Show THE SALINA CALL SALINA that she was more matronly and that threads of gray showed at her temples she might have been the same Adeline Farley and he might have parted from her a few minutes WORK OF CYCLONE Acts as nites Years Matchmaker and Reu After Many Lovers of Misunderstanding By JOHN ALWAYNE “Why don’t you an' the Widow Wilson git hitched?’’ his cronies would ask of William Yoakum at the village And Yoakum atore with a sudden flash of anger In his blue eyes would answer: “I don’t go courtin’ no women When they want me let ’em send for me” All of which would duly find its to the Widow Wilson's ears way through the wives of the various auditors of Yoakum's ultimatum it did Nevertheless seem strange that two old friends should live In Isolation upon neighboring chilly ranches True the ranches were quarter sections and at least half a mile lay between the two bouses But they were the nearest neighbors of one another and they had known each other alnce childhood Yoakum was a man of fifty and the widow might have been thougti she did not look anywhere near it There were few residents of the litwho rememtle Kansas settlement had been a bered the time when frontier outpost But everybody knew that old man Farley and old man Yoakum had migrated together and The children fought IndlanB together had grown up together and everybody had expected them to get married Then Wilson had come along and snatched Adeline Farley out of Yoakheard them” um’s hand— almost literally for the “Where do you think you are Will?" bans had been announced when the Inquired the Widow Wilson “Why at home of course” he anstartling newB came from Kansas City that the pair were man and wife Old swered “Where else should I be? Farley forgave his daughter and took But I see you’ve changed the furniwhen home her Wilson deserted his ture round haven’t you?” young bride but Yoakum never got The Widow Wilson was laughing over It He went to California and and crying hysterically Yoakum lookwas not heard of for five and twenty ed at her in wonder “Don't you know that when our years Then he drifted back to take up land In the town of his birth to fathers built their homes they made find all his old- friends scattered or them both the same and got the same dead and Adeline Wilson a widow kind of furniture?” she asked when she had recovered her farming her father’s land GosYoakum had never married “You mean — that I’m in your house sips averred that he and the widow Addle?” he cried “Who brought me would soon come together even here?” “You brought yourself my dear yesterday morning There weren’t any robbers Will it was a cyclone Picked you up from your plow and carried you nicely through the air and planked you down beside me on a bed of hay I’d pulled down for Bessie and her calf If that plow hadn’t toppled over on your head — ” But the Widow WilBon did not have a chance to finish just then for William Yoakum had caught her In his arms with surprising strength for a sick man to show and you can't talk when you are being kissed they say It X before “Adeline” he said timidly “it all seems like a dream to me” Adeline was silent hut he could see that she too was moved “It seems as though we hadn’t been parted these five and twenty years Adeline" he resumed “Do you remember when we went down to the stream that night I asked you and found a bunch of wild myrtle growing and how 1 put It In your hair ?” “And then you told me you loved me” said Adeline “And I’ve loved you ever since" Addle” be continued taking her hand Adeline Wilson made no resistance but her eyes were still downcast “Why did you marry Wilson dear?” asked the man For the first time she raised her eyes “I guess because I was a fool Will” she answered “And you couldn’t manage to care for me Just the least bit could you Addle?” he asked The widow was tracing out the pattern upon the counterpane “Why wouldn't you come to see me?” she asked suddenly “1 guess for the same reason that you married Wilson" he answered “I'm stubborn as you are But I'm sorry And when I think that It was you who gave in and came to me it Just makeB me feel cheap Did they get the robbers?” ' “Robbers? What robbers?” asked Adeline looking at him curiously "The men who struck me down Slick fellows they must have been too There was I sitting beside my plow In broad daylight when they got me and I never so much as saw or UNMOVED John of BY GOOD FORTUNE McCluskey Evidently Possessed All the Calmness of the Scotch Nature UTAH STRIKING EMPLOYES Except - law jff fvj OF GOVERNOR FOSS IF 1A ’ RvVrt i ' time piece i J i: y- - DON’T WATCH all the attention it’in brought ' y fr ? 4 V" 44 GO 4' if as you perron ie M UTAH LAKE ' vjf rock the The fool who used to left a evidently drives an 4 son boat who auto Have You Ever Noticed the difference between FRESH and STALE Butter? Think It Over then compare the difference between the STALE Coffees on the market and HEWLETrS Fresh Roasted Steel Cut Luneta Coffee The coffee lover knows the difference Are you one of them? If so why not7 The only test of poetry — Time — Lite How to Remove and Superfluous women Hair —Do you realize that one of the moat riefeeta that can effect women who value their personal appearance is a growth of hair upon their faceneek and artna? Many a woman who would otherwise be beautiful ia marred by this annoying and prominent dlaflgurment The Mary Mark Co Box Dept H Salt the Marietta Lake City eompounding treata two Hair Kemover perfluous ment which they are telling for post pant This preparation is based on scientific action and ia guaranteed ciples of chemical to gradually and positively remove every offending hair without the use of face masks electric needles or drugs taken internally Mailed in plain package Satisfaction guar an teed or money refunded Communication! confidential Write today part Four girls marched at tne head of the 100 strikers from Governor Foss’ Hyde Park plant on their way to the Massachusetts State house to demand a public hearing of the state board of arbitration and Recent-lconciliation the governor announced that he would move his plants to Canada He decided that the strikers who are a living wage should not enter the state house demanding Fifty policemen were camped in the corridors of the state house ready for any disturbance or demonstration the strikers might start Governor Foss refused a public hearing and said “it was an attack by political forces to force him out of politics or out of business” PARCEL POST ORDERS SOLICITED THE CIGAR’S CAREER ENGINE DRIVER IS BEHEADED Man Loses Life on Wedding Annlver sary Day In Peculiar Manner In the disThere Is appropriateness of tinction the Havana cigar Of Has History With Which Few New York — Peter Hansen engineer course Havana cigars may be made of the observation locomotive of tobacco from any part of Cuba Smokers Are Familiar used by the president and other hence it may be true that Havana cigars should really be called Cuban high officials of the West Shore railroad on their Inspection tours over the Was First Seen In New World— Na- cigars and the cigars which the lost his life at the Weehawken system civilized Send Postal Card for Price List world first knew about tives Used Dried Leaves of the He was were made and smoked In that region terminal in a strange way Tobacco Plant Rolled In a beheaded by a freight engine near the Frequent essays are made by Corn Shuck roundhouse Lo show that the use of tobut Just how it happened YOUR the police could not learn The HanWashington — Men smoke thought- bacco was known to the Chinese or WORK sens had been married five years and or the Egyptian lessly By some the cigar Is looked on the Hindooetanee DEVELOPING AND FINISHING it was the anniversary of the wedding or puffed as an aid to digestion as an etc ages before the practice1 was obBest eqnlpped plant in the west Quick work It Is supposed he was walking on or aid to reflection or as nothing but a served by the sailors of Columbus EfWrite by experts Full line of all supplies A smoke producer for catalogues and developing prices great deal of forts in this direction have not been close by the track when he was hit by moving In a bulletin a freight engfbe that was modern reflection that has achieved re- successful or Impressive SALT LAKE PHOTO SUPPLY CO enthis of backward census of The Main of Street 1S9 1900 engineer Halt the which or under sults has been with the aid was preLake City the influence of the cigar pared by John H Garber is a para- gine said he did not know he had run over anybody and suspected nothing OCR LATEST ILLUSTRAThere to graph dealing with this phase of the toThere is no disposition ED CATALOGUE until he saw Hansen's head roll down Explain! minimize the influence on mankind of bacco question how we U'tti'b barber trade the bank from the tracks Call the pipe or the quid but the present eleht weeks or write MOLER BARBER COLLEGE main consideration Is the cigar And Baby Girl Born 13 Commercial SALT LAKE CITY Street In Sewer System Is while men do so much of their thinkQuestion Huntington Ind— A baby was born to Mr Clarence South Niack N Y— Mrs ing while cigar smoke wafts and curls girl fully developed His Manifold Aspect und eddies from their lips and gives and Mrs! Frank C Smith of this city Leach and Mrs Jennie Ferry have ap' Small Bof— Mummy Is It really is It not The child Is so small that Its mother’s pleasure to their nostrils plied for an Injunction to restrain the true that the devil has horns and a can is little be of so the sewer system this thinking strange that finger ring slipped over Its village from using club foot? Doctors claim It has a fighting addressed to the cigar — that is to Its hand There Is which the two women own — Ah my dear someMother The and all chance to live no other system history and to the romance times the devil appears in the shape that which la enfolded and enwrapped of a very handsome and charming In the little brown bundle of leaves? KODAKS It was said of John McCluskey when he visited the states that he was the calmest man In the world Throughout his sixty years he had In been a farm laborer Scotland Some months previously his brother James died and left a fortune of several hundred thousand dollars to the brother he had not seen since they But so it Is “It All Seems Like a Dream” in the heathbade each other The cigar has a long history Toer forty years before bacco may have been used in cigar though a bitter enmity seemed to the adA lawyer was appointed rage between them But Yoakum was ministrator It was his duty to find form before it was burned In pipes Edwin Mitchell an Old Soldier De- rainbow on a field of blue surrounded proud as well as shy Thus when he the sniffed as snuff or taken as a quid but sires a Listener for His lucky brother was twitted he returned the answer Is ou this by a broad band of white no Two On the there proof point War Stories “He was slicing turnips for the field is depicted the world bearing the of the sailors under Columbus on the given above on his employer’s farm sheep up word “Peace” “I should think Adeline that s comfirst voyage reported It will be forwarded that they had hills of Scotthe Cincinnati O— Edwin Mitchell givamong paratively young woman like you land” said the man of law "when I seen natives of the new found world ing his address as the National Mil- to The Hague within a few days would think of marrying again” her found him I had traced his life from with firebrands In their mouths and itary home Dayton and styling himfriends would say thinking of her the old farm on which he was born with smoke issuing from their lips self “a handy thing to have around” 2 NEWPORT SOCIETY LEADERS It was found that these natives were wants some woman to neighbor by step through the forty years adopt him Peostep “If It’s Will Yoakum you’re think- of and often most unpleasant smoking the dried leaves of a plant ple have adopted cats and dogs but Mrs Whltehouse of New York and ing of” Mrs Wilson answered “you’re labor before I found him It was not hitherto unknown to the Europeans here is a man Mrs years old Gene Watlich at Famous all dead wrong When a man wants difficult for he had held but few po- and that the leaves were rolled In a who says he loves his pipe and toSummer Resort to come courting me let him come sitions In all those years Everyone corn shuck On the second voyage of bacco and who wants to be adopted Columbus of the Indies nativee of West and ask me I don’t go out the in the Peculiar propositions are by a wife countryside knew him I — America’s Newport R famous were found who pulverized dry way to invite any man into my home” “‘Are you John McCluskey?’ received by newspapers every day but summer resort 1b I bacco taking on its dress leaves and snuffed the powder “I’ll never enter her home until she asked this one Is so far out of the ordinary up appearance with the most fashion“ ’I am’ said he without taking his up tbeir noses asks me” was Yoakum’s answer and letter The It is bears that repeating able and smart set from all parts of The practice was discovered by a as follows: the two stood pat Inwardly both re- eyes from the turnips and the knife Franciscan friar Roman Pane who acgretted the position they had taken “Dear Mr Editor: Will you please “‘Your brother James is dead in in the voyage companied Columbus In your valuable Each had secret romantic rememI this New York’ said I paper publish “ ‘Aweel aweel all men must e’en of 1502 when Columbus reached the wish to give some woman who can afbrances of that period when they mainland of South America natives ford were sweethearts but the widow’s die’ he said slicing away it an opportunity to adopt a man were found who chewed the cured leaf I will was as inflexible as his would like some woman to adopt me "‘He left you a good fortune’ said of the tobacco The use of the plant when they I ‘I want you to come to the house to sit down in the evenings and They were not enemies just was to found be subsequently met they would bow and sometimes with me so that I can establish your plant listen to me relate some of my expeuniversal among the American abriences at sea and foreign countries speak but their spoken words acted Identity and arrange for you to enter origines from Cape Horn to Hudson as a barrier between them Thus Into possession of the estate’ three days' battle at San Juan my bay and the custom was Immemorial “ ‘I’ll talk to ye at gax o'clock Hill Cuba and then I'm a very handy matters ran along for a year after But whether the cigar Is senior to Yoakum’s return Can adapt young man’ said he ‘I’ll be busy till the pipe or quid Is a difficult ques- article to have around March came snowy and blustering then The fortune will keep but the tion Even If the first myself to most anything and I do not reported use of wish any salary But the lady who Yoakum turnips will not’ ” The winds were Incessant tobacco was in the form of firebrands return for my In must me was harnessing his horse for the first give it does not follow that this was the adopts faithfulness enough to eat plowing one day when he felt a vioQuite Correct oldest form In which the plant was docility and to sleep lent blow on the back of the head He During the army maneuvers two of- used At the time of the coming of and a place “Now who wants to adopt this wonturned to defend himself but ever- ficers of the Royal artillery were dis- the Europeans tobacco was consumed ything swam before his eyes and with puting about the classification of a in one form or another by the Indians derful animal— the first come the first served” the sense of being carried away on a tree One said it was a birch tree and from Canada to Pataganlo and swift river he lapsed into unco- the other an oak tree They could not the form of smoking It was nsciousness agree so they called a gunner who a bablt that had been practiced for SEE RAINBOW FLAG OF PEACE He opened his eyes ages later as was sitting near by and asked him if such ages that the Indians had no traseemed and the could first tell kind of lit he them what it tree dition as to its origin Gift— Which View Carnegie’s Crowd thing they in an old account of how the Indians it was upon was the Widow Wilson Is to Be Sent to the Hague He was lying In bed in a darkened The gunner looked up and down the smoked tobacco as observed by Columby New York State room and she sat by bis side Her tree walked all round it drew his bus’ men is this: Yoakum sword and began cutting It The revealed that the fireeyes were red from crying “Investigation New York— The "rainbow flag” emendeavored to sit up officers asked him what he meant by brands were made from the leaves of blematic of universal peace which Is “Hush!” she said gently pressing this behaviour when he looked up at tobacco rolled and burled In a sheath to be presented by the state of New “You have been very them and answered: Mm backward of Indian corn and that the smoke was York at the dedication of the Temple "1 am trying to discover what kind inhaled for sensations of pleasure and of Peace at The Hague ill You must lie still” where It will exhilaration Yoakum of tree It is” The widow In his house! The instrument used for be placed In a collection of peace flags Two Newport Society Leaders he had the had often pictured the possibility of mads Inhaling the smoke was made from hol- contributed by all the nations of the gash Inspecting such an occurrence but now to his with the air of a sage the gunnst low cane forked In the shape of the world was exhibited for the first time the country In the picture in shown letter “Y” the small end being Insert- in the governor’s room In the city hall Mrs Norman surprise his sensation was one of at length delivered his of New ed In the nostrils and the large end ap- The shame He looked at her as well as verdict: design of the flag which is the York formerly Miss Vira Boarmai plied to the burning leaves” “It’s a wooden one sirs!” consists of a and Mrs Gene Wallaeh he could In the obscurity of the room gift of Andrew Carnegie Wants Woman to Adopt Him t YOUR ot doein't keep accurate time send it in aud one of our expert! will make it go like a new one We absolutely guarantee our work and give your young man Small boy my! you’re mum pityingly)— Oh of Cupid — Punch thinking The Maid’s Leave "I wish to leave at once ma’am” "Leave at once? And how do you the meals are to get cooked think today?” “I shall be pleased If you will eat the restaurant” — at my expense at Fllegende Blaetter No A Glasgow journalist who was careless of his personal appearance was assigned to write something about a show at a leading Glosgow theater He presented his card at the The at the manager came out disheveled visitor “Did you come here to about the play— to and looked dubiously write somework?” he "Do to asked thing asked you think I’d come theater for amusement?” journalist as he stalked your the out Pressing His 'Luck bookmaker English was apby a colleague who sought some advice A bettor on the races had paid the man who wanted the advice twenty-fivpounds on a wager and next day In a fit of bad paid the bet a second time “What shall I do?” asked the distressed bookie “Awsk him for it again!” advised An proached the other— Saturday Evening Post Might Seem a Reflection Widow — I wish to have on poor Mr Boozer's tombstone the words “Here lies” Cutter— Will you have it form “Hie jacet?” Widow— No I don’t think would like the “hie” Latin in the Reciprocity Mother — You have accepted George? Why you know very well that I don’t approve of him Daughter— That’s all right mother Neither doe he approve of you |