Show r p resentation cTWARVELS or any or will CURIOUS ODD tAND INTERESTING OBJECTS cAND PLACES I I I I For Infants and Children The Kind You Havs 170 St LAKE CITE UTAH WAS A Bad Break Stodgers went to a wedding reception and found himself crowded in a corner with a stout lady Bald Stodgers "Beastly crowd” "Wedding receptions are Buch a bore I came only beoause I promised the bride Nice little thing Rather sweet looks like but tiresome Bridegroom a bounder Don’t know him do you?" “Yes" replied the stout lady "I’m his mother" stammered "How unfortunate!" with an attempt at a smile Stodgers "Of course I must have got him mixed with his younger brother" And then he struggled back through the crowd and went home — Cleveland Plain Dealer Muffled Against the Pest t ? the market when you use LUNETA tiz3 only packed in Ask your grocer for LUNETA toon Bank by Mail With the oldest bank In the intermountain Don't keep cash where it mag he stolen to this solid Send a letter with remittance Institution and your account begins 100 up department receives sums Irom twice a per cent interest compounded WALKER BROTHERS Write tor information region or lost strong Savings paying year BANKERS Salt Lake City Economy She — "Don’t let’s have oysters this Let’s be economical and eveaingl theu you can buy me that pearl necklace I told you of” Sweet Innocence Telegrapher — "The message must not exceed 10 words” Bair Sender — "I can add a postscript can’t I?”— Boston Transcript A POSITIVE and CURE FOR Drunkenness and Opium Diseases Ladin trtitel Tktn b M publicity a dcltatii THE urirately aa ia their uwa keaiet Street Salt Lake South 314 They Didn't u See A trio of professional were off In a corner of the club spinBrown had just told a ning yarns and the most unbelievable story other two glanced at each other “Well I assure you gentlemen" said Brown "if I hadn’t seen it myself I shouldn’t have believed it" said one of the two doubtful ones "you must remember old man that we dln’t see it” — Upplncott's Magazine Wisdom of Woman Savings Bank Depositor — "Will you please cancel my old book and Issue me a new one?" Cashier— "What’s the matter lost your book?” exactly but it Depositor — "Not amounts to the same thing My wife won’t let me have It’’ — Judge An Easy Way If you want to find out all about a man’s shortcomings try to fix it so that you may overhear some of his relatives talking about him Just for a Change I wish Johnny — "Mamma little sister” — Mamma “Why do you wish dear?" i Johnny — ’Cause I’m tired of teasing the cat” — Catholic News Abnormal worried about ray boy" Isn’t he get"What’S the trouble? ting along well In school?” “Yes but I bought him an airgun the other day and he hasn’t expressed a desire to go out and kill anything" 1 V' BY HIS DrSAMUUmeJtE P"ipt fltmjdrtm MxStnnm Jfithtlh Stta TELESCOPES MADE into his Sd Yrtmi tomkrfmm Signature The Centaur of Company NEW YORK in mink Guaranteed under the Food of Wrapper Exact Copy Use For Over Thirty Years Loss FOR i MFSlftS Vm! mTAua MarntHT staweaeirv TWO ” Shoots 22 short 22 long and 22 long rifle cartridges without adjustment PIGEONS HATCH A CHICKEN have two fantall pigeons both birds and I noticed one day that built a nest and then were sitting on it alternately as If they were going to hatch eggs says a writer In the Strand It struck me that it might be a good Idea to put an egg of ray bantams Into the nest to compensate the I male they Hammerless Solid Breech Safe I expert gunsmiths as the big game rifles If you want to shoot your best shoot 22s Lesmok Their accuracy enabled Arthur Hubalek to break the World’s Built by the Record DOG - A perfect Remedy for Constipation Sour Stomach Diarrhoea Worms Convulsions Feverishness and OF SLEEP side dietrict The doctors and sanitary officials on duty In the of Manchuria breathe when on their gruesome task through pads of lint soaked In carbolic acid which kills the bacilli of the pest before they can The doctor shown on the right Is wearing his full enter mouth or nose He Is breathing through a pad of lint soaked In carbolic acid working kit his linen mask and "goggles" make it Impossible for bacilli to reach hit face he Is gloved linen clothes which can be boiled and disinfected easily cover him to the boots KNOWN In frpptrmimi BiCrik tmmit hdm h'trm SUSPENDERS The buckle was driven causing a small abrasion j J WIDELY of NotNarcotic had a lucky escape bullet at New York He wears very large some days ago on his suspendbuckles metal heavy ers So when he had an argument with another Italian in front home and his assailant blazed away at him the bullet hit the buckle directly over his heart and flattened It- self MOST Signature Promotes Digestion Cheerfulness and Rest Contains neither nor Mineral OpiumMorphine Pietro Flguro from a revolver frfV i 9ST The Son’s Retort An old man out in Missouri tried to oommit suicide by hanging himself with a blinds bridle His son cut him down Just in time "It ain’t right Henry you’ve kept your father out of heaven" said the old man "You’d cut a fine figure in heaven looking through a blind bridle wouldn’t you?" retorted tho son— Record Philadelphia “I’m SAVED f tho Beam iiNjnwtfs® ch i tt k 6n! YEARS An unusual thing happened recently when a ring was discovered by Pa man after being lost a Crlsfield 91 years The husband of the owner was plowing and while pulling off a glove pulled off the ring which could The other day a child not be found stuck a pitchfork Into the ground and when he drew It up was astonished to find a ring on one of the prongs which The ring bore an Inscription led to its return to its owner Always Bought -3 ALCOHOLPER CENT Vegetable Preparation for As similating iheFoodandRegula-linthe Stomachs and Bowels of facsimile Luneta day being parted from her black cat owned by Mrs N J of Bayonne Stanley Fradansky Jumped from a third story window reafter having attacked 9 P cently FradanMrs C A Lambert Officer sky did not fancy harboring ‘kittens and she didn’t want to drown them and so she sent for the S P C A to take them When Lambert was pickthe mother cat ing up the youngsters sprang upon him and bit and scratched him on the face and sands before being pulled off The officer put the kittens In his wagon while the mother cat sat on a window sill looking down As the door of the wagon upon him closed the cat let out a loud howl dying Inand Jumped to the ground at AFTER the ONLY FRESH ROASTED STEEL CUT COFFEE on the market get the ( best coffee SUICIDE? stantly Is You A kittens a Hewlett's FRESH ROASTED means you get all the strength STEEL CUT means all the chaff and waste is ELIMINATED THE PUSSY Grieved V ffitl Pieces Are specially with us For individual! weddings churches purpose We have the thing! make special pieces to order Free Get our catalogue tv in lame 00 consecutive shots scoring 2500' PemlflgtOnrUMC — the 2484 out of a possible perfect shooting combination at various promiIn Switzerland Matallie Cartridge Co Remington t nent stations are to be found 299 Broadway New York City observation telescopes by means of which visitors may survey the wonSome time ago It was derful scenery Next! THEN HE WENT to have telescopes found Inconvenient There were a couple of dandy fish through which only one person could liars In the Colonial lobby We didn’t look at a time and the existing Inhave time to get their names adpigeons for the trouble they had takstruments were replaced with glasses dresses and photographs but we linen In building it Apparently they ap- which allow two people to use them gered long enough to hear the converpreciated my doing so as from that simultaneously sation The poignant part thereof time they never left the nest for about The new instruments are was as follows: three weeks when to my great surand of course have a dupli"How much did your fish weigh?” prise I found a little chicken peeping cate set of glasses and prisms They “I didn’t have no hay scales with from the pigeon's nest produce a wonderful stereoscopic efme you mut But when I pulled him to was see how the fect everything standing It touching out boldly out it lowered the lake four Inches” to be but pigeons tried to feed the chicken by and clearly and appearing "Some fish” commented the other their beaks as pigeons do a few yards away opening without the quiver of an eyelash the youngster to help and Inviting With the Instrument shown objects me of some good sporty! "Reminds himself to the contents of their crops 40 or 50 miles away can be detected had duck hunting last fall I fired at Is the which of course It refused to do be- with comparative ease In a museum at Washington This Is due a flock of ducks and gathered up four stuffed body of “Owney” the most cause it Is a chicken and not a to the clear atmosphere of the Alps quarts of toes” — Cleveland Plain The pigeons are very fond of In part widely known member of the canine but nevertheless the new pigeon Dealer race in America and the proud owner the little one and take it under their telescope has a much better range of something like 500 wings to keep It warm whenever it than the old variety Moreover in his lifetime It is Now What Did his wants it exactly as a hen treats her attractive to gaze at the scenery In medals Owney did not earn At a receilt wedding a baby had proud position by rescue work at the chickens company with a pleasant companion to the It’s shrieked without Intermission Mr Bore (looking) — Gracious! He just seaside or in the mountains of the guests etc annoyance great traveled traveled traveled anywhere nearly ten o’clock was leaving the As the bridal Miss on land and on sea Caustlque (suppressing a church a slight party and everywhere One delay occurred When Owney first was afflicted with yawn) — Are you quite sure It’s not of the guests seized the opportunity eleven? he stole aboard his traveling mania to say to the first bridesmaid: a mall car and for ten years there babies a a are nuisance "What at Bohemia From Far after he was seldom off one He was wedding!” Bjenks — How is that lean United adopted officially by t the "Yes indeed!” answered the bridesbohemian getting on these States postoffice department and now maid angrily “When I send out indays? to commemorate then a trip and TJarks — Why they say he Is desper- vitations to my wedding I shall have longer than usual a medal or rather ately fn love with the girl down in printed In the corner ‘No babies exa metal tag was bestowed upon him "—Judge the laundry and Is to be married soon pected’ Once Owney even crossed the ocean suspicious about it though Something as the guest of mall clerks Let amusement fill In the chinks of Bjenks — I should say so What Is a true bohemian doing around a laun- your life not the great spaces thereof — Parker HERO TALE OF A DONKEY dry anyway? Cold Spring Fish Hatchery A tale of the sagacity and heroism or donkey comes of a little burro from the Mogave desert The engineer of the Santa Fe limited sudslowed and the paskengers up denly what had stopped It far wondering climbed from signs of civilization from the sleepers They found stand in the center of the lng resolutely animal a little track plainly marked with the life of the desert It refused to clear the path of the train until the engineer discovered tied to one of Its front legs a slip of The curious passengers paper crowded about the engineer and read an appeal for help from Henry GoodScrawled on the paper was the ing blunt statement he bad broken a leg ten miles south of Siberia and wa3 At the first station the mesalone sage of the injured man was placed who brought n the hands of men Hooding to the town Healthy Women Strong Ii a woman ia strong and healthy in a womanly way moth The trouble lies erhood meant to her but little suffering in the fact that the many women suffer irom weakness tad disease oi the distinctly feminine organism and aro unfitted This can be remedied tot motherhood Dr Pierce’s Favorite Prescription Caret the weaknesses and disorders of women It aete directly on tho delicate and important organs concerned in motherhood making them Leal thy strong vigorous virile and elastic “Favorite Prescription' banishes tho indispositions of the period of expectancy and makes baby's advent easy and It quickens and vitalizea the feminine almost painless Cre of the largest and most interesting fish hatcheries In the country is that at Cold Springs Harbor Long Island Though the pools near the buildare all open those further down ing shown in the accompanying photograph the ravine are of necessity covered because of the depredations of the kingfishers which swarm atout the place eager foropportunities to get foodwithout much labor This hatchery Is an attractive place for tourists and Is visited by many thousand persons in the course of the year Thousands of women havm organs and insures a healthy and robust baby testified to its marvelous merits It Makes Sick Women Well It Makes Weak Women Strong “ just and urge them upon you Honest druggists do not offer substitutes as good' remedy It Accept no secret nostrum in place of this or injurious contains not a drop of aloohol and not a grain of Is a pure glyocrio extract of healing native American roots drugs r rK |