Show Your Liver’s Your Life We’ll Prepay The postage or express char gee on any 'Holiday Goods amounting to $5 bought of us SYSTEM FULL OF URIC ACID GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY A dead liver means awful sickness— don't let it come— when it can be prevented Cascarets keep the liver lively and bowels regular and ward off serious In Gold or Silverware in Pllinum mounted OYfl'ive or Diamond pa Cmionln the Hishcot Quality il mint mum Piicoo fatal illness 170 UKB CA9CARKTS— loc box— week' treat tuent All druggiiM Biggrat aeller in the world Million boxea a month CITY UTAH A POSTAL CARD BRINGS YOU COMPLETE PRICE UST ON ud A POSITIVE PERMANENT CURE FOR Uoe HIDES PELTS Ladiri treated ai ptbHctty m eicknM tkeir owi komes Soetk Tenple Street Uke City h Rubber Type Mail order LAKE SALT WOOL ETC SS3 SUMPS RUbBhR 'fitTPorrep WlfrACTMT and oupplieo in atock prompt attention STAMP CO Salt Lako City Outfit receive MTMM m writs DfcNVEB I'lHPITm If (1 11 I rll MEN AND WOMEN to Learn BarberTrade in Eight Weeks Tuition 55 with pet of tools With your own With partial aet of tools 145 Address Molar Barbar Collage tools Street Commercial Salt Lake City Utah An Optimist’s Mishap try to be optimistic no COLORADO Como to Los Angelos Th It “I A RAW FURS Drunkenness and Opium Diseases TWra It irivilelrM 901 finest place on earth to live— and gel a EDUCATION worth while Writeforoatalog"W tb year (£9anc WoorAt what happens" mm "I suppose you would he optimistic If you lost your Job” "Yes I should try to keep remem berlng that there were other jobs to EUth Floor Hamburger For men whose time Building "And you would no doubt keep KNOWN PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM ths hatb CImbsm tod foth luxuriant Promotw Nsvsr Tails to Beator Hair to it Youthful Color a hair falUnjb Curst scalp That’s always the way a fellow has to depend ou his last match a gust of wind Is sure to come along and blow it out” Dash! When 8He Went to Bed does years old) — "What transatlantic mean mother?” of Mother — “Across the Atlantic course but you musn’t bother me" mean Vera— "Does ‘trans’ always Vere ($ across?” Mother — "I suppose It does Now if you dont stop bothering me with your I shall send you right to questions bed" Vera (after a few minutes! silence) a does transparent mean —“Then cross parent?" HI WORLD OVER THE Thompson’! Eye t IrHUUou Vator 0 iut au ar wt How to Market Your Services at Your Own market DrlAa bow to find the HUB your service how to control the market every competing applicant bow to Il prepaid idea book of modern Ked Lion Fen&sylvsnlk Ce We MOODY fot a for sale or rent? also town lota Wontflfl VValllCU and homes Clients prepared and lowest prices Bend particulars FergNational Beatty Co Fifth Are New York in to buy uson named in every un big money Biclnalve AGENTS territoryto earn No experience necessary Reason school begins in Lady—Are you glad Just a few more days? Yes’m to Lady— You want to get hack again don’t you? Boy — No’m Lady— Then why are you glad? Boy — ’Cause they moved me to district an’ I want to seo if I can’t lick de new kids The Ancient Egyptian a long time the visitor to the museum stood gazing at the mummy swathed In bandEgyptian ages "Tell me one thing’ he ventured "What is It sir?” asked the guide or aeroplane “Wlas it automobile accident?"— Chicago News THE POLITE CHICKEN For great He Call Himself Willie— Father a man Is always a bachelor before he gets married isn’t £f he? Father—Yes my Willie — And what son does he self afterwards? Father —I wouldn’t like to my son — Brooklyn Life call hlm tell you Certain Evidence "Has the Outlook come this week?" “I haven’t heard It yet”— Life Food for Thought hens Wife — “My dear the scratched up all that egg plant have seed you sowed” Professor— "Ah! Jealousy!” article on (And he wrote a In the of Envy the “Development Minds of the Lower Grade of Bipeds”) A Matter of Conscience Bessie— I wonder why several of the men at the wedding the other night the bridegroom? didn’t congratulate James — I suppose it was because they were all married themselves Come His Way “It Is reported that there are more bank notes In circulation now than ever before in the history of the counHadn’t try" "Have you found circulating?” out where they are Han No Imagination Mistress— "What kind of a time did you have?" Maid (rapturously)— "A drame of a THE ACOpTE AT OXAOrLESi OV £3X Awif ceer tatAVAZEMEArmSKM What Ar CEXrASt YOU T7VZW Mm rtf rAr 0M3 Severe Punishment Belle— And did you make her her own words I made Beulah— Eat ’em? ’em Fletcherize eat her Post Toasties With Cream or With Milk tolme” The Difference beGriggs— After all tfle difference tween man'and woman is one of wear and tear Briggs — What do you mean? foolGriggs — Man spends his money ishly on a tear and a woman on wear —Boston Transcript A Gentle Hint Shall He— I’m afraid you are cold 1 take off my coat and put it around ou? She— You may put your coat around me but why take It off? 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"Said she didn’t blame you— she had to go to the the made an engagement ater tonight herself” — Smart Set Bates HOWARD E 50o to ti50 per day 3URT0H I' MaiO' Idi Hold Silver Lead Specimen prices' in Zlne or Hopper Il old Btlvei and full price list cnt on application envelopes work solicited leadvUlOt Controland umpire National Bank Heferenee Carbonate Col W N U Salt Lake City No MUNYON’S Eminent Doctors at Your Service Free FOB FULLEST MEDICAL EXAMINATION BY MAIL or feel the need If you are in doubt as to the cause of your disease eminent Bpecia of medical advice address a letter to Munyon’s staff of out ists and they will send you an examination blank which you will fill and return to them They will then diagnose your case and tell you iidcr what to do absolutely free of charge You do not put yourself not feel hurt if you do not follow any obligation to them and they will to their advice If they prescribe Munyon’s Remedies and you decide or money take the treatment it goes with & guarantee of satisfaction refunded 53d & Jefferson Munyong p)octors Runyon’s Laboratories Streets Philadelphia Pa POWER Have No Hope of Replacing the Government of the parLondon — The position ties Monday night after the second in the general election day’s pollings coalition including Is: Government Liberals 87 Labor 14 Nationalists 16 these constitute the opposition with a total of 117 to the Unionists’ The Preacher — We tried a phonoconfirm the graph choir The results merely The Sexton — What success? opinion formed that as the results oi The Preacher — Fine Nobody knew Unionist! now Saturday’s contests-thtill a deacon went to have no possible hope of replacing the difference collection the to the take loft up The In Liberal the power government la whethei remaining only question In Perplexity the Liberals will return with a "Michael Dolan an’ is it yourself?" larger or a smaller majority "Yes sure It Is” “Well ye know thot bletherin’ spalAllens Coming Over Too Fast hussecond peen Widdy Castlgan’s considerWashington- - Sentimental band?” ations in immigration restricting “That I do" should be waived In lieu of the ecoto a pint I “He bet me a hob nomic problems arising from adverse couldn’t swally an egg without break-in- ’ effects on wages and living condition! the shell ov It” which the many aliens have had in “An’ ye did it?” recent years by their entry into basic "I did" industries according to the final re “Then phwat’s ailin’ ye?" “It’s doon there” laying his hand port of the immigration commission to congress on Monday on the lower part of his waistcoat "If transmitted urgee I jump about I’ll break It and cut me The commission unanimously the restriction of unskilled labor im- stomach wld the shell an’ if I kape quiet It’ll hatch and I’ll have a Shangmigration me Inside” hai rooster scratchln’ Mother Unable to Save Babe The Big Show Yates Mont — The conducted tourists The on personally Infant of Mrs Daisy Clark living pyramids a ranch near here was cremated be were viewing the Egyptian "Goodness ejaculated gracious!” when a fore the eyes of Its mother “It must have cost a Mrs Newrocks granary building In which the Clark Mrs pHe of money to buBd them” family resided was burned “Surest thing you know” said Mr Clark by a desperate effort was able Newrocks “but don’t imagine for a to save the life of one child but she moment that any one tourist agency was beaten hack by the flames which stood for all the expense— It was surrounded the cradle of the baby a Jackpot affair 1” The little one’s skull was all that was probably found in the ashes of the home 116 $100 The readers of this paper will bo pleased to toon Aerial Tramway Broke disease that arieocs that then at least one dreaded has beeaabls to cure In all tta stages and that II Twin Falls Idaho — Over confidence the onljr positive Cure Hall’a Catarrh Catarrh Catarrh medics! fraternity aerial tramway over cure now known to the disease In an Improvised constituconstitutional requires being Hails Catarrh Curs Is taken treatment the Snake river at the rapids above tional acting directly upon the blood and mucous death 0 J the of Falls caused the Auger destroying thereby ol the system surfaces the and patient disease giving the of foundation Although Vermillion by drowning and assiststrength by building up the constitution there was no witness of the drowning ing nature In doing Its work The proprietor have ofler that they curative powers so much faith In Its a broken wire showed how Vermillion Dollars for any ease that It fails tft One Hundred Send for list of testimonials The water was turned sureAddrees met his death F J CHENEY A CO Toledo by all Druggists out of the river at the Milner dam In IhAe Hall’s Family Fills for ooostlpatioa order to recover the body Vermillion was 30 years of age and leaves v Ancient City Modernized widow and four small children Tarsus the ancient city In Asia Minor where the apostle Paul was born Hunter Gored by Deer Is now Illuminated by electricity The Libby Mont— C P Hicks of this power 1b taken from the Cydnus river was gored There are now in Tarsus 450 electrlo place while out hunting and painfully Injured by a buck deer street lights and about 600 IncandesHicks had shot the deer knocking him cent lights for private use down and as he was stooping over the animal sprang to Its feet and rushed Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of upon him goring him In the side The a safe and sure remedy for deer started to charge him a second CASTORIA Infants and children and see that It bis time but Hicks managed to regain Bears ther footing ahd shot the animal a second time killing It Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years Maine Democrats Win The Kind You Have Always Bought the exPortland Me — Following Act A Meritorious ample of the state in the September Mr Cynic — Tell me one thing you went Democratic election Portland C Curtis ever did for your fellow men? Monday choosing Oakley Mr Optym — This morning I kicked Democrat mayor over the Incumbent sidewalk — Judge by 703 a banana peel off a Charles A Strout Republican votes The city council which Is now Demo- One Thing That Will Live Forever to was changed Republican PETTIT’S EYE SALVE first box sold in cratic 20 to 16 1807 100 years ago sales increase yearly All druggists or Howard Bros Buffalo Nl Tariff Board Secretary Washington — Thomas W Brahany It’s no use praying to he delivered of Madison WrIs for many years ac- from temptation unless you want to tive in newspaper work In the national be divorced from sin executive capital has beet appointed tariff comSyrop Mr Wlns'iowa BootlUn secretary of the ’national thp gums r ilucesln- forchlltlren twihlriK softens mission bOlUds mirM wind People May not Vote for Senator It’s easy making Baton Rouge La— The Louisiana mastering it general assembly on Monday night voted down a resolution to submit the election of a United States senator to succeed the late II D McEnery to the money People Who Work Indoors With Their Hands artSeamstresses watch-makeists draughtsmen and many others cannot properly handle their tools with cold stiff hands Many a lost hour or two on cold winter mornings results from the delayed heat of furnace or stove The Perfection Oil Heater In s few minutes gives the temperature that assures the worker warm hands and pliable muscles The s Smokeless and smokeless Altolutely odorless for nine hours quickly gives heat and with one filling of the font burns stesdlly flame apreader which Hu antomatlc-locAitn- o without smoke or smell and ia easy to removo prevents the wick from being turned high enough to smokO) and drop back eo the wick cm be quickly cleaned Indicator always shows the amount It has damper top and t cool handle does not need to be screwed down it is put in of oil in the font The like a cork In a bottle and la attached to the font by a chain and cannot get lost become cannot wedged because of a new device The burner body or gallery it can always be easily unscrewed in an In construction and consequently instant for rewicking The Perfection la finished In Japan or nickel is strong built for service and yet light and ornamentaL durable £ Xxtltrt Evtrywhin h tt If not yours writs for Iks Marts! agency of Iks circular itscrlptitt Continental Oil Company (Incorporated) S Will Keep Your Harness soft as a glove tough as a wire black as a coal on by Dooloro Kvorywhoro row MANurocTuaro ar Continental Standard Oil Company oal nv Oil Company (Iaeorporeted) (Incorporated) Household LubriGan? OIL THE IN TIN OILER THE HANDY In the Is specially selected for any need rusting Can canhome Saves tools from or ranclc become not Does break gum not Outers Ewywltn' MANUFACTURED Oil Company (Incorporated) Standard Continental 1 Oil Company (Incorporated) AXLE GREASE Keeps the spindle bright and free from grit Try a box Dealers everyManufactured where by Standard Oil Company (Inc) For sale by Continental and hard Oil Co (Incorporated) PUTNAM FADELESS DYE o popular i RETAIN r ' S tipation lndiMyLyrt tion None In Stock woman paused in front of the chestnut vender's stand ahe asked "Are they wormy?” "No maam" he answered blandly "Did you want them with worms?” More than usual interest was manibecause of the fested In the opening passage of the balance of political pow As a reuslt the er with the session galleries were crowded Speaker Can non’s entrance in the house was the signal for prolonged applause while Champ Clark hailed as the next speak er was given an equally enthusiastic reception LIBERALS gently but firmly ( pel a lazy liver do its duty Cures Con-- r A DECEIVING $100 Reward The Way to Find Him “My wife and I are going to spend with her people at few months Strong’s Corners” said the meek little man "and I want you to mall your pa” per to me — “Yes” said the clerk "what’s your name?” sure I guess "Well— er— to make you’d better address it: ‘Mary Strong's Husband Strong’s Corners”' I Mistress (surprised) — “A dream! it was a wake” — Baltimore thought American VERY Nine tins in ten when the Bier and bowels are light CARTER’S LITTLE LIVER PILLS stomach Thousands of country people know that or accident In time of sudden mishap Hamlins Wizard Oil is the best substitute for the family doctor That is why it is so often found upon the shelf Unionists lOcjanLOOaruijig 1lek Kltef hour fifty Make the Liver Do its Duty Thorough "You are an optimist?" "I am” replied Mr Dustin Stax “I not only heps for the best but I make practical arrangements to get It” minutes is valuable he had” right on being optimistic If you were to lose your wife?" “Why not? I care a great deal for my wife but If she were taken trom me I should continue Jo be hopeful It Is always possible for a man who has lost his wife to find anoth —confound the luck! Darn it all — Dash! Dash! Two year ago I was very sick and after being treated by several of the best physician in Clinton I did not seem to get ny better I was confined to my bed advertised I reSeeing your solved to give it a trial After using it for three weeks I found I was gaining nicely so I continued until I have taken a number of bottlea I am now restored to health have continued my labors My Reunion of Lawmaker Tinged With system and was full of Urio acid but Dr KilSadness Beeauee of Heavy Toll mer's cured me entirely am sixty years old Death Had Taken in the Pat Yours very truly Few Months W C COOK Clinton la Bute of Iowa ) Clinton County ) session The closing Washington— On this 13th day of July A D 1909 at t V’ C Cook to me personally known apof the congress opened No business was trans peared before me Ena in my presence subnoon Monday foreacted both branches meeting merely scribed and awore to the above and aUtement going to appoint a Joint committee formally DALE H BIIEPPARD to apprise the president that the leg Public Notary branch of the government was In and for Clinton County ready to proceed to call the rolls and Letter to Da k to adjourn after adopting resolutions T BUrhaetoe had who the members of to memory Will Do For You Prove Whst died since congress last met Send to Dr Kilmer & Co BinghamThe usual animation marked the ton N Y for a sample bottle It will opening In both the senate and house You will also receive convince anyone but the reunion of old friends was a booklet of valuable information telling When tinged with ’sadness because of the ell about the kidneys and bladder this paper heavy toll death had taken In the last Writing be sure and mention Price For sale at all drug stores few months and In the senate was in OF CONGRESS OPENING SESSION FOR DEVOTED TO SERVICES DEPARTED MEMBERS consequence session only a quarter of an while the house was in session ) matter — THE CURED vote kt - it n dra 0n 10c oackaoe colors all Abort The dye In cold water bettor than any other MOHROEDRUO CO dyo You Quincy Illinois |