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Show jiut tfOUTAclf The Many Mood of Kill Lura OH X Still No Word jUcCatel by Will Lucas Still no word from Secretary of Defense Me Namai'a conmy kind offer to buy up all those government ponsored holes (silos) in New Mexico. Uanybe it was such a profound shock to him to learn that anybody would want to buy them that he's reconsidering their deactivation Think of the buzz it s causing back at the Pentagon now ..the Secretary and all the brass called into a special meeting to reevaluate the holes...' General. ...I just got the weirdest letter from this Lucas fella in Salt Lake ... yeah, and he wants to buy our old holes in New Mexico . .no, I can t figure out what hes got up his sleeve... at any rate, why don't we just sit on those hole; down there and run a couple of ideas up the flag pole and see if Mass mayhem and a completeanybody else salutes... huh". Of ly disarmed lecturer. So in the meantime . I'm what can its course, legal.... waiting for the red tape to in jail for clear and I 11 keep you readers they do, throw you laughing??? Informed on the great hole Can you imagine trying to purchase LAUGHS FOR SALE pass an ordinance against Im currently engaged in laughter??? the formation of an organization. It's called, "Laugh cerning SERVICE WITH A SMILE Practicing lor the upcoming Sigma Nu Mothers Spaghetti Dinner are Burton E. Lyle and his dinner will son, Al, 3691 South 2860 East. The Italian-styl- e be served from 6:30 to 8:30 P.M , Friday, February 5 at die Sigma Nu Fraternity House, University of Utah. PERMANENT WAVE DURING FEBRUARY '7.50 evening appointments WILLIAMS 203 aEGHO (SRxRHOaiSKCWRS) Beauty Salon 274 Eut 9 th South Phone 322-511- QED 21 2 -- tgp icar. vU5u,..if, .imr sgETH Its Heres Low it works; Granite High Songsters IS Entertain PTA Council hold auditions for anyone InU in joining. All youdt' titter laugh, giggle, wheeze. Into a mike' and record it. Then I your own individual laugh quality. You might be a wonderful giggler but your belly laugh is weak, .so youll go into the giggler group. Then when we select the best of all groups we offer the Laugh Anon, Inc. Package-pla- n on the public. Laughers for hire. A touring theater company comes into town. .. the producer feels .the play is alittle weak...heants it to be an overwhelming success. .so he calls Laugh to be placed in Anon, Inc. the audience and all during the production at strategic points in the play.. ..we laugh.. ..on cue. So the local theater critics dont like the show but he feels the audience response to the production was great.. ..so he gives it afavorable review result Success! Thai again, laughter can be a very effective sadistic tool, too. Say a radical hate group is opposing faction immediately phones Laugh Anon, Inc. We go places. Result When You Join The International Art Society it includes a membership in PTA Council Founders Dav, Monday, Celebrating the Granite-Wasatc- h February 1, were, left to right, Mrs. Howard Summerhays, member, Granite Board of Education, Mrs. Cliff A. Davis, program chairman; Mrs. Ted T. Peterson, president, Granite-Wasatc- h PTA Council Doctor O. C. England, deputy superintendent, Granite School District, back, Mrs. Bernard Cragun, fourth vice president, State Congress of PTA of Parents and Teachers COUNCIL LUNCHEON IU Selections from Meredith The Music Man Wilson's were presented by Granite High School students as feaentertainment at the tured Monday noon founder's day Granite-Wasatof the luncheon Council of PTA's. A short business meeting was conducted by council president Mrs. Ted T. Peterson for the 76 guests attending. Honored guest was Mrs. Bernard Cragun, Ogden, the of the fourth Utah Congress of PTA's. Plugging forthcoming productions of "Music Man at Granite High School, director Ralph Rodgers, Jr., said this Is the first high school ever to attempt staging this proHe added, "This duction. is the finest group of young people Ive ever worked with and there have been many. Mrs. Cliff A. Davis of the TTA council was program chairman. Evaluating the results of studies on family relations es .made by families from will be the topic of Oakwood the Elementary School PTA meeting scheduled for 7:30 P.M., Febru- ch nt ary 10. Mrs. Betty Hausknecht, PTA president, will introduce Mrs. Broberg, a psychologist who will analyse and summarize the results of the discussion regarding family relations. It is hoped, parents and teachers will be helped with these problems, according to Mrs. Donna Dahl, publicity chairman. Beauty Salon it as.- COTTONWOOD TOWER O 0 Boy Scout Court of Honor was held Sunday, January 24 at the Cottonwood Stake Cen- - 1 tN. mm4 U 10 m. WOMEN TOlhE RiqliTof kiM.., lElTOfkiM... WILD AS A RUNAWAY TRAIN' A LULU! FUN FOR FUNS SAKE! L-- UUkUKaUM DOrfr CALL HIM t:3T IN FROM OF HSR! we PICTURES COLUMBIA QmlAa V ..DM S Meadow Moor My the (Continued From Page One) "I'm not going along blindly Just because somebody else wants it, he said. ' Such meetings won't be best for the public. Mayor Lee cited past failure to cooperate as the basis for his pessimism about future For example, he said, two years ago the city proposed basic pay scales for employees of the two governmental bodies This has not been accomplished and, according to the Mayor, county payrolls are now higher than the city would like to go." njoy.... rain must Swimming Privileges fror V mji rrs of Dining p' pt r i Th vm(-TK Dancing oc nQt r3 4 Robert Art Appreciation Classes T aylor PLUS KING" CATTLE fOlO GAMETIME Fashion Classes MAXFIELD LODGE Fashion Shows Big Name Entertainment Snow orNo! 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The Stake Presidency was in attendance along-wit- h a large crowd to watch the 10 troops present receive awards. John Eves, as master of ceremonies, presented Troop 95 with eight Life and two Star awards. The troop also won a trophy. Cottonwood Brian Dixon. Sixth Ward, Troop 342, and Cottonwood Bruce Cutler, Tenth Ward, Troop 332, re- - 278-800- WOMEN TO ThE COURT OF HONOR 7 00 7 HeterM . 1 all c ut'Xt to pn.st Ollice in HmIU'I.iv ceived their Eagle Badges. Next Court of Honor is set for February .28. Mayor Gloomy On Co-o-p Talks the TIM HITES l ques-tionalr- DE-o- r Ti R Anon, Inc. an organization that demands nothing more than a sense of humor. terested REG. 10.00 O CUISIKE SIRVID 5 P.M. TO MIDNIGHT MAXFIELD LODGE liunritidii Cl 3 M.li ClOifp Up Ip SUNDAYS C..-w.- a C.-- T. |