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Show I EDITORIALS ELECTRIC 8PARKS. (By Our Associate Editor.) On the first day of his speech In the noticed that senate', Mr. LeFollette some of his colleagues had left the chamber. He defied all precedents by commenting on the fact. He bad tne audacity to say that If his fellow statesmen would not listen to him, the public would do so, and that the temporary absentees presently might find themselves obliged to be absent permanently. At the close of his address he went further, practically assuring the senate that If It did not like the attacks of reformers and exposers It should keep Its record free from reproach. The fact that after this unparalleled exhibition of contumelious-nes- s the Wisconsin senator remains alive and in fighting trim is suggestive If not Inspiring. Notwithstanding the blows to senatorial courtesy, the senate walls did not fall nor did the ceiling drop. The object lesson thus afforded may prove highly useful later on In case other senators who care less for tradition than for the people's While there will be a greater San but generally for the purpose of finding Newport will have to turn its attenIts weak spot and Jabbing something Francisco, It Is safe to say there will tion more than ever to monkey dinnot be a taller one. ners since the divorce amusement has sharp Into it. been curtailed. As he is addressing an audience of Can you imagine that Roosevelt The New York legislature Is talking would bo In the scnpte for a week be- about 80,000,000, Senator LaFollette need not care whether his colleagues of adjourning, and a great Improvefore something happened? ment in Senator Depew'a health may stsy In their seats or not. It Is reasonable to suspect that for soon be looked for. the moment the Springfield mob forJapan discovered years ago that it Gladstone Dowie does not go about got that It would be Joe Folks next had to conquer the earthquakes if It wanted to remain on the same earth the stieets of Zion City singing move. with them, and It proceeded to build Where Is My Wandering Father ToAfter the Czar opens the douma, the its houses accordingly. night? Gladstone never was musical. members feel that they can run It Do you notice. Comrade Gorky, how Having secured that loan of without troubling him to render it would seem that M. Witte grandly the people of "this disgusting assistance. ought to be peimltted to resign; but country" loosen up when some object Incidentally LaFollette has the sat- he will now be needed probably to which they consider worthy appeals to isfaction of knowing that he has put stave off the creditors. their benevolence? a large crimp into the tradition of From the size of his contribution to senatorial courtesy. King Edward is now a doctor of laws In Pennsylvania, but he will find that the Ban Francisco relief fund, It is Some persons who traveled all the the coal trust and te friends have al- quite evident that Rockefeller has no way to Sioux Falls to get their di- ready doctored the laws of that com- intention of dying poor if he can help vorces must feel like suing South Da- monwealth about all they will stand. It. kota now to get their money back. fur-the- .- 0, Pugilist Sharkey has abandoned the rjrKMltruWWltSimtlZtsmiurjtritStsiWJMMUtSt)MUUUWKltKltlWUUlX prize ring for wrestling, but he still talks Just as flently as though be had remained In the original profession. says Castro "nailed his government to the floor, piled rocks on It, and went away toenjoy a little vacation." By substltutA Kansas newspaper A. Richter, I! REAL ESTATE. i 19 West First South 8L, 8alt Lake City. Be sure and call on me If you want a home In Salt Lake City. n Have them from 8700 up. fkr 30 days a brand new 2 stery light pressed brick residence on Eighth East near Second South, 86,250. A. RICHTER, 19 West First South 8L, Phones 641. A. RICHTER, OUR MOTTO: In We have all kinds of Investments real estate and we write all kinds of Insurance. I h J Quick 8ales in Real Estate. If you want to buy or sell Real K YOUNG & YOUNG, Estite, list your property with us for General Insurance, Real Estate and 5 quick sales. We have the buyers. Loans, 202 Whitlnqham Blk., Salt Lake City, Utah. Ind. Tel. 1077. Anderson Real Estate Investment Co. kkMkkkkMMMMiilikliMMMzaeeskMaamiMessseeseeeiieM mod-Vqer- Press dispatches announce that the Wanted: 10 men In each state to Russian democrats are divided. Evi- travel, post signs, advertise and leave dently they are real democrats. samples of our goods. Salary 875.00 per month. .83.00 per day for' ex- Secretary Taft finds It bard to overl- penses. Royal Supply Co., Dept W, ook the fact that Chicago has been Atlas Block, Chicago. guilty of contempt of the war "IRY MEDIUMS GIVE VERDICT . In the case of J R vs. the DiaMr. Bryan, who was a radical when he went away, may be surprised mond Coal and Coke company of Wyto find himself a conservation when oming, which was decided In Judge Ritchies court In favor of the defend, he comes back. ant, we predicted the outcome 10 days be pardoned before the Jury brought In the verPoultney Bigelow may for congratulating himself on dropping dict out of sight before all this muck rake One week before it went on trial wo were consulted about the outcome and fuss was started. said: The company will win without a doubt." Then again in our meeting A Chicago parson has started a posMarch 4 some one about It and tal card endless' chain of prayer to we In the presence asked of 200 people again little As five every last helps years. that the defendant would on our postal deficit, we may rest as- predicted win. On hack page of The Tribune the ensured that the prayers will not be March 8, under the heading Not Due tirely In vain. to Smoke, Is an account of the trial and verdict in favor of defendant Again a lady occupying one of O. Eng-dahFOR REAL ESTATE cottages came to us about a See Peterson Real Estate Invest- damage suit with the R. R. We told ment Co. Large list bargains for her how It would terminate, etc., which we are exclusive agents. Spe- which It did almost to the dollar." cial attention to property of estates No other mediums have such a record Old reliable of fulfilled predictions. and Amold-Dickso- n Bros., 269 East Third agency. Correspond or call. 330 So. South St, Salt Lake City. Main SL, Salt Lake City, Utah. Private consultations dally. ls Nice homes on easy payments. HOUSTON REAL E8TATE INV. CO. Cheap lots any part of city. Farm loans. Homes for rent and sale. Lowest C. J. BOWMAN, prices. Easiest terms., 251' Main St, Room 6, Eagle Blk Salt Lake City. Salt Lake City, Utah. A for Utah? Boosting Help to BuildGreater a. up GREATER SALT LAKE CITY! DONT USE Imported Goods Unless Bought From a. 'UTAH DEALER! THIS IS THE WAY TO BUILD UP A GREATER. UTAH. If, In this List of Bnsiness Houses, You fail to find What is Wanted, Wait until Our Next Issue, and Perhaps You Will Find It There. SALT LAKE ACRE FARM 142 REAL-TESTATE- EVERYBODY 810,500. ..Located Big Cottonwood, 6 room Now is the time to Invest., A. T two story brick house, barns, 5 horses, advance Is certain Choice buildiiPJ harness, 3 wagons, mowers, rakes, lots all. parts of city., 8100 to 8500? etc. 15 head cows, 85 acres alfalfa, 30 acres grain, 600 peach trees, 40 apple 812.50 cash, 87.50 per month, 7 per trees, strawberries, raspberries, black- cent. berries. A first class water right 68 HUBBARD INVESTMENT CO, hours per week. 78 West 2d So. SL Address Meeks and Lynch, Atlas Block, Salt Lake City, Utah. Ing debts for "rocks, the statement will come pretty near the truth. 315-31- 6 welfare, take advantage of the precedent established by Mr. LaFollette. A gift of a return ticket to Mexico may yet look like an acceptable compromise to Dowie. Doubtless the de- Chicago tectives a ho went lo San Francisco have discovered already that the city had a fire. The Massachusetts man who found a dog tag In a frankfurter sausage Is still wondering If It was placed there purposely. Every time the public shows signs of growing weary, somebody trots out the assurance that the rate bill debate will la6t only two weeks more. The San Francisco earthquake prevented the annual fUBS of the D. A. from being exploited on the Senator Tillman has been on all sides of nearly every public question. first page of the newspapers this year. The only certainty about that Dowie claims to be bringing exStsXstsXtvtoCsX!) .rTj MViYiyiY.'rJiyivjyi) have S heme is the fact that It would TRUNKS, TRUNKS. $ ' been Just as easy to lie about R.-te- $ Oliver R. Meredith, 820.000,000. Trunk Manufactur-- J er. g 155 Main wi:(sX!X'iXf.xjxi President Diaz of Mexico has recent- ly killed three mountain cats, but he Is not as mighty a hunter as our Ted0 dy. for he did not kill them with his St., Salt Lake. bare hands. (j; xxjv The Iowa gentleman who Is opposing Hull, for renomtnatlon, Congressman isn't quite sure where be is bound for. but he thinks he is making considerable headway. liTAfi BCOOlNOnrC'CO .COITON FELT MATTRESS. Mme. Bernhardt kissed a reporter, when she might have bad a better advertisement by kissing Mr. Carnegie. However. Sarah appears to be more particular than the Southern ladies. SAl.1 i.Mia CITY You buy j i mH. fresh Eggs, Why not insist on HEWLETT'S FRESH ROASTED COFFEES. The voters neednt think the next the presidential campaign issue will be Mr, tax. Inheritance progressive Roosevelt has plenty of time to think up a good many things yet undreamed of. ( are always happy Remember that the By Life Insurance homes. BENEFICIAL LIFE INSURANCE OF UTAH COMPANY a LOT or a HOME before prices advance. We advise you r la purely a home company and worthy gerding localities and make your in- of your patronage. terests ours. Issues modern forms Life Contracts MARINGEll INVESTMENT CO.. at the lowest possible rates. 40 East Second Souib. Home Office, Beneficial Life Insurance Co.. Manager Seeing Salt Lake Deseret News Building. Salt Lake City. BUY 315 THOMPSON REAL ESTATE CO. Homes on Installment Plan a LYNCH, 816 Atlas Block, Spa-eialt- as-Real Salt Lake City, Utah. ant lots, modern homes iess Investments. Why pay from 87.50 to 825.00 la and rent per month when you can buy a home at the same rate of me? Farms and homes for sale or trade. Horses, Buggies, Etc., Bought or Money to Loan. Exchanged. 1 Nineteen years In Real Estaty BusiRoom 8 O'Meara Block. ness in Sal; Lake City. No. 63 W. Second South Street, Salt Lake City. Wltneaa Would Begin Again. The following Incident will be apWanted. District Managers to post preciated by lovers of the absurd, es- signs, advertise and distribute samples. Salary 818.00 weekly, 83.00 per pecially in the legal profession: State age and Many years ago, during a trial by day for expenses. W. J. HALLORAN, Ideal Shear GEO. M. McCONAUGHY, Jury in the town of Enoaburg, Vt., a present employment Co., 39 Randolph St., Chicago. was witness one being questioned by Loans. Real and Estate Real Estate and Loans. Established 1887. of the lawyers, and aa he became very Telephone 823. much mixed In hla replies, he hesitat- THE BERRUM PORTLAND CEMENT .14 W. Third South Street. Investment. Securities, Trades and Salt Lake City. Utah. ed for some time, appearing to be at Business Chances. Ind. Phone 1101. 8TONE CO. 41 West Second So. St., 8350.00 buys very choice Main SL hla wits ends. CONCRETE BUILDING ROCK MANLots. Utah. Salt Lake City, "Scratch Suddenly he exclaimed: UFACTURERS. out all I have aald, and Ill begin again. SOLE AGENTS FOR 8PECIAL NOTICE. WORK OF THOUGHT READER." Concrete Block Machines. Want to If this paragraph is marked with a Men and women to learn barber trade establish a plant In every city, towa Stuart Cumberland Easily Followed red cross It Indicates that your suband village In Utah. scription to this paper has been set- in 8 weeks. Wages paid every Mr. Gladstones Mind. night. Block machines from 8100 upward. tled for three months from that date. Start a email plant and become inStuart Cumberland, thought read- If marked with a black cross It has Graduates earn 815 to 825 per week. er," tells how he read Mr. Glad- only two weeks to run. but unless Cat. free. Write us. Mohler System dependent. stones mind In the smoking room ol otherwise notified we shall continue of Colleges, 62 E. First South St., Salt Correspondence solicited, P. O. Box 1131, Salt Lake City. the house of commons. Mr. Gladstone to forward the paper. Lake City, Utah.. Ind Phone 3800-7- . Very some respectfully. of to undertook think figures, PUBLISHERS. THE disand It was Cumberlands task to ststswww x cover and write them on a blackboard. f jwwiwwjtitiiititgiwisitsa1 tkisiiyslikMWsskkltt'aiiiiiiiiiilil S He wrote a i, which was correct, then American Chamelaon. a 6, which was also correct, and then fjGOLD CROWN he began to write a 5. "At this mo.The Ame-ca- n chameleon, a small and ment I found that Mr. Gladstone had lizard, inhabits various parts of the up. g Bridge, The little changed his mind and was thinking southern United States. of a 6. I at once paused and begged animal has the remarkable habit It Is best to seek "a him to concentrate his thoughts en- of quickly and completely changing Reliable tirely on the exact figure he had de- Its colors, varying from brown to yelFirm. cided upon. He did so, and I1 unhesi- low and pale green. Its food consists tatingly turned the 5 Into a S' He of Insects. The little animal la perWe offer the greatest, value ever known in Artificial Teeth. asked Mr. Gladstone why he bad at fectly harmless to higher forma of ALL WORK GUARANTEED. first thought of a 5 and afterward life, la often kept as a pet, and haa Our famous 87.00 Set of Teeth, 85.00 for the next thirty days. to worn a attached been chain aa an changed It to a 6. Mr. Gladstone POSITIVELY PAINLESS. that he had at flrat thought of ornament - The toes are provided AMERICAN DENTAL ROOMS, the number of days in a year, but Id with adhesl- j pads, which enable the 159 South Main Street, Salt Lak e 3 over Western Union Telegraph Office. City, the middle of the experiment he rec- lizard to run upon smooth, vertical ollected that that particular year was surfaces. St. Nicholas. 9. MajAwMlerarj'Waialt'.eU'w'jle're'rtakraisMafcttrafcliraMlaiewrAwwiMini leap year, which caused him to change his figures to 366. . BOOST l I! It Is chea; whole wide west. for cheaper than It should b erlng resources, geographical rapidly developing trlbufor - climate and the attractions,Lake. The country around about is ar ahead of Salt Lake. Salt Lake ntast and will catch up, and while It is catching up is when values will double and good money be made. Salt Lake!' ; rl 82-6- 5 t 4 4-- 44 44 4-- BAIT THAT'S ALL SALT LOYAL CRYSTAL BRAND Manufactured only by INLAND CRYSTAL SALT CO., N. W. Clayton. Manager, Salt Lake City, Utah. MEEKS Estate is inrest and best thing to i Certain persons outside of the political purview are wondering If the Father of Hletory. appolniment of Mr. Hughes to probe Herodotus, "the father of history," the coal trust was made to keep him declares that the inhabitants of the race "lake dwellings" of Switzerland fed away from the gubernatorial track. their horses and cattle on fish. HOMES PROTECTED THE INVES A HINT TO . 44 44 44 44 44 44 44 44 44 4-- 4-- To All Suffers of Disease 4-- 4 4 V 4 4 ELECTRIC, SWEDISH, GERMAN AND VIBRATION MASSAGES. Scientific and beet apparatus in City. 4 4 are SUFFERING from any AILMENT or DISEASE ua call. We GUARANTEE A PERFECT CURE OR REFUND THEgivo MONEY. 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