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Show FITTING THE GOLF STICK fiho was a very pretty girl, a trifle thin perhaps, but jaunty aud daiiAl. tha kind that a man looks twice at and then turns around surreptitiously to gaxe after. When alia entered the ehoeshop the clerk vied with one to wait upon her. but she picked Once More Hia Royal Fatness Climbed to the Dizzy Heighs. out the imllibt und fattest and oldest anions hem and then retired to a dnrk earner to be fitted. It was gaiters sU' wanted tan broadcloth gaiters to i match her walking suit, and aha wanted them high because her skirt was of the very short, fashionable length. When she asked for No. 2s l lie fat old clerk stared wnnderlngly Inti said nothing. Whon he had brought tha No. 2s and tried in vain to squeeze them over her patent leathers, she only blushed painfully and begged him to try a pair of throes. Threes went on, but the agony of biitloning them was too much even for feminine vanity, and with a faint Oiicli!" she waved them off and cried out for No. 4. Onre more tils Royal Fatness climbed in the dizzy heights of the topmost shelf and brought down the gaiters, lint this lime he consulted Ills own thoughts ami surreptitiously bmug'it down a pair of No. 5's. They slipped on over the patent lenllicr limits like oil and the fat clerk, with u sigh of relief, started to fus'en them up. Alas! They fastened all right, but there was so much space between the lady's ankle and her gaiter that even the fat shoe clerk saw that it was useless to go beyond the third button. Why, exclaimed the fair customer, "they don't 111 -- er anywhere!" The old clerk looked disconcerted. The girl sighed. Then she bent over confidentially and whispered In the veteran salesman's ear. It's terrible!" she declared sadly. I've been to nearly every shoeshop In town and I Just can't get fitted. When they are bid enough to go over my feel they are miles too big around the er ankles. Say, and she leaned over closer, haven't you got anything to fit a golf stick? I'm from Chicago." New York Press. WHAT VVZ,Z.LET returned traveler from Egypt was a guest al dinner In the Republican club a few nights ago. says a writer In the New York I'resa. One of his friends asked him what was the must interesting thing he Baw In his travel. "An American." he replied. He liven down In Maine. He Is a typical Yankee and had never been away from home before. One day we had been out at the Sphinx and the Pyramids. We had a fellow In our company who knew the story of both ns well ns a Boston man knows his Ranker Kill or Concord. When we returned to our hotel this savant accompanied us nml kept telling things that happened when the bloom was on the lotus. Wc loitered about our hotel for several days. So did the Egyptian, lie asked each one A If this paragraph is marked with a red cross It indicates that your subscription to this paper has been settled for three months from that date. If marked with a black cross It has only two weeks to run, but unless otherwise notified we shall continue to forward the paper. Very respectfully, THE PUBLISHERS. Salt Lake City Real Estate Association Third' Annual Excursion June 28, 1906 "SW-REIG- Andover, N. II once possessed a character In Jerry Robbin, who claimed to have extracted an oil from the solid granite, mck" that would cure every human 111 and prolong life until you were tired of it. He some-tlme- s drank freely, and the academy hoys, once finding him unconscious in his barn, painted, with lunar emetic, a spot on the side of his nose. They tickled his feet till he roused and then 'sought hiding places that afforded a good view of his action. First he tried to brush the spots off. Then he went to the horse trough to wash It away, hut this only served to turn It blnrker. Finally ho drew an unctuous circle around It with his prerlous ointment und started for the NOT OVER-EAGE- R In Sutton, Mass., a generation ago lived a man named Marsh. He de DAILY Effectiv 2G-2- 8 June, 3 No. THE yAfiK.EE of us If there was anything he had overlooked. If we were In doubt about anything he would enlighten us without extra charge. Tills, by the way. was generous on his part, for we had tipped lilm until we were almost broke. Aflcr most of the party had paased on the offer, the Yankee from Maine, who had not been inquisitive for a week, said to the wise man: When and where do you fellows have your laundry done? Ive been in this part of the world for several wepks and 1 swow you've worn the I haven same clothes every day., seen a wash out on a clothesline since Ive been In Egypt. The wise man made a respectful salaam and passed out. His Egyptian diguliy had received a Mont Pelee shake-up.- Mem-LARG- .... l:4lp.m 1:55 p.m ....1:11p.m. ....1:13 p.m Arrives MUSIC. 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Williams, Commercial Agent, I Plan, 50c up. HOTEL HALLS. S. M. RIDDLE, Manager. Corner Third South and State Streets, 8alt Lake City, Utah. And in accordance with law and or- ORDER OF US. der of the Board of Directors made on the 24th day of April, 1906. so many shares of each parcel of such stock as may be necessary will be M Goods delivered at your home at sold at public auction at the office of Salt Lake MET) prices. the Secretary. 301 D. F. Walker Buildon the Lake Utah, Salt at City. Mail Order Department and our store. The hoys, taking a short cut, ing. of beTry satisfied. arrived before hint, and said aa he en- 26th day of June. 1906. at the hour 12 M.. to pay the delinquent assesstered: Groceries, Dry Goods, Hardware ments thereon, together with the coats What's the matter with your noee, of advertising and expense of sale. Everything. Jerry? L. II. GRAY, Secy. . BARNES GROCERY CO Well, Itoys, he said, solemnly, 1 First publication June 10, 1906. had a sort of dizzy turn a while back, 1906. 24, June tast publication 143 North First West Street, an went Into the barn to rest me. When I woke up there was a black SALT LAKE CITY. Salt Lake City. 444444 feXSXSteUXSASASUWSAS' CIGARS1 They're High Grade and Union Made, M. MARCU8, Manufacturer. 155 Eaat Third 8outh Street. DYE WORKS SALT LAKH CITY 5 SALT LAKE CITY. Do You Yant Work? WORK FOR EVERYBODY. Teamsters, I ji borers, Always Wanted. We Furnish All Kinds of Help. DIXON EMPLOYMENT AGENCY. TIME CABSk 62 East First Sonth, Salt take City. Westbound. Eaatbouud. Station. 1872-Ind. 'Phone 923, AT. 7. m. A. K. Bell 'Phone A. M. Lv. :00 8alt lake City : MM 1:41 1:11 I:1X Hurray Lv i:4T 1:10 Blnaham Junction IM S:M l: UTAH PHOTO BUTTON CO. IM 1:10 Riverton IM :I7 Lahl l:M IM SM H. N. 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O'; YOUR NEXT TRIP EAST ASK T HAVE YOUR TICKET HEAD VIA 'I a "ttttttTtttttt 7T Manufacturers of rided, alter due consideration, to marry a young lady iu an adjoining town. The day was set, preparations were made for the wedding and the guests were assembled. The appointed hour arrived and the bridegroom did not appear. Another hour of waiting, and still he tarried. Tiie young lady's father became Impatient. I'm going to hunt him up," lie said. A half hour's drive brought him to the Marsh home. Where Is Frank?" he demanded. He went down cellar to pick over some potatoes, seeing it's so rainy,' was the response. What do you mean by not coming to the wedding." demanded the Irate of tha tardy prospective father-in-labridegroom. It rains so hard, I thought you wouldn't have the wedding. Marsh replied: "but I'll fix up and ride baok with you. seeing everybody's there. No. I Loaves This Includes the famous E " BRIDEGROOM Stations. Mercur Summit Manning Fairfield Leaves. pany who came to Salt Lake for three months' engagement presenting two new plays each week with special vaudeville features between each act The New Grand will be open every night with a Wednesday and Saturday sourvenlr matinee for the entire 30, 50c, presenting the best playa ob-355c, presenting the best plays obtainable. Woman Diamond Agent For out of town patrons seats will Miss Grace M. Varcoe, of New be reserved and held by addressing York, has crossed the ocean 21 timer the request to the New Grand theaas the agent of an English diamond tre, Salt Lake City, Utah. merchant. On each trip she has had from $150,000 to $300,000 worth of the stones with her. 5 HUDDART FLORAL CO. ' I DELINQUENT NOTICE. 6 E. 2nd So. Copper Glance Consolidated Mining. corMilling and Smelling Company, a (Opposite Grand Theatre.) poration; location of principal place Cut flowers and floral work for of business, Salt Lake City, Utah. Notice. There are delinquent upon gall occasions. the loilowing described stock on accent A We make a specialty of shipping count of assessment of of 24th on the levied day share per gfuneral designs. Write , telephone? April. lbOO. the several amounts set Aor telegraph. opposite the names of the respective jj share holders as follows: 100. ? Box O. 443. Phones P. Shares. Amt. No. 1 John Halverson . . 2000 $ 5.00 spot on the side of my nose as big as the head of a pin; it kept bigger an' bigger till it got the size of a dime. Thinks I to myself, it's time this thing stopped, so I took this here bottle of oil of granite and drew a circle 'round that spot, an' that stopped It growln. Boys, he added, Impressively, this suv'reign remedy Is a'-- l that stood between me an perfec' nlggerhood." Eaitbound 10:06a.m.... Veatl-bule- Ill Stay Here and Watch." Now I'll tell ye what wefll do. Yew go In the house and pray, and I'll stay out here and watch. IMS 1906, trip to Chicago, Minneapolis, pray.' 10b 1 Arrives. 11:15a. m 11:00 a. m 10:30 a. m OVERLAND LIMITED LIST OF PRIZES! this and west thereof. Limit October and the new 31st, stopovers allowed, west Missouri ANGELES CHICAGO LIMITED jach ticket purchased for that jI river. For further information write LOB Strictly Twentieth Century, , , L. H. Harding, General Agent, Salt Electric Lighted Steam Heat111 the Lrand we will all details of arrange day participates ed Trains operating Pullman Palace rize Drawing. Tickets, 25c j our trl Sleepers; Incomparable Observation the very Library and Dining Cars of office sale on now at each, latest manufacture. Association, 15 West Second i For three weeks the New Grand ONLY 41 HOURS, SALT LAKE TO tlie CHICAGO. South Street, Salt Lake City. tiheatr by the Ethel Tucker Stock comOfflce. 201 I December Westbound VIA 114-11- HE SALT LAKW A MERCUR RAIROAl CO. TIME TABLE. A RAINS- E A S rate of one fare plus two dollars for round On May the-ianne- r TTkVLy A -T- CHEAP RATES EAST VIA COLORAr DO MIDLAND RAILWAY. HIS PART IN THE AFFAIR Dick Smith, a quick-witte- d and somewhat eccentric farmer, lived in Brentwood, N. H., and was known by every one In that vicinity for his quaint and original expressions, and also for his aversion to the church, which he waa never known to attend, although he did not object to his wife and children doing so. The following story concerning him was related by Deacon Kimball of the Baptist church In thut quiet old farming town. A new minister bad Just been settled over the parish, and, being very zealous in his work, had start ed out to make some pastoral calls and get hotter acquainted. Driving up to Mr. Smith's house, he found standing lu his yard, and said to him, by way of Introduction, that he was the new minister, and would like his permission to have prayers with the faintly, and would be glad to have him join them. The old farmer replied, with a twinkle in hia eye: Yew know, elder the Bible says we must watch and 4 SPECIAL NOTICE. 749 & Pobert Sherwood. 751 Hate Street, Salt Lake City. We Why Pay More? Caxn ave You Mona y Utah Dental Co., 234 Main In the City. The Moat Rellablv Teeth extracted without pain by our nciontifle methods. Free with other work. OUR SPECIAL REDUCED PRICES. Bet of teeth (beet red rubber), "3. Gold orewna, a-- k M.M to 15.00. Bridge work, beet, MM to Gold flUlnga. 11 and up. Othrr fillings, lOo to 11a TWELVE YEARS PROTECTIVE GUARANTEE. 6 till Phonm. Ind MM; Bell, I7M-p. m., Sunday 10 to B. Open DR. ZIHHERJCAV, Mgr. 884 Han St. EXAMINATION FREE. H-0- Good ' Service-Goo- d b Company-Goo- d Meals. That ia tha happy trinity lhatj makes happy travelers on Rock 1st and through trains. Through Standard Sleopor dally 8alt Lake and Ogden to Chicago without chango. Arrives In! Chicago In the morning. Wo also run I through tourist cars to Chicago and St Louie. Steamship tleketa on sale! to all points In tha Old Country, Lot uo know whore you went to go. Wo will do tho root. "Nothing finer than tho Rock Uland Dlnoit lit Both phonos 24S t. N. DREW, General Agent, 109 17th Street, Denver, Cole. E. DRAKE, Diet Paso. Agent, 0. A. BIBLE, Trav. Paso. Agt,iji 100 West Second South fit. Salt Lake City, Utah. I |