Show r l 'Jr 4rr w ) THE SAUNA CALL S A LINA UTAH came And— and— of along course your money isn’t tainted Is it?” Jubez cast a furtive glance at the out girl of the corner of his eye to Talk isn't as cheap as It used to be see whether she was in earnest and before the limited telephone conversareplied slowly "Well I don’t know tion was Invented Just what you would consider tainted s°“® People haven’t liked the way in Stubborn Colds and irritated Bronchial which I got some of my money but Tubes are easily relieved by Dean’s Menmy conscience is fairly tholated Cough Drops — 5c at Druggists easy and my greenbacks haven’t been refused by -Henru KltdieH any one up to date" Young widows talk too much about I consider it no the joys of married life to suit an old more than proper Mr bachelor McAdam" the minister made haste to say as they were starting SHAKE INTO TOI R SHOES forward again “to warn Copgr-you of the Allen'S the antiseptic powder (or Tired danger of giving money promiscuousTender swollen perrons feet Ulres rest sod comfort Makes walking a delight Sold ererv where ly When you toss your lucre into peo:S6o Don t merpt any ivhiMuta For Fit Kd samPART ONE— Continued those people at six o’clock” he urged ple’s laps you rob them Olu sud Le Itoy of T AdT ple address Alien “and we must make better time than their most precious possession T’m afraid that might the this or we cannot get around” keep The Proper Thing Help is like whisky A little of It may children from enjoying the trifles I am “My emergency brake doesn’t work occasionally "That trial jury was packed" be beneficial but It is "That’s all right It was a trunk going to put on the tree for them” well" Delancey replied hoping the likely to be demoralizing when given Ursula demurred minister might be Induced to desert too freely murder mystery case" The recipients of such "I’ll cut It out then" Jabex replied them “and we can’t take the risk of bounty are too likely to fall into the “You just tell me where to spill the having Miss Allen hurt in an acci- habit of expecting to be taken care of Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of money and I’ll tap my barrel I’m dent” without due effort on their own part CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for In your hands understand" "Don’t creep along on my account" and then they soon become confirmed He looked so meaningly Infants and children and see that it at ‘Ursula she said “I’ve outgrown pony carts paupers whose that Delancey felt the ground being Besides you know I’m in a hurry too to their children"demoralization extends Bears the pulled from under his feet His own I must get home in time to dress for "Never mind" Jabez answered Signature of allowance did not permit of such reck- the party There w ill be a lot of chil- "this Is Christmas eve and I know of In Use For Over 30’ Years dren there and every one of them will lots better and besides he considered Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria lessness things than tryln’ to get Besuch a display of wealth aB Me Ad am expect me to greet her in person people to sing hosannas on empty sides the Christmas tree isn’t entirely stomachs” was making as vulgar That’s So “Let me come to the front with my ready yet so you can’t go too fast for Shortly before they arrived at the Blx — Somehow I have no luck at all “It’s getting me" bright Idea” he begged residence of Mrs Mercedea Dix — Why man alive that’s luck Lynch "Yes hit 'er up” late in the afternoon and my automoadded Jabez Delancey while steering with one “You might have bad luck you know bile Is ten times as fast as Miss Al- glancing anxiously back “We're not hon'd and endeavoring with the other len’s carriage will be I’ll take her afraid People 'll be askin’ us where to turn up the lights ran into a coal Demise Distant and her packages around to the houses the hearse is If we poke along like wagon" But fortunafply beyond Inter"Do you think a person can be too she wants to find It'll be no trouble t£is" rupting the reverie of the driver who Wealthy?" at all My big machine Is to call for “Very well" Bald Delancey going was placidly delaying a street car no “My rich uncle Is" me here In just a minute" ahead at full speed “I think we’ll be damage was done able to get around In good time” “You are awfully kind" Ursula anThe three gentlemen accompanied Who Was Sick? swered "But I could not think of A big touring car shot out of Miss Allen on her errand of mercy to “I called a doctor last night" Mr Jones was going cross street a few minutes later and the cottage where Mrs Lynch met you troubling “Was anybody sick?" with me as a general utility man In order to avoid a collision It was them at the door and having accept“Yes he was when he saw the hand and—” ed Ursula’s gift informed them that necessary for Delancey to make ’ 3 held" — Birmingham “Jones is tired out now with all he sudden swerve He was a good driver she had just received a letter from has done" P Wllmering said and dodged the threatened disaster the son who was her only support The Kind “And besides he has tc prepare for with skill but the quick turn nearly and comforter He had arrived at San "There were straight issues In this the Santa Claus work of this evening” threw Miss Allen and Jabez into each Francisco- ahe didn’t know Just other’s arms and the girl’s face flush- where from — and intended campaign were there not?” submitted the rector to come "Yes and one of them was straight “Don’t consider me at all" Jones ed prettily home as soon as she could raise the When they stopped in front of the money to pay his way whisky" requested “I think Mr Delanoey’s home of the Widow strip"There” said Jabez McAdam suggestion rood" Sturgis Miss very Mixed Information ping a bill from hla roll “that’ll help “But you haven’t yet finished your "Asteroids? What are asteroids?” some I guess Don't be afraid "You work" argued out the take “They’re things doctors didn’t make it out of oil or copper haven’t yet hung the mistletoe” of children’s noses”— Baltimore Ameand I'm no campaign funds collector “Hang the mistletoe!” Jabez exrican either" claimed "What we need Is more con"What a splendid giver you are" fidence and less mistletoe We could The Exception as Miss Allen observed the door have left packages at half a dozen “You don’t believe In hot air promclosed behind them “it would take while we are arguing Let's places ises do you?” her months to earn that much” Into the buzz wagon and take all get “Not unless they are the landlord’s "Yes" added Delancey “It will be the things around Let’s all of us About the furnace” The poor boy can of greatySBsistance I don’t Intend to be crowded out go use It to tip the porters on his way as soon as I get here Not me Not home—or buy souvenirs" Physically Impossible Jabez McAdam No sir! This Is the “Maud made a mesalliance with an first Christmas "I wish” Rev Mr I’ve heard of In five Aviator” said to Delancey aa they went back years and I'm going to Btay to the “Well how on earth could her famto the car “that you would permit me finish on Come Where’s the an them?” aviator to run this machine a while It seems beneath bundles? ily consider Handing out these things to me that you are not getting half will be more fun than I’ve had for His Choice I drove Mr mighty long time and I want to begin apoutspeed out of It power ExCBP "You are nothing but a poor bookit right away Show us the packages Iwmf tier's"' worm” sior all Vinimer you know and every Miss Ursula and we’ll get busy with “Well I’d rather be a minute them” becoming precious” Under the domination of this master ian a Delancfy took the seat beside Miss of men and money there was nothing Allen In the tonneau telling the revelse to do but to obey erend gentleman to go ahead and do The Correct Term Delancey out of — saw window and the the So on an outing Tfym peered driving if he thought he would be you’ve been machine his an Improvement standing near the curb ch? Dick — That’s a good name for it ready for him Ursula showed them It happened that a man in a buggy the packages heaped In the rear of was coming rapidly down the street Am "out” just 1 3 5 the wide hall Then the men began for which reason McAdam jumped up out the moved They carrying things beside the rector without waiting to Honeymoon Over Neither Wife (pouting)— You have ceased to by platoon — four at a time file a protest They were off with a of them would let any of the others series of Irregular explosions and belove be left alone In the house with Ursula Hub (enjoying fore arriving at the next stopping cigar and newspaeven for a moment — I’ve No dear ceased Arthur Rev Montgomery my only place per) “There Isn’t going to be room for had torn a wheel from making love to you all of us I’m afraid" Delancey In butcher’s cart upset an express formed them presently “The machine a crate wagon and smashed through Her Aid Is chuckfull of bundles now’’ of geese much to the delight of Miss “If that girl ever gets Into danger “Leave me out” Jones said “I’d Allen who declared that It was perIn a lonely place she can signal for rather run along home Give anyhow fectly splendid belp with her collar" me that package for Mrs Callahan "Don’t wory about the butcher” said "How could she do anything like and I’ll take it to her It’s not much “I’ll see that he gets Jabez McAdam that?” out of my way” the anmnev xight have new outfit Before I take another a “I noticed It Is wireless” bEElf He went into the house to get his IKBARASaiNG IP in this kind of a thing with a ride J01TE3 NOT ttAPPJNED hat brushed followed him Ursula TO ACCOMPANY preacher at the helm Didn’t Impress Farmer though I’m back Say goin’ to find out about my heart between An altercation arose a calling “Walt a minute I tnust go and bearin’ reverend would you mind farmer and a expert in agr- show Mr Jones where to hang the down a bit on the slow pedal?” iculture mistletoe” eviat The the wheel Allen realgentle&an and Delancey went In to deliver "Sir” said the expert “do you The others waited what seemed to a bundle While they stood in the dently considered it beneath his digize that I have been at two univer- them a prodigiously long time nity to reply but calling back to Dewoman's sities one in this country and one in "I’ve got that six o’clock wedding” hall waiting for the good lame son — who had lost an over- lancey he asked what time It was Germany?” fretted “Every minthe ute counts with whelming “What of that?” demanded majority of his toes flip- It was eighteen minutes to six They me” and still had calls to — farmer with a faint smile “I had a “Huh!” Jabez commented "Every ping cars to summon her from the even with three best of luckmake the minthe calf nursed by two cows and the minute counts with me too Let’s kitchen the gentleman wiped some more he was nursed the greater calf all go in and see about that mistle- grease from his knuckles and glanced ister knew that he would not have a moment to spare That couple must anxiously around saying: be grew” toe” “When I called on you this after- be married at six o’clock In order to catch a train for which reason Mr noon I had a distinct purpose in mind FULLY NOURISHED had to be on time but this is the first chance I have had a Perfectly Balanced Food swung to mention It May I tell you now He put on the high speed what I have been longing ever since around a corner so swiftly that Miss No chemist’s analysis of Allen had difllculty in keeping herself can begin to show the real value of ‘k Into from arms being Delancey’s — flung He was the food the practical value as shown interrupted by Mr who rushed In to say that and after ripping a few spokes from by personal experience one of the wheels of a delivery wagon It is a food that Is perfectly balWhen Miss Allen came from the he considered It his duty to leave a they stopped In front of the home at anced supplies the needed elements house again Rev Arthur Mont- spiritual message with the provisions which the turkey was to be left lor both brain and body in all stages gomery Mr Jabez After him came Jabez McAdam who “ Let me f life from the Infant through the McAdam and Mr carry it" said Jabez Mcwere lined had Just remembered that Mrs Delancey as Adam was Ursula handing out the strenuous times of active middle life up at the rear of the automobile each might bo in need of ready money and Is a comfort and support In old determined to help her Into It The and he begged that lady as she came bird “No” the rector protested “this age situation might have been embarras- forward with expressions of gratitude In family s belongs and I my five pariah more and of “For two years I have used her children acto sing if Mr Jones had not happened to with milk and a little cream for accompany her down the steps As it cept a bill which he put Into her must accompany Miss Allen with her A spiritual blessing should go gift breakfast I am comfortably hungry was she permitted him to assist her hand The family must be "You see" he explained Tve been with the fowl lor my dinner at noon to a seat but another difficulty imimbued with spirit of the blessed day “I uee little meat plenty of vegemediately presented Itself Only one a mighty busy man and I guess I’ve tables and fruit in season for the of the men could sit In the tonneau neglected a lot of things I ought to of Christ’s birth and I think I shall be do to able than either of better noon ideal and if tired at tea time that done long ago Thank heaven with the lady Mr Delancey heartily have Give me the turkey alone and feel pertake wished that both Jabez McAdam and there's widows and orphans I can you gentlemen still help What did your husband die Miss Ursula and we will take it in toRev fectly nourished Arthur Montgomery gether” “Nerve and brain power' and memmight at that moment have of?” While they were contending for pos“A tobacco heart poor man” the ory are much Improved since using been in Baton Rouge or Ispahan It session of the turkey a policeman I am over sixty and weigh la "But he bore up rushed needless to explain how widow replied perhaps them from nobody knew 155 lbs My son and husband seeing the matter ended Time was when brave to tin last and was smokin’ an where upon and grasping Rev Arthur bow I had improved are now using the church could dictate hut we live hour before It happened If he could by a In the age of business Mr McAdam only of held on a little longer he’d of Montgomery shoulder Informed that gentleman “My son who is a traveling man had In hla commercial training ac- left enough cigar coupons to get little he was under arrest for exceeding that cats nothing for breakfast but the habit of acting quickly Jimmie an watch” quired the limit speed An milk of aunt and he scrambled Into the coveted and a glass “Some people may be too good to "My good man” he rector argued on seat without over 70 seems fully nourished touch money giving ministerial digwith anything but “you don’t understand the situation and cream" “There’B a nity a chance to assert Itself tongs’ the philanthropist said to Ur- You see—’’ Reason” Rev Arthur Montgomery sula but If there's any shortage of "I know all about It" the officer InName given by Postum Co Battle looked his at watch peace on earth and good will toward terrupted "The whole force has been to and Read “The Road Mich Greek men In this town seeing that It was ten minutes It won’t be ordered to look out for you people Wellville” in pkgs five bogged Delancey to put on my fault” after Does any of your friend to come Ever read the above letterf A new his high speed was 'It noble of you to do along to the station? very It’ll a lot eaa appeara from time to time “It is necessary for me to marry that she replied “I’m so glad you of explaining and you can telltake sad re xenulne your ntere-i- t 'the ioft answer doesn't turn young man who is in love away A Day B eTore Christmas 5torn in Three Paris J t I f ' Part Two r ster story to the desk sergeant Maybe he will let you go on ball until tomorrow and then again maybe you’ll have to spend the night In the cooler Strikes me that’s the correct place for folks who don’t know any better than to tear through the street- the way you (lid smashing up wagons and people and things" Seeing that the case was hopeless the clergyman got Into the tonneau with the officer and bidding Miss Allen a sorrowful good-bthey left her of goods that goes out under our name is So you take no guaranteed chance when you buy from us 9 You are absolutely astured ol quality tj Every piece Orders and craftsmanship are the same to ui at orders in weight by mail person 3 LAAB main er IT UTAH Cleanliness is next toilet soap is any other day and more day than to Godliness used on Sun- Are you in the old rut? Do you use STALE Coffee when you can get a fine Fresh Roasted Coffee like Hewlett’s Luneta Steel Cut Brand? Test Luneta Coffee with some of the Stale Coffees on the market ' then you can see why there are so many Luneta Coffee drinkers HAD NO COMPLAINT TO MAKE Stand Anything to Escape House Cleaning It was at the vaudeville The girl with the excruciating voice bad just finished her song to "Just think!" groaned Brown the stranger beside him “We paid real money to hear that!" "I didn’t” was the placid response ‘Game in on a ‘comp’” "But you had to spend car fare to get here did you not?" asked Brown “None" replied the uncomplaining one “I live In walking distance” "Rut” persisted Brown desperately "at least you hoped to be entertained not punished?” "No I didn’t care” grinned the the stranger "I came to get away from home My wife is cleaning house’’ — Judge He Could with the righteous McAdam and the bundles On the way to the police station Rev Arthur Montgomery The Modern Maid happened to place one of his feet Reachon something soft and bulky It was getting late at night when ing down he clutched a large wad of the servant girl returned from the bills domestic purshops with various “Hello!” he cried to Delancey “look chases As she explained the transat this McAdam’s roll!” action to her mistress sle cried out The automobile was brought to a suddenly If “There! Ihaven't for Budden stop and after negotiations gotten the 'am ’an eggs uor breakthat were brief but satisfactory to all fast” f observed parties the officer got out wishing his "That’s f pi the misty’ former prisoners a Merry Christmas tress but added ‘vithjiindly phllo- jflphyr ’Never min " V shops will L U J) &— all be 'phut now manage in the morwws' withlad and butter and The marmalade" “And what girl started shall I have?” she inquired Jabez had often thought of running “Well Ellen I suppose you’ll have for congress He wasn’t thinking of the same as we do” replied the it now but force of habit Is strong "The law” he observed with satis“Yes Mrs X’’ responded Ellen as he red faction eyed the dwindling with some severity “but let ime tell “the law has light of the automobile you I can’t do my work unless I’m got to come down Just as hard on the — Manchester Gun- fed” properly just as on the unjust That’s what clan democracy means and It’s according to the Bible too” A Coming Business Man Ursula with something between a “Ma” exclaimed Teddy shiver and a shrug began picking up bursting into the houseyoung “Mrs Johnthe packages at her feet son said she would give me a penny “Never mind about them” said If I told her what you aid about her” Jabez “I'll get a cab In a minute” "I never heard of such a thing!” “We’ll take the street car If you said his mother “You’ra indignantly please” said Miss Allen If her voice a very good boy not to have told! I was as cold as that no wonder she wouldn’t have her think I ever menshivered She seemed to try to thaw tioned her! Here’s an apple sonny it out a little as she went on “They for being such a wise little lad” run right near Miss Bigg’s house— and “I should think I am ma When there’s one coming now Oh no these Bhe showed me the I told her penny hings aren’t heavy I’m leaving the that what you said was something She was already goose for you” awful and worth slxpense at least!" and the street the Jabez crossing —Answers goose followed reluctantly The car was slowing down for them Not His Treat "We’d better take a cab after all" man by the name of A drunken “This seems pretty pleaded Jabez Riley boarded a trolley car and after public” paying his fare made himself comShe looked at him In cold surprise The conductor after calling "That’s exactly what It is” she an- fortable was nearing a street and the conductor helped her off the streets swered with the drunkwhich corresponded up the step en man’s name They were hardly seated when a "Riley next street!” yelled the conman in a tan overcoat leaned across ductor hero confthe aisle and tapped our who was half The drunken man “Isn't your on the knee identially understood him as "Riley’s asleep name Jabez McAdam?” be asked "You’ve made a mistake this time” next treat” yelled out: I treated last”— “You’re a liar! “You said Jabez over his shoulder National Monthly need another guess" "I’ve got It coming”7 said the other His Preference and he walked to the forward darkly Woman (In cigar store) — I wish platform which was crowded with to get a box of cigars for my hussmokers Jabez looked remorsefully after him band — Here’s Clerk brand I a new She and uncertainly at Miss Allen think would suit him “The Suflooked serenely out of the opposite window of the car fragette” Woman — Oh dear no! “You certainly can’t be evading the He preclutches of the law?” said Miss Al- fers a mild domestic! len There was a mischievous twinkle When Admiration Weakens In her eyes and the corners of her McAdam but saw “We naturally strive to imitate mouth twitched nothing of all that and his look and those whom we admire” was showed he that feeling attitude “Not always Every small boy adfar from comfortable mires Santa Claus hut none of them “A wants to "Why it’s nothing" Bald Jabez grow up to have the kind pack of busybodles want to muddle in of whiskers he Is represented as wearAnd you wouldn’t my private affairs ing" — San Francisco Chronicle believe the way they’ve hounded me I have to dodge a constable on every Ominous street corner They’ve made It Im“Are you still looking up your fampossible for me to tend to necessary ily tree?” But I had to come In to see business “No I stopped It" Miss Allen— er— can you see you Why?" what that fellow is doing on the front “Found too many of my ancestors n Part THr6c — — platform ?” "He seems to be talking to a friend “— and now the of his” said Ursula otlipr man is looking in through the vindow” "At me?” demanded Jabez Ursula glanced over his shoulder “I and pursed her lips Judicially think so” she said (TO BE CONTINUED ) hanging on It”— Baltimore ‘Ameri-ta- Literary Malzle — hear that your brother’s Wife is real literary She's awfully Sallie — Oh she is! iterary! When she spanks her baby ihe does It with a book! Awfully ’) |