Show FREED From the AT LAST Tortures Disease Awful of Kidney Mrs Rachel Ivle Henrietta Texas lays: “I would be ungrateful If I did not tell what Doan’s Kidney Pills have done for me Fifteen years kidney trouble clung to me my existence was one of misery and for two whole years I was unable to go out of the house My back ached all the time and I was utterly weak unable at times to walk without assistance The kidney secretions were very irregular Doan’s Kidney Pills restored me to good health and I am able to do as much work as the average woman though nearly eighty years old” Remember the Sold by all dealers 50 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo N Y ' NOT - A FAIR QUESTION Mrs Henpeck— John what’s your honest opinion of my new hat? Mr Henpeck— Don’t ask me Mary You know you’re much bigger and stronger than I am! He Bit Commissioner Bingham of New York said of graft at a recent ' dinner: ’ “The grafter Isn’t so easily caught he isn’t quite so naive as an old fellow they used fo tell about in Andover "This old fellow was suspected of tampering with the church collections A couple of clumsy traps that were set for him failed to work Then one day a young deacon walked past his house leading a new horse “ ‘That’s a fine horse deacon' the old fellow shouted ‘Did you buy him at the fair?’ “‘Yes said the deacon Then as the other came nearer he added: ‘“I bought him with my pickings out of the collection plate' "The old man looked horrified : '“Good gracious!’ he said ‘I’ve often taken enough myself to buy a hat or a pair of trousers but deacon in takin’ enough to buy a horse ain’t ye commutin' a positive sin!’” -- v Poverty and Consumption That poverty is a friend to consumption is demonstrated by some recent German statistics which show that of 10000 persons 40 annually die of consumption of the same num66 of ber only moderately the same number of really poor 77 and of paupers 97 According to John Burns the famous English labor leader 90 per cent of the consumptives in London receive charitable relief in their homes FOOD QUESTION Perfect Satisfaction by a Dyspeptic ' — 'v It’s not an easy matter to satisfy all the members of the family at meal time as every housewife knows And when the husband has dyspepsia and can’t eat the simplest ordinary food without causing trouble the food question becomes doubly annoying An Illinois woman writes: “My husband’s health was poor he had no appetite for anything I could get for him it seemed “He was hardly able to work was taking medicine continually and as soon as he would feel better would go to work again only to give up in a few weeks He suffered severely with stomach trouble “Tired of everything I had been able to get for him to eat one day seeing s an advertisement about I got some and tried it for breakfast the next morning “We all thought it was pretty good although we had no idea of using it regularly But when my husband came home at night he asked for 6ettled with “It was the same next day and I had to get it right along because when we would get to the table the question ’ was a reg‘Have you any ular thing So I began to buy it by the dozen pkgs “My husband’s health began to imI sometimes felt prove right along offended when I’d make something I thought he would like for a change and still hear the same old question ’ ‘Have you any “He got so well that for the last two years he has hardly lost a day from his work and we are still using Read the book "The Road to Wellville” in pkgs "There's a reason” Ever read the above letter? A aew one appears from time to time They are genuine true sad full of human Interest E 3 2LC The Winning off Food Products Hulda By Charles L Doyle (Copyright by W Hulda was having a hard time of it for she found herself unable to decide which of her two suitors she preferred Hans she had to confess possessed tome advantages which weighed heavMr Ball the man ily in his favor across the street who owned the big apartment building was particular about his furnace man and she knew that he liked Hans Besides Hans could speak Swedish and the acknowledged that it was pleasant to talk with him in the language of the dear old home across the sea But whenever his plain open countenance with the blue eyes twinkling below the yellow hair was pictured in her mind she blamed him for being a little too ordinary She could see a dozen such any Sunday in the little Swedish church Now with a man who wore a fine blue coat with a five pointed star on the front 'of It and carried a mahogany club it was differ ent No one who looked at him could fail to see that he being a part of the government was superior to the common run of men Michael had told her that he waB the right arm of the taw and she had looked her admiration She had known him almost as long' as she had Hans and he was very good to her On Sundays in the park he would get her a seat close up to the band stand Then when the concert was over he would Btroll across that part of the park that had signs to keep off the grass erected upon it Of course could walk Micheal the He Would Her a Seat Close to the Band Stand Get wherever he pleased He was aware that Hans was his rival for one Sat- urday night he had come to see Hulda and found the Swedish swain there Hulda had said: “Hans this is Mr Flanagan” and but Hans had responded cordially Michael accepted the introduction sulkily and sat scowling at the sink all the rest of the evening After that the sagacious Mr Flanagan ceased visiting Hulda on Saturdays and obtained a transfer to another platoon so that he could do his calling on Monday or Tuesday nights Hans did not alter his visiting so the rlvalB never met at Hulda’s home again Indeed Michael took so little pains to cultivate Han's acquaintance that he never even dreamed of inquiring what the former did for a living and this disdainful Indifference was destined to prove costly In the end How Hulda would have learned to know the true sentiments of her heart had not' Hank O’Day the iceman set in motion a fateful train of one cannot circumstances guess Hank did not know Hulda he does not know her to the present day And yet it was none other than the guardian of the ice wagon who unwittingly unmasked her heart’s desire Hank O’Day drove a pair of remarkhorses One mornably ing when the ice wagon was empty his aesthetic instincts led him to return to the yards by way of the street that skirted the park Just as the chariot of fate was nearing Hulda’s home the chain at the back of the wagon slipped and let the end gate drag upon the ground Hank swore impatiently stopped his team and jumped to the ground to fasten the chain He Jerked it quickly through the iron rings and then swore vividly again as the team becoming alarmed by the sudden noise sprang forward and galloped madly down the avenue making straight for the nearest entrance to the park The horrified Hank stood still long enough to see the end gate banging out defiance Then he started after as fast as his rubber boots would let him When officer Michael Flanagan turned from his faithful guardianship RECEIVED THE ONLY d U Chapman) of a bevy of simpering nurse girls m the park he saw coming toward him horses at full speed a pair of with an ice wagon swaying from side to side Behind the seat of the wagon stood a man trying desperately to get hold of the reins At once Michael recognized the waving yellow hair and pale features of the driver as those of the detested Hans and in tho same moment there came to him the realization of hla opportunity for revenge He ran into the roadway and as the flying wagon passed caught the chain of tho end gate and swung himself into the box As he gained his feet the wagon slowed suddenly and he lurched forward bringing up against the back him of the sturdy driver Seizing firmly by the collar Officer Flanagan HIGHEST At Alaska-Yukon-Pacif- AWARDS) Exposition ic AGAINST ALL COMPETITORS PICKLES OLIVES — CONDIMENTS -- CALIFORNIA CANNED CORNED SLICTO BEEF— Your Grocer Has X SAUSAGE COUNTS WE LEAD Them — Insist on Getting Libby’s & McNEILL LIBBY HE WOULDN’T ON ASPARACUS— PRESERVES— MILK— CALIFORNIA FRUITS MEATS DRIED LOAF VIENNA WHERE QUALITY gasped: “I arrest you in the name of the law” ''Hans did not quite understand but the hands on his collar in the moment of success made him angry "What you want?— let me go’ he cried indignantly “Not me” retorted Michael triumphantly “you are under arrest for driving a traffic team in the park and must go with me to the station” Hans clung to the reins and refused to come In his broken English he explained and expostulated he all but was apAnother officer exploded proaching and when he came within earshot the victim of circumstances to him volubly But the appealed newcomer was indifferent If Hans was arrested why of course he must go to the station and so to the station he went in charge of the exultant Flanagan The magistrate was busy when tney arrived and Hans was allowed to go until the afternoon when he was told he would be given a hearing Police man Flanagan smiled grimly to himself as he strolled back on post There was a goodly chance that Han's would fire him for carelessemployer ness and what would Hulda say when she heard that Hans had offended the majesty of the law and been arrested There was no fear that she of the flaxen hair and bright eyes would not hear of the occurrence Michael would attend personally to the conveyance of the tidings In the afternoon Officer Flanagan made his appearance in court Hans came in due time accompalnled by no less a person than Hulda With them were also his employer Mr Ball and Hank O’Day the iceman Michael narrated the details of the arrest and then Mr Ball had his innings He told the magistrate how Hans at the risk of his life had sprung into the runaway wagon as it dashed by the building where he was employed and succeeded in bringing the maddened team to a halt after passing the This statement was park entrance corroborated by Hulda who had witnessed Hans’ daring leap and lastly Hank O’Day testified that he was the regular driver of the team Before discharging Hans the magistrate addressed a few remarks to officer Flanagan which made that zealous member of the force wilt perceptibly Michael left the couutroom with such sentences as “officious Interference bungling stupid work utterly unfit to wear a police uniform” — ringing in his ea9j But the hardest part to bear was the sight of Hulda clinging to Hans’ stalwart arm as they walked away together the LIBBY 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