Show HE USUALLY E Roosevelt’s luetrate GOT THE BEANS 8tory of 8panish War His Methods When He Wae HONORING THE OLYMPIC ATHLETES Advertise Ik President HIM TO MAKE LEAD3 MALICE OF EXPOSURE USEFUL BD CONDITIONS Colonel Roosevelt told a new story down at Fall River the other day He was explaining how he had always cut the department red tape when he was of president and given the benefit OBLIQUITY HIS SAD MORAL the doubt to the people when there was a question of the constitutionality of a law Charge Donnt Realize How HI "Let ms give you an Illustration” and Leave Col said the colonel Blacken Himself was In the “When of Accuaed Be to Rooeevelt Spanish war we got down to salt pork onl and hardtack in the Santiago camThan Opportunism Nothing Wore The men tired of it I did not paign 4 AmeriSenator Bole Penrose la doing an consider It a proper diet for can soldiers In the tropics and bo one American to the Important service I of to took from the sixty day fifty people It la about the first time In Senator huskiest fellows In my regimenton and the Penrose’s career that this could be went down to the supply camp said of him Unfortunately for tho ex shore “We found a lot of baked beans he cannot claim boss of Pennsylvania in assembled cases them there and are his motives since any credit eleven There were about hundred known to be those of personal malice reHe cannot even be credited with ef- pounds in all and I made out a The quartermasquisition for them fective partisanship for his broadside balked and said be could only let ter deck own his sweeps I told officers me beans have for the Senator Penrose makes an author! my officers and men all fared tative and very useful exposure of him that In war and that I wanted them conditions wrong In Amer- alike thoroughly ican politics He exposes to the think- for the men as well as the officers "I made out a second requisition ing people of the nation the vicious this time huneleven the for asking of our party government mechanism tts alliances with organized money dred pounds of beans for my officers What He laughed and said: 'Why Colonel Its vital relations to privilege want eleven reformers and the unpurchased press you don’t mean that you athletes returned to America they were given a great reception In New York have been saying with more or less hundred I pounds of beans I for your offWHEN the victoriousshowaOlympic told him that guessed he a part of the parade the Swedish Society of New York whose members appeared la now veri- icers” evidence this photograph know didn’t about the appetheir national costumes anything fies without shame without apology much parwithout any conception of the light It tites of my officers After throws upon himself his kind and leying be said that if I wanted the RATS FACE GNAW GIRL’S the forces behind his- candidate and eleven hundred pounds of beans he but me let them would that he have his faction of Rooming House Breaks Proprietor It la a remarkable specimen of mor- would have to take it out of my salOpen Door and Finds Body of al and mental obliquity that Senator ary "Well I got the beans and the war Penrose displays In this picturesque Missing Lodger Founded A- lntesllng origin The main lodge loQueer Brotherhood took It out of my salary cated at Skagway episode He does not seem to realize department nestles at the foot I was perfectly to them have willing Omaha Neb — The face gnawed by that his charges Involve himself and fter the Gold Rush of the A B mountain which takes take I It hut carried got my point rats the body of Miss Mamie Carter will be Interpreted In the light of his Its name from a peculiar natural forcareer He does not seem to realize the beans for my men And so” he mation of crevasses In the snow and was found In her room - V The young w oman had been missing the entirely different footing he and added “when I was president I usual- Requirement of Admission Is Experi- Ice at the crest of the mountain Col Roosevelt are on with respect ly got the beans for the people”-which mark the letters since Saturday and Christ Kalmpach accurately ence Above the A even to those regrettable facts of big Boston PoBt B These letters were orlginallly proprietor of the rooming house where — Skagway Parallel Latitude of business politics which Col Roosevelt taken by the organization and later she had lived for six years decided Is Chief Headquarters would not deny t$ force open the door of her room evolved Into the name Arctlo BrotherCol Roosevelt Is not an lmposslbll-le- t hood The face of the dead girl was so He has openly dealt with political Skagway Alaska— To have traveled Several of the mdfct prominent phil- badly mutilated that It was at first into the It But northern he above did not approve the anthropic enterprises in the north believed the wounds had resulted from regions powers was the compromise of a foe not the during under parallel sometime the a gunshot country are conducted one’s career Is the Initial requirement auspleces of a friend Many good of the brotherhood Death Is thought to have been due The for membership In the Arctic Brothermen have denied the wisdom and even principal one takes place at Christmas-tim- to heart failure hood unique among fraternal ad when children A letter found In the room of the poorer the righteousness of Col Roosevelt's un have more classes of but many opportunism every nationality and sect dressed to a younger sister In Cub The Arctic Brotherhood was formed are Invited to the nearest lodge where leads to the belief that Miss Carderstood Its need and accepted it And shorUy after the gold rush to the entertainment Is provided the great majority of the American together ter Was formerly a resident of that Klondike in 1898 and now includes In with presents and food place people approve It as they have reason the northern regions several hundred to do active members The first requirement InCol Roosevelt’s achievements exsince Its has an been while Senaorganization terpret his opportunism tended residence above the tor Penrose's exposures only show the parallel with the exception of a few effective difficulties any confronting citizens from the United distinguished statesman who like Col Roosevelt Is tlon la a preliminary step to the interStates and other countries who upon working for the people under the conDisease Germs Lurking In Most national conference their Alaska have made in arrival been his ditions which Senator Penrose and honorary members “Swimming pools” says II F J PorSwimming Tanks like have created perpetuated and ter discussing the matter In a recent Among its members "above the even now are defending desperately Issue of the Survey “are little more Senator Penrose the satisfied ally parallel” the Arctic Brotherhood takes precedent over every civil The public generally than cesspools” and agent of plutocratic politics main court If a matter of dispute of any Tests Mads by Scientists Shew That regards them as refreshing Invigoratsupporter of Lorlmer and believer in Abundance of Microbea Even In nature arises between Arctic brothers Lorlmerlsm master of boss politics ing and beneficial and few have ever Natatorluma Clubs of the question Wealthy dreamed that they may be breeders of is carried before the the politics that the progressive moveMaka Them Cecepoola disease There are hundreds of such of the local lodge at one membership ment In all parties Is going to bring of Its weekly meetings In pools all over the city to an end Boies Penrose can only ex Recently All parties to the dispute kind the Interest of the department of bachis himself — and present New York The average man who pose their arguments and then all the stands at the of the Univenslty of Chicago edge of a swimming pool teriology In brothers not Involved the question ready to take the plunge which for K N Atkins made a careful study of Living Wage cast a vote which determines five pools whose water supply was the set- him means refreshment and delightful with the declaration In connection tlement of the issue Investigation relief does not realize that be Is about supposed to he clean of the Progressive national platform Various plans are conceived and exproved that they caused ailments of to expose himself to the attack of milfor decent Industrial conditions conecuted by the' brotherhood from time lions eye ear and throat and intestinal disfrom Austraupon millions of disease germs sider this announcement to time for the furtherance of the lia: lurking In the tempting water before ease terests of the northwest In Hamburg and In Strangers him It matters little where this swimInvestigatione submission of ’’The compulsory to the country are entertained at the to be whether in Purdue Brown Chicago and Yale uni dustrial disputes to courts of arbitraIf they ming pool happens lodges of the organization and versifies showed that the lmpurltiel tion In Australia has incidentally reare prospectors they are supplied with a fashionable clubhouse or lu the base- are bacterial anfl chemical foreign ment of an East Side tenement house quired those courts to accept some the most reliable information at hand to Ineff- matter and all detected the presence owing principle for determining a just wage The main body of the organization almost everywhere This icient supervision and ignorance of the of dangerous disease microbes for the court has been left without Is located at Skagway Alaska There the where in condition existed places deIn involved this these pools are guidance from the legislature are others at Dawson Nome Fair- dangers certain investigators to be details of hygiene and sanitation are From the first the court decided to banks Cordoda and- Seward The clared by looked otherwise scrupulously after reject the ‘‘market value of services” lodgehouse at Skagway Is declared to a menace to health of the Hamburg Examination pools as the determinant of wages and subSo grave In fact do these Investibe one of the most distinctive buildshowed that water fresh from the tap stituted the normal needs of the avdisease contained 57 microbes a cubic centiings of Its kind In the world gators consider the danger-oThe it haB been terior Is decorated with trophies of the from this source that erage employe regarded as a human 74 persons had bathed In After meter arctic regions of every description being It was adjudged to be better thought necessary to call an interna- the water there were 1800 microbes that Industries which could not pay The motto of the organization of batlf officials to Is tional conference in the BPtjie quantity of water When such wages should cease” “No Boundary Line” and its Insignia convene at The Hague this summer 494 persons had entered the pool the That Is part of the world efTort for In view of the 8 B and in New York City a meeting of miniature gold miner’s pan of Mr to (14400 and uncertainty number had Increased and Industrial justice social bossed with the initials A B with public bath officials was held recently political future Mr Schurman 829 bathers had been In contact after fbree small gold nuggets beneath the and the American Association for Proprobably would not resign as presl- with the water there were 154000 miBarnes Fits the Job moting Hygiene and Public Baths was crobes present to the cubic centident of Cornell but would be granted formed The forming of this asBociaThere Is a certain fitness In a leave of absence meter Boss Bafnes at the head of the Being a professor of political econit The last figures are interesting’ Had It not been for omy Mr Schurman Taft campaign has solved easily that they show no proportionate BarneB Taft would not have been re- a question of economical politics lu crease in the number of microbes and nominated The workman Is worthy the way of a nice long vacation in that way Illustrate the septic tank li of his hire and there probably is no Being a professor of psychology theory that is after a certain point howTheir united other politician In the United States Mr Schurman has figured without dif- Holds His Sister Over an Alpine safety efforts the septic condition o( of development ever were of no avail as the woman Precipice for Eight Hours Until so competent as Barnes In landing re- ficulty that now Is the accepted time or water either kills the microbes Rescuers Arrive could uot help wards directly and Indirectly The being unconscious And being professor of philosophy they dtvour each other when they Hew York senatorial Investigating Mr Schurman will no doubt bear up have become too numerous thus mainGrenoble — In “ the committee found: "The most conspic- with a smile of resignation when the The two men' shouted for help for a maximum of Impurity not far from Toulouse a terrible ex- several " minutes uous beneficiary of graft public ex- recall Is Invoked next year Then M Sombar-die-r taining perience has just befallen a brother set off to seek rescuers leaving travagance and raiding of the (AlGIVEN $100000 and sister named VanGoethen as the the brother and sister in their peril- CHAUFFEUR bany) municipal treasury we find was Received a Rebuke Worth Having result- of which the woman lies In the ous position Mr William Barnes Jr It was three hours behimself” Although Mr Stubbs carried a ma- Will Stick to His Job Until He skull with a fractured hospital And yet this man Is selected as Mr Says dying M fore Sombardier Revel and reached jorlty of the counties and a majority while her brother is In the same place of Some of Thinks He Way Taft's chief tactician before the eight hours had elapsed of the legislative districts in Kansas overcome by shock and rescue party returned to the glacier Using Fortune and had a majority of the popular desperately The story of their ad- There they found M VanGoethen still lt President Taft is depending upon vo’te In Kansas the reactionaries are exposure a Bay fbore N Y— Frank Knight to the result as a "rebuke venture adds another to the long list supporting the body of his sister on the fetish of regularity to win him referring I Beales a of Alpine tragedies the incline and only relieving the ter- chauffeur employed by as indicated In bis speech to to Stubbs” The Indications are that I M Van'Ooethen summer resident was notified who Is an en- rible strain by the Maryland editors he might just as Colonel Roosevelt is going to be simtwisting hef skirts wealthy In a an the death of uncle he his mill and sister gineer through round a rock Then the rescue party that paper well begin packing up his household ilarly rebuked In November by having left an inheritance cf been by a friend M Sombar-die- got to work and succeeded in draw- had goods now and avoid the March rush a large majority in the electoral col- accompanied son of the director of the mill ing his sister over the edge into safe- $100009 next spring lege me “1 suppose set out to climb Mt Saurousse They ty The brother fainted and had to you will be made the ascent but in returning they be carried to Revel now Frank” said Mr Beales after took the to the glacongratulating his driver Mr Wilson's Humbug No humbug now! — Harper's Weekly don’t me cier Domenon unless wsnt “Not you sny Perfect Girle to Get Prizes Just so Let Governor Wilson put The Tribune wants to know “Just “I like this job As crossed a dangerous part of more” said Knight France — Garret an ec- how far west of the Hudson river aside his humbug about the menace the they Mile Goethen Chanbury and and I’m going to stick to It” slipped will Governor Wilson wish to spread of a “money trust” composed of such slid path the ceXtrlc hermit formerly a member of he will put the money down an Ice incline toward says Knight the glad tidings of the accession of good men as Mr Schlff Colonel Har- edge of a Her brother thfi chamber of deputies has left a in a savings bank until be can think deep precipice Mr Jacob H Scblff to bis standard?” vey Is not so stupid as not to know for a gift of 2000 In endeavoring to save her also slip- wifi providing of eome way to spend It And we take the liberty of replying that the Tribune’s criticism was not ped but was able to stop himself by year to the most perfect girl that there Is no reason why he should of Mr Schlff but of Mr Wilson’s To Give Animate aa Gifts At the mo ally and physically clutching bold of a boulder In Information to the have & purpose not rejoice professing to de- same time he grasped bis sister’s New York— Mrs Proctor Percy spread all over the country A bet- stroy ths power of Mr Schlff and his skirts Just as she was sliding over the Dog’s Funeral Costs 11000 wife of the Ohio soap manufacturer ter broader or more patriotic citizen close associates to dominate the edge ew York— Blondy a small Boston from Europe with om has returned than Jacob H Schlff does not exist country’s business and finance while M Bombardier crawled down to ths bull dog owned by the late John W parrot one white guinea-piIn these United States — 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