Show LUKE SAYS the lad who tell you the name of the vice president is the same fellow who can tell you how to run the government the old fashioned 17 year vear old firl who used to read books on what A young girl ought to know has a 17 year old daughter who puts her mother wise the willowy girl cops out the covers of the magazines but the girl with the wide curves and the dimples in her anatomy attracts all the attention on the street what has become of the old fashioned man who used use d to wear a new paper collar every sunday before you get her she can say things with her eyes that make in ake you feel funny all over and after you get her she can say things with her mouth that I 1 make you feel funny all over since the vacuum cleaner displaced I 1 the broom a man cant find a tin it i t a it i t nna diame blame thing but his cifes hairpins hair pins to clean his pipe with in the game of love you can always take a heart if you will lead a diamond one half the world may not know how the other half lives but it the female half if you imagine that women a sense of humor ji I 1 take a look at the hats theve they wearing W I 1 any woman who has a 40 waist can tell you that the of a perfectly formed won should measure forty I 1 I 1 A lake of fire and brinis brims sto the only hell ever ev vented there is is the case of or man who has a 50 50 wife and ana w I 1 salary r when a womans comans hips hiP 3 0 big around that slie she has two through a door sideways she ai 6 kit if a lot of comfort out of the 1 04 that she is broadminded r er you may have noticed p vr somehow or other a crosse 0 t fiig girl with a mustache h e never neve 0 1 ba mixed up in any plato platonic acta kt y affairs and she is nev never er the t n in an affinity case |