Show DR STORK UNCLE SAM line lint chat mil 1111 11 il borne bollie it dr stork dont be alarmed uncle sam just a social asocial call just a soo social xi call im quite used to such outbreaks finhen weenona wh enona oua professional visit I 1 aus us dropped I 1 ill ba davs a little chat 0 on U my ln hobby uncle sam les dr your work ork is 13 of the deepest interest t to 0 me and I 1 want to say without dispa disparaging ragi what you hae boaen do ae in other count connane rie that I 1 value most highly among my C citizens the ones you have delivered on american soil dr stork well I 1 say ray I 1 litre have used not a little cire care in choo choosing mg bibles for american families milies a and yet I 1 am grieved to state that when ullen I 1 alight at an american Ame home I 1 am not always received with enghu enthusiastic bastic appreciation tio I 1 that I 1 should like in fact my practice is f falling off and I 1 am convinced that I 1 am not the most popular favorite I 1 was a number ot of years ago somehow of late isle I 1 have lost heart in my work just the other day I 1 picked curly headed rascal I 1 could find one of the roy cheeked checked chubby little spit teis that anyone ought to be tickled to pieces to have about running up the milk bills well sir I 1 carried nim mm to the home of a well to do family who could easily afford a dozen babies I 1 expected to see the whole family delighted with the dandy little thumb sucker I 1 had bad brought ern em now how do you suppo e I 1 ws re I 1 met the father on tile the piazza looking like an abused martyr you would think to have seen him as I 1 hopped up the steps that some one had bad played placed it a dirty mean practical j oke he 0 on him I 1 hurried burned into the house where I 1 met tile the grandmother in arage a rage she upbraided up braided me for interfering ter fering with her dau daughter ahter s b ao leial c ia duties I 1 hastened up stairs where I 1 laid the little fellow bide beside his bis mother and d what do you suppose she ehe said to mea me han 0 the finest nurse in the world andi know she will be a regular mother to that hoy boy now bow is that for gratitude 9 how you like to give a addy a present aud and find that she hai p limed amed it 0 olt on someone else I 1 right there I 1 bad saved that boy tor for the nurse well I 1 am treated like that you ian all imagine I 1 never expect to make another trip to that home wbk it used to be that my visits were heralded with ith unrestrained bt demonstrations of appreciation by the family and all the neigh hors bors the mother grandmother and the neighboring children would embrace and kiss me till I 1 was as a sight then papa and grandpa would take a wing in ill each ot of theirs and wed walk alk downstairs and have a little something to the good health and prosperity of the boy uncle sam that s b as it should be but do you mean to tell me dr stork that you lad ader er get a hearty w welcome e 12 nowadays 9 dr stork I 1 often get a he 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