Show V J 'W all day if you are awakened prompt and reliable Alarm Clock you off in plenty of time ao you We guarantee our don't need to hurry about them alarma and are as particular aa we are about our watches GOSSIP LEGISLATIVE UTAH You Feel W iWFJ' ’n bettet Happenings by a Ninth It In Both Branches General Aisembly of REMOVES ALL THE SHELL Is Important It that you should now rid your those Impure poisonous effeto matters that have accumulated In It during the winter PA SIX COACHES OF SOUTHERN CIFIC TRAIN WRECKED BY RAIL BROKEN Many persons decline to have boilThe longest meeting the senate has ed eggs for breakfast for the reason thus far in the ninth sesthat they are somewhat of a nuisance experienced was that of to prepare after they sion of the legislature have been Monday lasting from 2 until 6:25 p brought to the table and before they m A few are content to Six bills were passed and an can be eaten Fifteen Persons Are Injured Two of Six have were or the this but introduced do servant waiter number equal Whom Are Probably Fatally Hurt this dainty bills were passed by the house and the pleasure of dispatching LAKE and That All Were Not Killed one introduced breakfast morsel is marred by tht Is Regarded as a Marvel The state capitol bill was signed by knowledge that It Is almost lmposslblt Governor Spry on Monday and filed to open a hot boiled egg without the with the secretary of state The state fingers of the opener coming Into In A POSITIVE and PER tlmate contact with the contents of MANENT CURE FOR Elko Nevada — Fifteen persons were capitol is now assured There Is some talk among a few of the shell Drunkenness and Injured In a wreck on the Southern This uncertainty Is overcome by the Pacific near Palisade this state Mon the senators of the probability of a Opium Diseases of session the legislature use of the device shown In the accom One man and two women special day night Thsrs is M publicity aa dcluras Litk treated aa so many bills not yet even THE probably are fatally hurt while twelve There are arintely aa ia tbair awa hoaua STITUTE 134 South Tsapls Straat Salt Uka Citr by committees that it is others were slightly injured The considered that the senate thought impossible wrecked train was No 10 eastbound wrthin vne known as the fast mall can finish the work BEING THE ONLY SEEDSMEN The limit liquor bill alone may and six cars left the track three of the thoro country making which were hurled down the embank consume a week or ten days In discusField Test of Beads we lead all competitor!) Write for our Big Free Catalog of ment Two alighted on their side sion the bill introWithout opposition while the third a tourist rests upon duced by Representative William AlliIts top son providing for the terms and sesPhysicians and nurses were rushed CO Salt Lake City the to Palisade and the lnjmeu were sions of the district courts passed The bill stipto the company hospital at lower house Monday MEN AND WOMEN to Learn brought ulates that there shall be held at least WANTED HarberTrade In Eight Weeks Elko Tuition with set of tools of court three each year terms The cause of the wreck With partial set of tools a was With your own (45 sentools SJ5 Address Molar Barbar Collage broken rail Four hundred feet of A lively contest enlivened the Commercial street bait Lake City Utah ate procedure Monday afternoon in track was torn up bill No senate of the consideration That fifty or sixty persons were not When Pride Took a Pall for 137 the by Horsley providing killed Is a marvel say raillie had asked her father for her Instantly compulsory exchange of water for irroad officials hand and been duly accepted The rigation and culinary purposes TORCH FOR PLAGUE VICTIMS to be bill passed by a vote of 12 to 4 after Naturally he was Inclined the girl being pretty and the Jubilant a heated debate Fear of Death Overcomes Chinese father reputed rich It is probable that a sifting comCremation Superstition “Oh well" eald the latter presentAgainst to go over panylng cut The apparatus consists mittee will be appointed three about ly as he carefully Inspected the clear cups end of two porcelain Peking— There is notlcealife activ- ill me isures before the house Havana the youth handed him “you ity by the Chinese government to stay that the house will meet twice dally Inches high with a rubber egg holder in the top of each as illustrated One needn't be bo unduly puffed up over the spread of the plague and sanitary tor the remainder of the session of has a metallic the cups It You’re the sixteenth youngster measures are being strictly enforced pivoted After a pretty battle tn tne senate striker actuated by a coil spring In I've accepted for a were this In all tjie towns where a few weeks n which the Democrats augyear and I expect two more tomor- ago the disease was allowed full mented by four Republicans senate operating an egg Is placed in one cup row” Instructions have been Issued bill No 42 by Kuchler an act permit- as shown then pressing the two cups swing of the city council to firmly together the striker Is let go what does this mean?” that every village burn Its dead ting The panic and fear of the plague stammered the youth onfirm an appointment made by the with a quick snap which will cut the the Chinese super- mayor passed the senate by a vote of egg shell and permit the loose con"It means” replied the shocking have overridden tents of the shell to' be emptied Into old poppy “amusement for the girl stition against crematlop of the bodies II to 6 an egg cup or glass The remainder and cigars for me” — Cleveland Plain of the victims and now almost dally The Burton measure providing that of the shell contents can be removed shall Dealer the torch Is applied to piles of hastily powder houses and magazines a spoon with The empty shells may constructed coffins among which are be placed at a safe distance from pubHusband Careless be loosened from the holders with a often seen bodies wrapped only in lic roads and resldencs passed tho shrouds By using this device It Is onljf “What have you done?” exclaimed senate Monday by a vote of 15 to 1 spoon necessary to touch the egg when placMrs Cumrox as she flourished a letSenator Smith casting the only disCONGRESSMAN ALLEN DEAD ing It In the sheller and even that ter at him senting vote be avoided by putting It in with “Has that anything to do with the 1000 for the may An appropriation of From Maine Who Was a spoon I tried to help you Representative correspondence expenses of the state board of medical Private Secretary to Thos b Reed with?” two the examiners for years ensuing Washington — Representative Amos la It’s an Indignant “It has protest Broth for the Children provided In a bill introduced in the Allen of Maine died of pneumonia at I told you to address that distinstate A most delicious food for children Monday by Senator his apartments here early Monday W N legislature guished pianist as ‘Herr Professor’” Just beginning to eat and for Invalids: Williams i ' “And I did so" following several days’ Illness The liquor bill prepared by the Buy a pound of the best round steak “Yes Eut you wrot? It 'Hair Pro Representative Allen was born In loint committee was presented remove every particle of fat and put feasor!’ ” — Washington 'Star York county Me March Waterjiorc In the senate and house on through the food chopper Put the 17 1837 and was graduated from to the new chopped steak Into a two quart glass According Action His Peculiar Explained He was private Friday college in 1860 towns and territory cities preserving jar and add a tablespoonA burglar went home one night resecretary to Speaker Tnomas B Reed ful pf tapioca Fill the jar with cold of cities and towns are made votat the in the and cently fumbled noiselessly ing units in determining question of water put on the cover and see the and let himself In without congress and was elected to the laloons keyhole If licenses or prohibition jar Into a pan of cold water Be Btire congress November 6 1899 ire refused by officials authorized to that the pan holds water enough to making a sound He was about jto creep softly upstairs when his wife to fill the vacancy caused by the res- pass upon them appeals may be pro- cover of the Jar and as It He had ignation of Speaker Reed appeared on the upper landing boils Now put the away renew it secuted to the district and supreme “Mike” she salu "wot makes ye served continuously since but was not :ourts for saloon license pan containing the Jar Into the oven Applicants last fall come in so quiet?” At the end must file a bond of $3000 with not and cook for six hours “Blame It!” bellowed the burglar of that time remove the jar and strain Railroad Building in Wyoming 'ewer than two sureties License ”1 thought I was in another house” a fine sieve are reliable for all damages grow- the contents through Omaha Neb — The Union Pacific Life —Brooklyn most This a delicious and nourmakes railroad Saturday let the contract for ing out of the sale of Intoxicating A cupful broth of this with link liquors Saloons must be on the ground ishing the construction of a A Well Protected Wedding a few crackers or toasted bread full in Interior entire door the of and is the which contemplated Not long ago the daughter of the Minors or wo- makes a fine dinner for a child or a chief of police of a big eastern city across eastern Wyoming to Kilpatrick view from thebeexterior sick person In saloons employed was married The next day a woman Bros & Collins Work must begin men cannot to remain opwho had expected an invitation to the within ten days and the entire dis- Saloons are not allowed after 11 o'clock at night and canFarina Bread and had been disappointed tance finished by August 1 although en wedding 6 o’clock the follow the work is promised by July 1 The not reopen until license as for Make porridge of Farina remarked acidly: will be grantNo Ing morning ”1 understand It was one of the best link which has just been contracted ed for Amount when done one breakfast one than a year period longer for extends from Northport to Neb policed affairs of the year” — The Popor for a shorter period than three quart When nearly cooked add two and parallels the Bur- months Goring Neb After retail of rolled oats ular Magazine for Is fixed License large handfuls lington the entire distance a few minutes pour Into mixer dealers ranging from 6600 to $1800 Add Human Emotions year wholesalers $400 to $1000 dis- two tablespoons of ialt and teaspoon-oAldrich for Canadian Treaty and tillers $400 to $1000 druggists "Why do you weep over the sorStir lard and one cup molasses — Senator Aldrich Washington to $600 brewers $200 rows of- people in whom yon hare no pharmacists add dissolved and cool lukewarm then to $200 interest when you go to the theatre?" chairman of the finance committee of $250 to $1250 and clubs Then thicken with white yeast cake the senate has written President Taft $1000 asked the man flour and proceed exactly as with the No ol that he favors the confirmation Senate joint resolution by white bread “I don’t know” replied the woman Think I bake it about agreement Badger pased the senate Friday af- one and when a the Canadian reciprocity I make hours "Why do you dheer wldly man with who you are not acquainted Whether the letter makes promises ol ternoon by a vote of 12 to 2 The res- large loaves so If yon make them In the olution ratifies the proposed in getting action amendslides to second base?” — Washington assistance I a shorter time will do smaller senate at the present session has not ment to the constitution the United of Star like this bread because the crust Is been disclosed but senators who have States authorizing an income tax ways tender and the bread is good for seen it intimate the senator will do In the senate If the bill introduced Formality nearly a week all he can to aid the presiurni Hyde becomes a Friday by Senator Old Lady — Can't something be law Utah will be among tha leading done? Violent Earthquake In Turkey To Whiten Yellowed Linen few west a atates within years — the of They’ve sent Bystander Oh yes — A violent earth- In the matter of good Constantinople roads and whose household A woman goods the crew a line to come ashore was experienced at Monastir The bill provides for a bond had been packed away for several bridges Old Lady — Good gracious! Were quake and elsewhere throughout the vilayet issue of $260000 by the state board years found upon unpacking them they actually waiting for a formal in- of Monastir on Monday was 3f loan commissioners There and doilies that the centerpieces that w In eatner?— London vitation this Two bills both having for their ob- were embroidered Several mosques some loss of life In colors had Opinion and houses were destroyed The pop ject the better development of the turned yellow She was at a loss to senate in Introduced state the were ulatlon is camping out and suffering know how to whiten them since anyHis Annual The authorities Friday by the commltte on agriculture Intensely with cold thing of sufficient strength for bleachGushing Lady — “I hear you’ve been have appealed to the government for and irrigation ing would fade the color of the emaway for your health professor” 300 tents and relief funds bill providing Senator Kuchler's On the advice of a friend broidery Musical Lton — “Yes I’ve been to members that In a tie vote among she put the articles to soak In butterMarienbad Bride Strangles Herself taking the baths” 3f city councils the mayor may cast milk for two or three days then launThat must — LeGushing Lady — “Really! killed Los Angeles Mrs Nellie Ybara the deciding vote has been dered them In the usual way to find have been a change for you!” — Lonbrun 20 years old and a bride of six Governor Spry his signed house bill them nicely bleached Soak them in don Opinion weeks committed suicide Sunday by No 4 by Russell making the maxi- an earthen bowl never In a tin veswith a rope adjusted mum punishment for highway robbery sel lest herself strangling they rust The Only Piece ill Imprisonment minimum to a door knob in her home for life The Fond Friend — “Was there much cut health Is believed to have been the Is five years Fruit Pyramid Three house measures were killed glass among the wedding presents?” cause t Is an easily preA fruit pyramid Jealous Cat — “Only her engageOne related to the malicious Friday Lid Raised in Butte ment ring” — Judge of fenses and other ob- pared dessert and calls only for preconstruction Butte Mont — After a week ol structions for served fruits the lady fingers and whipped another provided Was There any Spare Time? darkness and quiet the red light disall the Draw for railcream superfluous appointment of policemen The op- road Husband — You never kiss me ex- trict is in full blast again and Juice from two or three preserved and steamboat companies position of business men to the policy the third prevented females under the pears an equal number of peaches cept when you want money of suppression caused the lid to be age of 21 years from getting married and plums and a few spoonfuls of Wife — Well Isn’t tnat often enough raised without the consent of parent or guarcanned cherries and berries and pile —Smart Set dian with a circle of them in a pyramid Woman Stabs Husband Of Course Not Iverson's bill giving to the lady fingers and rosettes of whipped Senator — Aberdeen was S D Philip Krieter “How can you let your Italian masFlavor the whipped cream state land board control over all the cream stabbed through the heart In a batter kiss you Amalie? lands of the state and including lands with maraschino Mamma “Well can't expect tle with his wife Monday night His lying below the water’s edge of any you wife aged 22 is held for murder me to know enough Italian after only stream or lake passed the senate on a When found still — Krieter Nippy Cheese griped lx lessons to forbid him!” FUegende with but one negative vote knife In his right hand and another Thursday To one cup of grated dry American Blatter Senator Hyde's bill relating to the cheese add one tablespoonful was stuck In his heart butter of county siection and qualifications But it Doesn't Worry Him dash of cayenne and salt to generous Boy Sentenced to Death "A clockmaker must be the most superintendents of district schools taste Work to a smooth paste and Globe Arlz — Plennie Stokes the passed the senato without opposition add one teaspoon cream Put Into Bneasy of manufacturers” Texas boy convicted of the t prescribes that superintendents "Why so?" tiny glasses and keep In cold place Is a good way "Because there Is always the pros- murder of Deputy Sheriff Wood was shall be over the age of This until used pect of a strike In his works” — Bah sentenced on Monday to be hanged at years must have a high school to use up bits of dry cheese of any ‘he Florence Prison on April 26 and also show they have had fiv Swiss etc tlmore American kind such as Roquefort rears’ experience as teachers $ 00 WIUBilOR Implement That Wilt Find Immediate With All Thoee Favor Fond of Egga blood upwarda of The secret of the unequaled and really wonderful success of Hood’s Sarsaparilla as a remedy for Blood Humors is the fact that it combines not simply sarsaparilla but the utmost remedial values of more than twenty — Roots Barks and Herbs — known to have extraordinary efficacy in purifying the blood and building up the whole system There is no real substitute for Hoodie Sarsaparilla no “just as good” Get Hood’s today in liquid form or tablets called Sarsatabs medicine FOR DISTEMPER FEVER CATARRHAL AND ALL NOSE AND THROAT DISEASES PINK EYE Care tbs skin and acts at a preventive for others I Iquld given so tbetongue Safe for brood mares and all others Beat kldnev remedy 60 cents and 00 the dozen Bold by all drnegicts a bottle S500 and aud bora goods houses or sent express paid by tha manufacturers SPOHN CO MEDICAL GOSHEN Chemists remington REPEATING 22 RIFLE & M if Jr The popular idea of the 22 calibre rifle is that it b a sparrow giw — a plaything for the little boy n V Not' so the REMINGTON 22 ReHammerless Solid Breech built peater to exactly the same high standard of quality as the big game REMINGTON Repeates this rifle is a man’s rifle and for the boy who has the No rifle to compare with it making of a man for target shooting for crows hawks squirrels and other small game of the keener sort Whether you are shooting in the field or at the target never forget that UMC 22 cartridges are essential to the surest results Straight shooting hard hitting sure fire UMC 22 short 22 long and 22 long rifle cartridges can be depended upon to be as perfect as any ammunition of any cdlibre made Targets Sent Free The Utuos Metallic Cartridge Anal The Remmgtoa Aiwcn US Brsadway Compasy Company Turk Ck The Test of Intellect "I wonder why Mrs Fllmgtlt regards her husband as stupid He has been very successful In business” "Perhaps” replied Mr Meekton “he’s like so many of the rest of us who can’t possibly learn to keep the core of a bridge game” Important THE WORLD TWO GRAND CRUISES of about three and months' duration each The flrstto leave New Yert Nev I HI I 7 end the second from See Frssclsc Feb 1 2 by the targe transatlantic eiaeunar to Mothers ‘Cleveland” Examine careiully every bottle of CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy 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