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Show THE RICH COUNTY REAPER, RANDOLPH, UTAH THIS Heres Record Thatll Make Is a story without a moral, . A man who has any relish for fine writing either discovers new beauties or receives stronger impressions from of the the masterly strokes of a great ausurvival a of milEvidences at many enterprise capitalized French language and customs in va- thor every time he peruses him ; belions of dollars. It seemed like an easy month rious portions of the Mississippi val- sides that he naturally wears himself a more and than yet assignment assemley from Illinois to Louisiana are info the same manner of speaking elapsed before the story was related by Prof. Joseph M. Carriere and thinking. bled. There was a reason. Although he is of the romance language department of Northwestern university. For the lucky when he breaks 100 at golf, this man once had made a hole in one. So past two years Professor Carriere he spent the evenings talking about has made an extensive study of the dialect of the Cajans, their folk that ace. and legend in the picturesque lore I he talk about it?" Why shouldnt Evangeline country of Louisiana, asked each time I tried to change the immortalized in Longfellows poem, subject Suppose I am the head of a Evangeline. So lots r are corporation. Ancestors of the Acadians, or Caof other people, but , and here his jans who speak a French derivative voice always took on a . new note dialect settled in Louisiana after the how many people ever made a hole English had exiled them from Nova in one?" to swear allegiThere was no use In pointing out Scotia for refusal after the latter British ance to the that holing out in one stroke from the the country. The had conquered cup was a matter of luck and that the Safe. 1755. In tracin started colonization odds are perhaps a million to one that colonizaFrench of survivals the it can happen to him again. It was a ing tion of the Mississippi valley, Protriumph that set him apart from othfessor Carriere told of his experiEntrust Your, . ers, he could talk about it and be hapsettlements In southern Illiences in No theorist could take that away py. Own or Your Familys nois and Missouri where he encounfrom him. French still who tered groups speak Well - Being to Unknown Somehow even though this often Is and French songs, Professor sing tabbed as a world given over much to Carriere said. The same is true, of Preparations vain regrets I suspect that there are the inhabitants on the island of numerous others who feel the same "DEFORE you take any prepara-In the Mississippi The viltion you dont know all about, way. foundwas here once stood lage that of headaches; or the In St Genevieve, Mo., for theofrelief ed in 1700. neuritis or rheumatism, His Job and Memories pains Profesin the tiff mining country, neuralgia, ask your doctor what he sor Carriere told of encountering thinks about it in comparison Are Enough for Ex-Pu- g dozens of families who still speak with Genuine Bayer Aspirin. French. The village itself retains We say this because, before the Not so long ago I passed the office of France, the of Bayer Aspirin, mosf atmosphere physical discovery of a' great newspaper. At the side enremedies were admany of the buildings being of stone pain to trance where trucks were gathered vised against by physicians as being and surrounded by gardens reminisbad for the stomach; or, often, for carry away the first editions, a tall cent of France. man was standing, cap tugged down Most of his study was devoted to the heart. And the discovery of over cauliflowered ear. As the match the Teche river Bayer Aspirin largely changed valley in southwestmedical practice. flared to light his cigarette, it revealed ern Louisiana where he sought evihis twisted nose. Countless thousands of people dences of French survivals among I had not seen' him for years, had the Cajan population. It was here who have taken Bayer Aspirin year in and out without ill effect, have wondered, what had happened to him. that most of the Acadians settled proved that the medical findings We stood there in the shadows and following their flight from Nova about its safety were correct. talked about a career that once had Scotia. Longfellow is the idol of Remember this: Genuine Bayer been revealed in the brightest light of' these people, Professor Carriere is rated among the fastest Aspirin the headlines. said. It Is not uncommon to see his methods yet discovered for the relief Are you unhappy? picture in the place of honor in halls of headaches and all common pains Kid, I said. . . . and safe for the average person Do you wish you had it to do all over and homes. The people believe in the to take regularly. chamso a of the be that Evangepoem you might authenticity again, You can get real Bayer Aspirin at line, claiming that the true characpion? any drug store simply by never The tall man grunted, then peered ters were Emmeline Labiche and asking for it by the name aspirin Louis and the Arsenault, Evangeline at me through reddened eyelids that alone, but always saying BAYER had come into contact with thudding Gabriel of Longfellows poem. They ASPIRIN when you buy. did not maintain that Evangeline fists all too often in those later days die in Philadelphia as Longfellow when the shadows were creeping persaid, but that she returned to St. sistently about him. Martinsville where she discovered Hugh, you sports writers think of the darnedest things, he answered. that Gabriel had married and where died of a broken heart There I got a Job, aint I? And I was pret- she a tombstone In St Martinsville is ty good when I was up there, wasnt I? where Emmeline Labiche or Evanwas. Sure I Anybodyll tell you that to is be buried. geline supposed Rarely Happen He paused. Perhaps he was thinkAll who expect lives of Joy withing about a past not so far distant out winning it believe in miracles. Then he pursed thick lips and hit a target ten feet away. Well then," he said. Why should I be unhappy? Even if I wasnt chamSkipped His Tub pion and even if It is quite likely that I could lick most of these muggs whore Old Lady to Old Tar Excuse me do those tattoo marks wash off? around today, what of it? I smacked Old Tar I cant say, lady. Stray over some of the best, and thats enough for any man. You cant have Stories Magazine. everything." with a Prof Knew Doe Since most people have forgotten Doctor Guberpea An awful lot of about him anyhow there is no real reason Why his name should be hidden girls are stuck on me. 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There Is the story The first recorded international boat of the Indian who won a trunkful of race participated in by American oars- medals and cups at the Olympic games men took place in 1824 near Hoboken. in 1912. Later it was discovered that Then four New York Harbor men eas- he had played while competing against ily beat a picked crew from the these amateurs of all nations. He was Thames. More than 50,000 people wit- ordered to return his prizes. nessed the race and later the winners of the day carried tearNewspapers presented their boat to General Lafay- ful columns about this decision of the ette. overlords of amateur sport Friends Frank Ives, one of the most celebratto sympathize with him over attempted ed of billiard champions, also starred of awards greater than those the loss bike a as baseball catcher, rider, roller ever had come to any athlete. Jim skater and horseman. Perhaps his that Thorpe peered through beady eyes, keen eyesight was the most remark noted all this hullabaloo and was genuinely surprised. What are you making so much of a fuss about? he asked the mourners. Yeah, I know those cups and things looked pretty and they would have been nice to have around the house, but what of it? Yes, Jim. his well meaning friends But think of what those persisted. meant. They were tokens of things recall able of all, though. and you never can have the victory race when the track at that, watching horses line up half a mile away, he chance to win them again. They . . ." could spot his colors Instantly, while And so on and on. Thorps listened, frowned and waa his companions peered vainly through It is said that Indians never silent. glasses. The British open golf championship reveal their thoughts by the expreswas played at Hoylake in 1913 in a sions on their faces. So his friends hard rain coupled with a driving wind. may have been wondering what waa d This doubling up of the weather Is going on behind those high, cheek bones the test severest known during the a long to perhaps golfer. J. H. Taylor played more than moments of silence. But they did not 300 shots during the 72 boles and was have to wait long. Thorpe stretched In the rough only once. Naturally he out one long arm, pointed at them and won his fifth championship even spoke. , 1 finished first in those events, though two of his competitors were n didnt I? he asked. I proved that I those other greats, Harry was the best of them all, didnt I? and Jim Braid. Although he always hit threw and Well, then, what do I need with a lot did almost everything else of trimmings? You dont think that Babe Ruth continues to sign his name Im going to forget all that, do you? 1 with his right paw. This is a story without a meraL fblemcn LANTERN A Careless One He Youre good at conundrums, try this one. 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