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Show SEVEN YEARS AGO A Rochester Chemist round a WANTS Singu- IMMIGRANTS larly Effective Medicine. William A. Franklin, of the Franklin A Fulmer Chemical Co., Koclieeter, GALVESTON SEEKS TO BECOME SECOND CASTLE OABDEN. N. Y., wrltOH: "Seven years ago I wan WOliTII INVESTIGATING. REALLY GOOD JOKES The use of hand cream separators is very rapidly growing among fanners who milk cows for profit. Dairy men prefer to purchase the cream and be relieved of the work of separating, and it is much more profitable for the farmer to do his own separating, for he saves the skim milk on which he can raise his calves, in addition to which lie saves the haul-- , mg of his milk, which alone amounts in many cases to the monthly payments required to buy a cream separator. The best time to separate the cream from the milk is while' it is fresh and warm. The cream separates easier and a greater percentage is obtained, and the skim milk is left sweet and fresh to be fed to the calves. The U. S. Cream Separator, sold by the Consolidated Wagon & Machine Company, has geatest capacity, skims the leanest, works the easiest, and lasts the longest. Agents READ suffering very much through the Through Efforts of Government, failure of the kidand Steamship Company neys to eliminate Oulf Fort Becomes New Gatethe uric acid from way to Europes Hordes. My iny system. back was very lame Galveston Is a rival of Castle Gar and ached If I den. New York. The gulf port of Texas overexerted myself In the least degree. is a new gateway for the army of At times I was weighed down with a constantly flocking to this feeling of languor and depression and country. Through the efforts of the suffered continually from annoying Irgovernment, of the railroads and the regularities of the kidney secretions. steamship companies the new empire I procured a box of I Joans Kidney of the great southwest is to be made Pills and began using them. I found more accessible to these prompt relief frum the aching and from the old country, and Galveston lameness in my hack, and by the time has been selected as the most available I had taken three boxoa 1 was cured landing point. of ill Irregularities. It is estimated that during the presBold by all dealers; CO cents a box. ent year between 15,000 and 20,000 Co.. Buffalo, N. Y. from Europe will come through this to their new homes in a new DIAMOND DEALER'S MISTAKE gateway in the far West and South-wscountry It la difficult to estimate what Ons of His Own Gems, But Ht the establishment of Galveston as an Failed to Recdgnize tho active port of immigration means to Sparkler. the future of the country beyond the Missouri but that it means much "Will you please examine this dia- Is certain.river, SHld u man who bad stepped mond," This fact becoineB more apparent inut a Jeweler's shop, "aud tell ine when It la known that the railroads of what you think of It? If it is a good the Southwest and the steamship line I I think will buy it. stone, are endeavoring to direct Immigration The jeveler took the gem, which with intelligence and with a keen tineras unset, and looked at it critically for a moment. Then In a confidential tone he said: Well, to tell you the truth, that everywhere. isnt a very good stone. It hasnt much r. Are, It Is badly cut, and there Is here very much like a flaw. DISEASE DEFINED BY ODOR Then he held the diamond under a miBrass of Smell Relied Upon by Excroscope uud examined it carefully, finally observing: "No, it Isnt exactly perts to Determine Nature a flaw, but I shouldn't call It a of Ailments, stone. Now, lr you wnnt someThe scutenets of the sense of amel thing really line, here--- " IMMIGRANTS AT GALVESTON. la far greater In many of the lower an Excuse me," the oilier nine intertUusy Scene Aftor Arrival of European rupted. "I don't think I'll, buy a dialmala, dogs, fur example, than In man Steumer.) mond This is a diamond that tnd they employ It in guiding then one of your assistants let me lake Satdemanding of the country's needs !o their food, In warning them of ap urday on approvul. I deposited f 10 on Immigration through the port of Gal- proaching dtnger and for other pur If present plans are carried out, poses, says the Spatula. The it Please let me have my money, veston, sphere means not so much an immigration of the and we Will declare the deal off." susceptibility to various odori for the dollars and cents there may be la more urlform and extended In UMB WASTED WITH ECZEMA In It for the transportation companies end the zrae of smell la oi as It does the rapid development of great cultivation. Like the capable other epe Buffered Untold Agonies Doctor the fertile anil unoccupied lands tribu- clal senses, it may be cultivated bj Said Zt Was the Worst Case Won- tary to the gulf jwrts. To the home attention and practice. Experts cai colonization Is now to be added the discriminate qualities of wines, derful Cure by Cuticura. liquors foreign colonization. drugs, etc. Diseases have their char I used the Cuticura Remedies for In this undertaking the government icteridtlc odors. eesema. The doctor said it was the is lending a willing hand, and the Persona who have visited many dlf worst case he ever saw. it was on three agencies combined should result terent asylums for the Insane recog both limbs, from the knees to the In accomplishment worthy of a good nize the same familiar odor of the la ankles. We tried everything the doc- cause. sane. It is not Insane asylums alone tors knew of, but the Cuticura RemIt was the government, In fact, that but prisons, Jails, workhouses, armlei edies did the mist good. I was first directed the attention of the rail- lu camp, churches, schools and nearlj obliged to lie with my limbs higher roads and of the steamship company very household, that have character than my head, for the pain was so to the possibilities that lie in the port Ictlo odors. It la when the Insane, tin terrible I could not walk. I suffered of Galveston in the way of home build- prisoners and the soldier are aggro untold agonies. One limb wasted ing in the Southwest Yearly the gated In large groups or battalions away a great deal smaller than tha hordes which seek entry to the United that their characteristic odor is recog other, there was so much discharge States through the port of New York sized. Most diseases have their char from It I found the Cuticura Reme- are increasing, so that the problem of cteristio odori and by the exercise oi dies very soothing, and I still keep hauling them becomes continually the sense of smell they could be utilized Further- In different diagnosis them la the house. I am very thank- more difficult of solution. ful to say that 1 am cured. I found more thousands of those who come in For example, fever has a mousy odor, the Cuticura Remedies all that you by the way of New York never get be- rbcninatsm haa a copious acid sweat A person afflicted say they are. I hope that you may yond the confines of that and other be spared many years to make the large cities, congesting these populawith pyaemia has a sweet nauseating Cuticura Remedies for the benefit of tions with a class which Is undesir- breath. The rank, unbearable odor of pus from the middle ear tells the persons suffering from the torture cf able. More than a year ago the govern- tale of the skin diseases, such as I had. Mrs decay of osseous tissue. In Golding, Box 8, Ayr, Ontario, Canada, ment hinted to the railroads and to the curvy the odor la putrid, in chronle ateamshlp people that It would he a peritonitis musky, in scrofula like June 6, 1905." good idea to try to divert a large portale beer. In intermittent fever like COMMERCIAL CULLINGS. tion of the Immigration through one fresh baked brown bread, in fever amThe quantity of frozen meat exported of the southwestern ports. Qalveston. monia cal, in hysteria like violets oi from Argentina last year was 3 ,325, Hi as being nearest the source of land pineapple. Measles, diphtheria, typhoid supply, was selected, and the railroads fever, epilepsy, phthisis, etc., have carcasses of sheep and lambs, and and the ateamshlp Hue Joined hands characteristic odors. beef. quarters of In the undertaking. The mineral production of Francs The first movement of Immigrants a Business Asset. Health consists of lead, slnr, copper, coal and The average man Is not accustom through Galveston really began In 1904. lignite, iron, antimony, arsenic vnd when but 800 were brought in. Prior to regard his health as his very b salt. An immense quantity of building to North German Lloyd, al- asset, yet that Is precisely what It the that stone and slate Is quarried. The lahaving a line between Europe The man who will accord duo regard ment and phosphate production It though and Galveston, had not made any ef- his health, from a strictly busfnc sums far up In the fort in the immigration line. large, aggregating By the standpoint, will go farther, last lou millions of dollars. Coal is the chief beginning of 1905 the bureau had got er and accomplish more in tha ei mineral product. to work In earnest and the result was than one who makes health an afti In the year 1890 Germany sent about 3.400 8ucress which is i consideration. immigrants. $10,710,000 in silks to the United States Immigrants coming through this tnined at the expense of health and Japan sent $1,190,000 worth. Ir port are distributed all over the West, worth absolutely nothing to the mi 1904-- 5 Germany sent about $4,998,000 oi bill statistics show that fully 50 per who attains it. There is no pleasu Ilk goods to the United States, while cent of them remain In Texas and pre- either in the process or in the fli Japan sent $i, 593,000 worth. Japanesi sumably make that state their perma- result. St. Iniis Republic. exports of silk goods have tripled with- nent home. Many of them go to Colin ten years. Increasing from $7,470,001 orado and California, and not a few Pennsylvania Products. In 1895 to $22,410,001) lu 1901-and the into Mlsourl. some seeking the big Transylvania supplied more hern! ageending in vrauni ei.ntinu s. cities like St. I,nuls. Upon an aver- hark for tunning purposes in 1905 tl age, 33 per cent are untlcketed any other Mute, and It also led in PROFIT POINTERS. when they reached llipse shores and production of wood alcohol and acet man between 30 and 40 per cent are what If lime. It produced 7.89346 bust Nobody wants au are termed homeaeekiTs. That Ik to of charcoal, but was a little be He gets on ones nerves. Did you over know a "tricky" mat say, they have come over here without Michigan in this particular, which tu make a a definite destliitlnn. hut exBail-roa- s home-seeker- Foster-Mllbu- ds m t. - some-thiu- per-pe- ct to-da- y. . g -' 5, over-anxio- with the credlt-- d with 8.193,887 bushels, Bust- - j press purpose of finding permanent product! n of hemlock bark in Pe l nesses are built up by attention to de-- ; homes In the districts. sylcania for 1905 was 379.773 cord. Present facilities fur landing immitails. Business 1s not nsiessarlly bard grants through Galvcsiou are totally work. Make it good fun, and you'll lnad-iuaiand fully J.m.imo bars do more. to b- - spent lit this direi-tfonAltlinugh F. S. Set,., nt. uf the immigration Iieavir.g a Card. The same careful attention we department, has recommended and is But, surely you are the man I gave give you If you called In pertrying to direct I in migration through would some pie to a fortnight ago. son. Remember thle. Yea, Galveston, the gnvirnment is not lldy; I thought p'r'aps you'd like to to spend all the money neeesaary ready know Im able to get about again. to protldiadequate facilities. The Tatter. company Is unwilling to steamship make the appropriation, and the railroads do not fed that they should be called upon to do It all. The city of Galveston Is not dl. posed to assume all the burden, and so for MAIN SI Ball Lake City. Vtah the time being Immigrants have to be herded into Inadequate pens, where they are compelled to spend hours and even a day or two without the slightest accommodations. E. B. Holman, a. . P. o. chief inspector of the port, stated that V. AD1IP. ALT IAKI PITT. UTAH the hardships suffered on this account were often great, hut that he felt cerOROSRP TO TNI NQ YOU tain the government, the steamship B. C. MORRIS FLORAL CO. company, the railroads and the city FLORAL DBSIQNS AMO DECORATIONS CFO'CC CUT FLCMtSNS would soon get together anil mntpirt TROa MOBDAT. MAMaaia SaLTLAaaOlVV new Immigration At prmrat a t iim-hof the are portion When Answering Advertisements ntlltxad. Kindly Mention This Paper. permanent surceas? Matter is compocu of atoms. :igri-uli:ra- i We give your letter . : Union Assay Office Hua. aoi4t v fr.-ldi- s AND FORGET YOUR DYSPEPSIA. Sufirrtd Two YttxnRtUevtd In Thru Mont hi Truly Unfortunate Man of Letters Attempt to Aeeert Authority That Resulted In Failure Hubby's Brutal Rajolnder Proof of Insanity. Good Proof. Lawyer When, did you first detect symptoms of your partner's insanity? Witness Two weeks ago. Lawyer What did he do? Witness He left the office and went home early In the afternoon, though he knew that bis wife was giving a musleale. MADE II IM SING. A Loveland young man they called Hi Once filled himself up on prune pie; It biiiught him nucIi joy That he sang' "Ship Wait Till the Olouda Roll By. Denver Put. Aho-An- SPARRING. She Sued Him for $10,000, "Pa, how big la a whale? Phwat kolnd av a "A large whale? wha-ale- ? how large?" Urn Life. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. Bacon "Did you say it was a case of love at first sight? Egbert "Yes; he saw her la the bank with a fist full of big foils!" Yonkers Statesman. I have Buffered with kidney mod bladder trouble for tea yearn pant "Laat March I commenced using Parana and continued for three months I have not used it since, nor have I fell a pain. BREAK EVEN. Intelligent Foreigner "Your President seems to have a great many of what you call fool friends. Intelligent Native "Yes, bnt he has Just as mary fool enemies, and they offset each other." Chjcago Tribune. - . AN EXTRA FIT. lira. De Style "Got your new East- Jlggson My brother Is a very uner gown, I see. Well, did your dress- fortunate maa of letters. maker give you a fit? Wlggson I didn't know that he was Mrs Van Nobb Yes, and ahe gave llterarily Inclined. my husband one, too. Yon should Jlggson Neither he is; but he bare seen him when he Inspected the wrote several letters that lost him a bllL breach of promise case. EXPLAINED. "Say, papa," queried the tweet girl graduate, "what is your definition of the term 'womanly woman? "A womanly woman," replied the old A Cinch. think I could Do you get your chum to marry me?" "She detests you, but you can get her If you work It right." "Tell me how. Pretend to be dead in love with me, and I will pretend that I am craxy about you. man, "la one who is capable of manufacturing a pie llkd your 'grandmother used to turn out" Chicago News THRIFT. A Sure Sign. Miss Bright ley I begin to realize that I'm getting old and homely. Mias Ascum Nonsense! What makes you say that? Miss Brightley Oh, there's no doubt of it. Three brliles-to-b- e have asked me to he their bridesmaid. "Estelle, that is an abominably cooked steak. You can cook better than that" "Oh, but mother," expostulated the young yvlfe, If I cook my best Harold will eat It all and there will be nothing left over for croquettes and things Consideration. "Are you one of the taxpayers oi Crimson Gulch T asked the tourist. ' "No, air, answered Bronco Bob. "Crimson Gulch dont have any taxes Were a peaceable community and we dont ask any man to risk hla life by actin' aa assessor. Discipline. "Morning. Killed anything? "No, have you? Ally Soper. SURE OF HIMSELF. satisfactory! replied the college graduate, "bnt er do you think the firm can afford Philadelphia Pub- ter. Yes, air." "Mark 'em up fifty per cent, and la- bel 'em 'Common Sense Winter Hosiery. "Louisville Courier-Journa- l. WHERE THE SHOE PINCHED. Jerry "Why did Stella break her ingagement with you? Tom "Merely because I stole a ' kiss. "She must be crazy, to object to bar- Ing her fiancee steal a kiss from her. "Oh. I didn't steal It from her." Translated For Tales From Famine- - j i Journal. ONE WOMAN'S WISDOM. He Will yon be my wife? She "Pardon me, but how many clubs do you belong to?" He I belong to six. hut She "Then I'll take a chance. Youll probably be away from home so much that it won't incoureuieuce me. Chicago Newt. : nER REASON. g, tone. "I met M!s Useless. "Why don't you write something original? Whats the use? asked the au thor. "If I do it will merely cause mjr friends to ask me why I dont write something interesting." Expensive. "I hear you're getting Into society, said the friend of the successful man. No, replied the poor man, brush ing aside a pile of his wifes bills. "Society Is getting into me. The Last Thing. Mrs Nrwlyhitcht John goes to the office every morning at 8. And the last thing ho does is to kiss me. Girl Friend (absently) Yes, I should think it would be. Needed Her. Clarence Miss Sharpun haa bralna enough for two, bah Jove! Florence Then why dont you map ry her, Clarence? "At eur church fair the other even-Insaid Miss Woodby, affecting a t CUSTOM, Prazlllana never eat when they drink, nor drink when they eat; and the Tartare continually persist In pulling a guest by the ear until he drinks. Maldlve Islander retire to the dark-r- at part of the houses and hang curtains about them, so that none of their fellowmen may aee them at thalr meal. Whan they desire to show a mark of great esteem, the negroes of Ardra drink from the eama cup at the aamo time,' and the King of Loan go uaed to and drink In two separate houses. The Phtylpplne Islander will not eat a meal alone. Whenever a Flllpnlo finds himself without a companion with whom to share hla meal, he will abstain from eating until he has found one. A strange custom prevails lu a, where a man who wishes to entertain a guest Invites him Into a cabin, which Is heated to an exeasalvo temperature, and then presses him with food until he ia In a atata of torpor. Instances of men dying at thraa orgies have been known. The Tahitians, though a naturally scalable race, dine eeparately. Even the man and hie wife do not Each member of the family haa hla own They take thalr places about five yards apart, and than, turning their backs to each other, dine amid, a profound alienee, nt er. food-bask- What's the use of backing down? If my wife wouldn't let me have a night latch key I'd take It by force!" "Why, I tried to do that once, and for four weeks she wouldnt let m leave the house! Fliegende Blaet KNEW WOMAN NATURE. "Jim, said the department store manager, "you know that lot of ladles openwork stockings left over from last rammer? matter-of-fac- ODD EATING nt itr lic Ledger. It la the buslneu of the kldneya to remove from the blood all polaonout materials. They must be active all the time, else the system su ffers. There are Mines when they need a little assistance. Perana is exactly this sort of a remedy. It has saved many people from disaster by rendering the kidneys ser-vic-e at a tune when they were not Mt to bear their own burdens. Kam-chtak- "I'll give you a position as clerk to tart with, said the merchant, "and pay yon what you are worth. Ia that Oh, perfectly, I believe that I am well and I there fore give my highest commendation to the curative qualities of Perana. for Kidney Trouble. Mrs. Geo. H. Simser, Grant, Ontario, Can., writes : I had not been well for about four years. I bad kidney trouble, and, la fact, felt badly nearly all tha time. "This summer I got so very bad I thought I would try Perana, so I wrote to yon and began at once to take Perana ana Manalin. " I took only two bottles of-- Perana and one of Manalin, and now I 'feel better than I have for some time. I feel that Peru na and Manalin cured me and made a different woman of me altogether. I bless the day 1 picked np thelittle bonk and read of your Perana.1 Pe-ru-- na 1-- 3 . THESE KIDNEY TROUBLE Roxle Swellman and "Oh, Interrupted Miss Kaox, "I never speak to her!" "Ah! you know her, then? "No, that'a the reason I uevtr speak to her. Philadelphia Presa. A Peaceful Prospect. BUILDING FOOD To Bring the Babies Around. Whan a little human machine (or a large one) goes wrong, nothing is aa Important aa the selection of food to bring It aronnd again. "My little baby boy fifteen mon tha old bad pneumonia, then came brain fevsr, and no sooner had ha got over the than he began to cut teeth and, being so weak, he waa frequently thrown into convulsions, says a Colorado mother. "I decided a change might help, so took him to Kansas City for a visit When we got there he was so very weak when he would cry ha would Ink away and seemed like ha would die. When I reached my sister's home he said Immediately that wo must feed him Grape-Nu- ts and, although I had never uaed the food, we got some and for a few days gave him Just the Juice of Grape-Nu- ts and milk. He got stronger so quickly we were soon feeding him the Grape-Nu- ts Itself and In a wonderfully short time he fattened right up and became strong and welL "That showed me something worth knowing and. when later on my girl came, I raised her on Grape-Nut-s and he Is a strong healthy baby and haa bean. You will see from tho little photograph I send you what a strong, chubby youngster the boy is now, but ho didnt look anything like that we found this nourishing food. Grapo-Nut-s nourished him to strength when he was so weak ho couldn't keep any other food on his stomach. Name given by Pratum Co., Battle Creek. Mich. All children can he built to a more sturdy and healthy condition npon Grapo-Nut- s and cream. Tha read contains the elements nature demands, from which to mike the soft gray filling In the nerve centers and brain. A well-fe- d brain and strong, sturdy nerves absolutely Insure a healthy , body. Imk In pkgs. for the famous llttls book. The Road to WellvIUe." bo-fo- rs POOR BIRD. "Archibald. aald the young wife at breakfast, "there Ia a superstition that cuckoo clocks are unlucky. Do you think the one I hung up In your office unlucky?" Very unlucky. Indeed. answered her husband, with a faraway amlle. "But you haven't had any bad luck In the laat few days, have you? No, bnt the cuckoo has. When he started cuckooing while 1 was talking through the 'phone, I just pulled out my revolver and blew his head off." Chicago News. Wife ' . If you ray another word I hant apeak to you for three whole months! Hubby What shall have! a glorious time I Afraid of Being Caught. The flirt Congratulate me. The bachelor Really? Yea. I'm going to be married. "Im so glad. "Are you really?" .Yea. really! You know, I was aV way a little afraid of you. |