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Show r ili rgppi y y-j- fP ROCKY MOUNTAIN REVIEW Thursday, May 28, 1964 Tht Many Moodl Of Will Luca Hope WaiiesFor Flood Control Proposal Are Bankers Really Human? ch ever-prese- by Will Luca s Now I know I know how Twain felt ... I know Socrates felt ... I know how M how William Jennings be deepened, straightened and widened before It can effectlines. The countys proposal inively handle the drainage load. cluded a clause to reimburse Money for this, It was hoped, municipalities for storm drain would come from the United facilities already Installed. States Corps of Engineers The funds for this would have through a public works come from a resere fund which project. come frortfx a reserve fund JSjs answer to flooding prowhich Leavitt said he hoped blems In the Cottonwood-Ho- l" would have been obtained laday" area lies partly In' the through state authorlxation to full utilization of Mill Creek an BlgC ottonwood C r eek plus Increase the mill levy. City Streets Commissioner the Installation of storm drain systems. George B. Catmull claimed The $10 million would have that the proposal was not fair to the city since the city pays covered most the work for the half the tax anyway and would next six to eight years. The question of priorities is only be reimbursing Itself. The key to the drainage plan a moot one If Salt Lake City is the Jordan River which must stands firm, but many sources for storm drains and pipe- (Continued From Page 1) have been handler. A with flood waters Is an possibility until some permanent-solutio- n Is found. According to Leavitt, denial of the plan was a serious blow. He said he had been Optimistic about Its possibilities until Wednesday mornings city commission action. The county had proposed a $10 million bond to take care of the most pressing needs. This would have Included $3,500 million for the purchase of rights of way along the Jordan Rlvfer and Its tributaries. The balance of the money would have been spent ark Bryan felt ... I know how Lenny Bruce felt. All of them were public speakers ... and I entered the circle last week. The place was the Willow Creek Country Club, the occasion was the annual meeting of the Trust Division of the Utah Bankers Association, the speaker was WILL LUCAS. I approached the event with a silent ominousness ... I mean, what can you tell a banker? A banker, whose working stainless steel days are spent in the quiet, heavy coldness and marble, fondling and fingering long gijeen and circles of silver. nt exciting men In the world.) My little second grader Invited me down to her school last week to see her perform In the annual May frolic of ' Ringing and dancing, and then, when It was all over, we went Inside the school house and an Infinitesimal die book visited the classrooms. All boost. over the walls were bold picIf this Is your problem, tures of cats and dogs and move East, young man.. .nothsnails and toads and snakes ing beats the Manhattan Telend frogs and fish and ... and ... You know, I didnt see one phone Directory for this type picture of Governor Clyde! of service. But, then, maybe I didnt look hard enough. TO WIN THE WEST SHOWER OF HONORS Back abput a decade ago, You know, Its, getting to be we spent three long years with a habit with KALL Radio. Our the U.S. Navy seeing the sea. news director, Bruce Miller, The vessel was a humble but won another award! This time proud queen of the seas called he was given an award as the an attack cargo ship of which, Most outstanding graduate we regret, few are familiar. from the School of Journalism It was the kind of vessek at the U. of U. The Quinton where the captain would Issue C. Wilson Award. the dramatic order full speed He was ahead and the old tug might Just given an award last month for outstanding editorials grind up to all of 12 knots. A bright spot during this from the Utah State Bar Association. And, thats not all... experience was the friendship our continuity director, Bruce of the most unlikely of sailors one Tom Riley who later Bell, entered one of his creative commercials (heard on found his forte In the world KALL Radio) In the Internatof music. ional Advertising Association Part drummer and part phicontest ... and walkedff with losopher, Tom Riley Is in the award for one of the ten town now and were getting best radio commercials In home Just a little later than the world for 1963. usual each night. And me, I received the le After nine long years of Award for exceptional fighting the game in Los Anadequacy. But then, Im algeles, he has come to Salt Lake for two weeks to see ways winning awards! Just last how the West was really won. week, I won an award from the Salt Lake Police Department Hes one of the men appearing and a few months ago, I won with Mary Beth Hughes and a beaut of an award from the her men at Tony Hatsiss Manhattan Club. (Continued on page 12) I wondered' before approaching the podium If there were at least one or two In the vast audience who could respond to the little figure In back of the mike with the funny rcut. I looked at them. They looked at me. I cleared my throat, and what came out sounded something like a bassoon player tuning up for a Prokofiev symphony. And lol That was the ice breaker ... I received a warm and wonderful response! Bankers are nice people! After the speech, I promised myself to take all the money out of my mattress and put It In a number 2 tomato can and take It "down to the nearest bank. After the evening business was .taken care of, we all gathered around and had a hoot of a time. Judge Stewart Hansen and Judge Ray Vancott joined us In a song fest and sweeter tenor voices you don't find often. believed . that the Mill Creek areas would have ben areas would have been taken care of early because of the acute problems there. The work on the master drainage plan was performed by the consulting firm of Caldwell, Richards, Sorenson , Salt Lake County, Utah Page 5 'SEE ED OR JIM1 Holladay-Cottonwood-E- For an Expert Haircut HOLLADAY BARBER 4692 Holladay Blvd. The Morning After O: MONEYS NEVER DULL And then, there's the story of the richest man In the world, J. Paul Getty, who appeared on a TV program n London and was asked what -- 0Its like to be very, very rich. J. Paul said thaT he wished he had a better personality so he could entertain better. He said he was always worried about being dull. J. Paul Getty's income has been estimated at $11,200 an hour!!! (Well, Mr. Getty, I donLeven know you, sir, but Id like to put your mind at ease. I think you are one of the most And, (Continued from page 4) Were frankly biased, but really they do a good show. didnt mean to run hAKB over15js Backman, Chamber of Commerce executive secretary, at the recent downtown mall groundbreaking ceremonies. Lee had Nevertheless, Backman doing a Jig to keep balance on the side of a tractor. Guess the Mayor Just wanted to let photographers see how he would look driving the thing. Now, Imagine that tractor Is the state of Utah... Must be an election year. FROM THE MINDS OF AD MEN ... . come crazy things. The two major cola producers are doing their unmost to embarrass their contest winners and theyre making them Phate Ceertety feel good about It. Pepsi Just had a contest In which winner held track practice for two weeks beforehand, then raced through a supermarket grabbing goodies In frenzied armloads. Is somebody Now Coke has bettered them starting a movie house behind Cottonin the business of putting cuswood Mall? 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