Show I DRAWING If A Trifle CARRETA Are You Fastidious Ancient in We here the line you ere looking lot Out Jewelry lor men embodie the of plain f naaculinity Cuff link bultont and the characterialic deiign watch chaint lie pint forka ad ODD The ‘Heart’ ofUtfih pulsates through the wires of the Utah Independent Telephone Service The Real Life of and Society Business FACTS GANDER California Excursion Low June 5th 6th and 10th to 22nd good for return until September 15 lti Jl To Los Angeles and return &I0 On rale daily June 1st to Meptcmber Jfflth Inclusive good for return until October 81 lull — To Los Angeles and return $40 On aate N E A CONVENTION On al Juno 27th to return until September Lily to Sun truneiHio July and lor Suit Lake return vie Lou fith till LIKE MARY’S Rood $3075 For further Information rail on your loeal uncut or write to T 0 Peck 0 P Log Anirelea Cnl Mamlcrlleld A U P A Main J Street Suit Luke City Utah A POSITIVE and PERMANENT CURE FOR CROSSBOW OF THE ' 'WM-- ' — i&YX' Bank by Mail With theoldext bank In the intermountain region Won't keep cash where it muy be stolen or lent Send a letter with remittance to this solid strong Institution and your account begins Savings department receives sums from 100 up paying twice a yetrr per cent Interest compounded WALKER BROTHERS BANKERS ' ' Balt Laka City BALT LAKM GlTV AND AMAYKU PHOTO rmOFftONAL ax part kodak pinibmin o muppuaa MEN AND WOMEN to Learn Barber Trade In Eight Weeks Tuition with pet of tools $& With partial set of tools $15 With your own ’tools Address io Molar Barbar Collaga 13 Commercial Street bait Lake City Utah I'JAIITED LEARN TO DANCE BY The arrow gun bore photographed la used by certain savage tribes in the Interior of the Philippines The machine will hurl bamboo arrows whose tips are painted with poison for several hundred yards Many American have lost their lives from soldiers from these arrows wounds received which are usually fired from ambush in tree tops and branches fWAAAfVWWNJfWWVVWWV MAIL Write PKOr WOOUWAKU 130 Main btreet bait Lake iltjr I'tah & VXvS Mss3waaKs i" wr How 4 V’l'm&S & r 'Tprfi T' OF ELECTRIC STORM ON A CRAB Mr St Petersburg tomorrow" Mrs Boggs — '‘Aren’t you being blown up there?” Mr Boggs —“No Irn going you at home” leave for afraid of Useful “Was your lecture a success?” “In a way” replied the new statesman “It served as a pretext for a prepared very’ lengthy and carefully address by the local celebrity who lm troduced-me:- BARD WAS YOUNG Sir Delighted With Hie Recitation of Some Exquisite Ballads leave you Ernest— Why I— r— would try to catch and hold you I’m Edith— Well get ready then going to attempt It Street Saying Are Short Lived If some London slang has a short life the street sayings current for a time pass away even more quickly Most of these such as “Has your mother sold her mangle?” “Who shot the dog?” and “How are you off for soap?” survive only In the pages of novelists contemporary Some however have a long life “Does your mother know you’re out?" has been traced back to 1840 and may possibly have been current before then Others are revived with Blight alterations Ten years ago rude little boys would shout did “Where you get that hat?” when their grand“What! the fathers would exclaim same bid hat!” And the expression of dissent emphasized nowadays by ‘‘Not in these trousers!”' used to be conveyed thirty years ago by the tag “Not In these boots!” — London Chronicle Baseball Anecdote “Curious this "Seems a episode young fellow got excited at the ball and hugged the young lady next game She had to him a perfect stranger him arrested but he told the judge that any man might do the same thing and his claim was upheld by expert testimony” “And what was the sequel?” “Well the sequel Is rather interestThe next day there were 5000 Ing girls at the ball game” “Let us hear of It then and quickly” cried Sir Marmaduke putting his Wilhand kindly upon the boy’s head liam Shakespeare saw all eyes were was a If your skin is marred by pimple and fixed upon him yet there take Garfield Tea It will friendliness in every aspect which liver marks regulate the liver cleanse the system and gave him nought to fear Standing purify the blood where he was with a graceful carand a wonderful V riage of himself He Knew Backer— You got trimmed bad pleasant delivery he presently went on with the verses thought you said you were confident exclaimedthe of the result “Bravely spoken!" old knight who had observed and lisI knew I’d get Pugilist— I was tened to the boy manifestly with a licked — Puck more than ordinary satisfaction in his benevolent “Never pleasant aspect To Take for a Headache heard I aught more properly deliv“What do you take for a headache?" ered” “Liquor the night before’’— Toledo “Nor I by’r lady" said Master PereBlade grine In a similar excellent humor “Where didst learn this exquisite ballad young sir?" “An’ It please you my mother taught It me” replied William Shakespeare “Hast any more such In thy memory?” inquired the other "A score at least an’ It please you" answered the boy "most moving ones of the doings of valiant knights and sundry of a delicater Bort concerning of the love of fair ladies besides which I have store of fairy roundelays that I learned of nurse Cicely which smack most sweetly of the dainty blossoms — Williams “The Youth of HELP HER Shakespeare" Residing In a little French town still plying his trade of tailor Is Pierre Charnel Roy who Is believed to be the only man now living who saw Napoleon Bonaparte Roy not only saw the great emperor but was once He ia one huncarried In bis arms dred and four years old but still quite to say his Needless and hale hearty favorite topic of conversation is Napowhose beside leon portrait be Is especially fond of sitting in leisure and Asia Minor herewith produced depicts the largest trunk In the world The photograph Its extraordinary dlmentione may be recently on exhibition In Fargo N D with the man standing beside It Thie trunk which observed by a comparison later on is to be ueed as a seaside camp is 18 feet long 10H feet high and the tame in width In making It there was used 1620 feet of timber and leather 500 bolts of canvae 20 bare' of Iron 90 yards of lining 64 pounds of nails and 10 gallons of paint THE Shakespeare tempted to run away and here In the parlor alone? FAILED TO MEERSCHAUM The valuable material from which meerschaum pipes are made Is continually getting scarcer and the large industry which has flourished In ViParis and enna Budapest Nuremberg in the Thurlngian town of Ruhla The manufacture seems endangered of meerschaum pipes Is much more important than Is generally supposed The town of Ruhla alone has been exporting In round figures pipes to the 11600000 annually value of about is The finest grade of meerschaum in Anatolia found near to leave Has Been Hundred That DOCTORS CONCERNING ' Indian Vehicle Use Over Two Yeare HIM ON ' HISTORY ' time retribution to BONAPARTE iVW “Maybe so" answered the suffering “But I am convinced that my friend dentist has found a way of beating ( NAPOLEON SHELL Disproportionate ‘‘We must expect to suffer pain In the same degree that we Inflict It on others" said the man who believes in Precaution Bogg3 — “I expect SAW An ordinary crab shell upon the Int side of which appears the bust picture of a woman Is a curiosity now on exhibition In the rooms of the fish and game commission in New OrThe shell was sent to the comleans mission by Oscar Angelo game warThe face Is den of Lafourche parish said to resemble paintings of Queen consort of Napoleon Marie Louise 'Mrs Willis (athe Ladies’ Aid so- ciety) — “Now what can we do for the poor boys at the front?" Mrs Gillis— “1 was reading today where the soldiers are always making Now why can’t we get the sorties and make things recipes for those them ourselves and send them to the — Puck boys?” the game" J4 The biggest electric valve ever built was constructed recently at Indian Orchard It and two others were designed to control the water that Mass drive the hydraulic turbines— of 12000 horse power each —at the Niagara The valves are nine feet In Falls station of the Ontario power company Each is operated by an alternating cui diameter and weigh 65 tons apiece rent electric motor three minutes being required to raise or lowOr the gates Biggest Trunk in the World Sortie ' x LONG The ancient carreta now In the exhibit room of the Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce has had an eventful history as wagons go It was the property of Alfonso a Tesuque Indian years old Alfonso Bald it bad belonged to his greatgrandfather and that it had been exhibited at a local fiesta years before as the oldest carreta in the neighborhood From these facts well substantiated and the great age to which Indians live as a rule this ancient carreta Is estimated to be much over 200 years old It was purchased by Captain Newton Chittenden a noted Indian explorer antiquarian and ethnologist now living In Pomona Cal On November 23 1896 this old time cart left Redlands on its own Cal wheels and reached Los Angeles December 15 a distance of over sixty miles Captain Chittenden accompanied It camping on the way and walked most of the distance watching with anxious eyes to Bee that It did not fall to pieces like the “deacon’s wonderful shay" from Its JourBut It survived-th- e great age ney in good shape and was hauled to the Chamber of Commerce exhibit room where sheltered from wind and weather It may remain a possible 200 years more The wheels are made of cross sections of a sycamore tree 38 Inches In diameter and about six Inches thick at the outer rim The hubs are of one piece with the body of the wheels and are roughly extended out to a 18 Inches Wooden length of pins through the axle secure the clumsy wheels The body is made of cottonwood excepting the tongue which is a twisted and gnarled stick of four feet long It was driven by oxen hitched to the horns with Its counterpart thongs of rawhide may be seen in the country districts of Mexico today drawn in a similar manner as this was when new 200 years and more ago WHEN PICTURE 9T MZ f During a recent storm which swept of Australia flashes over Wyalony lightuing caused many startling acciA young girl Belle Melville dents had a rather unpleasant experience The lightning struck a glass Jet necklace which she had in her hands and also dislodged the hairpins from her She was stunned for some time hair from shock and suffered considerably befel similar experience A somewhat The youjugwdw' Miss Grace Gerrard went out of doors with pa opened box The whole of matches In her hand and of the matches became ignited her hand was severely Injured ladies treated as M publicity M ndnieu THE privately as ia tbeir awa tames STUUIfc 334 Soslk Teaiple Street Salt Lake City fTT MAIN $’& ?£ FREAKS 1W is for Information ' it -r Y V FILIPINO Drunkenness and Opium Diseases Write Largest of Electric Valves LAMB Pete the gander that Is the pet of Kathleen of Montclair N J like Mary’s Iamb followed his mistress to school the other day and the presence of the bird at the educational Institution afforded the pupils an Interesting nature study subject Undetected he managed to escape and overtook his mistress on her way to school after a few rapid flights Kathleen has a record at the school for good attendance but with the class hour only five minutes off and Pete on her hands it looked as If she might have one black mark checked against her The alternative was to take Pete along and this the girl did She explained the situation to her teacher and Pete was invited Inside the class room and before studies began he was put through many of his tricks The pupils would have been delighted to have had Pete remain for the entire morning session but his presence would have been demoralizing to study so the girl was excused until she took her pet home Via Rates DUST ABOUT Dust would not be possible were It not for the fact that matter is almost Indefinitely divisible It has been estimated that an average puff of smoke from a cigarette contains about four thousand millions of particles of dust A single grain of indigo will give color to a ton of water of course Mechanics says Popular every drop of this water must contain an Immense number of ultramlcroscoplc particles of Indigo A few grains of fluorescein a sub stance derived from coal tar will produce a distinct fluorescence shining with a yellowish green light when strongly Illuminated in a hundred tons of water To produce this result the fluorescein must be divided into countless billions of particles substance enters Every conceivable Into the of dust In composition street dust may be found bits of Iron and steel from the tires of wagons horseshoes and the nails of our own shoes bits of leather from harness fragments of wood cotton silk stone gold silver' clothing wool hair animal excreta various ores tin paper clay sand molds bacteria — In fact everything under the sun HAS in a hollow which In early days was a lake in which the meerschaum was precipitated Meerschaum IncludIs also found In other places Thebes Egypt the Bosnian ing ot mountains In the neighborhood Grubschlts and Nuendorff In Moravia and In aome sections of Spain and PortugaL Speak Only on Invitation In the heavily cushioned seats of a train speeding through Massachusetts sat Josiah White and his wife It was the first time either had been outside the limits of St Lawrence county to say nothing of riding in such luxury with new and scenery As the train neared around them Boston Josiah nudged his wife! “Abbie” said he close to her ear “don’t say a word to me and I won’t to you while we’re goin’ through this It ain’t polite unless ye’re city vited” “What!' 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