Show there was a man in our town who was so wondrous wise he thought that he could get rich and never advertise and when he took his ad out his custom grew so thin he hastened to the standard and put it in agin now that banks have shut down on overdrafts editors will spend their vacations at home it is seldom you will see a woman wearing a dress she has turned three seasons and faded cotton hose with patched heels to say to her liege lord 1 I love you just as well as when we were married ten years ago lets decide to have an end to knocking in duchesne county there are plenty of things to boost for and there is is less of jealously among duclie duchesne ie county towns than e ver ever before wh what at helps one helps sll all these beautiful days inspire us to write an editorial on spring but we tri edit sonie some few years ago and precipitated thirty days of the worst weather we ever had so we have decided to let the subject alone and enjoy it on the quiet some of the rural mail routes are in danger the department claims that it is the expense of the murals that causes the deficits in that branch of the gov it is the intention to eliminate those routes on which less than a number of pieces of mail are delivered why is a newspaper like a pretty girl to be perfect it must be the embodiment of many types its form is made up UT it is always chased though inclined to be giddy jt it enjoys a good press the more rapid the better if has a weak weakness ness for gossip talks a good deal can stand some praise and is awfully fond of ofa a new dress you cant keep a good town down roosevelt for instance already there are ample evidences evi that the summer of 1915 will be one of the best years if not the best in the history the buildings and improvements there may be jannicky pan nicky conditions elsewhere but in this valley abundant crops and good prices for them keeps prosperity with us ii perhaps we are not losin losing g entirely by sending shipments of provisions to the families of the war victims They have fallen for famous pork and beans and are already crying for more of our canned goods when the carnage is over and the farmers of old europe are again making money they will be as anxious to buy the good clean foodstuffs of america to adorn their tables as the lonesome man isto secure some of of his mothers long neglected pies 0 0 0 0 during the present year we want to make our paper more interesting to its readers and to this end we ask for the cooper co oper aaion of our friends we invite our readers to send in news items of every description if you have company or there is some one visiting at your neighbors tell us about it we want all the short newsy items we can get and invite everyone to make themselves our correspondent it if it should happen that a news item which interests you is not found in his hi newspaper it is because we did not know about it so moral and high minded are the people in grayville illinois that the girls in the high school basket ball team no longer wear bloomers but make the baskets in full skirts the school board notified the girls they could not use the name of their school in their games so long as chev wore bloomers the stan dard will wager that the wives and grownup grown up un daughters of this same modest school board at tended fende d social events with their arms bare to the shoulder blades their snowy white necks exposed nearly to the waistline waist line with peek a boo trimmings on the side this is surely a queer world or at least queer people who live in it to make foolish and inconsistent laws and regu lations provincialism is not morality says dr frank crane man many y conscientious people feel that tha t whatever is differ differentia entis immoral to many an honest villager and farmer the city is a sink of iniquity the unconscious ground for this conviction is simply that so many things are done in cities to which the rural dweller is not used 1 I find a very common expression of opinion among those of any nation section or race that those f another are quite loose in morals the english think french are libertines and the french think the english are hypocrites methodists imagine shocking things of roman catholics and the iatter can curdle your blood with accounts of the vileness of methodists A church member in kansas looks upon a german sipping beer to music in a garden as on a toboggan slide to amral wreckage 1 I would define teal T eal tr morality as that principal in a soul which respects the sanctities of life maintains loyalty in love seeks and enjoys daily work subjects all desires to judgement jud gement subordinates personal judgement jud gement to altruistic motives achors dirt is stern stem toward self and lenient toward others wherever you find a principal working these works in a man you have found morality wether the man be white yellow christian or mh ameaan consumer of grape juice or of pump 1 iowa and idaho will join the dry column states on january first next if the south would raise more wheat and corn a great economic problem might be solved 0 if billy sunday makes new york think of something besides germany he will achieve e a great success the allies have stopped all imports into germany its up to germany to retaliate in the same effective manner the farmer is wondering whether enough of the profit represented in the price of wheat is collected at the source assurances of friendship have been so often exchanged by america and japan that the sentiment should be one of affects tk the allies having reduced the turkish forts in the dardanelles Darda nelles it is our opinion that in course of time there will be no turkey left in europe |