Show vo THE OBJECT HE HAD IN VIEW NEWS SUMMARY t Farmer Had Not Much Expectation of Turkeys But He Was Not Losing Anything Two hotelB and seven houses at Long Branch N J were destroyed by fire causing a loss of $100000 A strike In every city and town In A Rhode Island farmer set a bantam hen on 14 turkey eggs and great Oklahoma In support of the was the scandal thereof throughout law Involving 30000 laborers is prethe neighborhood Friends from far dicted and near dropped in for to see and wenty workmen w'ere killed and a large number Injured at St Petersfor to admire the freakish feat “Sa-aSilas” asked envious Hiram burg by the collapse of a building In Haggers “haow many turkeys d’ yew course of construction cal’late ter git outer them aigs?” The prosecutors of Harry Thaw are ‘‘Oh shucks!" Silas answered “I' criticised and insanity experts scored I In a twenty-pagain’t cal’latin’ t git many turkeys booklet which Mrs jest admire t’ see that pesky little Mary Copley Thaw mother of Thaw herself” — Harper’s Issued last week critter Weejdy Seven men are dead and one man is dying as a result of an expiosion WHY OF COURSE of dynamite at Vails N J where a branch line of the Susquehanna railroad is under construction The Russian admiralty has decided not to send any warships either to in the celebration New York or the portola festival ol San Francisco In the autumn Secretary Meyer has ruled that the spreadeagle figureheads which are to be removed from warships of the navy may be loaned to the states or ciiles for which vessels are named By the recklessness of a chauffeur ‘‘Farmer which of those cows of who attempted to cross the railroad yours gives the buttermilk?” in front of a passenger train at San “None of ’em The goat” Diego Cal seven people occupants ofthe automobile were seriously 'inHe Bit The city man was Jogging on to- jured while Louis Brown 9 years old in ward the summer boarding-housto tried a rickety old wagon The driver was playing ball at Pittsburg a catch batted field The Into left fly and glum and far from entertaining lad stepped off a steep embankment the city man felt rather lonely Into the Allegheny river and was “Fine field over there” he ventured drowned after a long silence A dispatch to the London Times “Fine” grunted the driver from Teheran reviewing the situa“Who owns it?” tion says both Great Britain and “Old man Bitt” “Old man Bitt eh? Who are those Russia will be thankful to withdraw and let the Persians work' out their children stacking up h&y?” own salvation “Old man Bitt’s boys” “And what is his idea in having Miss Eliza Warren a them out there in the field such a hot actress and head of a local school of day?” elocution and acting probably was fa“Wal I reckon he thinks every lit- tally stabbed at Cleveland O by her tle Bitt helps stranger Anything sister Mrs Mary Sutton who was else you want to know? Get up here temporarily demented ' hosses” Without firing a shot a mob took Albert Lawson the negro who shot “A Cheap Skate” Compton at Pari3 “Joel Chandler Harris" said an At- Sheriff R M Tenn from the Paris jail and hanged lantan “used to write comic newspaSometimes he made him to a tree Thirty minutes later per editorials lue body was cut fun of other editors in them too “Simon Simpson a rival editor in Jose E Tiperlna was killed Mobile having been made fun of Lopez badly wounded and two wrote angrily in his rage: other Mexicans were shot near McAl“‘Joel Harris has been getting oiT len lexas uy Deputy onenu1 — some cheap wit at our expense Mayfield The deputy was trying to “Joel on reading this grabbed his arrest the men for gambling off pen and dashed quick as a flash Emphatic denal of the report from for next day’s issue: Mexico City that the United States ‘“It must have been cheap Simon contemplates establishing a protectorto be at your expense’ ” ate over Honduras is made by state Statements of department officials Questionable that character they saia were mereiy “Your tickets were complimentary “idle vaporlngs” were they not?” “Well” replied the man who had CapL Peter C Hains Jr improv'aniencfeu seen a painfully amateur entertain- ing l e time ue to ment “I thought they were until I serve In Sing Sing for killing William saw the show” E Annis has Invented an appliance that is said to have increased the machine ct a used in New York “The Ella Glngles case is ' absolutely closed so far as this office is concerned" said State’s Attorney Weyman one day last week “If Ella tries to bring additional charges against Miss Barrette 1 6hall tell her to keep out of my office” A party of twenty-fivsenators and members of the house is preparing to visit Hawaii The visit will be In response to an Invitation extended by the Hawaiian legislature at its last session and the party will sail from who Women Benefit of San Francisco August 24 Female Ills Within a few feet of 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