Show V Hurry Back I IK A KOOSE By LAWRENCE (Copyright That’s the name of my place of business And does everybody HURRY BACK after they have tasted my choice Wines Liq uors Beers and Cigars THE BEST IN TOWN My place always has a decency and respecta bility about it and thal s why business grows Pool S) Billiards Yours for Trade 9 Jas Edwards YOU ARE READING THIS AD-OTWILL READ YOURS i'Sxm the ads in this paper They furnish as much news to the man in town and on the farm as the personals and often more Peter Smith’s wife wants a new hat Smith sees by the paper that Jones is selling hats at so much John- JJOST reads everybody son’s store ad is missing the paper — Johnson’s a from trying policy RESULT— Jones money Smith’s gets Smith’s wife gets her hat Gunderson and Averett The Family Trade and Mail Order Liquor 4 Full Quarts 4 of Coming’s Monarch Whiskey by express prepaid to any point in Sanpete and Sevier Counties for $450 BEER $550 per case $150 Rebate on return case Order anything-yowant S to drink Prices right Mail Your Order References Noith Sanpete Bank Mt Pleasant Ut All goods guaranteed under the Pure Food Law Gunderson and Averett Mt Pleasant - Utah 1909 by and - Groceries (If Meats ALFRED CLAY Associated Things had gone wrong with at least one of the guests of the Mountain house Miss Nina Hazlett had gone up there with her maiden aunt as chaperon and they had scarcely got their things unpacked when that maiden aunt began to lecture her on the frivolity of flirting Miss Nina had not flirted She had simply let her eyes dwell for a moment on a young man Can’t one sex look at the other sex without being made to toe the mark for so doing? And then when the trunks had fifeen unpacked but not all the dresses yet hung up the girl had gone walking by herself In the hotel grounds and upon her return bubbling over with enthusiasm the maiden aunt had met her with the statement that she had done a highly improper thing and needn’t be surprised if the other young ladies cut her dead Improper for a girl of 19 to walk In the hotel ground at three o’clock In the afternoon to view the fountain and the wolf in a cave? Nonsense! When she could have returned the smile of the bandmaster but made up a face at him instead! And after a dinner because a young man and his sister sat opposite and because the young man instead of his sister remarked that it had been a glorious sunset Nina’s maiden aunt said that girls In her time kept their eyes on their plates when eating Of course it had been a glorious sunset Of course the sister would have said so had she not been too busy with her soup Of course the young man knew that the glorious sunset would have to be paid for with other extras but he wasn’t going to spread a pall over the table by saying that it had been a sunset There was one more trial for the young girl that evening She wanted to sit in a grotto and hear the fountain splash and the band play "A Hot Time in the Old Town The aunt made objections but finally consented They hadn’t been sitting ten minutes however when she declared that she smelled liniment and that the man in the next grotto must be using it on a lame leg They must not tarry another moment That lame leg might be catching And what was a grotto anyhow but a pile of stones? And Choicest Literary press) noosed had he! Been roped like a spring calf! Caught on the fly before he had time to know his own mind! She would see about that! Of course Jimmie had wit enough to see that he had struck a snag of some sort and he proposed a veranda promenade and explanations The aunt chimed in But looking him straight in the eye the girl replied: “Mr Tillinghast kindly excuse me Consider yourself unnoosed from this time on" It was while the lover and the aunt were occupying chajrs on the veranda and trying to explain matters thal Miss Nina slipped out of the hotel and took the path past the wolf’s den and up the mountain She wanted to gel off by herself and think and shed tears and — and probably commit suicide Yes that would end all The would have to Jimmie j aunt weep would go around wishing the noose was around his neck again and the papers would publish her latest photograph and speak of the affair as a romance Suicide by all means! One plunge from the precipice 500 feel high would do the trick Miss Nina had left the hotel half a mile behind and was surveying the country for suitable precipices when a sudden sight caused her to scream out Around a bend In the path came a big black bear He halted at sight oi the girl She screamed He was used to it He belonged to an Italian stroller who danced him from one re sort to another He stood on his hind legs and waltzed while the girl He stood on his head and screamed growled while she sank down In a heap and faintly called for help She forgot that she had broken with Jimmie and she called on him The bear’s master was resting and eating lunch a hundred yards behind the bend He heard no commotion and he did not worry When a young lady has made up her mind to commit suicide she should not be particular as to whether she leaps over a precipice or is devoured by a beJuT But Miss Nina was Inconsistent She felt herself on the point of being devoured and she Indeed she kept calling for help wanted to live just as long as that old fellow referred to in all family Bibles If a girl in peril calls for her sweetheart long enough he is bound to come In this case Jimmie had dropped the aunt as soon as he decently could and was taking a stroll in the forlorn hope that the niece It was a might be met with outside a very fresh wink very fresh kid to his eye that said to him: “She went off up the path and she’s probably expecting you” Jimmie didn’t exactly hustle until Then he heard faint calls for help As he came in he was all lightning sight of the bear and the girl he took in the peril There was a dead limb almost under his feet and be seized it and sailed in The bear came down off his head and on to his four feet He with promptness and dispatch had taken hundreds of kicks from his master and the public and he took some more now as being all in the day’s work Jimmie was still on the job when the Italian heard the rumpus and appeared to call out: “Whata you do a? Why you wants keel my Joseph? He circus bear He no hurta nobody” “My dear girl!" shouted Jimmie as he turned to Nina “Is it you is it Jimmie?” Thank heaven J “Of course it is came in time” “Yes he was getting ready to eal me up Oh how I screamed for my aunt!” “For your aunt?" Oh Jimmie —” “I mean for you "Well?” he asked as he helped hei to her feet and threw a quarter to the Italian to pay the damages "Mr Tillinghast" with sudden dignity "I have released you from the noose Pray excuse my emotion” ’’And what in cats is all this talk about nooses!” he demanded “Why aunty says that I have noosed you” You haven't “The spiteful woman! noosed me yet but now is the time to I love you and I have saved do it you from the bear Don’t leave room for me to Jerk my head out There that’s the proper noose and we’ll go back and hear the band play ‘Where ” Is My Aunt what was a fountain but a lot of water going to waste when it could be utilized in washing dishes? And the band — It was playing for money anyway! Miss Nina awoke next morning determined to be very good but things She overbegan to happen again heard her aunt telling them at the office to deliver all mall to her personally and in her anger her eyes filled with tears and she Jumped up Her letters— her love letters — to go to her aunt first and perhaps be read by her! She would die first! The girl had just composed herself when she received a telegram from Jimmie saying that he would be up on the afternoon train Jimmie was Mr James Tillinghast to ‘whom Miss Nina was so nearly engaged that they had discussed the question of whether they should keep three servants or four The aunt was handed the telegram She read and returned it with the observation that It was a wonder how he had allowed himself to be noosed! There was nq one' Jimmie arrived What’s the Answer? at the depot to’ meet him At the “The time to save is when you’re hotel he had to wait 30 minutes before the answer to his card came young” "That’s all right but a fellow back The aunt greeted him effusive- That was reason enough why the doesn’t earn anything till he gets well !y niece should greet him coolly Been along and then it costs more to live’’ SAUNA MEAT & SUPPLY CO 2S2S15Z5ZSZn5E52S252£HS2S2S2S25c£ Prof Theo France EDISON Teacher of Music V' cal Cornet and Piano Violin PHONOGRAPHS Piano Tuning EDISON RECORDS And Repairing— Organs Cleaned and Repaired for a We have been trying year and a half to get the Lewis Dreg Go to handle our and have at last succeeded They will carry the different sized machines instock at all times also the retwo miirate or standard cords and the Amberol or four minute reoorde We have sent the Lewis Drug Co some of the finest records we most have in both the two minute and the four minute kinds If you like fine music go in and hear the EDISON play Yours Truly Edison Phon-ograp- 25 252SZS252S2S32S2S2ScS25ZS2SH Dr P F Spicer Graduate Dental Surgeon 5XXNST TAILORING h Stop up stairs cer the Gop lie rere and ask the man pairs cleans an ! makes suits t“ trder Co st for I 4441 Stewart & Robins Barbeis Step iu and get aequainted And when you need it let us give you the best tonsorial work in town Agent for the Richfield Steam Laundry- - jWhite House Building! f I Furnish Livery Rigs 44 44 Ericksen Professional FRANK HERBERT 4 August I Express and Freight Delivery and All Transfer See Business Hack 444-- MEAT MARKET OFFICE OVER 4 fr Dr H Averill Graduate Professional BLACKSMITH That’s what all know of Eye Sight with Alexander Optical Co All defects of Eye Sight careful ly prescribed for References in your own town Work done by appointment Go toDrng Store and leave orders for work Carl Nielsen and see iuc and the best work in town gei HAYESand BATES J Attorneys at Law FARM LOANS Utah Richfield ForW A1 all PaperG° to§ Davidson Painter and Pap- er Hanger rriONE NO 30 Red (Copyright by W hi UJ Id XOtsdom K WMom’i ways obtained tn all countries OR NO FEE Caveats and Copyrights Model or Photo for Hend hketch FREE REPORT on patentability Patent practBANK REFERENCES ice exclusively Bend 2 rents In stamps for Invaluable on NOW TO OBTAIN and SELL PATENTS Which ones wiU pay How to get a partner patent law and other valuable information promptly D -- mthoprfogUl to (Copyright by port-thl forgot Mtur dWvvrliiwi W N 17) SWIFT & PATENT LAWYER8 1303 Soventh St Washington V CO D C |