Show t GOtlSTIPATIon BEEN HAD fBETTY A Munyon's Pills are unlike all oth 1 er laxatives or cathar tic They coax lbs liver into activity by gentle methods they do not scour they do not gripe they do not weaken but they do start all the secretions of the liver and ttom- ach in a way that soon puts these organs in a healthy condition and corrects constipation Munyon's Pills are a tonio to the stomach liver and nerves They invigorate instead of weaken they enrich the blood instead of impoverishing it they enable the stomach to get all the nourishment from food that is put into it Price as cents All Druggists And Had Also When Seen the 35 Unexpected pdsal Came Summers Pro- - MUNSON BY GEORGE Miss Agatha Browne was thirty-fivand looked older She had been pretty when she was a girl — that could easily be seen from the regular contour of her face her Boft clear skin and the gray eyes which even her detractors allowed would be beautiful it she did riot hide them behind those hideous round spectacle lenses Miss Agatha Browne was professor of economics at Ledham seminary which as most people know receives only selected girl pupils from among the first families of the south Prof Sampson Boylett Instructed Untold agony is what a woman suf- the same select young ladles In Roman history fers from tight shoes and He was looked his age He was a On bachelor who lived for his bobby "BROMO OUININB" Only LAXAriVB BHOMO OU1N1NS Look That of customs Romans he When the the S of W UROVS for the algnstnr Cana a Cold In Ona Imj Cans Grip m Two Data Sc was not thklng about them he was not thinking about anything When a married man has a good Usually When the professor Mlsa passed disposition It's probably because his of wife won’t stand for any other kind Browne he waB entirely oblivlouB that fact If they met face to fate in an exceedingly narrow alley he would Dr Pleroe’a Pellets email easy to take as candy regulate and Invigo- discover an obstruction slowly raise rate stomaoh liver and bowels and cure conhis eyes until they fixed Adv stipation themselves upon Miss Browne’s spectacles and then retreat hastily with No wonder some children never an apology and a timid expression amount to anything just look at of the south TKe select families their parents weie not so different in their Individual membership from families that Important to Mother diemute like Inglorious Examine carefully every bottla of flourish and Some of the young ladles CASTORIA a safe and aure remedy for wallflowers Infants and children and as that It of Ledham seminary might have been toclose their seen with very heads Bears the gether one evening after the profesSignature of lecture He had sor had concluded In Use For Over 3(fYears been expounding “The Marriage CusChildren Ciy for Fletcher's Castorig toms of the Samnites” "Mustn’t it have been dreadful in Best Thing those days!” said Miss Philippa Clark “James got dizzy In the water and reading from her “Just It frightened him” think! ‘Among the Samnlte ladles it “It Is the best thing which could was not an uncommon thfng to take have happened” the initiative In the 'proposal of a matr“How do you make that butt” imonial alliance When gentle glances “If he was dizzy wasn’t his head and hints failed to accomplish their swimming?” purpose the Samnlte woman did iot his In Private he started out with the bushel of he walked into a clothesline didn’t see that he When he had picked himself out of the ash pile and recovered his hat he stood in the back yard and relieved his feelings "Henry" called his wife "Well?" he snapped “Don’t stand out there to do It Come straight Into the house and tell me that it’s all my fault” - As asbeB And Yet the Dance Halls Thrive Man (approaching a girl)— — may I have this one? Oh You don’t mind If I you’re too kind hum do you? Do you know I’m lust dippy over this here dip Joke Floor’s swell tonight ain’t It? Gee but I like to dance with you! Tell that to every girl? Not on your life I Seems as if I must have met you somewheres before Wish I had though Well I’ll be that’s all Short and sweet yep — just like you See you later” Toung “Er-e- r HE FLED Good Day Follow v A Good Breakfast Tiry a dish of ' They reach you fresh and from the crisp — ready to eat package by adding cream or and a sprinkling of sugar milk if desired a jolly good Nourishing Satisfying Delicious -- T Professor the chorus breath- Boylett appeared unusually preoccupied on the second day aftHis lecture on Roman hiserward tory In fact was distinctly an one "Er — one moment ladles” he began l s the class waited Its dismissal “Can nyone “tell me whether there Is a — er —any attache of this institution whose Initials are A “Miss Agatha Browne professor of chanted economics” the class And the professor after staring speechless ly at them for an Instant suddenly bolted through the door At that Instant Miss Browne was Baying: “A most insulting thing has happened to me girls I hesitate to mention it and should not did I not fear It is some practical joke engineered by some unworthy member of this I have received an anonyseminary a mous letter containing — In short proposal of marriage" “Oh no Miss Browne!” exclaimed the dass In horror “Ladles your attitude does you credit” said the professor of econo"Er— by the way Is there any mics person connected with this seminary whose Initials are S D ?” ' These sweet tin bits made from Indian Com are cooked toasted and sealed in tight packages without the touch of human hand Toasties are dish — exclaimed lessly tomorrow morning ' half of the community from taking the first step leading toward the marriage contract is of economic origin and due to the fact that in our modern civilization the male Is the When the Earning capacities of both parties are equal this archaio survival should be and often is abrogated' “Miss Browne said that?” Inquired Miss Mary breathlessly “She surely did” answered Mies “Oh!” Post Toasties BEFORE THE BROOM Woman’ Plucky Los Angeles Burglar to Flight With Domes-tic Weapon “Improved” Bull Fight A bull fight In Toklo is quite as much excuse for a gala day as a full Business men leave fight in Madrid their offices and women and children “Er— Among the 8amnites There Exitheir homes to hurry to the arena sted a Custom” Stripped of all the less exciting or less horrible preliminaries which hesitate to address 'herself openly to characterize the Spanish hull fight the the backward suitor’ ” 'animals are brought In and sent at "Dreadful?” exclaimed Miss Mary each other at oneq So the battle is Campbell one of the most select of shorter and two or three more fights the young ladles “Why I think it will follow In quick succession dur- was grand!” “Well now Just listen to this” Intering the course of an afternoon's “entertainment” posed Miss Milllcent Day who was taking the economics course ‘“The custom which restrains the female A Jolly “Prof Sampson Boylett” shouted the class in economics In unison Then sn extraordinary thlrg hapBrowne’s Behind Miss pened large a reddish hue arising In spectacles the neighborhood of either ear spread covand expanded until it completely ered her face “Dear me this Is very painful!” murmured Miss Browne “The class Is dismissed” The class released from Its duties rushed to the windows and looked out upon the campus It saw Mlsa Browne emerge from the portals of the famous Institution of learning with a hurried and yet furtive step it sucli a term could be applied to any quality or attribute of Miss Browne With her umbrella folded In her hand ihe professor of economics picked her v ay down the gravelly walk toward the en trance Then the class and Miss Browne simultaneously perceived a second figure a bent Irresolute the same figure approaching portals from the classroom In Roman history And then occurred a peculiar phenomenon such as had never been known to happen during the memory of the class For Miss Browne instead of continuing upon her resolute way toward the gate made a short cut across the soggy grass —Miss Browne whose state of health was always known to be exactly commensurate with the hygienic condition of her overshoes And as au Immovable body encounters an Irresistible force ( so Miss Agatha Browne encountered Professor Boylett beside the portals of the Ledham Seminary for Young Ladies The professor saw her straightened himself and spoke ‘‘Er— among the Samnites there existed a custom’’ — he began “I have always told my class” Miss Browne remarked at the same moment "that the custom which restrains the female half of the community — " “Which I would be the last to condemn — ” "From taking the first step—” “When hints and gentle glances failed—” "Leading toward the marriage contract—” “To effect a matrimonial proposition —er— “Oh professor!" exclaimed M1&S Agatha and could say no more Inside the seminary there was q moment at bustle this great “Mllly Milly” cried the voice of Mary Campbell “I’ve got a dandy pair of opera glasses upstairs” “Don’t need them" shouted her friend “Oh Mary didn’t you see? Look! Look! Professor Boylett has kissed Miss Agatha Isn’t it 'dreadful?” "Dreadful?” answered Miss Mary I It’s think "Why And just gvand think: Next term the classes in economics and Roman history will be merged!" (Copyright 1913 by W G Chajiman) Br Puts Armed with a kitchen broom Mrs A E Howard batted a sneak thief through the window of her home the other day after he had cooked and eaten a midnight repast in her kitchen and was in the act of carrying away the dining room silver which he bad In a tablecloth carefully wrapped Mrs Howard and her husband live at 729 College street Her slumbers early in the morning were disturbed In the by a rattling sound downstairs she beheld dining room Descending a young man wrapping her silver in a tablecloth a broom Mrs Grabbing Howard rushed Into the dining room crying: “Get out of here!” The burglar recovered his from labors just In to dodge time a mighty swipe of the broom aimed at his head “Get out of here do you hear? What do you mean by trying to steal Mrs exclaimed my sllvjr?” angrily Howard as she made the broom lBlrly the air The burglar sing through stood transfixed gazing at her In silent awe “Don’t you hear me?” cried the woman as she swung a third time at the Intruder who ducked just as the broom whizzed by his ear Then Mrs Howard charged This seemed to awaken him to a full realization of his peril for he turned and ran toward an open window through which he had made his entrance As he started to leap into space the broom landed fairly battering him through the casement Later Mrs Howard discovered that burglar before wrapping up her silverware had prepared and eaten a An— In meal kitchen Los the hearty geles times the Wasted Time “Well what did you do when the problem came up?” “Wasted time Went out and asked the advice of 17 friends” “What did you get?” “Seventeen different solutions” “And then?” “Then I took the advice of an eighteenth friend and won out” was your eighteenth “And who friend?" “Myself" — Cleveland Plain Dealer “Jorkin goes” Little Headway boasts that he pays as he "That explains a remark I heard one of Jorkin’ friends make the other day” “And what was it?” “He said' Jorkin never seemed U get anywhere” Directing Children Aright The young need to be taught that although there is sometimes a pleasure of the senses in committing sin it Is inevitably followed by remorse remorse and punishment Crime punishment form an inseparable trio On the other hand while it is often hard to do right the sense of satisfaction and that follows right action is worth all the effort made INEVITABLE Loss of Power 22 2 S !2 2 Deep Dissimulation “You seem Inclined to encourage your wife to be a suffragette” “Yes" replied Mr’ Meekton “If I can thoroughly convince her that I desire her to march and make speeches maybe she’ll get resentful and refuse to do so” ' ARK FOB AIIEN’8 Antiseptic powder to shake Into your Corn Relieve Bunion Ingrowing Swollen and Sweating feet illlstp’ra 26c Hold everywhere and Callous spot Don’t accept any substitute Sample FRKE Address Alien 8 Olmsted DeKoy NY Adv GREAT SALE OF CANNED FOODS Dealers grocers Jobbers and manufacturers all over the country are joining hands during the week of March 31st to April 6th in an effort to acquaint housewives with the ecunomy and quality of canned foods It Is now a well known factin that heat Is the only preservative used preparing The cans are these economical foods sealed and sterilized at a temperature of degrees which prevents any contamination and keeps the contents fresh and wholesome as the day the tins were filled In the canneries National Canned Foods Week (luring which dealers and grocers will make Is for canned foods their the purpose of demonstrating to housewives that the cost of living can be cut with such foods and that they may be served In hundreds of delightful ways and thus served dally without monotony The farmer's wife especially finds It advantageous to relieve herself of all the cooking possible and Canned Foods enable her to do this and at the same time Improve the quality of her meals Women In every community should observe National Canned Foods Week by going to the dealers and putting in a supply The saving and general satisfaction In the use of Canned Foods la entirely worth while— Adv URGING Warranted in Using Cuss Words A Bmall boy In Fort Scott was out playing with his wagon one day and just at the critical moment one a heel came off The walked youngster around the wagon several times and surveyed It with the air of one accustomed to disappointments As he dragged the wagon to his home he met a boy friend who Joined him and together they trudged on the Fort Scott Tribune says The owner of the wagon sat on the front step with a forlorn look then quickly brightening up he exclaimed: "Let’s cuss” “All right” returned the other “Cuss cuss cuss"— Kansas City Star His Best Friend did you do when the came up?” “Wasted time Went out and asked the advice of 17 friends” “What did you get?” "Seventeen different solutions” "And then?” “Then I took the advice of an eighteenth friend and won out” was your eighteenth “And who “Well problem what friend?” “Myself” — Cleveland Plain Dealer Perfectly Clear “I wonder why so many trains are late?” said young Mrs Torklns as she watched the man chalk up the figures on the blackboard ‘‘Well’’ replied her husband “foi one- thing traffic is much heavier than it used to be "Of course! 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