Show We wish you the compliments of the season LAKE HAYTI AND SAN DOMINGO WILL DISPUTE SETTLE BOUNDARY OF LONG STANDING Soldiers Are Guarding the Line While Dominican Troops Have Been Dispatched for That Point But Bloodshed May be Avoided Haytlan Border CITX ud PER A POSITIVE MANENT CURE FOR and Diseases Drunkenness Opium Tbr M privately STlfUlE treated as IN Uka City M Mckntss ia their ewa homes South Temple Vtnesse w 0HK(jKSi Fll line Ruliber Type Outfits ami mipplies In stoulc Mail orders receive prompt attention SALT LAKE STAMP CO Salt Lake City oswwwbM Provision for Reduction National characteristics are suggestto this story which according was once told by Sir lienry ed by Judge A certain gen tleman it seems complained to throe friends — an Englishman a Scotchman and an Irishman— that his servant broke a great deal of china The Englishman gave the short bit of practical advice "Dismiss him’’ "Take it out of his wages” spoke the thrifty Scot Objection to that course was maae on the ground that the wages were less than the amount of the damages The Irishman at once came to the rescue with: “Then raise his wages” AJTAH STATE WOOL CONVENTION GROWERS’ 1910 Salt Lake City becember Low excursion rates via The Salt Lake Route Tickets on sale from all stations in Utah on Salt Lake Route From Tlntic district and Nephi and Xlast December 30th and 31t from points Modena to Tintic December 29th and 30th Good returning until January 3 1911 Bantam Hen Quail Brood Lee Botts son of Dr A T Botts of has five almost full grown Glasgow quail that were hatched and raised by a bantam hen They Imitate chickens In all of their habits except to go on pole to roost The mother’s repeated attempts to Induce her flock to observe the customs of fowldom have failed and she goes with the quail to a corner of the "hen house where she hovers them all night— St Louis a !Mr about well Took Precautions f his own ideas Newrich had what a person should be to keep eat and and what he should His intentions therefore being what does It matter that his lansometimes slipped up? Says the drink good guage Philadelphia Record: "With all your wealth are you not afraid of the proletaAit?” asked the (delver in sociological problems "No I ain't!” snapped Mr Newrich “We boil all our drinkin' water” Of the Newest School She — “Here comes Diana Doesn’t she entirely satisfy your artistic sense?” she savors too He — “Dear lady We much of a statement impressionists see beauty Interpretaonly In tions” — Punch Decribed Knicker— I love the good beautiful Stella— This is so sudden sure father will consent the the true but I am There Was a Reason When Edwin reached home the other evening he was pained to find down with tears streaming Angeline Jher face "why are you “My love” he cried weeping?” she replied "I am not weeping” cheerfully “these tears are stimu- lated” "Ha ha!” he laughed in a superior manner “you mean simulated my dear — simulated” "No I don't” she returned "I mean stimulated I’ve been peeling onions" Scotch Piety ’Two Scots one old and the other set out one bright winter lyoung raaoming to walk ten miles to the kirk The froThe sun shone gloriously zen road rang under their feet The cold pure air was as exhilarating as wine The younger Scot looked up at the glittering blue sky and said: "It’s a fine day” frowned and anThe older man swered: a "Aye it Is a fine day but Is day to be talking about days this One on the Senator Seth Ward The wit of Bishop amuses Nashville frequently Bishop Ward in company with two senators came forth from a Nashville the other day and entered reception a waiting motor car "Ah bishop” said one of his companions “you are not like your Master lie was content to ride an ass” “Yes and so should I be” Bishop Ward answered “but there's no such to be got nowadays animal They all make them senators”— Detroit Free Press One From the Cashier Acted Lika the Genuine customer leaneu The harmless “The landlady says that new boardcross the cigar counter and smiled er is a foreign nobleman” new cashier the As at he engagingly “Bogus I’ll bet” banded across the amount his dinner He may be the “Oh I don’t know check called for he ventured a bit of real thing He hasn’t paid her a cent for he was of that as yet” aimless converse sort More Human Nature “Funny” said he “how easy it Is to spend money" Orouchly— By denying myself three “Well” snapped the cashier as she cigars daily for the past 20 ted his fare to the register "if money years I figure that I have saved $2190 was Intended for you to hold on to the Moxley — Is that bo?” mint would be turning out coins with Grouchly— Yes Say let me have a dandles on 'em” chew of your tobacco will you? Had Money In Lumps of Bavaria H Rosenberg on his shoulders elbows hips when be arrived here from govSan Domingo — The Dominican Hamburg on the Kalserln Auguste Victoria In fact there was a series of ernment is moving troops to the fronThis action is explained official- smaller lumps along his spine much tier ly as due to the fact that Hayti has like a mountain range as it is presenton a ed map placed her Boldlers on the border line The lumps were about the size of between San Domingo and Hayti relations however con- good Oregon apples and as RosenDiplomatic tinue between the republics This berg passed before the Immigration is confident that a refer- doctor for observation the doctor said government to himself "See that lump” ence of the boundary dispute to softly Then be asked Mr Rosenberg to step friendly arbitration Is necessary The Dominican were dis- aside troops "You seem like a healthy man” steamer patched by the American Bald the doctor "but I cannot pass you Cherokee to a southern port The until I know the origin of those lumps Haytlen minister has advised his gov- on your body" “Ah It is not a sickernment to withdraw its troops from the man from Bavaria ness” the border and the general belief is “Those laughed swellings is money” that the affair will be satisfactorily off his coat he broke open a Taking adjusted showed that it conand sample lump The boundary dispute between San tained $500 in American bank notes to Domingo and Hayti is of long He informed the doctor that he had the latter occupying a con- $11)000 in all with which he was gostanding siderable territory claimed by the ing to purchase an apple orchard In former Concessions granted to Amer- Oregon icans by Hayti some time ago in the He was admitted to the country— contested zone led to a demand of the New York Tribune Dominican government that the border question be submitted to arbiWhy He Laugned tration Miss Mattie belonged to tbe old outh and she was entertaining a MILLIONS FOR IRRIGATION guest of distinction On the morning following his arrival President Approves Engineers’ Report the told Tillle tbe little colored maid Authorizing of Expenditures to take a pitcher of fresh water to Mr Firman’s room and to say that Washington— President Taft has ap- Miss Mattie sent him her compliments a bath the proved the report of the special board snd that if he wanted of army engineers recommending the bathroom was at his service When Tillle returned she said: of the new 120000000 apportionment “I tol' him Miss Mattie en’ he fund provided by congress among the fo’lowing reclamation projects in the laughed fit to bus’ hlsself” west “Why did he laugh TUlie?" “I dunno” Salt River Arizona $495000 Yuma "What did you tell him?” Arizona and California $1200000 “Jus’ what you tol’ me to” Grand Valley Colorado $1500000 “Tillle tell me exactly what you Idaho Milk $2000000 River Montana $1000000 North laid” “I banged de doah and I said 'Mr Platte Wyoming and Nebraska Firman Miss Mattie sends you her lub Nevada ind she says ‘Now you can get up New Mexico Rio Grande ind wash yo’seif!” — Llpplncott’s MagTexas and Mexico $4 500 000 Umatilla Oregon Klamath Ore- azine $325500 Strawgon and California $600000 Where He Was Queer berry Valley Utah $2272000 The negro on occasions displays a and Tleton at Yakima Washingfine discrimination In the choice of ton $1250000 and $665000 respectwords ively In “Who’s the best The $20000000 Is to be spent within town?” inquired the new resident the next five years and the interest “Ale Hall am a bo’nd a’tlst with a on the loan is to be charged against whitewash brush sab” answered the the projects colored patriarch eloquently “Well tell him to come and whiteCHARGED WITH FORGERY wash my chicken house tomorrow” Clerk of Montana Board of Stock Uncle Jacob shook his head dubiin Trouble Commissioners ously “Ah don believe sah ah’d engage Helena Mont — Samuel W Ale a chicken Jr chief clerk in the state bouse Hall to whitewash sah” was board of stock commissioners “Why didn't you say he was a good on the arrested Monday afternoon whitewasher?” charge of forgery the specific allegasah a powe’ful good “Yes tion being that Langhorne to whom sah but mighty queer about was given a check for $75 made paya chicken house sah mighty queer!” to able Frank Sutton against the —Mack’s National Monthly “stray” account forged Sutton's name to the check and cashed it Lang MAKE UP YOUR MIND home was held in $5000 bail which he was unable to furnish Experts If you’ll' make up your mind to ba with your lot Contented acare now checking Langhorne’s And with the optimists agree counts That trouble’s soon forgot Is a young man having Langhorne be surprised to find I guess been bom and raised in Helena He you’ll Despite misfortune’s darts was married a few years ago and has What constant springs of happiness Lie bid in human hearts one child Charles had and Miner Starts Trouble Ohio — At the home of a Wellston sick neighbor Frank Buckley a miner stabbed his wife fatally ordered Mrs Louis Boggs a neighbor to leave her sickbed and go out in the snow and drove her husband away buckley then placed his wife on a sofa and with a knife and revolver threatened to kill anyone who tried to arrest him or to minister to his wife The police Shirres were called and Patrolman shot Buckley through the heart Money Rules Lords of War Chicago — All Europe is in hock to there will be Its "uncles” Therefore beno war for many years to come will not percause the pawnbrokers mit anything which will impair the these Briefly loans they have made Starr are the conclusions of David Jordan president of Leland Stanford university as he delivered them Monday night in a lecture on “The Qld Peace With Velvet Sandaled Feet" at Abraham Lincoln Center To Control Waters of Colorado — Arrangements beWashington tween the state department and the Mexican embassy have been concluied for the construction of a dam and a levee on the lower Colorado river la Imperial valley Trying to Surround Insurgents Mexico — The 2000 govChihuahua ernment reinforcements are said to be on the march pursuant to a design For the Insurgents of surrounding this purpose they have about 2800 men Balloonist ia — Frederick Killed Havana Brown a circus performer of Buffalo while attempta balloon ascension ing to make struck a projection of a building He fell 100 feet to the ground and was killed lumps What sunny gleams and golden dreams The passing years unfold How soft and warm the lovellght beams When you are growing old Thanks to Burnt Cork "Gosh! But the colored race la to the front fast!” whispered Innocent Uncle Hiram at the vaudeville show as the comedian was boisterously applauded “Yes Indeed” smiled the city man “anyone can see that that fellow la a negro” Lo the Rich Indian per capita wealth of the Indian is approximately $2130 that for other Americans Is only a little more than The lands owned by the In$1300 dians are rich In oil timber and other Some natural resources of all kinds of the best timber land In the United States Is owned by Indians The value of their agricultural lands runs up in the millions The ranges which they possess support about sheep and cattle owned by lessees In a revenue of more than bringing $272000 to the various tribes besides providing feed for more than 1500000 head of horses cattle sheep and goats to the Indians themselves belonging Practically the only asphalt deposits In the United States are on Indian — lands Red Man The How She Learned The mother of a family of three small children was discussing their with a friend comparative precocity “John was very slow at everything” she said referring to her oldest "Tom was a little better and Edith the baby is the smartest of all She picks up everything quick as canbe” Master John who bad been listenbis share of the ing now contributed conversation be exclaimed “I know “Humph!” It’s ’cause why her learns sj quick her has us and we didn't have us” Economy In Art “Of course” said Mr Sirius Barker “I want my daughter to have some sort of an artistic education I think I’ll have her study singing” “Why not art or literature?” "Art spoils canvas and paint and literature wastes reams of paper Singing merely produces a temporary of the atmosphere disturbance Homs Thought said “It must have been frightful” 'Mrs Bosslm to her husband who wa a “Tell me what In the earthquake Moslem Traditions when you Is the month exalted by was your first thought Ramadan In your room at the hotel In that awakened Moslems above all others and heard the alarm” month the Koran — according to Moswas of first you” anlem tradition — was brought down by “My thought Gabriel from heaven and delivered to swered Mr Bossim “How noble!” men in small sections In that month Mohammed was accustomed to retire ' “Yes First thing I knew a vase oft from Mecca to the cave of Hlra for the mantel caught me on the ear then a chair whirled in my direction In that month prayer and meditation Abraham Moses and other prophets and when I Jumped to the middle ol received their divine revelations In the room four or five books and a that month the “doors of heaven are framed picture struckjne all at once" Even after saying that he affected always open the passages to hell are shut and the devils are chained” So to wonder what made her so angry fe the remainder of the evening — Mack’s run the traditions — The Christian Herald National Monthly No Slang for Her A Medical Compromise “Slip me a brace of cackles!" or“Yon had two doctors In consultathe man with a tion last night didn’t you?” bored air as he perched on the first “Yes” stool In the lunchroom “What did they say?” “A what?” asked the waitress as “Well one recommended one thing she placed a glass of water before and the other recommended somehim thing else” “Adam and Eve flat on their backs! “A deadlock eh?” A pair of sunnyslders!" said the yQung “No they finally told me to mix man in an exasperated tone ’emt” “You got me kid” returned the Hard on the Mare waitress “Watcha want?” Twice as the bus slowly wended Its man “Eggs up" said the young “ the kind that come before way up the steep Cumberland Gap the the hen or after I never knew which" door at the rear opened and slammed “Why didn’t you say so In the first At first those Inside paid little heed place?” asked the waitress “You’d a but the third time demanded to know had ’em by this time" why they should be disturbed in this " said the fashion “Well of all things “Whist” cautioned the young man driver “I knew what he was drlvin’ at all doan’t spake so loud she’ll overhear the time” began the waitress as the us” “Who?” “But he’s one young man departed “The mare Spake low! Shure Oi’m of them fellers that thinks they can get by with anything He don’t know desavin th’ crayture Everry toime she 'ears th’ door close she thinks now that they’re using plain English won o is yez In restaurants” gettin’ down ter walk up th’ hill an’ that sort o’ raises her sperrits” — Success Magazine The League of Politeness The League of Politeness has been Exaggeration formed in Berlin It alms at InculcatOn ing better manners among tbe people Sara her arrival in New York Mine Bernhardt replying to a compliof Berlin It was founded upon tbe ment on her youthful appearance Initiative of Fraulein Cecelie Meyer who was Inspired by an existing or- said: “The secret of my youth? It is good God — and then you know ganization in Rome In deference to I the work all time But the I am a Berlin the the parent organization she continued league has chosen the Italian motto “so how can these many “Pro gentilezza” This will be em- thoughtfully blazoned attractive little compliments be true? I am afraid my upon an medal worn where Germans are ac- friends are exaggerating" Mme Bernhardt's laugh spontanecustomed to wear the Insignia of orders Tbe idea is that a glaance at ous as a girl’s prompted a chorus of the “talisman” will annihilate any in- “No no!” "Yes” said the actress “unconclination to Indulge in bad temper or scious exaggeration like the French discourteous “Any polite language nurse on the boulevard Our bouleperson” is eligible for membership vards are much more crowded than your streets you know and although Ths “Country Churchyard” accidents Those who recall Gray’s “Elegy In we have numerous things aren’t quite as bad as the nurse suga Country Churchyard” will remember that the peaceful spot where “the gested “Her of six a little boy charge rude forefathers of the hamlet sleep” is Identified withSt Giles’ Stoke begged her to stop a while In a crowd an automobile accident In tbe prosurrounding Poges Buckinghamshire saic pages of a recent Issue of the ‘Please wait' the little boy said ‘Want Gazette there appears an order In to see the man who was run over’ ‘No council providing that ordinary Interhurry’ his nurse answered ments are henceforth forbidden In tbe ‘There will be plenty more to see further on”’ WSiat About Blissful Ignorance “Were you nervous when you pro sentiposed to your wife?” asked the mental person “No” replied Mr Meekton “but It I could have foreseen the next ten years I would have been” Economy The late former Governor Allen D Candler of Georgia was famous In the south for his quaint humor "Governor Candler” said a Gainesville man “once abandoned cigars for a pipe at the beginning of the year He stuck to his resolve till the year’s end Then he was heard to say: “ 'By actual I have calculation saved by smoking a pipe instead of this year $208 But where Is cigars ’’ It?’ dered churchyard A Retraction "You shouldn’t have called that mam said the conciliatory man “That’s right’’ replied the vindictive “There is no sense In imply person ing that he's worth 40 cents a pound to anybody” a pig” New Process of Staining Glass The art of coloring glass has been and refound Jealously guarded stolen so many timet and maliciously in the history of civilization that It seems almost impossible to say anyYet a thing new on glass staining process has been discovered for mar king the stained glass used In windows which Is a departure from anything known at the present time What the Venetians and the Phoenicians knew of it we cannot tell The glass first receives Its design In mineral colors and the whole is then fired In a heat so Intense that the cob orlng matter and the glass are Indismost attractive The solubly fused feature of this method is that the surface acquires a peculiar pebbled chan acter In the beat so that when the glass is In place the lights are delight fully soft and mellow In making a large window in many shades each panel is separately moulded and bent and the sections are a sembled In a metal frame lost Our Voices I think our conversational soprano In the cars as sometimes overheard from a group of young persons who have taken the train at one of our great Industrial centers for in stance young persons of the femals sex we will say who have bustled in full dressed engaged in loud strident speech and who after free discussion have fixed on two or more double seats which having secured they proceed to eat apples and hand round the daguerreotypes — I say I think conversational heard under soprano these circumstances would not be among the allurements the old enemy would put in requisition were he getting up a new temptation of St An thony There are sweet voices among us we all know and voices not musical it may be to those who hear them for the first time yet sweeter to us than any we shall hear until we listen to some warbling angel in the over ture to that eternity of blissful harmonies we hope to enjoy But why should I tell lies? If my friends love me It Is because I try to tell the truth I never heard but two voices in my life that frightened me by their sweetness — Holmes arising Brain Food? This Question Came Up in the Recent Trial for Libel A “Weekly” printed some criticisms of the claims made for our foods It evidently did fancy our reply printed in various newspapers and brought suit for llbeL At the trial some Interesting facts came out Some of the chemical and medical experts differed widely facts The following however were quite not clearly established: Analysis of brain by an unquestionable shows of Mineral Salts Geoghegan Acid and Potash combined Phosphoric (Phosphate of Potash) 291 per cent of the total 533 of all Mineral Salts This is over Beaunls another authority shows “Phosand Potash 7344 per phoric Acid combined” cent from a total of 10107 more than Considerable of Phosphate of Potash of Potassium shows: "Analysis and Phosphorus (which Join and make Phosphate of Potash) Is considerable more than of all tbe mineral Balts In the food Dr Geo W Carey an authority on the constituent elements of the body says: “The gray matter of the brain is controlled entirely Potassium Phosphate by tbe inorganic of Potash) This salt unites with (Phosphate albumen and by the addition of oxygen creates nerve fluid or the gray matter of the brain Of course there is a trace of other salts and other organic matter in nerve fluid but Potasis the chief factor and has sium Phosphate the power within Itself to attract by Its own law of affinity all things needed to manufacture the elixir of life" Further on he says: “The beginning and end of tbe matter Is to supply tbe lacking principle and In molecular form exactly as nature furnishes It In vegetables fruits and grain To supply deficiencies — this Is the only law of cure" Is that if Phosphate The natural conclusion Potash is the needed mineral element In brain and you use food which does not contain it you have brain fag because Us daily loss Is not supplied On tbe contrary If you eat food known to be rich in this element you place before the life forces that which nature demands for of In the trial a sneer was uttered because Mr Post announced that he had made years of research in this country and some clinics of Europe regarding the effect of the mind on digestion of food But w must be patient with those who sneer at facts they know nothing about Mind does not work well on a brain that Is broken down by lack of nourishment A peaceful and evenly poised mind is necessary to good digestion fear hate &c & Jiwetly Worry anxiety Interfere with or stop the flow of Ptyalln the and also interjuice of tbe mouth digestive fere with the flow of the digestive Juices of stomach and pancreas Therefore the mental state of the individual has much to do (more than suspected) with digestion trial has This That Brain demonstrated:' Is made the principal men and water as That more A “do Grape Nuts than of Mineral of Potash Phosphate Salt that contains one half of all Its added 12 albu- - element mineral healthy brain Is Important things” in this world to aw salts one would A man who sneers at “Mind” sneers at the best and least understood pat of himself That part which some folks believe links us to tbe Infinite Mind asks for a healthy brain upon which to act and Nature has defined a way to make a healthy brain and renew It day by day as It Is used up from work of the previous day Nature’s way to rebuild is by the use of food which supplies the things required "There a Reason" Postum Cereal Co Ltd Battle CreeK Mich |