Show "am EDUCATIONAL NOVELTY IN ITALY CO CHANCE TO GO WRONG Statement of Beauty Doctor May Have Been True but It Was Not Gallant mi in William F Oldham bishop of Singapore talked at a dinner on his last visit to New York about missionary For Infanta and Children work “A certain type of man" he said about declaring that we domraces civilize the savage out of existence — that we do them harm instead of good “Well as a matter of fact if these cavaliers knew what I know about some tribes they would speak less Some tribes are so deconfidently based that to do they anything but good would hardly be possible They are In fact Just like the ugly woman who visited the beauty doctor “This woman was ugly In every feature but her nose was particularly That no doubt was why she nglv desired the beauty doctor to begin on it " 'I am willing’ she said 'to pay you liberally doctor but I demand in return substantial results We will start with my nose Can you guarantee to make it ideally beautiful?’ “The doctor after looking attentively at the woman’s nose replied: "Well madam I can’t say as to Ideal beauty but a nose like yours I couldn’t help improving if I hit it with a mallet’ " Tho Kind You Hava "goes inant Rome — The traveling school Is an educational Institution that is not only an absolute novelty but Is said to be yielding results of a most satisfactory sort Each pupil is equipped with a combined seat desk and sab chel the total weight of which is ten pounds Also they carry with them the needed books pencils paper and lunches each day that the school is in session Accompanied set oif for by their teachers the youngsters some point of interest as a historic spot or a monument There the desks are put In position and the teacher talks to the pupils It is said that boys who will not endure the restraint of an ordinary school take kindly to THEN THEY Promotes Opium FOR SON Vanished From Wash About Year exander" will prove a good working partner That Admiral Rodgers believes Bob Seattle Ago John A Going Rodgers In Effort to Locate From Far North Tells of Mysterious Young Man to Beattie Wash— Rear Admiral John in command of the navy Rodgers yard Puget Sound will soon go to Alaska in search of his lost son Alexander Rodgers who was last beard of a year ago when he was planning to go down the Tanana river on a raft Admiral Rodgers is impelled to make the trip north himself by a letter from Bethel Alaska which has just come to band It is written by Bob Hunter to t friend in Bremerton whose name the Acadmiral does not wish to reveal cording to the letter Hunter was building a power boat at Bethel last month A young the Idltarod foy a trip to man applied to him with the that he should earn a trip up the river by helping build the boat Hunter goes on to say that the young fellow worked hard but adds that privations which he suffered had apparently affected his mind For days he would not say a word of and would then talk disconnectedly a father in the south who had 2000 men working for him All of his name Alexwas discovered that Hunter had ander Hunter goes on to say that he Is taking the stranger along with him to the new diggings because he is such a good worker and is going to give him the Bremerton man’s kit which HunHunter ter was keeping in Bethel closes with an urgent request to his friend to Join him in the Bremerton north because be is not sure that “Al A OMAHA Dry HAS A FROG FAMINE Causes Dearth In Denlzene of Millponds ketable Creeks and Swamps Weathar son K- bis Hunter’s is companion shown by his visit to the schooner P J Abler which will soon sail for the Kuskokwlm Admiral Rodgers handed to Capt E B Hoffman skipper of the 50 letters addressed Abler to Bob Hunter which are to be distributed Kuskokwlm district in the throughout Lopes that one of them may come into the hands of the right party They describe Alexander Rodgers as inches twenty-twyears old 5 feet 8 blue eyes high weight 150 pounds blonde hair fair complexion nearhe when left glasses sighted wearing home The letters which are signed by the admiral request Mr Hunter to from the nearest wire any information Admiral Rodgers was accompaoffice nied on his visit to the Abler by Lieut John Rodgers an older brother of the remissing man who has recently turned from a fruitless search in Alaswas held in ka A long consultation the cabin of the P J Abler between the two naval officers and A J Born owner of the Abler and Captain Hoffman as to the methods of the search When the Abler stopped at Bethel on June 17 there was no such person as Bob Hunter there Bethel is a little Indian village and all the white people know one another by name The letter was dated June 27 and Hunter states that he is handing It to Captain Johnson Johnson is known as the skipper of a small sloop which runs between Nome and Bethel man received The Bremerton the letter in Cordova and brought it down Mr Born cannot account from Alaska shortness for the of time between Bethel and Cordova The only explanation is some mistake in the date line of Hunter's letter OF FRENCH of neither nor Mineral efOtd DrSA'VUYKff&l fitop Ami'll S4 MxSm SmSs Ants Std fkpptrmitU fi itftrfam tsSni Serd Cfardioti Syfiri 'favor Wmkrfrttm ft J Loss Facsimile The Signature of Centaur Mio Sal- Harlem Pastor Says There Is More Money In Potatoes Than 8ermons —Takes to Farm York — Potatoes pay so much better than theology according to the view of Rev Dr William Justin formerly well known as pastor of the Second Reformed church in Harlem that he has stopped preaching and taken to farming He was a forceful and brilliant preacher and his resignation from his eleven pulpit here was a sensation He left the city and sent years ago his resignation from southern Texas Rev Dr Harsha had many financial tribulations which came upon him to the amount of (40000 owing to his signing the notes of a western publishHis creditors ing house which failed pursued him to this city and sought to attach his salary According to an article from his pen which appears in the current number of the magazine Success Rev Dr Harsha gathered together about $1200 breeding purposes with which he and his wife his son and his two young daughters went out in 81berla From Eggs search of pastures new He was so r thousand Philadelphia— with the idea that the minimpressed eggs Imported pounds of Siberian were istry offered no future that he dropped Russia via Liverpool from it like a hot potato placed in bond the other day having The clergyman obtained a quarter liner arrived here on the American The eggs were opened in section in Colorado for which he paid Haverford He bought two mares and $16 down Siberia and placed in cans and her200 cow and potapounds of seed sent a sealed They were metically toes and now he is doing very well in winter from Northeast Siberia indeed he writes He is harvesting on arriving at Liverpool time and were placed in cold storage and from 15000 pounds of potatoes to an acre there taken to the refrigerating de- for which he has been getting half a cent a pound One hundred hens layin the hold of the partment ing each an egg a day meet his groarriving here in good condition cery bill with regularity and sometimes lay aside a surplus for a rainy at 106 day Goes Haymaking Clark of Also he is raising pigs and enjoying London — Mrs Rebecca the sport of broncho busting and he who recently celebrated Wood Green some has fine horses her one hundred ana sixth birthday His barley crop Rev Mr Harsha went haymaking the other day in a She was proavers is excellent and be raises other to distribute money obtained through field at Green Lanes a series of legal battles with the esvided with a new fork pnd turned grains “From year to year" be writes “we tate of a deceased receiver ver the hay with surprising vigor New "JjfL5 juaranteed under Ihe Foodanj Exact Copy of Wrapper London — The voting of the EngMrs lish king's civil list has led Crawford the Paris correspondent of Truth to tell how French presidents A fare in the matter of expenses French president receives (240000 a year half as salary and half as exfor penses no extra allowance being made except on exceptional occasions He has no pension He profits by few minor perquisites outside his salary such as vegetables Customer (in book store) — Have you from wbat were formerly the royal fruits from Fon- a Chaucer? gardens at Versailles New Clerk — Never chewed in my tainebleau game from those state forests where he has shooting and hay life sir for his horses from the presidential The state pays IN AGONY WITH ECZEMA seat at Rambouillet for hl3 men servants in the stables only but allows for the coachman “No tongue can tell how I suffered secreor not a for chauffeur though for five years with itching and bleedtaries His military and naval staffs ing eczema until I was cured by the are maintained by the war and maand I am so grateCuticura Remedies rine ministries ful I want the world to know for when president ob- what Felix Faure helped me will help others My tained from the parliament money tot body and face were covered with a palace building and keeping up sores One day It would seem to be when thq train Railway companies and then break out again with better goes into the provinces of the most terrible president I pain and itching flclally are glad to give it — aad any have been sick several times but extra cars he may want — the freedom never in my life did I experience such of their lines for the sake of the exawful suffering as with this eczema I cursion business this brings This enhad made up my mind that death was ables the president to reserve the near at hand and I longed for that for allowed $40000 traveling ex- time when I would be at rest I had penses for tips to railway servants many different doctors and medand for char- tried servants at prefecture icines without success and my mother ities me the Cuticura Remedies inTh& French president never gives brought that I try them I began to sisting less than $100 to the railway emfeel better after the first bath with His contributions to charity ployes funds at the hospitals he visits and Cuticura Soap and one application of donations to mayors for the poor are Cuticura OintmenL “I continued with the Cuticura Soap He also is expected to subheavy Ointment and have scribe to relief funds for victims of and Cuticura fires floods and other disasters Yet taken four bottles of Cuticura Resolvent and consider myself well This a French president always contrives was nine years ago and I have had to save money no return of the trouble since Any person having any doubt about this wonderful cure by the Cuticura RemeMrs dies can write to my address Altie Etson 93 Inn Road Battle Creek have cleared more land being careful Mich Oct 16 1909” to remember J J Hill’s advice ‘Not One Record Made by Women large farms but a larger use of the hoe’ We have a small orchard of 60 Through the activity of women la sanatrees but we believe in the persever- the campaign ance of the saints” toria and hospitals for the treatment All the crops of which the minister of tuberculosis have been erected is go proud are the result of irrigation traveling libraries have been circucirculars and other Having put his hand to the plow he lated posters asserts that he would not turn back kinds of literature have been distribfor any consideration uted to the number of millions of thousands of lectures have pieces been given large sums of money have Guns Destroy Air Craft Reugenealde Prussia — Men behind been secured hundreds of needy cases work tuberculosis field guns demonstrated their ability have been helped to destroy swiftly moving balloons the has been started In many communother day Several batteries of field ities where no movement had existed artillery were trained against aerial and millions of women have learned the dangers and methods of prevencraft towed by a cruiser The results from the standpoint of tion of tuberculosis The work of the the marksmen were brilliant In every wonum extends from the instance the shells reached the bal- of the rich to the homes of the poor loons? tearing them to pieces and fre- and embraces all classes Including the and factory girl and millionaire During quently the gas bags exploded were burned in midair the coming year a special campaign of Major Gross the aeronautical repre- lectures to women will be carried ea sentative of Krupps directed the prac- In all parts of the United States tise English as She Is Spoke Chinatown Visitor — John sabee see Electric Fan for Cow sabee want for Mo— An electric fan has screen —how much Columbia him? been put up in the stall of Missouri Chief Josephine The Chinaman — What’s the matter the Holstein dairy with you? Can’t you speak English?— cow owned by the agricultural college of the University of Missouri which is Judge being sent after the world’s record for Never say an ill thing of a person milk and butter production Josephine when thou canst say a good thing of made a new mark for the first 120 but days of her test and is now giving an him not only speak charitably of fifty quarts of milk per feel so — Elizabeth average Fry cents' worth day on about of food Some men are and some others are Walt Fifty Years for Money N J— After waiting fifty Paterson Mrs Whitlow9 fioothtaf Byrnp eoftons the gums Forchlldren teething of the defunct a boUia years the creditors allays min euro wlod ouUc Cataract City bank are to receive a A fool can always find another fool on their claims first dividend The him John L Griggs receiver has $3705 to admire For Over Thirty Years Company ill?! 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Well anyway I writes my name on a piece o’ paper an’ a guy takes It Into Jim Burke an’ what d’ you t’lnk dat stiff tells dat guy to tell me?” “I’ve no Idea” said the listener "He tells him” concluded the angry one ”t’ tell me dat he ain’t in!” — From Success Magazine Tough Luck “I thought you said this was a young chicken” remarked Newed as he sawed away at a portion of the bird "And I thought It was” rejoined his better half “I looked ln Its mouth and It showed no Indications of having cut a single tooth yet The dealer must have Imposed upon me” “Did he tell you It was a young chicken?” queried her husband "No” replied Mrs Newed "But I’m sure he must have extracted Its teeth before offering It for sale” Human Nature “A fool and bis money parted" “Yes but till the Leader fool land ALL Send TOILET USES a sweet breath clean whiter clean teeth— antiseptically mouth and throat— purifies the breath after smoking— dispels all disagreeable much end odors— apperspiration body A quick preciated by dainty women remedy for sore eyes and catarrh A little Paxtine powder dissolved in a glses of hot water make s delightful sntiaeptic Gives one lution extraordinary posaeuing and healcleansing germicidal and absolutely ing power 50c a Sample Try large box at druggiits or by maiL a THE Toilet PAXTON Boston Mass CO Everywhere in the world men shave with the THE KNOWN WORLD murine eye Try Red Weak Wearer OVER mmr Watery Eyre and EYELIDS Murine Doesn’t es Eye Unit DnwfMs (all Marias Era Remedy Murino Ej In Aseptic EYE BOOKS AND ADVICE Stlv( M I Pain Slot Tubee 25c $1XK FREE BY HAIL 50c Murine Eye Remedy Co Chicago are soon HOWARD E BURTON Hllvor Lund OoUL price: Gold (told Zinc or Copper Mailing and full price list sent on applicatloiw umpire work solicited LoadvlU Carbonate National Bank Hpectmen you never call him a Elver money Is gone” — Cleve- Slopes Located Old Gentleman (to waiter) — Can tell me If my wife Is here? 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