| Show two of a kind A private in the regulars went to the colonel of his bis regiment and asked for a two weeks leave ot of absence the colonel was a severe disciplinarian who did not believe in extending ext endine too many privileges to his bis men and did not hesitate to use subterfuge in evad ing inythe the granting of one well well said the colonel what do you want a two weeks furlough fy patrick answered me is very sick and the children are not and it ye moland she would loike to have me home ter fer a few weeks to give her a bit ov ev assistance the colonel eyed him for a few minutes and said patrick I 1 might grant your request out i got goc a lener your wile morning mornine saying she want you homo home that you yon was a nuisance whenever you yon were there she hopes I 1 wont let you have any more fur boughs that settles ill oi 01 suppose oi 01 cant get the furlo fur loeh gb then said pat no im afraid not patrick it was patricks turn now to eye the colonel as aa he started for the doot stopping suddenly he said Col colonel onet can I 1 say eo methin to certainly patrick what is ita 1 I you ou wont get mad colonel it if 01 ol say ita lt certainly not dot patrick what is it ol of want to say there are two splendid liars iu in this room aim one and yere another bivas never married married I 1 in MO me loite 1 |
