Show ItAL KAEK OF- - 41he Gleam of the Water” y&jj? a --A GUARANTEE Moonbeam THE HIGH IN PRINCE OF COULDN’T GET SI WALES Hired on This Is one description of a dla tnond the most beautiful jewel on earth $15000 per carat wilDbuy diamond now perfect cot flawless Btock Is limited Advance certain Assortment of sizes Each stone guaranteed Greater New York Is First with Chicago Second LAKK CiTC UTAH Advice as to patent ability end Procedure FREE npoe requeaL Rend aketch end deicriptios of your invention at Law and Solicitor Marry J Robinson Attorney f Patents 304-- 5 Jadge Building Salt Lake City ARE COMPANIONS Remarkable Fact That Humor ant Melancholy Seem Fond of Each Other’s Company Too often humor and melancholy go together They "keep company like a girl who likes to dance and a fellow who writes nice gloomy poetry They get tied together but they don’t hitch They sympathize like oil and water not They tell us that some of the who actually newspaper humorists make people laugh are sometimes very glum and melancholy at home And can’t see a Joke any quicker than anybody else when It’s on themselves It’s too bad that a humorist should thus beVe his profession but he’s mortal anyway — and who doesn’t? It was said that Lincoln had to make jokes to relieve care He said: “Were It not for this occasional vent I should die’’ The vent of the humorist Is melan choly Let him kick the cat let him complain of the oatmeal let him look glum as an owl— he too Is entitled to a little variety Let him read “Buror ton's Anatomy of Melancholy” “Mrs Caudle's Lectures” for that matter — he’s entitled to something pen slve By the way Burton aforesaid has given it his “Anatomy” a picturesque description of mirth: “It is” be eays “a principal engine to batter the walls of melancholy” He must have had In mind Our idea Is that humor is a little eddy In the rush lng mlllstream of life — where a fellow can rest awhile and fish How He Kept His Clothes Dry Among a large shooting party on a Scottish grouse moor was a certain elderly professor whose skill with his gun was hardly equal to the profundity of his Intellect Suddenly a heavy storm of rain came on and as there was no shelter on the moor the shooters got thoroughly drenched through At least all but one suffered— the proHe had mysteriously dlsap fessor peared when the rain came on and he did not rejoin the party until the sun was shining once To more the amazement of the others the erudite one was as dry as a bone The others drenched and disgusted Inquired oi him how It was he had escaped s wetting "Directly the rain came on replied the professor “I went off by myself stripped ofL my clothes and t on them until the storm was over” May Have Been Asleep The man who cannot remember the Is hyptext or aught of the sermon notized or has worked himself Into a trance and sleepiness and inability to tell what the preacher has said must be considered as an indication of a piety that has passed beyond the control of its possessor or of attention so acute that it concentrates itself on the words and face of the speaker to the disregard of thought expressed by iwords — Christian Advocate Pat’s Appreciation An artlst had finished a landschpe on looking up he beheld an Irish nav“Well” said vy gazing at his canvas the artist familiarly “do you suppose you could make a picture like that?” The Irishman mopped his forehead a moment “Sure a man c’n do if he’s druv to ut!” he replied Steins Are Burglar Alarms a New York rathskeller they devised a novel way to protect the ornamental steins on the shelf running along the side of the room Each stands upon a burglar alarm eon nectlon and when one is removed a contact is made a drop falls on the annunciator Indicating the position of the table and a bell rings In a second half a dozen waiters are in attendance at that table and the stein goes back The proprietors have lost on Its peg so many valuable pieces of that they were constrained to adopt Since the alarm system this measure has gone into effect there have been but no losses many surprises In have Pity the Poor Horse Fly Every purchaser of a motor car discourages the life of the horse fly Some sort of a bug or fly will have to be Invented to bite autos and make them stamp switch their tails and kick up We don’t know what effect a cinder beetle would have on autos The question is referred to Judge Adna P Gristlebone for an expert opinion— Ossawatomie (Kan) ENTHUSE Clothing Heads Business In Gotham Holds First While Place In Illinois Metropolis as Compiled disWashington — The industrial trict of Chicago embracing an area of 500 square miles and a population of 1815107 in 1900 is the second industrial district in importance in the country according to bulletin Just issued by the bureau of the census The figures upon which the comparisons are based are taken from the census of 1900 and manufacturing New York of course ranks first 1905 while Philadelphia in importance Boston the iron and steel region around Pittsburg St Louis Baltimore Cincinnati Cleveland Buffalo and Paul San Francisco Providence follow in the order named The bulletin shows the Influence of the large urban populations with their enormous wealth and transportation facilities upon the manufacturers of the country The bulletin which is a summary of the conclusions reached in a long report Illustrated with maps showing the cities and townships In the districts with the steam and electric railways rivers and canals says: “Products valued at $2144488093 were manufactured In the factories of the industrial district of Greater New York during the year 1904 The Increase In the value of the output of the entire district in 1904 as compared with 1900 was over half a billion dollars ($530 220 746 or 328 per cent) The Increase ih the number of persons engaged In these industries was 140906 the number of employes In 1904 being 735460 "The city of Greater JJew York was credited with products valued at or 712 per cent of the total value for the district'Tn 1904 In the 376 square miles that were outside of the corporate limits of the city but were so closely allied with it industrially that they were included in the industrial district the manufac- tured products were valued at The Tncrease in value for the the city was 302 per cent while for the remainder of the district there was a galriof 40 per cent “The manufacture of men’s and women’s clothing was the foremost industry In this district in 1904 the products being valued at nearly of a billion dollars and constituting 145 per cent of the value of the products of the entire district The average number of employed in the industry was’over two per cent of the entire population of the district The printing and publishing industry ranked second the Wj Aj V Remarks Could Hardly to Be in Nature of of Compliment Man’s Be 8aid The young lawyer having been nominated for the office of county attorney thought to surprise an eccentric genius by the name of Si who was working as a hired man on the young lawyer’s father’s farm “Well- Si what do you think?” the young man began “Sometimes one thing Lonny an’ sometimes ’nother” “But SI they have nominated me for county attorney" “They might ’a’ done worse LonHowsomever don’t holler till ny you’re out of the woods” The young attorney was duly elected and on his next visit to the farm announced the fact unctuously to SI who was at the woodpile saw In hand “Well SI I am elected by a large What do you think of majority that?” “Well Lonny down In our parts where I was raised when we wanted a stopper 'n hadn’t any cork we generally took a corn cob” — Youth’s Companion 170 SALT TO INDUSTRY A £ COMFORTING h ''' From a recent photograph of the heir to f the throne of Great Britain Man In the Water — Help! Help! drowning! Droll Gent — What! you don’t need help to drown man I’m refining of sugar and molasses third the smelting and refining of copper lead and zinc fourth and the manufacture of textiles fifth with products aggregating over $465000000 in value “The industrial district of Chicago comprised an area of 500 equare miles and had a population of 1815107 in 1900 The city of Chicago Is credited with 358 per cent of the area and 936 per cent of the population of the entire district The value of products for the district in 1904 was $970974-28and the number of salaried persons employed - 288869 and the number of establishments reported 8382 The increase In the value of the products for the district with 1900 was in 1904 as compae-e$164489639 or 204 per cent The Increase for Chicago alone was $157 157136 or 197 per cent while the gain for the surrounding places was $7332503 or 856 per cent Thus the rate of gain for the section outside of the central city was much greater than that for the city itself “Among the Industries slaughtering and was the first in value of products with $269581486 or 278 per cent of the total value of SEEKS DEA TH A T SEA manufactured products of the Chicago district The steel industry the manufacture of foundry and machine shop products and the printing and publishing industry were of great Importance with aggregate- products valued at $230413938” the FATHER OF THIRTY John CHILDREN Farmer Thrice RQbust and Hearty Guy Maryland Married Still Md — Col Roosevelt Beaver Dam started for Africa before being acquainted with the fact that one of the best exponents of his suicide theory is John W Ouy who has been the father of 30 children 20 sons and ten daughters of whom there are 21 living his eldest child a son being 53 years old his youngest a daughter being two years of age Guy who is a farmer resides about one mile from Melfa station on the New York Philadelphia & Norfolk railroad and was 75 years old on April 6 In 1855 he wa3 married to Mary Ann Rayfield a farmer’s daughter and to this union seven children were born 12 1868 he married On September Miss Margaret Elizabeth Ayers after a romantic elopement who bore him 18 children His third wife was Miss Lola Crockett a beautiful girl of 16 years whom he married when In his To this union year in 898 five children have been born Despite the fact that 16 of his children are married he has only 23 grandchildren and three One of Guy’s sons by his first marriage married a sister of his present wife and a daughter by his second wife married a brother of his present wife Although Well advanced In years Guy still is robust and hearty without a bend in his body or a gray hair and he may be seen each with day working on the farm his farm hands rescue had been effected and we were on our way again “I asked the Malay why he wanted rboard to die but all I could get out of him was ‘Me tired work’ “Well one attempt at suicide is Malay and Lascar of the Crew of enough for any one voyage But I’ll the British Steamship Kabinga be blessed if on the night of the next Delay Vessel ih Vain Attempt day a Lascar fireman who goes by to Commit Suicide the title of Sheikh Monwaralla did not go and try the same game-New York — When the British “It was pitch dark at - Mme but steamship Kabinga came Into port carry a new patent life bucv that the other day from Calcutta and other sends up a flare of light as soon a t far eastern ports Capt J Arthur is thrown overboard One was thrown Smith her commander had a yarn after Monwaralla a boat was launched to tell immediately and within twenty-twFurthermore every word that Capt minutes we had the Lascar on board” REASON FOR SWINGING ARMS Smith said Is corroborated by the Child Is Offered for $500 ship’s log and are not Abdul bin Is a Reminder of the Days When We New York-Mohammed the ship’s quartermaster Harry Beach 23" years Walked bn All Fours Says whose grandfather was a Malay pirate old and out of employment and his Scientist and who looks as if he ought to have wife both of whom have been hungry London — Sir Victor Horsley lecturibeen one Sheikh Monwaralla a Las- much of late have offered their ng before a medical society explained car fireman whose father once made baby for sale for $500 cash the habit of swinging the arms when a pilgrimage to Mecca and above all When Beach’s first wife died two lie said it was unnecessary Blackie the Japanese dog on hand to years ago she left him with two chil- walking and a relic of days when we walked If dren and he married his present wife on support tho captain’s testimony all fours lie said we still keep on were six needed? In men months Both later support discussing their moving all four lirubs alternately when umped overboard during the voyage offer of the new baby for sale Beach we walk upright in an effort to commit suicide and so and his wife said that to keep the Sir Victor set forth some ideas conattached was Blackie to the Malay child would only Inflict their hardcerning the functions of the cerebellthat he followed him into the sea ships upon him and that by selling um Primarily the cerebellum must “On the morning of the 5th five the boy they would provide him with be regarded said the lecturer as an days out from Calcutta as we were a good home and bring prosperity to organ which has an important part in coming down the Bay of Bengal” said theuisalyec correct performance of many of our my Capt Smith "I was finishing automatic actions breakfast at five minutes before Indeed Walking standing running are exMelancholy The flat dweller stood in her kitch- amples of such actions he said which eight when I heard the cry ‘Man 1 rushed out upon the en looking across the area on the next cannot he overboard!’ accurately carried out withand Abdul had found that floor at the man who stood in bridge well balanced cerebellum his out normal Jumped Into the sea As I came out kitchen at the sink washing animals he said cannot the I was just In time to see Blackie for dishes The man had some hair but stand They sprawl and before they whom I wouldn’t take a thousand do- not much The flat dweller looked can stand or walk or 'run there must llars Jump after him a while then sighed and went to be a development of the cerebellum “A life buoy was thrown out immeIn proof of this Sir Victor pointed work washing her own dishes orI the “I don’t know why it Is” she said to out that the cerebellum of a stopped ship diately and dered the lifeboat lowered and David herself there being nobody else In cat showed fully developed cells Isbister the chief officer went out In the kitchen but the mice to talk to and fibers whereas in the brains of her and picked up both the dog and that it is so much sadder to aie a kittens this portion is not man washing disb08 the man Within fifteen minutes yet organized into active nerve from the time the Malay Jumped the a man with hair” Two Men and Dog Jump Ove- tii The Thrifty Scot A Scotsman and his wife were coming from Leith to London by boat When off the Yorkshire coast a great storm arose and the vessel had sev eral narrow escapes from foundering “Oh Sandy” moaned his wife “I’m ha afeard o’ deein’ but I dinna care to dee at sea” “Dinna think o’ deein’ yet” answered Sandy “but when ye do ye’d better be Crooned at sea than any- where else” “An’ why Sandy?” asked his wife “Why?” exclaimed Sandy “Because ye wouldn’t cost sae muckle to bury” Tuberculosis Conference Under the auspices of the Swedish National League Against Tuberculosis the International Tuberculosis conference held its annual meeting in Stockholm July 8 to 10 Among the American speakers on the program Here Dr Hermann M Biggs of New York and Dr John C Wise medical director of the United States navy who was the official representative of this country Two subjects of special interest discussed were: “Care of Tuberculous Families Especially of Healthy Children” and “Tuberculosis and the Schools” SURPRISED HIM Doctor’s Test of Food A doctor in Kansas experimented with his boy in a test of food and He Bays: gives the particulars “I naturally watch the effect of different foods on patients My own little son a lad of four had been ill with pneumonia and during his convalescence did not seem to care for any kind of food “I knew something of and its rather fascinating flavor and of Its nourishing and particularly powers so I started the and found from boy on the first dish that he liked It “His mother gave it to him steadily and he began to Improve at once In less than a month he had gained about eight pounds and soon became so well and strong we had no further anxiety about him “An old patient of mine 73 years old came down with stTious stomach trouble and before I was called had got so weak he could eat almost nothing and was in a serious condition He had tried almost every kind of food for the sick without avail s “I immediately put him on with good rich milk and just a little pinch of sugar He' exclaimed when I came next day ‘Why doctor I never ate anything so good or that made me feel so much stronger’ “I am pleased to say that he got well on but he had to stick to it for two or three weeks then he began to branch out a little with rice or an egg or two He got entirely well in spite of his almost 22 He gained hopeless condition pounds in two months which at his age Is remarkable “I could quote a list of cases where has worked wonders” "There’s a Reason” Read “The Road to Wellville" In pkgs Ever read the above letter? A new one nppenrs from time to time They nre genuine true and full of humun interest Globe I |