Show HELP WANTED MALE OR FEMALE bring along the undertaker bring the butcher and the baker fetch the dry goods man the clothier and the draper bring the preacher and the loafer with the teacher and the chauffeur and then let them tell us how to run the paper why sure any one can do it its a cinch pooh nothing to toil it ts its a pudding job a sinecure a snap its a emple simple proposition that requires no erudition and experience it worth a rap so trot out the clerks and brokers call all the engineers and stok smokers stokers and bring the politicians off erthe the street fetch the busman and the plumber with the ad man and the drummer and weir have them tell us how to run the sheet a 4 wont it be a great convention twill attract worldwide world wide attention what suggestions what mo notions nit ions what decrees but for fear therell be confusion let us mention in conclusion ithac that well run the thing exactly ai as we please E F mcintire |