministers “If you let my rabbit go —I” blusA reply was sent as promptly as beTuan Yen Is named Becond foreign tered the lad fore It consisted of a few stirring these facts or doubt the ability of Lydia E Pinkham’s Veg- Miss Gertrude minister Otherwise the presidents picked up Bunny words: loosened the wire around his leg and of the various boards become the minetable Compound to restore their health “And I must repeat that you are a of their departisters respectively villain!’’ ' ments Horrors It was afternoon of the next day “She is always jloing something when Miss Gertrude went up to the Crime of Jealous Miner original” Almost at once she bewoods again Stockton Call'— While Margaret “Yes but her latest stunt If it beheld a robin with a broken wing flut a Martinez comes a fad will upset society” Spanish girl of Can quickly ba overcome by terlng about She had picked it up whom he was insanely jealous was “Why w hat Is JtT’ and seated herself on a log and was CARTER’S LITTLE “She has employed a nurse to look playing a piano Monday afternoon for crying over It when a soft voice at her LIYER PILLS a Miller his entertainment Paul after her poodle and insists on looking elbow said: herself” Purely vegetable miner her after baby aged 43 fired two shots Into I “Please give It to me I thing can lurelr and her hack killing the girl Rushing Y do something for It” gently on th DISTEMPER room Miller threw Into an adjoining He took the It was the young man Ever Curs all its forms among all ages of horses himself on a bed placed a stick of bird made a brief examination and as Inwell Biliouinea as dogs cured and others in same Into his mouth lit an atdynamite said: plead disease stable prevented from having the into tached fuse and blew his head che DISTEMPER CURE “The wing Is broken but I can use with SPOIIN’S DizzL Over 6000JO Every bottle guaranteed fragments about the walls and ceilt splints and make It sound again after bottles sold last They do their duty lieu and Indigestion f 50 and $1 00 Any ing of the badly wrecked room a bit Nature Is very kind to animals good druggist oryear Bend to manufacturers 3mH PHI Small Dom Small Prica and birds Hope that old maid won’t Spohn Medical Co Spec Agents wanted Boys Drowned While Fishing Diseases Goshen Ind miutbeu Genuine Contagious club a of used She’ll I hear this Signature say Mont— After dragging the Kalispejl on the bird and call me more villains” eleven mill mill pond 'at Jessup’s Outclassed Hopelessly "What old maid?” was asked forgetmiles east of this city since Friday while you were In “Mrs Caswell was facing a stranger that she ting the bodies of two boys sons evening She’s close on my Venice did you see the Bridge of "A Miss Alnsley of Peter Eimen and Douglas Smith of Sighs?” ALLEN’S FOOT-EAS- E trail" Cieston aged 11 and 14 respectively “Oh yesr I saw what they called I am the only Miss "Why — why Shake Info Yotir Shoes How the accihave been recovered that But my land I’ve seen bridges and I am not an old maid Alnsley Alien’ Foot— Ram the anti septla known is not dent occurred only ten times its size without ever going tor the feet It reiitfei powderawullen You can’t be the— the villain!” smart ipg tender here ner out of Pennsylvania” meager details being received feet end insUntly take Ilia stiof Then of course It came out The out of corns and bunion but It is supposed they fell from logs )t’a tha There was comfort discover? of boy had lied for revenge freatent while fishing Foot— Kuna znakaa Allu’i Flies Now Kill and the Keep no old maid and there was no crosstiifht or new shoes feel eat Idea A DAISY FLY KILLER disease awav curtain relief for ingrowing wiila per man Mr Denton President Promotes Knight lotriiifr callous and tired schinjr feeu Poor Was do it Kills thousands Lasts all season a Hard eyed Bunny Having have over 3u(ouuttimnma) TIC Y was a naturalist and he wanted his Ask your dealer or send 20c to H SOMWashington — President Taft sent Time of It Sold everywnerw 2uo IT alive and sound that he ERS 150 DeKalb Ave Brooklyn N Y l) not accept stir substitute specimens to the senate on Monday the nominaSent by mail fur 25a in tUmpa watched while he disappeared In the might study their habits He was tion of Captain Austin M Knight to bushes PACKAGJS ITDI7K7 Tim Then she said to the boy: aent merciful to a degree Miss Gertrude Fairly Won Over the protest be a rear admiral VS SWEET “You call at the house In about hebrd his explanations MOTlirit (MCA with blushing “Who gave ye th’ black eye Jim?” In PO fop DEICh the botmedicm of Secretary of the Navy Meyer Cappinch two hours and I’ll give you the fifty cheeks and downcast Sold by Children sickly use Allen's iverifih eye3 and at the “Nobody gave It t’ me I had t’ DnorgintA everywhere tain Knight was acquitted by a court cents but if I hear of you catching end she was generous enough to re- fight Address Trial FRFE Parkis fer it”— Life for the sink- another rabbit or if you Le Roy I Y ALLEN OLMSTED martial of responsibility a capture ply: of any ing of the monitor Puritan in Hamp- bird sort I’ll make you JlWell that makes a difference” Tf a dose of Hamlins Wizard Oil taken ton Roads trouble!” And it did Eieerdal The naturalist found his nt night will prevent vour having a bad Metlcrl “Maybe you own the earth!" called way to the house to tell her how the eold in the morning isn’t it a good idea in Revolution Hayti Brewing A Country School for Girls the lad after he was thirty feet away robin was getting along and the day to hnve it readv to tnke the moment you to Jamaica — According feel cold the Kingston “You can tell that villain I do!” coming? the bird flew away on the restored of IN EW YORKlifeCITY Best features on another revolution the newspapers She hunted for other snares and wing he said to himself sports country andofcity acres that he had near the Hudson River school park You cannot step twice Into the same directed at theadministration of Pres- she found three and destroyed them AcademicLourse Class tot radii at Ion discovered Primary a “specimen” worth all stream for as 188 fiAMia Music and Art rim ttuilOJI you are stepping In ident Simon of Hayti is brewing here After a couple of hours she started others put flow on together other and yet other waters where Haytlen exiles long resident in for home Just as she left the woods — Heraclitus with she passed forces this city have joined a young man entering PARKER’S Veteran Painter Still at Work He waswfell dressed and a their expatriated countrymen from them HAIR BALSAM Do Yon Salve? Bye Thomas A and St B W Rico Porto faLeader R the hair Cleanses and England's stranger and the manner In which he Apply only from Aseptic ‘lubes to Promotes a luxuriant (rowth raised bis hat and his deferential bow mous painter of landscapes has at the Prevent— Infection Murine Kye Salve In to Bestora Gray Fails Never Concerns Will Investigate Tubes New Size 25c Sugar Murine Kye LiqHair to its Toothful Color told her that he lived in the city He age of eighty put the finishing touches uid Cures scalp dieMa heir tailing Bye Books in each Pkg and 1 at Dnigrlrt Washington — Investigation of the was staying in the village with some to three pictures by which he will be American company Refining Sugar relative for a few days probably and represented this year at the Academy with happiIf you are acquainted and all other concerns engaged in the out for a stroll the same as she had Ills "February Fill Dyke” is one of his ness Introduce him to your neighbor or refining of sugar to been manufacture works Leader’s father — E Brooks ascertain whether there have been That evening the boy called at the was a painter of some merit and the law was house of the His fifty cents was ready but son inherited a strong artistic nature violation? Mrs Winslow’s Bootbtng Srun for Children nuru til IrrIUUw km But In wirta Glm on Monday recommended by the he would not accept it He brought a During hla early life he was by force teething softens the gums cures wind colic 2ie a bottle on rules sat at ( I - The Wretchedness of Constipation Thompson’s Eye Water Toasties happiness go along THE NATURALIST le Happy Mood— for REPUBLICANS UNABLE TO STOP DEMOCRATS IN THEIR FIRST TARIFF MEASURE :OCICXXXX)COCX30C)OOCKDOO(XXXXXXXXICX3CXXXXXXIC)OOOCOCXXXXXXOO CEREAL Creek CO Mich Ltd house committee Attempt at Bank Robbery Failed Portland — A hold attempt to rob the East Side Bank Monday afternoon was defeated by the hank employees The robber entered the bank fired one shot at Cashier Fred Alt who returned the fire as did President Newhall The robber fled but was captured Burned to Death Va— Five of the six Charlottesville a farmer children of Sanford Davis residing near Free Union Albemarle were burned to death In a county the Davis home fire which destroyed 7 on Monday Children Keeping Tab on Commission Washington — The house of reprehas called on the secretary sentatives of the treasury for a detailed statement of all money spent by the monetary commission since Its organization note to he delivered and he down with a grin on his face while Miss Gertrude answered It It read: “Miss Alnsley: 'Your conduct this afternoon In the brow beating a young employe of mine Is simply reprehensiThe terms In which you charble me are no less so acterized I have yet to learn that you havs been appointed the legal guardian of the birds and animals In this locality” Then there followed a “sincerely” and the name “Carroll Denton” How dare he!” ex“The villain! claimed the girl as she looked at the boy “He’s an awful fellow” was the “When I told him how you reply bluffed me out of the rabbit up there he Just gnashed his teeth He only wanted five rabbits at first but now he says he’ll catch a hundred He’s and and he’s got an awful temper on him” Miss Gertrude was absent from tho room four or five minutes and then of financial circumstances compelled to paint the kind of pictures the public liked “Many’s the time” he states "I have wished I could destroy a number of those early His at the first picture was exhibited Royal Academy about sixty years ago He has many pleasant memories of As may be exConstable and Millais Mr Leader is a fierce oppopected nent of the 10000 Boys Off London Streets A new set of regulating street trading by juveniles has been approved by the London county councommittee If the bycil educational laws are sanctioned by the council no boy under fourteen and no girl under sixteen will be permitted to engage In street trading It was stated that the effect of the new regulations would be to take 10000 boys and 1000 girls off the streets where they were now trading allays pain If thou considerest thyself thou wilt not say of thee — Thomas A READER what thou ai t In care what men a Kempls CURES HOWARD E BURTON CHEMIST0 Gold Lead Silver prices Gold Specimen Gold mo or Copper fillvei Mailing list sent on application envelopesandand full price eadvLUo umpire work solicited Control National Back Carbonate Boferenee CoV HIS CONSTIPATION-TR- Y Simple way for any family to retain The editors of “Health Hints" and “Questions and Answers” have one question that Is put to them more often than any other and which strangely enough they find the most difficult to answer That Is “How can 1 cure my constipation?" Dr Caldwell an eminent specialist In diseases of the stomach liver and bowels has looked the whole field over has practised the specialty for forty years and Is convinced that the Ingredients contained !n what is called Dr Caldwell’s Svrup Pepsin has the best claim to attention from constipated people Its success in the cure of stubborn constipation has don much to displac th th e us® IT FREE good health of all Its members of salts waters strong cathartics and such tilings Syrup bowel Pepsin by trainand muscles to ing thedo stomach their work naturally and with again th Its tonic Ingredients strengthening nerves brings about a lasting cure Its strongest supporters are Mr AmongGravellno of 98 Milwaukee Ave John Detroit Mleh Mr J A Vernon of Oklahoma City and thousands of others It can be obtained of any druggist at fifty cents and one dollar a bottle or if you want to try it first a free sample bnttl can be obtained by writing the doctor For the free sample addrea Dr W B Caldwell Caldwell building |