OCR Text |
Show i X, ROCKY MOUNTAIN REVIEW Salt Lake County, Utah Thursday, June I, 1964 Page (Continued from Page See, multi-dig- it dialing or no, theyre ngt really in step at alL first. Hip flasks enjoy some popularity with those who are trying to recall their youth. . . but youre already young, aren't you, dear? One outdoorlsh set uses canteens. They hang them on the handles of their golf carts. In the Anal analysis, Emily, its back to the brown paper sack. Thats right, dear, the ' SKIERS last week were Altas Alf Engen and famed newscaster-cineraml- st Lowell Thomas. Speaking of Alta, we understand Alta Lodge Chick Moreton would like to put an addition on his place If the snow would melt or Just hold stlllfor him to put in the footings. SPRING serving " in ' southeast suburban Salt Lake County 21,750 homes owner-manag- Published by Great Western News, Inc. ,2265 East 4800 South, P.O. Box 17377, Salt Lake Cityy. Utah 84117, Member of Utah State Press Assoc Phone, MANAGING EDITOR - JOHN B LUNSFORD Entered as second class matter at the post office at Sail I.ake City, UUTJhder the act of March 9, 1 8.7 8 Published every Thursday. 218-286- 6. R DELIVERY AREA $3 00 per year SUBSCRIP l ION RATE OUTSIDE CARRIER DELIVERY 'AREA lection One Place Not To The exit from the Salt Lake Municipal Airport is dangerous and should be corrected of a competently trained administrator are not nearly as great as the trouble that could result from the favoritism doled out by a political, appointee. Much of the problem hsbeen the political appointment xof the Building Inspection department. Zoning must be with overall and with the County county planning, hopefully Master plan. It is complex, it takes training and most of all it takes continuity. The position would be a powerful one. But it is easietto place certain checks and balances on the power of a man who has obtained his position by reason of training than by political patronage. Intelligent zoning and enforcabl, enforce ordinances are a key to the success of future growth. The citizens of the county must and will take an active part in seeing to it that the commission sets uD this administration promptly and without political considerations. y ITS HOW Letters To The Editor Teacher Tussle Draws Comments , Shame V Says One Granite Teaeh'er Head Speaks Up ever respond to as such. However editorials, I do feel yours of May 21st calls for a comment or two. It seems Impossible to believe that one In your position would go to such lengths to berate teachers and the UEA without first being sure of the Information so glibly offered for public conlnten-llonall- y Intended to portray fallacies or you are not aware of the real facts of the situation. My humble suggestion would be that you brush up on the real sltuaUon and be honest enough to portray both sides of the issue. For you know every question does have two sides. Your editorial does nothing to settle the question, only do I adds fuel to an already explosive situation. Perhaps this Is what you Intended to do if so, permit me tb compliment you upon achieving the end. Try walking In the shoes of public school teachers for and I feel sure you will be a little less Inclined to censure so severely. Sincerely, , , L. Rosenhall, Executive A Secretary Granite Education ciation 881 East 3900 South Salt Lake City, Utah Asso- Doin' things being associated wlth Ra.dio, and this being the beginning of the sunshine months, I become Involved in some unusual events. Like ... I always wondered what It felt like to be a bartender In a mining town. For that matter, I always wondered what It was like to view a bar from the other side of the thing. So, I was Invited up to the Bucket In Park City to tend bar. I no sooner entered the swinging loors and things happened! Joe, the regular bartender grabbed tne and tied a floor, length -apron on my skinny little body. It wrapped around me three times (I felt like Dr. Zorba Just before entering the operating mlirbartender room). It was obvious that the regular at the Bucket was somewhat heavier than little ole Willie. In fact, this apron would have drowned Fat Jack Gleason! NEW HORIZONS came out! There, pouring out of the opening came a deluge Then, I was directed behind the bar of foam and beer that would now, thats really make the Grand Rapids of somethin! Its a whole new world viewing the panorama of the Colorado River look like the bar from behind the couna trickle! It seems that Just ter ... I mean, the weight of the simple function of filling a glass with beer was an responsibility bears heavy on your tiny shoulders as you look overwhelming complexity ...a out over your domain! Think of delicate balance of physical it ...'all those people entering and coordination dexterity the swinging doors are gonna combined wlthanacuteaware-nes- s look to you to fulfill a specific of Newtons Third Law! and expeditious task ... Was Panic seized my little body as I up to it? I watched the bar slowly fill with foam! t)h, oh, here comes the first customer .. Hey, little fella, i! Well, turn It off, over to that keg and tippy-to- e That was Joe, the gimme a beer! He was six regular bartender, guiding me foot four and wearing logger at the Job with one of his vast boots. repertoire of endearments. So I managed to force my finger Yesslrj I grabbed a big into the tiny opening ... thus glass and tried to assume a casual attitude as I boldly apsaving the bar and all its customers from the sad, sure proached the beer spigot ... fate of drowning In foam. I only to trip over my apron enroute. When the tittering had know how the little Dutch Boy calmed down, I heard the at the Dike felt. So then, Joe of two other customers came over and casually drew at the end talking to the rea beer. Thats the way ya dd-l- t, snook! Yeah, yeah, gular bartender ...,Cheez, I got It now, I said. where did ya git that one? So then, two nice little old DELUGE! I finally reached the spigot ladlds entered the bar and sat down. They looked at me and and Jammed the big glass I smiled and looked back at under and pulled the handle. them. And then, The greatest shock of my life Hey, little fella howd kid like you ever get hung up In a place like this? And I said, Madam, this Is part of the Federal Governments program of Job retraining for disc Jockeys." phased-oWhen the tittering calmed down, 1 approached them with the two beers I had managed Will Schools Give Up Nonessentials? Dear Sin Existing school ty teachers who are striking for quality education realize that if salaries are enlarged, they would very likely be replaced with more qualified candidates. Lets be realistic. The teacher Intends to stay put, but with more money even If coersive, collectivist tactics are necessary to Impose his will on the public. Very truly yours, funds In Graham 380 231 S Campbell Empire Building East 4th South' ' Salt Lake City DONE care- fully. You want to be a lady, we know. What do you carry your Utah are more than ample for basic education. Which segment of the myriad, of are the schools wll-- , ling to give up In order to raise the quality of education? None, Im afraid. The quality of education Is directly correlative with the qualifications or quality of teachers. I wonder If the 11, 1 ' Utah bottle In? Wicker baskets are cur- they do rently popular give the Impression that one is going on a picnic. Visualize rippling brooks, lush green grass, rustling trees Rock-head- and a Jug of hootch. this Picnic It may Is not the sophisticated-imag- e one wishes to create at the Manhattan Club or Starlight Gardens. There are, of course, phony devices such as ceramic cameras on which the flash blub Is really a cork. No, hard to No, Emily--theyfocus and they gurgle. Theres a telephone with a dial that Is really a one or two ounce Jigger. No good the neighbors would keep coming over to borrow it. One possibility Is to carry the stuff In a mayonnaise Jar. Okay, Emily, but rinse It out be--b- ut mut-terln- gs re Beatles Query Brings Squeals, Sighs, Shrugs ut Question: What Do You Think Of The Beatles Jf w OPINION T tT m J f il. V PLEASE J ; LJ 4 A '..4 Karen Mangelson 2041 Lincoln Lane Student Marilyn Mangelson 2041LlncolnLane Student think theyre terrible. They're Just a fad and making a lot of money on nothing. Its sad to see the countrys economy going down and th Beatles making a million dollars on one performance. Barbara McGrath 3820 Terrace Heights Road Bob Pollei 76 S Street Housewife Manager, Shoe Arthur Frank 1 like the Beatles. . .1 like them. They're a fad and going to go out, but I like them. I Just Theyre a teenage fad. Theyll igist until the kids get a new hairdo or something. ' Department, I dont like them. My taste runs more to classical and semi - classical rather than this fadish type. I think Its here to stay tho, whether a person likes It or not.s Ted Balderree Ballif Hall, U of U Student Just another fad group as as Im concerned. . .like Elvis. Their music Is kinda catchy. I have' the same opinion as everyone else as far as the hair Is concerned. far r' A . j. to draw without any trouble. I sat the beer In front of them. My God, kid ... whend they start serving beer with only one eighth of the glass filled? I quickly scooped up the glasses again and dashed back behind the counter for more help from Joe. And on and on the evening went ... with one crisis after another. But finally, It was all solved and things ran smoothly. Joe solved the situation. He gave me a bar towel and told me to wipe tables. Now, there was something I could do ... and I did It ... rather well. I only swished off three as.h trays, two beers and a ladys handbag. It was a wonderful experience tending bar at the Bucket and the owner,. and his Tommy Mathews, lovely wife, Bonnie, and Joe, the bartender, all took It with quiet dignity ... well, almost all of It. All bartenders should be given awards of some kind for outstanding achievement. I got one. It reads, Bucket Award to Will Lucas Who Achieved An Overwhelming Majority of Votes for Creating the Most Devastating Evening at the Bucket in Park City. Gee, It makes you feel warm all over. t FINAL NOTE: Public spir- Mrs. Mary F. Etchevery . Cokevllle, Wyoming Livestock buyer fiey should have stayed In England. I think they corrupt the morals of our young people. Bruce Riley McDaniel 3343 South 13th East, Representative, Zerox Their beat and everything Sales Is okay, but I dont particularly g for the rag mops. 'Mrs. Vernon Derrick 1654 Browning Avenue Housewife "I think theyre ridiculous, non -- talented and a bad ited citizens ... enter today... a new Will Lucas Contest on KALL Radio. In 25 words or less, state why Salt Lake City Roger White 1170 East 5690 South Kenneth Byers Student Mathematician Brigham City, Utah Theyre kinda ugly but they sing okay. cords. I like their re- t run-of-t- he t a plexes status seekers: Now, Emily, listen sub-qual- 84107 keep O by Will Lucas cold and clammy eye on local customs. Utahs unique liquor laws have created a situation that perWe Perfect camouflage, you silly, little goose! Tourists wont look at It longingly, maybe accost you on the street. Emily, Emily. ..comeback, come back! Youve forgotten you brown paper bag, dear! More meshes. Smart alecks! Dear Sin Rarely aut.j secretaries. double-dut- A in Salt ZQning enforcement and Lake County can best be described as mess. If we are to have a communityplaiH&der, where stable property values and be a person knows what kind of a neighborhood he can reasonably expect to live, build or work in it is important to have good zoning. The allowance of variances, the enforcement of the ordinances and the inspection of buildings is now tossed around between the bounty building inspection and zoning department, the planning and zoning department, the planning commission and the board of adjustment. Its a big basketball game with a hot ball and no coach. , Steps are being taken to correct the situation. We hope. In March, Commissioner Marvin Jenson announced that a new zoning administrator would be set up who would be the one man to whom everyone would look for the accomplishment of the various functions involved. At that time, the commissioner stated that he hoped the administration would be set up in late April. This is early June, nothing except talk has happened. The original .concept was that the zoning administrator would be able to rule on variances within a matter of days, instead of a matter of weeks as is now the case with the board of adjustment. The Rocky Mountain Review learned this week that the Utah State' Code does not allow anyone but the board to make such rulings. But Deputy County Attorney llie McCulloch feels that with members of the board working closely with the zoning administrator greater efficiency could result. The present scheme is for the plahning commission to appoint a zoning administrator . Hopefully the office would be kept out of politics. The risks of too much power on the part stunning WORTHLESS INFORMATION DEPARTMENT: Right here In Salt Lake City thepes a newspaper executive with devastating sense of humor. His paper has a man permanently assigned to cover Federal offices. . . .and the zoo. Somehow, they feel this x man from out of state who had never been to Salt Lake before rented a car at the airport last week and turned east into the westbound traffic lane as he was coming onto North Temple. This hasnt the first incident of this type. The Utah State Highway Department contends that this is part of the interstate system and will be revamped in a few years, thus would be too expensive to overhaul now. This may be true, but better signs - that make sense and are easy to read could prevent a bad accident at that intersection. A Zoning: What Happens Next And When recep- curvatuous clerks, Why? Pity The Man Behind The Log per square Inch than any other office building in town. Heaven, man, with whipped cream! Our slow gait up the hill hastens to a trot. Pinch Pennies EDITORIALS radiant of tionists, same one the bottle came In. See, you were right all along. The Many Moods Of Will Lucas Experienced girl ooglers say the state office building Is adorned wRh a vast se- J5.00 per year immediately. er OFFICES OF STATE require great dignity and, It seems, lovely secretarial talent. SUBSCRIPTION RATE WITHIN CARRI1 1) dont think much of them. Theyre hair styles bug me. I should be included in the Wilderness Bill before Congress. All entries will be sent to Secretary of Interior, stu Udall. Enter today, id keep Salt Lake City veil prjj0i i V |