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I don’t believe It has had an eruption for a thousand years! Guide— Well' the hotel managers in this region club together and keep a fire going in it every year during the season — Meggendorfer Blaetter Not Impregnable Avory K C just appointed a Judge is one of the mordant wits of the British bar One day a recalcitrant witness he Horace asked: "What are you?” "A retired gentleman” proudly asserted the "Well” snarled Avery “when you achieved the position of gentleman why did you retire from It?” Vermont Thrift Robert Lincoln O’Brien editor of the Transcript is a great admirer but thrift of the Vermonters thinks sometimes they carry it too tar O’Brien was up in Vermont last summer and went to dinner with a friend Boston of the As who had some political aspirations they tame to the door be heard the lady of the house say to the hired girl: “I see Mr Jones has somebody Take those two with him for dinner big potatoes down to the cellar and bring up three small ones” "The Wish Is Father to the Thought” the presiDr Robert L Waggoner dent of Baldwin university said In the course of an address on pedagogy at Berea O: “And one of the most remarkable changes in the last 30 years of teaching is the abolition of corporal punishment A boy of this generation Is never whipped But a boy of the last generation — well!” Reprinted from an article by Theodor® Roosevelt In The Outlook bv special with Th® Outlook of which Theodor® Roosevelt arranganmnt Contributing Editor 1110 AU Right® Reserved Copyright by Th® Outlook Company In the New York Evening Post of August 26 there appeared in an editorial article the following state- Friday ments: come will make the corporations to the shouted Roosevelt But did he not really mean he would make them come down with the cash to elect him as he did before? For a man with Mr Roosevelt’s proved record it is simply disgusting humbug for him to rant about the corporations upon whose treasurers he fawned when he was president and wanted their money for his camDoes he think that nobody has paign a memory which goes back to the life Insurance and that investigations has forgotten the $50000 everybody taken from widows and orphans and added to Theodore Roosevelt’s political corruption fund? Did he not take a big check from the Beef trust and glad to get it? And now he Is going come to to make the corporations One can have respect for a sintime! cere radical for an honest fanatic for an agitator or leveler who believes that be is doing Qod's will but it Is hard to be patient with a man who talks big but acts mean whose eye Is always to the main chance politically and who lets no friendship no generosity no principle no moral scruple stand for a moment between himself and the goal upon which he has set ambition his overmastering “ ‘This champion of purity this roarer for political virtue is the man who was for years when in political life hand In glove with the worst political corruptionists of his day who toaded to Platt who praised Quay who paid court to Hanna under him as president Aldrich rose to the height of his always on good terms with power Roosevelt It was Roosevelt who In 1906 wrote an open letter urging the of Speaker Cannon against whom mutterlngs had then begun to rise It was Roosevelt who asked Hardman to come to the White House secretly who took his money to buy votes In New York and who afterwards wrote to “My Dear Sherman” — yes the same Sherman — reviling the capitalist to whom he had previously written saying: “You and I are practical men’ ” ‘I to time’ mob that The Evening Post is not in itself sufficiently Important to warrant an answer but as representing a class with whose hostility It Is necessary to reckon In any genuine movement for de- to the defense of those In present control of the Republican party In New York state whom it baa affected to oppose in the past the Evening Post through whatever editor personally wrote the article every practised known form of mendacity Probably the Evening Post regards the decalogue aa outworn but if it will turn to it and read the eighth and ninth commandments it will see that bearing false witness Is condemned aa strongly as theft itself To take but one Instance out of the many In this “It article the Evening Post says: was Roosevelt who asked Harrlman to come to the White House secretly who took his money to buy votes In wrote New York and who afterwards ’My Dear Sherman’ — yes the same Sherman — reviling the capitalist to whom he bad previously written say‘You and I are practical men’” ing: Not only is every Important statement in this sentence false but the writer As who wrote It knew It was false far as I was concerned every man visited the White House openly and I Mr Harrlman among the others took no money from Mr Harrlman secretly or openly to buy votes or for wrote Whoever any other purpose the article In the Evening Post in question knew that this was the foulest and basest lie when he wrote the sentence for he quotes the same letter in which I had written to Mr to ’What I have as follows: aay to you can be said to you as well after election as before but I would like to see you some time before write my message” I am quoting without the letter before me but the quotation Is substantially if not verThat statement In bally accurate this letter to Harrlman is of course on its face absolutely incompatible with any thought that I was asking funds for It is of him for campaign course out of the question that I could tell him equally well what I had to aay after election If it referred In any possible way to getting money before election This is so clear that any pretense of misunderstanding la proof In of the basest dishonesty positive whoever wrote the article in question As a matter of fact when Mr called it was to complain that the national committee would not turn over for the use of the state camhe was Interested paign In which and to funds to run that campaign ask me to tell Cortelyou to give him Mr Coraid for the state campaign telyou Is familiar with the facts In other words the statement of the Evening Post Is not only false and malicious is not only in direct contradiction of the facts but Is such that it could only have been made by a man who knowing the facts deliberately Such an intended to pervert them act stands on a level of infamy with the worst act ever performed by a or member of the legislature corrupt and stamps the writer city official with the same moral brand that to It Is worth while to cent government There are plenty of speak of It wealthy people In this country and of of wealthy peointellectual hangers-oto engage In ple who are delighted any movement for reform which does not touch the wickedness of certain great corporations and of certain men Dr Waggoner smiled of great wealth People of this class “The boys of the last generation” Will be in favor of any aesthetic movehave believed that ment: they will favor any movement he said “must motto: for had all their Instructors against the small grafting politician “ ‘The awlsh the Is father to against the grafting labor leader or taught’ " x any man of that stamp but they cannot be trusted the minute that the re- stamps the abI have seen only a telegraphic HARD PRESSED form assumes sufficient dimensions to stract of the article apparently conCoffee’s Weight on Old Age Jeopardize so much of the established order of things as gives an unfair and taining quotations from It PracticalIn these made men realize the In- Improper advantage ly every statement W’hen prominent to the great corand to those directly and Inquotations Is a falsehood jurious effects of coffee and the change poration in health that Postum can bring they The To but one more shall I allude directly responsive to Its wishes and are glad to lend their testimony for dependent upon It The Evening Post article speaks of my having attacked the benefit of others and papers of the same kind and the corporations and referring directly to of my having A superintendent of public schools my Ohio speeches people whose views they represent would favor attacking a gang of small In a Southern state says: "My moth“sought to Inflame the mob and make In those speeches the er since her early childhood was an bosses who wish to control the Re- mischief” Inveterate coffee drinker had been publican party but they would as the prime stand I took was against mob troubled with her heart for a number Evening Post has shown far rather violence as shown by the labor people In who with are engaged controversy of years and complained of that ’weak see these small bosses win than see a a corporation movement triumph alms not which My statement was In all over’ feeling and sick stomach effect that the first duty of the state of the small “Some time ago I was making an of- merely at the overthrow and the first duty of the officials was the ficial visit to a distant part of the political boss but at depriving country and took dinner with one of corporation of Its Improper Influence io put down disorder and to put down and that after such over politics depriving the man of mob violence I noticed the merchants of the place wealth of any advantage beyond that action had been taken then it was the a somewhat peculiar flavor of the cofduty of officials to investigate the corfee and asked him concerning it He which belongs to him as a simple citizen They would be poration and If It had done wrong to I was bo American replied that it was Postum make It pay the penalty of Its wrongs only after such pleased with it that after the meal was against corporations I bought over a package to carry corporations had been caught In the and to provide against the wrongdoof kind It Is but another ing in the future crudest criminality home with me and had wife preinstance of the peculiar baseness the I have never for one moment countthe pare some for the next meal peculiar moral obliquity of the Evewhole family liked it so well that we ed upon the support of the Evening ning Post that It should pervert the discontinued coffee and used Postum Post or of those whom it represents truth In so shameless a fashion in the effort for cleanliness and deentirely THEODORE ROOSEVELT “I had really been at times very cency within the Republican party beCheyenne Wyo August cause the Evening Post would support anxious concerning my mother’s cononly on condition dition but we noticed that after using such a movement The Only Way Postum for a short time she felt so that It was not part of a larger movecon“Why did he leave all hlB money to much better than she did prior to its ment for the betterment of social In the the black sheep of the family?” use and had little trouble with her ditions But this Is not all Is "He said the other children were heart and no sick Btomach that the struggle for honest politics there no headaches were not so frequent and more a place for a liar than there is too good to go to Jail” “Well?” her general condition much Improved for the thief and in k movement dedominion an to end to the “And signed put he wanted to fix It so the This continued until she was as well of the thief but little good can be deblack sheep would be too rich” and hearty as the rest of us the liar of rived from the assistance “I know Postum has benefited mycourse objection will be made to self and the other members of the fam- Of use of this Pa's Idea of It My answer language my ily but in a more marked degree in Is Little Willie — Say pa what Is that I am using It merely scientifithe case of my mother as she was a and descriptively and because cally pride? victim of long standing” Pa — Pride my son Is walking with no other terms express the facts with Ever read The above letter? A new the necessary precision In the ara cane when you are not one nppenr® from time to time They nre genuine tree and fall of human ticle In which the Evening Post comes lame Interest i The Private Citizen— A general has an easy time after the war Is over The General — Not for very long You soon have applications though for your autograph and Invitations to banquets TINY BABY’S PITIFUL CASE Does Engineering Work of Mile Bandurin is superintendent She an engineering firm in Russia was graduated from the Women’s Institute In St PetersTechnological burg and has had practical experience in engineering She built a steel warehouse for an army society has been assistant engineer in building a bridge across the Neva and has done other Important la tea wbea the liter Nine stomach ®od bowel® are right CARTER’S LITTLE UVER PILLS gently but firmly pel a lazy liter do duty Cure® Cc the right tei etipation ladiNJ tioa Sick and Headache Small Ditr®i PUL Small Da®® after Eating Price Small Genuine wbee Signature Shrewd 8chem Stopped Run years ago In consequence of a commercial panic tere was a severe run on a bank In South Wales and the small farmers Jostled each other in crowds to draw out their money Things were rapidly going from bad to worse when the bank manager in bea fit of desperation suddenly thought him of an expedient By his directions a clerk having heated some sovereigns in a frying pan paid them over the counter to an anxious applicant "Why they're quite hot!" said the latter as he took them up "Of course” was the reply "what else could you expect? They are only Just out of the mold We are coining them by hundreds as fast as we can” them!” "Coining thought the simple agriculturists "then there is no fear of the money running short!" With this their confidence revived the panic abated and the bank was enabled to weather the storm Many “Our baby when two months old waa suffering with terrible eczema from head to foot all over her body The baby looked Just like a skinned rabbit We were unable to put clothes on her At first it seemed to be a few mattered pimples They would break the akin and peel off leaving the underneath akin red aa though it were calda Then a few more pimples would appear and spread all over the body leaving the baby all raw without skin from head to foot On top of her head there appeared a heavy scab a quarter of an inch thick It was awful to see so small a baby look aa she did Imagine! The doctor was afraid to put his hands to the child We tried several doctors’ remediea but all Can Be Cured Consumption failed A specific has at last been discov“Then we decided to try Cutlcura ered which will positively cure conwe sumption Ointment "Tuberclecide” By using the Cutlcura completely softened the scab and it came off Uneliminates the tuberculosis germs der this where the real matter was from the human body Results are extremely prompt Even with the Cutlcura Soap by washing In eevere cases the tubercle bacilli and applying the Cutlcura Ointment have been entirely destroyed within a new skin soon appeared We also In others marked Imeight months gave baby four drops of the Cutlcura provements have been noted within Resolvent three times dally After two to six weeks This Improvement three days you could see the baby continues until complete cure Is efgaining a little skin which would peel fected We have positive proof of our sucoff and heal underneath Now the Write for full particulars She Is a fine cess baby is four months old Co 702 International picture of a fat little baby and all Tuberclecide Cal Bank Bldg Los Angeles is well We only used one cake of Cutlcura Soap two boxes of Cutlcura OintSprouting Up ment and one bottle of Cutlcura Re"Don’t yen think Mary you are too solvent If people would know what Cutlcura la there would be few suffer- old to play with the boys?" “No mamma the older I get the Mrs Joseph ing with eczema better I like them” — Judge 7 St John’s Place Ridgewood Heights N Y Apr 30 and May 4 ’09" 8peaklng of Fires a brother of United Roy Bone States District Attorney Harry Bone several years ago was a reporter on In going to a the Wichita Beacon fire one of the members of the fire department was thrown from a hose Bone wrote a head cart and killed with this as the first deck: “Gone to His Last Fire” The piece got into the paper and Bone was promptly "fired” — Kansas City Journal Make the Liver Do its Duty Doan’s Kidney Pills cure sick kidneys J F Haynle 7th St Grove Forest Ore says: “Doan's saved Pills Kidney my life I was In bed for weeks passed blood and was In terrible condition Doan’s Kidney Pills removed my trouble and I have not had an attack for over a year Remember the name— Doan's For sale by all dealers 60 cents a Co Buffalo N Y box 17 L DOUGLAS CUffCC PROCESS KBITS 200 1350 S00 860 400 5500 WOMEN S 950 8 (350 4 BOYS' $200 250 800 THE STANDARD FOR 30 YEARS th® They ar® absolutely moat popular and boitahooa for th® pric® la America They are the leader every- becaui® wher® they bold their shape fit hotter look better and wear than other makes §er are poaKlvely the moat economical thoea for you to buy WL Douglaa nnmo and the retail price ere (temped on the bottom — taluo guaranteed TAKI NO SUSSTITUTKI It your dealer cannot tupply you write (or Mall Order Catalog WL DOUGLAS Brockton Mur of thfa paper to buy anything adveriruiR upon refuting all ihould they aak (or in tised column having what (ubfiiiute or imitation® BARKER’S BALSAM HAIR and bntifl Ikt bln loxurifttil rowth 2tevv Fails to Beater Gray Hair to it Youthful Color Mlp CImdm Promote hair fiUh disHtsva HOWARD E BURTON Vrireet Gold till Ter Lead Specimen Gold Silver Zinc or Copper II Hailing and f nil price list sent on application envelopes Control an umpire work ool Kited CeadvUlob Col® Hefufen e Carbonate Nation! 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