Show f —r CIVEN Doan's Kidney UP TO DIE Pills Effect Marvelous Recovery Mrs M A Jlnkins Quanah Texas almost says: "I was bloated twice natural size I had the best physicians but they all failed to help me For five weeks I was as helpless as a baby My back’ throbbed as If it would break and the kidney secretions were in terrible condition The doctors held out no hope and I was resigned to my fate At this critical time I began using Doan’s Kidney' Pills and soon felt relief I continued and was cured” Remember the name — Doan's For sale by all dealers 60 cents a box Co Buffalo N Y UP AND DOWN ARGUMENT dat Ise no common nigger Ise had a good bringin' up I has Pete— Data all right but ef yo’ fools wid me man yo'll hab a good frowin’ down too Beware the Dogi A family moved from the city to a suburban locality and were told that they should get a watchdog to guard the premises at night So they bought the largest dog that was for sale in the kennels of a neighboring dog fancier who was a German Shortly afterward the house was entered by burglars who made a good haul while the big dog slept The man went to the dog fancier and told him about it “Veil vat you need now” said the dog merchant “is a leedle dog to vake up the big dog” — Everybody’s Perfectly Harmless A little girl of three years whose father had bo 'ht her some firecrackers and skyrockets for the Fourth of July wanted to know what they were for On being told their purpose she anxiously inquired if they would hurt When told they would not anybody she seemed relieved and that night she added: when saying her prayers "An’ Dod don’t ’oo be ’f’aid of zem poppln’ flngs when zey make a noise tomorrow 'tause zey won’t hurt ’oo” tfODE Art OF GARDEN Of Instructor Study EDfc Women Advises Leaves In Designing of Dresses to As ail know Eve the first Jady of land made herself a dress of fig leaves The gown was an immense success extremely fashionable every woman alive wore it Now after all these years comes who would reHenry Turner Bailey vive the fall mode of the garden of Eden says the Baltimore Star At least Ml Bailey head of the art Instruction department of the board of education women to study Implores the leaves of plants and trees and model their gowns after them "Women need not go to Paris for their gowns” said Mr Bailey "They can find the most exquisite styles by simply studying the weeds that grow In our back yards or the leaves of trees or ferns If every part of a dress were In Its relaas consistently harmonized tive lines as a leaf that dress would be well worth wearing” If Mr Bailey were not an art Instructor he would be a baseball pitcher for hq knows all about curves woHe proceeds to advise separately men slender as the illy women built like a cauliflower and women who are Just peaches Says be: "It will not take any woman of taste very long to decide which leaf represents the style that becomes her figure to If she Is stout or Inclined stoutness she will select as ber Inor and model those leaves spiration flowers that have the sharper angles arid thinner curves Take the white oak leaf with every one of its curves a reversed curve and the woman to whom that kind of general design applies will have at once an Inspiration ’For the woman of less pronounced type there' may be found another Inspiration In the bud of the lilac which has gentle reversed curves all through It Then again we find that the St John’a wort has a series of little The ellipses all through its foliation delicate curves of the wild bean are extremely suggestive to any person who will study them and It seems to me that the average type of American beauty could find in It an Inspiration for a dress Just as the type Inclined to stoutness would find an Inspiration also In the common rosacea or member of the rose family” will follow the gowns Wedding curves of the orange leaf but widows who marry the second time will build their bridal dresses on the model of the chestnut leaf Small babies’ long dresses will be curved as Is the leaf of the milkweed And so on the 8enss of Ambition imitation Is one of the great instruments used by Providence in bringing our nature towards its perfection yet if men gave themselves up to imitation entirely and each followed the other and so on in an eternal circle it is easy to see that there never could be any imMen must provement amongst them remain as brutes do the same at the end as they are at this day and that they were In the beginning of the world To prevent this God has Artist Tribute to in man a sense of ambiimplanted "The train doesn’t stop at Crimson tion and a satisfaction arising from Gulch any more” the contemplation of his excelling his r Sam "No” replied fellows in something deemed valuable "I’m afraid the town doesn’t get amongst them It Is this passion that much respect from the railroad” drives men to all the ways we see "Respect! Why that railroad is In use of signalizing themselves and clean terrified Ever since the news that tends to make whatever excites in a man the idea of this distinction got around that Stage Coach Charley had settled here thiS train Jest gives so very pleasant It has been so' very one shriek and Jumps out of sight” strong as to make very miserable men take comfort that they were suon preme in The years write their records misery and certain it is — men’s hearts as they do on trees that where we cannot distinguish inner circles of growth which no eye ourselves by something excellent we can see— Saxe Holm In some begin to take a complacency follies or defects singular infirmities PUZZLED of one kind or other — Burke Sometimes to Raise Hard Work Man’s Although Children Children’s taste is ofttimes more acIn selecting the right kind of food to fit the body than that of adults Nature works more accurately through the children A Brooklyn lady says: “Ouf little been troubled with boy had long weak digestion We could never persuade him to take more than one taste of any kind of cereal food He was a weak little chap and we were puzzled to know what to feed him on "One lucky day we tried Well you never saw a child eat with such a relish and it did lne Frem that day on good to see him It seemed as though we could almost s He would eat see him grow for breakfast and supper and I think he would have liked the food for dinner is "The difference in his appearance something wonderful "My husband had never fancied cereal foods of any kind but he beand has came very fond of been much improved tti health since using it "We are now a healthy family and naturally believe In “A friend has two children who were I was formerly afflicted with rickets satisfied that the disease was caused by lack of proper nourishment They So I urged her to use showed it and the as an experiment result was almost magical “They continued the food and today as and well children are strong both any children in this city and of course my friend is a firm believer in for she has the evidence before her eyes every day” Read “The Road to Wellville” found a Reason” in pkgs "There’s Ever rend th above letter A new one appear from time to time They are tconulue true and fall of human curate imut’il London Literary Academy One respects the gentlemen who are to start the British and select the words we Academy should use and one wonders who shall be in the other eleven who make up the forty who shall finally try to stop the English language from taking Its own course But our language has had its vagaries It has gone through America and Judaism and Spain and — a well it of all the nacompound tions on eartu It’s a greedy language and digests all words It Invented and the pigeon English of Hindustani From the Babu to the natShanghai uralized American the negro from Maori tothe Highlander they talk English and so many kinds of English Each man brings his word from the and continents various countries and lays It on the counter at "That’s English” he says And on that counter are placed words from China or West Africa from America or Australia English words that have been annexed and Imposed There Isn’t room here for a dictionary But it would not take long to prove that you cannot stop the English language from growing— even by an academy— London Chronicle — f Desperate Campaigning “Why do you insist on staying at a no electrio have hotel where they lights?” "Well” replied Senator Sorghum some of those "I’ve got to convince constituents of mine that backwoods felI am still a plain unsophisticated unused to habits of luxury low citizen I'm going to leave a call If necessary with the clerk for a quarter to twelve and blow out the gas at Polly and the Prophecy By BARTON STANLEY by Associated Copyright ipio The fortune teller held Polly’s little hand and gazed long and shrewdly Into her eyes The fortune teller was a woman and therefore Polly did not blush as she was wont to do under the admiring stare of men Nevertheless Polly was uneasy There seemed to be a set grimness about the tense mouth of this seer that boded ill for the dimunitive one before her “You would penetrate the future" the fortune teller "and you began have come to me to find out what is Well then young in store for you An woman I will tell you Listen: old man with money is to enter Into The stars tell mo that you your life will greet him with open arms" "I won’t” protested the rebellious Sbe bad In mind aa she Polly the sturdy Jimihy Hamilton apoke whom she had refused for the third time that morning "The stars cio not He” chided the fortune teller "An old man will enter your life and his impetuosity will He fairly take your breath away will be old but — he has money” “I won’t hear a bit more” came In from Polly angrily and a turbulent state of mind she drew ber haughty little self Indignantly out of the camp chair and flounced from the Literary Press have been to the fortune teller If you must know" had on the day before Jimmy strolled through the camp of these nomads picturesque "Gypsy queens have rare for being reputations seers” he observed thoughtfully "Rare — fools" stormed the maid "I Just hate myself for having gone out there at all I— I ought to have known better No one and read the "It future" she concluded wisely isn't possible” If had that a certain remedy for positive proof you 'T deduce then that the parcel of female ills had made many remarkable cures would you Information handed out by the not feel like trying it ? Minerva wasn’t at all to swarthy your liking” If during the last thirty years we have not succeeded The girl flushed then the storm ’s woman that Lydia E convincing every In her eyes suddenly abated and a wicked little Imp of mischief danceJ Vegetable Compound has cured thousands and thouIn its place “It would expectantly sands of women of the ills peculiar to their sex then we be nice If I could believe her” she long for an opportunity to do so by direct correspondence would ventured "You demurely Meanwhile read the following letters which we guarantee advise me to would you not?” to be genuine and truthful "Certainly" came Iron the grinand ning Jimmy unsuspecting Hudson Ohio— “ I suffered for a lonpr time from a weakness of are daughters queens "Gypsy dreadful pains each month and suppression Inflammation seventh daughters you know They a had been doctoring and receiving only temporary relief when are wise in the occult” E I’inkham’s Vegetable Comfriend advised me to take Lydia a happy with have faithfully Thereupon Polly I did so and wrote to you for advice pound little smile unfolded tha information followed your directions and now after taking only five bottles to believe I am vouchsafed highof the Vegetable Compound I have every toreason by her Roumanian use my testimonial ness a well woman I give you full permission F D No 7- —Mrs Lena Carmoclno Hudson Ohio A frown clouded the youth’s brow Y— N ago was tent “Two Falls St years Regis at the completion of the tale "Rot” so bad that I had to take to my bed every month wasn’t Edmunds superstiPolly he grumbled and It would last from two to three weeks tious and it was absurd to believe "But" objected Polly sweetly ”1 E to took and advice wrote for Lydia you that she bad gone to the fortune have your own words for It that these am Vegetable Compound in dry form teller except through gentle curiosl- - gypsy people are vastly clever Since am cured thanks to your happy to Bay that use my You I doubt advice no have medicine and good Jmt talking to you may — “ MrsHe what it will come out as she said letter for the good of others I must wait for my old milUreyere St Regis Falls N Y Anyway lionaire man I always did believe is absolutely no doubt about the There that I should marry for money and then — who knows — he may be nice ability of this grand old remedy made from and I can love him If h Is” the roots and herbs of our fields to cure Never Polly was In a rare humor s We possess volumes of proof of this fact before had she been able to tease enough to convince the most skeptical this great giant He never took her refusals to marry For 30 years Lydia E Plnkham’s Vegetable him as a good Joke But Polly was to Compound has been the standard remedy for see the sudden fruition of the gypsy's female ills No sick woman does justice to whether sbe believed in It herself who will not try this famous medicine prophesy Made exclusively from roots and herbs and or not has thousands of cures to its credit “Honk honk!” A most erratic I “ with automobile Mrs Pinkham Invites all sick women L-- U She has to write her for advice two occupants came down to health free of charge the narrow road Interrupting for the guided thousands Address Mrs Pinkham Lynn Mass moment the Interesting dialogue between the two young people Each Other Remembering honk!” “Honk He sat on the sand at Atlantic City As the great reached machine About ten feet suit them to the in a bathing It suddenly swerved was she drawing pictures In the away curb and one of the occupants was sand with a small brown forefinger ead mratifeee Cel eat Tto eseleanl shot catapult-likinto the very arms lawti h— c— iry Tiy her curves He noticed her complexion of Polly Both were thrown to the CARTER’S LITTLE and the glint of gold In her hair He we Ik In an Instant the new and UVER PILLS and yet — Finally he to wanted speak AAj spectacular arrival had bounced to bis summoned courage and walked over INnlriwsUi feet and even before the astonished to her realized what had happened Jimmy eoothe UiAa- -V MITTLI “Didn't I talk with you for about bad assisted the girl to her feet flVER two summers five ago?” he I Profuse apologies came glibly to asked minutes “You Would Penetrate the Future the lips of the man “Two years ago” she said dreamily The newly arrived was short fat ty but it was enough to make any — let me see did I “Two SIS Heefccfce aai Ulfedita a mSSatt know years ago— sug- and well on the shade side of sevgirl angry— the wear blue silk stockings?” of that words How a man of his age could Small Pill Small Doa Small PrfcP gestive enty Roumanian spring 'So nimbly to his feet and inGenuine Signature Can Be Cured Consumption She wouldn’t believe and she knew stantly execute a Chesterfleldian been has discovA at last specific very well that she would always re- bow was beyond the comprehension cure conered which will positively main true to Jimmy Hamilton he of of the silent and wondering Jimmy “Tubercleclde” completely sumption the dark brown hair and blue eyes — "There Is something wrong with eliminates the tuberculosis germs — — Hamilton who could twist the car” the man was explaining Jimmy from the human body his love words and phrases to the “My driver has been working at It Results are extremely prompt Even LIVE STOCK AND daintiest proposals ever bringing the for an hour He couldn't stop you In severe cases the tubercle bacilli blushes to the cheeks of a maid MISCELLANEOUS She see Only for you young woman 'I have been entirely destroyed within eight months In others marked Imwould not receive any hideous old would have been dashed to this stone have been noted within millionaire with open arms! If you provements pavement and probably killed two to six weeks This Improvement of will allow me I would like to give Polly was in a terrible state continues until complete cure Is efmind when the luckless Jimmy espied you this as a little token of my apfected her from across street and hastened preciation” The old gentleman took We have positive proof of our sucIN GREAT VARIETY to Join her cess a two carat diamond from his finger Write for full particulars SALE tAT THE FOR “You!” she stamped a foot In the and 702 International Co It Into the hands of the Tubercleclde passed LOWEST PRICES BY Los Angeles fine frenzy of her rage Cal “As If I astonished girl Bank Bldg didn’t have trouble enough without honk!” "Honk WESTERN NEWSPAPER UNION comman is who It the unhappy you coming along!” came The car now under control W Adama St Chicago and continued to to a sudden stop beside them and monly sits down and thinks the happy Jimmy smiled plod cheerfully along at her side in an instant the old gentleman had man gets up and does something— G iiii "If f had a mouthful of vulgar gold climbed in beside the driver who put S Street v teeth" contributed the girl spitefully on full speed and disappeared DEFIANCE Cold Water Starch in a A girl who sits and waits for a man makes laundry work a pleasure IS oz pkg lUo "I’m sure I would keep It closed and cloud of dust not to propose must feel a good deal like be like a always grinning gasped Polly “I take it “Jimmy” Cheshire W N U Salt Lake City No'39-19cat! It’s what I call an — all back I will marry you Things a cat that is watching a rathole an ostentatious display of riches" happen so fast in this world that it Without a word of protest Jimmy is no place for an unprotected girl” his lips to a pulled obediently And Jimmy laughed Joyfully straight line Nq one but a wonBin can tell the story of the suffering the "Are you dumb?” asked the fair despair and the despondency endured by women who carry "Can’t you talk? vixen Affable Executioner Have you a daily burden of and pain because of disorders and lost your voice? For gracious sake Arthus Ellis of Roylett avenue Toderangements of the delicate and important organa that are You get on say something! my ronto officiated at the hanging of The tortures so bravely endured com distinctly feminine in Peterborough nerves” Henderson Having pletely upset the nerves if long continued "It’s a fine day” observed Jimmy experienced Dr Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is a positive cure for some difficulty in obtainweakness and disease of the feminine organism Hamilton ing hotel accommodation Hangman “You ought to read Ellis registered at the Oriental hotel Polly glared IT MAKES WEAK WOMEN STRONO the advertisements ant take a course as A Speare Toronto His Identity in general intelligence" was not established until he asked SICK WOMEN WELL unabashed The him call the to five at in Jimmy clerk the laughed It allays inflammation heals ulceration and soothes pain heartily "You are the original little morning as he had some newspaper tones and builds up the nerves It It fits for wifehood he enthused "The ta- work to do and “we all had to be up and motherhood Honest medicine dealers tell it and basco sauce as It were to the dull there early” He 1s a man of small stathave nothing to urge upon you as ’’just as good” routine of life in Greenville It it and and has a record of forty years of cures Really ure between fifty I am proud of you Tolly As Your Neighbors But why weighs about 130 They probably know of some of its many cures smooth pounds If you want a book that tells sll about woman’s diseases and how to cure this most becoming petulance?” blue eyes and wears shaven them at home send 21 "I don’t know why I should tell stamps to Dr Pierce to pay cost of mailing spectacles His work as execuonly and he will send illustrated you a fret copy of his great observed the girl tioner was satisfactory you my ‘roubles but some of Common Sense Medical Adviser — revised date edition in paper covers “You haven’t any sympathy — and the officials rather resented his call In handsome 31 stamps Address Dr RV Pierce Buffalo NY besides I have decided to hare nothlater In the day when he asked if ing more to do with you There!” if all right things Were they were "I commend you on your decision” satisfied and bidding them remarked the youth at her side "But Rev Canon Davidson almost dear it’s not original and when called into his study collapsed honestly he found I’m the only the hangman waiting to bid him you don’t mean it Keeps the spindle bright and in the town free from grit chap Try a box and comment on the “success of to survive these sudden the Job” — Port Hope enough Sold by dealers everywhere (Ont) Guide storms of which the present onesided altercation Is but a reasonably Swiss Watchmaking Dwindling (Incorporated) fair example” The Swiss watchmaking Industry "You like to hear yourself talk” For Pink Eye Epizootic “You are simply has shrunken to half of its snapped the maid Shipping Fever Some eaten up with egotism day size fit Catarrbnl Fever flora cure and poBlttvepraTeDtlTeno your head will expand to the burstmatter how home a any stage are infected Not In Such a Costume rexpoaed ’MLWiuldjp ven on tbe tongue act on the pioodand Glands expels tbe ing point and prove the vacuum that Cure Distemper In Dojm and Hheep and holera in poisououg verm from tlieixly The Venus de Milo may be all right Cure Ia Grippe among human belntre Lanreetnelllnfrlivestork loultry I have long susplcloned” remedy and lea tine kidney remedy and bottle and lio a dosm Cut this out you ever seen a Charleston bhow to yourdnijrjriet who in her tempestuous free Booklet “Distemper Keeplt get Hforyoo way but have Polly Cauneeand urea" Wpeclal Agents wanted — Charleston News and "I girl? suddenly turned the conversation SPOHN CO MEDICAL 60SHEN IND U S A Bacterlologlam ' ia I I It I I I I J Don’t Persecute your Bowels cry rJ itb Zt - 1“L mw Electrotypes iirniw —il Despair and Despondency AXLE GREASE Continental DISTEMPER Oil Co |