Show School Pins Hs First Case By DONALD Copyright Mr Paul examination by Associated baa passed hla Franklin and become a member of the bar Not that he Intended to hang out a 'shingle and become a practicing but more to oblige the good lawyer old aunt who had brought him up and sent him through collegfi and had oft en said: “You will have the estate to manage during my life and when I am gone you will have to manage it for One should be a lawyer to yourself do these thlngB” Within a week after Paul had been granted a legal right to add “Attor- at Law” after his name the old of the estate in turning the papers over to the young man said: “There Is one matter I wish to call The to your particular attention I stocked estate owns Lake Placid It with choice fish several years ago and put up many signs of “No Tree-pass” Those signs have been gen- but last summer one respected particular person having a camp a short distance away persisted in fishing In spite of all protests I have Just received word that the same per- son Is back there for the summer and Is fishing man there Our again thinks an example ought to be made He says that when he made protest this person told him to go to grass” A very nervy person remarked the young lawyer I think Truly so you should write to the agent there to take out a warrant make an arrest and bring the case to trial You can go UP there and appear for yourself and oMARVELSV’ THE EARTH CURIOUS ODD cAND INTERESTING OBJECTS cAND PLACES ALLEN Literary AS A LIVING Head Dress Worth A remarkable association of youthful professional drowners and lifesaving heroes has been discovered by the Paris police The number of boys who h&ve fallen Into the river and been rescued by their companions has grown to such an extent in the St Louis district that the local magistrate ordered that the boys on the embankment should be Watched As a result Louis Berbaud was seen to let himself drop cautiously into the water and the next instant two of his eomrades sprang heroically after him and brough him to land Ber baud played his part to perfection and feigning illness was transported to the salvage station One of his gallant rescuers remained with him while the other hastened away as it was afterwards ascertained to give the news to the newspapers in order-tobtain a reward Berbaud and his friends afterwards made a full confession Their association a had number of members they said but they refused to give the names They had found the profession a paying one as the heroes were nearly always and they always loyally recompensed shared their profits " “But — but as persisted Paul he saw the defendant at last and noted the fact that she was one of the best looking girls he had even seen “My client pleads not guilty” said the opposing counsel “She will mlt ben8 on the ake n a boa at cIoua times and of Ashing for fish but sbe dene8 catching She also any denles that Bbe s a ruffian If my learned brother on the other side wisbes to go ahead with the cas "But bow can I?” a®ked Paul in a helpless way “I prepared to cute a ruffian who was trampling the law under foot but here 1 find “A youn£ ladY wh° hasn't been “1 trampling” finished his honor think It would be well for the Pianant and defendant to walk over ° that window together and see if 80me amcable understanding cannot be aridved Miss Lacy rose up with mischief in ber eyes and walked ®nd the blush ing youn attorney could do no less than her There wasn’t much conversation after reaching the down8ad: dear Miss Lacy I beg your pardon a thousand times over” “Don’t mention it” “If I had known — “But you didn’t” “9ut you may catch every fish In "y To spend a few weeks or a few months during the fall or winter months in CALIFORNIA li the direct line to the Pacific Cout alto to Goldfield and Tonopah Three Daily Trains Electric Lighted Observation Cart ' and full information tee your local A G P agent or addreta J H Manderfield A 169 Main Street Sail Lake City Utah q For rates A POSITIVE aad PERMANENT CURE FOR CAT AND HALF Tksrs RABBIT $45000 PRANKS f a thunderstorm in BrockDuring ton Mass a bolt of lightning entered on the second floor of a a bedroom Bolles was house In which Edward sitting The lightning ripped up the bed clothing burned the mattress and knocked the footboard through a winA gold watch chain which was dow attached to a vest he was wearing was melted and his watch spirited al-away and has not been found though a thorough search of the house A part ahd grounds has been made of the roof of the house was lifted from Its fastenings and tipped on Bed clothing and curtains In edge every room of the house were set Bolles was not even stunned afire the by lightning though It played all ' around him HE unsociable!" “Oh yes You see wouldn't let them talk” the warden Drunkenness and Diseases u HAS MUCH TOO CARGO The strangest cargo that a purser ever had on a manfest was brought into New York the other day on a Ward line steamship It was a consignment of 38 bags of dried files The files were shipped by a Santa Cruz firm to Germany where they are used as chicken food ' 'A t 1V! vt V T i V P ‘ “ T C V”V': 3 '' I i X’V' 1 & ' v ' feaThe floating Island of Yagl is one of the attractive and mysterious tures of a charming summer resort of North Yezo Japan The Island Is said to change its position continually being affected by the tides Ete CHECK8 Una Rubber Type orders Outfits receive Mall ALT LAKE STAMP Full In ttock and auppliea prompt attention CO Salt Laka City Located In Zanesville Ohio they tell of a a young widow who In consulting tombstone maker with reference to a said: monument for the deceased Now Mr Jones' all I want to say is ‘To My Husband’ In an appropriate place” “Very ma’am” well said the stone- cutter When the tombstone was put up the to her amazement widow discovered these that upon it were inscribed words: “To My Husband In an Approprl ate place” — Hampers The Third Degree 3 Census Man — “Now your age made How old are you?’’ am Mrs Giddy — “It’s none of your business and I’ll never tell you In this The unusual spectacle of snakes milking a cow was witnessed recently on the borders of Oxon and GlouA Mrs Rice cestershire England living near the village of Oddlngton keeps two cows and It was discovId the animals although ered that perfect condition were not giving the proper supply of milk tha might be expected The cowman was at first at a loss to find a reason but one day he visited the cows In the meadow and found one of the animals lying down quite contentedly while two large grass snakes were sucking at the udders The reptiles had evidently found milk a thriving diet for each was 3 feet 7 inches in length and over 7 inches round the thickest part of the body GIRL i Sth STAMPS RUBBER The clerk supposed that he would show up with the bride’s parents In n hour he again presented himself at the counter — with another girl — Met ropolitan Magazine NOSE- STRANGE Lsdiia treatsd m dcksMS THE m ii tkrir eva koMs 334 Taapla Strut Salt Laka City shprtly tated STEAMER’S arintsif m He Was Easily Pleased A young Lithuanian called at the marriage license office in Chicago with his bride recently but a license was refused on account of the bride’s tender yearB she being only 15 The lover was crestfallen for a few momenta then his face cleared up and he left with the remark that he would return Surgeons at the Cincinnati City hosa pital believe that John Lehray There was washed up by the waves cooper who applied for treatment rehas the largest nose In the in St Margaret’s bay near Dover cently world The ponderous nasal appen- England recently a curious root that has the appearance of a veritable old six is Inches and dage man of the sea It is 15 Inches in long and three and a half inches wide It hangs over the lips and interferes height and is pictured herewith Just as it was found not having been alwhen he eats or talks Lehray is suftered in any way fering from elephantiasis of the nose and the physicians have decided that will be to ampu- SNAKES the organ require COWS THAT' MILK Floating Island of Japan ' ' Against the Rules “He lived next door to a man for 1C years without even learning his neighbor’s name” Can you imagine anybody being sc ! Old Sevres at Its best is wonderfully beautiful although some connoisseurs would not give a bit of blue and white china for the richest of example French craftsmanship Nevertheless fortunes are paid for fine Sevres At a recent auction held in London Joseph Duveen closed the bidding for a “vaisseau a mat” with a $45000 bid Besides Mr Duveen’s bargain there are only four other known specimens of the vaisseau a mat In existence One in the royal collection namely: at Windsor castle with a grosbleu ground dated 1758 one In the Wallace collection with a grosbleu ground one with a Rose du Barry ground codated 1762 in Baron Rothschild’s llection and the one in the possession of J Pierpont Morgan Mr Morgan’s vaisseau a mat was formerly In the Earl of Coventry’s collection it is one with a Rose du Barry and green ground dated 1759 the The Place for Them He looked all around the brilliiant hall where music waf ly lighted and men and women were sounding gayly tripping in the dance "1 see nothing but false faces about me in this apparent scene of gaiety1 he said “Well what other kind do you waht at a masquerade?” asked his friend A TREAT IS The Salt Lake Route 4 W H Kislnger of Truemans Pa s the owner of a most peculiar animal It was born of a cat mother but has the body legs and tall of a rabbit with the head of a cat It runs like a rabbit by jumping up and kicking with its hind feet It has cat claws on Its hind feet but has both rabbit and cat claws on Its front feet She has had three litters of kittens but lone resembling her She Is sitting ap most of the time and stands up and walks around when looking for anything that alarms her She catches Among the women of Tibet those who are of pure blood and have not mice frogs and bats necesWhen by the Pagoh head dress Which Is ornasary she can jump six feet In the air married Nepalese are distinguished corals and small pearls and Is Interwoven with mented with many turquoises and catch a bat with her mouth the woman’s own hair It is a cumbrous affair’ but the decoration can be The pagoh as worn by the woman of tht removed without much difficulty $1500 upper claaa la worth approximately VASE THAT IS WORTH ' the lake" “Thanks” All that was left was to withdraw be case and take the raillery in good Of course the young limb of Parlaw f°und his way over to the caraP and °f c°urse he was hospita-forecelved and before the camping by Beason was over— well the ‘‘ruffian’’ and the lawyer were engaged to be $1500 Opium HALF ruffian” the laws can’t be enforced what will become of us? People have no more right to catch my fish than to catch my chickens It is my desire Paul that you take Those qpople who come up this case out from the city to camp for the summer are a very reckless lot They pay-'- the slightest attention to What they need Is a good signs scare Lake Placid was three miles from the manor house on another piece of land It was a favorite place for sum- and there were no re- camping Btrictions except as to the fishing It had been stocked with carp as a fad of the aunt Word was disto the man who patched acted as and in two or three days watchdog he reported that a sumsubsequently mons had been issued for the guilty and defiant party and he named the when the trial was to come off before the justice of the peace in the village Mr Attorney Franklin drew a mental picture of a bearded ruffian with a political pull who was setting country law at defiance and denuding Lake Placid of its carp in spite of all ' and and he at once protests signs looked up the law trespass and made himself familiar with it When he had learned all about it he vented a plea n the Jury Of course the defendant would call one He went out to the orchard and 'repeated his plea over and over It was strong It was logical again It was convincing It wound up by that if and ruffians could steal an old lady’s carp and not suffer the consequences they could also break their way into her house at midnight and cut her throat and still go free The Jury must not look at the value of the carp but at the principle of the thing and lie would leave the case in their hands feeling that juslice would prevail in the land The nunt heard the plea when it had been trimmed down and got into shape and she fervently exclaimed: “Paul that will be one of the greatest pleas of the decade! The jury must convict the ruffian without You must save a leaving the box Jopy for your children to read" Mr Paul Franklin drove over to the I SALT LA KB “DROWNING” “It’s a woman!” a man whispered behind him “It’s a girl” whispered another ‘It's that in girl front of you” whispered a third "Your honor I was led to believe that a ruffian had been trampling on the law” said Paul as he looked around in a helpless way “No The summons was for Miss Katherine Lacy 'and she’s here in court I haven't heard anything of a “If I at out for' the trial as Idlers of the village boat ' I I Press In the the hour named All the campers bad turned well as all the His honor was had on hla dignity The defendant There was to be retained a lawyer a mighty legal battle “We ought to apply for three or four warrants” said the watchdog as Paul arrived “The same person was out fishing again this morning and when I yelled at her she run her tongue out at me!” Paul did 'not catch the "her" and “she" It was the flan be was thinking of Under mons and yet fishing for more carp! There must be no letup until the doors of the county Jail closed behind him It was for Paul to state his cdse He had fo court and spectators as he arose but feeling of trepidation it passed as soon as he beard his own voice He didn’t see the ed ruffian among the crowd but of course he was there There were men the lawyer told the court who respected the law and there were others who deemed themselves superior to it This was a case where a man coming from a city notorious for its graft and “pulls” was deliberately and defiantly trampling the iaw under foot He would bring forward witnesses to prove that tht roan jja(j not onjy Been Bigna 0f “No trespass” but had deliberately an(j defiantly Here there was some tittering and in the room and his honor giggling rapped for order ‘Yes this man — this ruffian who had been accustomed to trample on the: law More giggling and applause “You should keep to the case” kind ly advised the court “Thanks There were the signs of ‘no trespass’ and yet this man “What man!” asked the opposing while counsel many spectators laughed “The guilty party sir" replied Paul with all proper austerity “But let me explain that there is no man under summons” said his honor “Can you be thinkln" of an other case?1 There was more laughter and poor Paul realized that something had hapto stop the pened to the machinery Tillage papers Badges platinum work Society Emblems of all kinds The highest quality for the lowest prices Medals CAN LIFT 675 POUNDS Pa lives Miss Isabella In Scranton Leu gel seventeen years old a zealous church worker who does not believe any other person of her age sex and weight can equal her record of lifting harness without Her 675 pounds father who is also something of an amateur athlete has offered to wager of can her outlift any girl that she age and weight in the world Miss Lengel weighs only 117 pounds She is pretty with a wealth of black hair and bright snapping black eyes and a complexion that makes her the envy of her less muscular sisters While a student in the high school Miss Lengel was a familiar figure in tue gymnasium and easily outdid the others in her class Miss Lengel exercises every morning with pounds each weighing world” I’ll Census Man — “All right madam you down at 43” horrid Mrs you Giddy — “Why I’m only 38!” thing! put Prima Facie The Barber “Shall I go over your face twice?” “Yes If there’s any The Patron ft”— Brooklyn Life She wae Sorry when" “I am so sorry” she said far from the madthey had wandered dening throng and he had endeavored several time to kiss her “that we never came out here before" “Are you?” he asked with a glad' note of eagerness in his tone Because “Yes if we had I'd bo somewhere else now" The “So” to tend up?” said be Only One good man “you Indoctor when you grow the a “Yep" Tommy replied “And why have you decided upon the medical profession?” “Well a doctor seems to be the only man that keeps right on gettin’ paid whether his work is satisfactory or not” A Good Reason Miss Gabby — “Laura says she came near refusing Freddy last very ’ spring" Miss Gushby — “Did she say why?” Miss Catty — “I guess It was because he didn’t ask her" New in Vacations Something "IIow did you spend your vacation?” “Had my teeth fixed” replied Mr Sirius Barker “It didn't hurt any sunworse than mosquito bites and burn and seemed more like the monStar ey’s worth” — Washington Natural Perfectly “He knows all the best people In town" doesn’t “Why then?” them know “They Leader he associate with |